I don't believe I heard any blonde jokes before the Web made its debut in Brazil. So another cultural icon is fighting to hold its place in Brazilian culture, the stupid Portuguese. We have hundreds of Portuguese jokes here the same way English speakers have Polish ones. We usually translate Polish as Portuguese in the joke department.
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Portuguese also have brazilian stereotypes written by Manueletuga,
April 16, 2009
This makes me laugh...especially as I am Portuguese. This is even more ironic considering how Brazilian women are all over Portuguese men like a bad rash...they must like dumb men with moustaches. Not sure where they get their facts about Portuguese - Let me see - Ronaldo is the shortest player in Manu U - he has a mustache? Could it be due to the low level of education and poverty in Brasil that they simply don't know better? Also the President of the European Commission is Portuguese - he is called Manuel - I wonder if Lula would tell him some portuguese jokes?
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Well done, sô Silva written by Manteiga,
April 16, 2009
French people also have jokes about the Portuguese. My favourite is the one where they ask how do you differentiate the bride and groom in a Portuguese wedding: they have the nicest training suites of all. Or the other one where you fold a napkin in a triangle and put it over your hair: Yes, it's a Portuguese woman in underwear. But this is funnier than the reality. The Portuguese aren't funny. I know. I'm one. Would Joe Silva by any chance be one (descendant) too?
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Jose is using Brazzil to advertise his translation skills. Krass! written by manuel de portugal,
April 17, 2009
Do you know how you tell if José Moreira da Silva has been in your backyard? Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.
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... written by CT,
April 18, 2009
Jose real name is- Giuseppe Morrera da Silvana- he really meant to write about the italian "wops" "hairy women" "macho men" with their mustaches,etc. to prove their manhood; that he's part of, but since he lives in a Portuguese speaking country, he had to lie, embelish the truth. I suggest you watch "I Love Lucy" & how Italians are depicted & read american stories/histories as they are known as the biggest "trash/wops" that ever went to the U.S.A. No wonder your ugly, short & fat & a shrink a ling i'm sure. How sad that after all these years your obsession still prevails. You ride a motorcycle, not a car; you should graduate to a "bycicle". Now go on & put your "chifres" on & cry like a baby for more.....
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The Portuguese written by Sergio T,
April 18, 2009
The funniest Portuguese jokes I ever heard were from my Portuguese grandfather (I am Brazilian). That puzzled me when I was a kid, why would he joke that way about himself? Well, he was highly educated, pretty smart and funny Portuguese intellectual and cared less for things like that.
There are two Portuguese Nobel prizes known: one in medicine and the other in literature. Brazil has none. Camoes was Portuguese not Brazilian. The Caravel was invented by the Portuguese and there are two brilliant known Portuguese physicists in England today. The Portuguese were once considered to be great navigators, etc.
Finally, the Portuguese does not write dumb articles like this one from José Moreira da Silva: a Brazilian with a typical Portuguese name.
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... written by paulista,
April 18, 2009
Brazilians joking about other nation for being stupid is just plain funny. It's like a tuna joking that the salmon is wet.
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Que Mané!!! written by roll eyessss,
April 18, 2009
But Joaquim (zhoahKING), Manuel (mungnooEHoo) and Maria (maDDEEa) have been parts of the Brazilian culture for a very long time.
I refuse commenting this article. All I say is that José has been parts of the Brazilian culture as well... the infamous Zé Mané!!!
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PORTUGAL país de aloprados written by Analice Visconti,
April 21, 2009
Portuguese people are whiny and smelly. Please stay and Portugal and don't go to Brazil for some favela hookers. You can enjoy your Ucrainian ones there in Portugal for free, viu?ok?
The Portuguese don't need your favela ho's, they pay for the good ones, unlike your filthy men/pit boys that don't shower & drink to no end that will lay anywhere with anyone even dogs. Obviously your a product of a Oh & even your name says you're one. You're the one that should leave, they got their first. OuviU CUBAIA NOGENTA.
"Smelly & whinny" Visconti said above, you should KnoW, having an Italian surname you shouyld know all about the ITALIAN WOPS of the world, start reading so you wouldn't sound so stupid, but hen again your a braYUCA WHAT IS THERE ELSE TO EXPECT FROM TOTAL IGNORANCE WHICH IS RAMPANT IN THAT GRAND FAVELA.
