Brazzil

I enjoyed your satire, it really hit home. To bad there is more truth in it than not. With a history of corrupt and comical leadership this bunch takes the cake...Brasil continues to entertain with it's back water politicans and inept governement. Right up to it's 3rd grade graduate president. His senior staff stealing from the Brasilian people right under his nose. The pathetic irony is that he is probaly honest himself...but to stupid to realize what is going on around him. Thank God for soccer Brasil! It is the only thing that can salvage any Brasilian pride.

My dear friend Mr. Carlos Chagas (whoever you are). My sincere CONGRATULATIONS. You are a damn funny guy.
You hit an exposed nerve of these stupid politicians.

CONGRATULATIONS.


Defense Minister:
Is there a ounterpart called Minister of war?
Defene against what? Against whom?
Is there some Minister of Sex?
The one who would help f**k the people a bit more ?

"... Dilma will become the planet's new Iron Lady."
Sure, she will start ironing as much shirts before giving up the "privilege" of the title.
Picture signed by M Tatcher. Yeah,right!!!
Iron Lady ould be also the Lady with an
Iron Chastity Belt.


SANTA IS JOKER. But the presents suit well to all of them Ministers. By the way these Ministers preach????
"...National Integration Minister, Ciro Gomes, got an electric shaver ..."

The guy should be given a bar of soap to wash (impossible task) the corruption.

Hey Santa, corruption is not solved by a simple make-believe gigantic meat-grinding machine to that Pallocci guy. How about a HOMUNGOUS one.?

Justice Minister, Márcio Thomaz Bastos,
is the one who should be blindfolded by pouring hot lead in his eyes.
There you go. No more need to wear or havve a blind fold at all. Cozy, isn't it?

Former Chief of Staff and former congressman José Dirceu(please read CORRRUUPPTTTT).
Got himself a brand new Harley-Davidson motorcycle and a map? Hummm, that head on accident with a train was not enough to put his brain dead back in order.

Delúbio Soares. "Delúbio" is a person's name or it is a newly named antropoid?

Chagas how come?
"Marcos Valério, Waldomiro Diniz, among others belonging to the government gang, were ecstatic to be given copies of Al Capone's biography "

They were the ones who taught Capone how to run the business. Ain't fair to poor old Capone.

...President Fernando Henrique Cardoso lives ...(or vegetates?) 26 volumes of books"

I just hope how to read without looking at himself in the room filled with mirrors.

hagas, you did it again, old pal. You got it wrong.
The books are not "ME,ME and ME".
It's more likely Narcisius,Fernando Henrique Cardoso .Narcisius and Narcicious.
But then it all boils down to the same.

"José Serra....eceived a fur cap to warm up his bald head"
Chagas, you never learnbr do you?
The fur cap is not to warm anything. It is for a greater purpose. Not to have his brain be exposed to the wind. He would lose his brain in no time.

[Santa] was safraid of losing his red clothes, the cap, the boots and even the sled and the reindeers." Chagas this is a master stroke AGAIN.

...So that the veteran metallurgist go back to his old profession when he finishes his mandate."

Watch out Chagas. The guy might be reelected by those dumbass(holes) that make the bulk of the brazilian people so he will not be back to the hole he dragged himself (was dragged?) by the guys who really run that stupid government.

I think your gay