At least the Ukrainians are better than the brazilians, they don't reduce themselves to being trashy like you. All you're hatred int he world hasn;'t & will not change a thing; you will never be them or equal to them, they will always be above trash like you.
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... written by Frank Garcia,
April 24, 2009
hey guys don't sweat it. It's only a brazuca talking. Nobody cares. In Argentina they call the brazucas, macaquitos cuz they're considered an inferior race and smell like monkeys.
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Stupid Portuguese? written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 24, 2009
Brazilians are more stupid than the Portuguese. First of all you speak Portuguese and make fun of the Portuguese, hiprocrates!!!!
Lula comes from Portuguese desendants and so does most Brazilians. Shame on you!!!
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Brazilian use the Portuguese as an escape goat for their failures. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 24, 2009
After all if it weren't for the Portuguese you would not be Brazilian, be proud to be Brazilian?!!! Obviously you Brazilians are of an inferior breed that's why you keep blaming the Portuguese for your failure of being a third world country.
Portugal is no third world, asswipe.
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Stop picking on the Italians. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 24, 2009
What does the Italians got to do with Brazilians and Portuguese. This is a Portuguese-Brazilian thing, not Italian.
After all Portugal gave birth to Brazil but Brazil gave birth to the fevela, ha! ha! Funny! SAD!!! REAL Sad!!!
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... written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 24, 2009
Ya! blame the Portuguese for something that happened 5 hundred years ago. Grow up!!!
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Pedro Álvares Cabral, had reached Brazil, though this was an accident. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 24, 2009
Pedro Álvares Cabral, had reached Brazil, though this was an accident. He brought millions of slaves and left Brazil to deal with it. Brazilian is very diferent from Portuguese. Brazilians are mutts!
WASHINGTON, June 22 — A little-known fact: A version of the Internet was invented in Portugal 500 years ago by a bunch of sailors with names like Pedro, Vasco and Bartolomeu. The technology was crude. Links were unstable. Response time was glacial. (A message sent on their network might take a year to land.) They put up with it all. They were hungry to gain access to the world.
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Mr. Barbosa written by Flor,
April 27, 2009
Ya! blame the Portuguese for something that happened 5 hundred years ago. Grow up!!!
The colonization process impacts the MOST basic relations of a society and therefore its effects are profound and long-standing. If that is not easy for you to understand maybe you should consider other more recent Portuguese colonization such as of Angola, whose independence happened around 1975. Do you think that the result of your country's colonization still has any effect on such a country?????? In Brazil's case, its independence occurred without the population even noticing it because it was carried out by an elite of aristocrat farmers who were also the politicians and local judges. The infamous 'voto de cabresto' is alive till today and is the reason corrupt politicians are placed in power. Ignorant and poor citizens sell their vote for a meal ticket valid for one whole year. on those times, they would sell it for a cow...
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Get to the point!! written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 27, 2009
Get to the point!!
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I'll get to the point..... written by Flor,
April 28, 2009
Portuguesecolonial power structures, political (with village secretaries, or the like) and legal (with landowners as town judges) were transmitted to the imperial Brazil (independent), whose Portuguese emperors maintained and reinforced even more power centralization. When landowners of Portuguese descent established the republican structure in Brazil, again a bunch of them (ONLY farmer of Portuguese descent)took turns as Brazil’s president (política do café com leite), only white, land owners were allowed to vote and work as politicians. All that until the republican revolution with Getúlio Vargas 1930 and the coup d’etat in 1964 which took Joao Goulart, supposed communist, out of power (American imperialism). the fight for power in Brazil has always been very oppressive, since Portuguese people. Only a civil revolution would change that, which happened but then... the dictatorship came. The smart Portuguese emperors managed to contract our famous foreign debt and submitted Brazil to England’s power. Additionally, there are 300 years of slavery in a 500-year-old country, no farmer wanted to pay workers until 1888, almost the 20th century! Barb, let’s not say Portuguese people don't share any responsibility in creating the grand fevela eh?
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I'll get to the point..... written by Flor,
April 28, 2009
Portuguesecolonial power structures, political (with village secretaries, or the like) and legal (with landowners as town judges) were transmitted to the imperial Brazil (independent), whose Portuguese emperors maintained and reinforced even more power centralization. When landowners of Portuguese descent established the republican structure in Brazil, again a bunch of them (ONLY farmer of Portuguese descent)took turns as Brazil’s president (política do café com leite), only white, land owners were allowed to vote and work as politicians. All that until the republican revolution with Getúlio Vargas 1930 and the coup d’etat in 1964 which took Joao Goulart, supposed communist, out of power (American imperialism). the fight for power in Brazil has always been very oppressive, since Portuguese people. Only a civil revolution would change that, which happened but then... the dictatorship came. The smart Portuguese emperors managed to contract our famous foreign debt and submitted Brazil to England’s power. Additionally, there are 300 years of slavery in a 500-year-old country, no farmer wanted to pay workers until 1888, almost the 20th century! Barb, let’s not say Portuguese people don't share any responsibility in creating the grand fevela eh?
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... written by Flor,
April 28, 2009
What do you say, Barbs?
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You still did not get to the point! written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 28, 2009
Brazil move on.....stop blaming the past
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Hey Mr. Barbosa… This is the way I see it… written by ....,
April 28, 2009
You have one of 2 choices:
1)Let me spray you to get rid of them fleas, or 2)Take your fleas somewhere else!
Or you could ask Shelly; she has experience with it since she had a major infestation not too long ago.
Hugs,
Costinha
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Pure B.S. written by ....,
April 28, 2009
“Also the President of the European Commission is Portuguese - he is called Manuel”
Not true…. Manuel é o meu padeiro!
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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One thing is for sure… written by ....,
April 28, 2009
If Brasil was colonized by some northern European nation, it would be leaps ahead…. Instead of Portuguese colonization, meaning, raping the land and its natives!
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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Portuguese expertise???? written by ....,
April 28, 2009
Making Bacalhau....
Costinha
Hehehe
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Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 28, 2009
Yeh! and you have to live with the aftermath Faustino! If that is the case with Portugal, then why can't Brazil move on?
Brazil is indepenent and resource rich and Brazil is still poor,why? O because of the Portugal, hahahaha! Do not make me cry Jose!
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Actual we cought these fleas from you Brazilans. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 28, 2009
Go eat your black beans and rice...Chico!
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Brazilians use the Portuguese as an escape goat for their failures. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 28, 2009
Brazilians can't even speak proper Portuguese Mr. Washinton Melo de Graca, hahahahah! Tchau! Mein! Hahahahahahah! Senhor Moceque!
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Senhor Muqueca! written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 28, 2009
Don't wast time with these brazikian embacils, they have & will keep on making excuses till the end of the world. they can't gind anythign else to blame, they can't pathom their incompetence/their chaoticness, their bad blood. i for one woudl welcome the country changing it's language, i can't see why they haven't done it, i wue woudl be so proud to disassociate my country & language to them; i find it funny how most braizlians feel that their coutnry was blessed by GOD, well i thing every country is blesseed by GOD, the difference is what those countries do for themselves.
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FLOR, are profund & long standing written by Regina,
April 29, 2009
If that's the case, i can think of the Jewish People, you talk about profoundness, nothing compares to the HOLOCAUST & at the end of the day i don't see JEWS & Germans having disdain for eachother, they are friends, socialize, etc. Do you know why because theya re cultivated/civilized & have common sense which Brazil seems to lack; hence your comments. Give it up until you & your country changes it's tune you will never get anywhere, look at INDIA, i don't doubt for a second that they have & will surpass brazil in all. As for Angola, ask the people that lived there & the quality fo life they had? Actually many Portuguese & others among Brazuca's are going ther again to help build what the CIVIL WAR DESTROYED, not the Portuguese.
One thing is for sure… written by ...., April 28, 2009 If Brasil was colonized by some northern European nation, it would be leaps ahead…. Instead of Portuguese colonization, meaning, raping the land and its natives!
-Now bosta, that is the smartest thing you have said on this forum, do you know why, because you wouldn't exist; how great that would be.
"Portuguese expertise???? written by ...., April 28, 2009 Making Bacalhau.... Costinha Hehehe"
-You can't even affor dto it, fool, dont you understand how foolish you make yourself sound, you cna't eat "bacalhau" because it's too expensive, you pay rent & work for the colonizer, that is if you work, walking up & down the favela" You can only wish you had the odacity, structure, responsibility, be a hard worker like them, then you would have sometning to start like a "stolen bike enferrujada" of course.
On anotehr note, look at South Africa, look how the balck population is manifesting itself & moving forward, i'm sure there not lamenting thei past. After all you had your country for 188 years, they just got their not so long ago. Go there & see for yourself as i have the upward mobility of the black population. And as you should know, is there any perfect history from any country, if there is let me know.
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The Bacalhau Va(Re)gina written by ....,
April 29, 2009
Don’t stress it… Relax with Ex-Lax, meu bem!
Va(Re)gina, the intellectual virgin looking for a boy-toy to play with. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
Galegada… Just because of your geographic location (Europe), doesn’t make you first world… Do you know what Portugal’s main economic infrastructure is based on? The Bacalhau industry.
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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Portgal's Industries written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
Portgal's Industries: textiles, clothing, footwear, wood and cork, paper, chemicals, auto-parts manufacturing, base metals, diary products, wine and other foods, porcelain and ceramics, glassware, technology, telecommunications; ship construction and refurbishment; tourism.
You are talking merda Brasileiro! Get your facts right idiot!
Barbosa
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Galego Carlos Barbunda written by ...,
April 29, 2009
Portugal is the poorest country of the 27 member states in the European Union. Bacalhau alone just won’t cut it anymore.
Also, since we are becoming such cozy friends I want to present you with a gift. You see, I have this really cute pet, a small cuddly pig, but lately, he has been sneezing too often and I don’t have the time to take care of it. I want you to have it, free, including shipment.
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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Portugal!!!!! written by Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
Get your facts right Portugal is not the poorest out of the 27 member states. I do not know were you got this information from, maybe from the fevela! That's were you probably come from a merda da fevela!
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Portugal!!!!! written by Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
Get your facts right Portugal is not the poorest out of the 27 member states. I do not know were you got this information from, maybe from the fevela! That's were you probably come from a merda da fevela!
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Brazil! written by Costinha ,
April 29, 2009
Brazil sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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You finally admitted the truth about Brazil Costinha written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
You finally admitted the truth about Brazil Costinha
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Rice and Beans, Brazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiilll! written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
I thought you would see it my way, black beans and rice.
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Carla Barbunda written by ..,
April 29, 2009
When you speak, you do so in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel prize winners.
You're a moron. It's your legacy. Deal with it.
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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Koonta Kentei written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
Koonta Kentei, boooom booom booom, samba
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Portugal's Major Contribution to Mankind? written by ..,
April 29, 2009
BACALHAU....
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
On a narrow cobblestone street in this capital of peeling paint and faded glories, some 30 Portuguese wearing heavy shoes and cloth caps were huddled in a small bar one recent night singing of loyal mothers, lost loves and better times.
As one after another opened his heart and poured out his soul over three-cent cups of rough wine, 73-year-old Carlos Reis could resist no longer. He said his doctor had prohibited him from singing because of a bad heart, but the music was fado, Portuguese folk music.
Mr. Reis closed his eyes and began to the strum of a guitar. ''I don't pass the night well without fado,'' he sang, his voice clear and sonorous. ''I don't pass the night well without wine.''
It was a haunting echo of a melancholy that permeates this entire country of 10 million people. The Portuguese call it saudade, which is defined as part nostalgia for the past, part longing for the future and part uncertainty about today. 'People Are Afraid'
In the second year of Portugal's membership in the European Community, and the 13th year since a revolution brought the country democracy, it is that uncertainty that to an outsider seems to grip the nation.
Both in and out of the Social Democratic Government of Prime Minister Anibal Cavaco Silva, there is an uncertainty whether the country, arguably the most backward in Western Europe, can compete economically inside Europe and integrate culturally into its Western liberal traditions.
''People are afraid today,'' Antonio Barreto, a sociologist and leading Socialist member of Parliament, said in an interview. ''We have no choice now but to go into Europe, and that is where we belong. But it is a challenge and a threat. Myself, I'm not optimistic about how easy it will be.''
Portugal is a country still rural, a land of whitewashed villages, women in black and farmers pulling oxcarts loaded with cork. Its per capita income of less than $3,000 is only half that of neighboring Spain and a fifth that of West Germany. Illiteracy is high; sociologists say nearly 40 percent of children drop out of school after the fourth grade. The Health Ministry reports that as recently as four years ago only 43 percent of Portuguese homes had an indoor bathroom.
Nearly a quarter of Portugal's work force lives by farming, forestry and fishing, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Yet farming is so primitive and the land so poor that the country imports more than half of its food.
''The problem,'' said Luisa Schmidt, a researcher at the Institute of Social Sciences, ''is building a modern society on top of an archaic structure.''
Many older and rural Portuguese, tied to their villages, do not see the need for change. Suspicious of Western free-market values, Manuel Justino Pereira, a 61-year-old farmer, defended bartering and price supports in an interview last year. ''We have our own economy,'' he said. ''It always can be made to be enough.''
It is a folk conservatism related to saudade, which many Portugese thinkers say is the greatest obstacle to overcoming the country's backwardness. ''Saudade is as Portugese as cod and potatoes,'' Jose Saraiva, a cultural historian, said in an interview. ''It's also our greatest evil.'' Middle Class Is Assertive
Confronting the old attitudes is a more aggressive middle class that is emerging under the banner of pragmatism and modernism. It is a consumer-minded class that listens to the latest English music, goes to the latest American movies and creates fashions and paintings of its own.
Mr. Cavaco Silva, an ascetic 47-year-old former Finance Minister, and many in his centrist Government have come to personify this new attitude.
''I can't stand fado,'' Carlos Alberto Pimenta, the 31-year old Secretary of State for Environment and Natural Resources, said in an interview.
Mr. Pimenta particularly has created a stir. His announcement that 1,300 summer homes built illegally on national parkland would be torn down was ignored as just another empty Government threat until the bulldozers moved in at 7 A.M. one recent morning, shocking the nation and bringing forth a wave of applause.
''If you have will,'' he said, ''you can blow this country up.'' Challenges Are Formidable
But the economic and political challenges are formidable.
Hehehe
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Hog wash! written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
ha ha ha! Hog wash!
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In Brazil they do, by the millions. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
In Portugal people do not go hungry. In Brazil they do, by the millions.
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In Brazil they do, by the millions. written by Carlos Barbosa,
April 29, 2009
In Portugal people do not go to Hungry. In Brazil they do, by the millions.
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In Portugal people do not go hungry. In Brazil they do, by the millions. written by ...............................,
April 29, 2009
That is the truth!
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Ran out words written by ...............................,
April 29, 2009
Ran out words
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Arguing with Galegos is… written by ...,
April 29, 2009
Just too easy… like having discussions with inanimate objects. Please challenge me Bacalhaus…
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Pure B.S. written by ...., April 28, 2009 “Also the President of the European Commission is Portuguese - he is called Manuel” Not true…. Manuel é o meu padeiro! Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-E MESMO, UN PADEIRO QUE TRABALHA E FAZ VIDA, E TU O QUE FAZES CARREGAR O SACO DE FARINHA E LEMBER O CHAO A ONDE ELA CAI.
One thing is for sure… written by ...., April 28, 2009 If Brasil was colonized by some northern European nation, it would be leaps ahead…. Instead of Portuguese colonization, meaning, raping the land and its natives! Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-I guess that's why you go around raping, stealine & cheating & lying as usual. So tell me mr. kindergarden if they are so smart, why did n't they discover & invent you?
Don’t stress it… Relax with Ex-Lax, meu bem! Va(Re)gina, the intellectual virgin looking for a boy-toy to play with. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be! Galegada… Just because of your geographic location (Europe), doesn’t make you first world… Do you know what Portugal’s main economic infrastructure is based on? The Bacalhau industry. Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-so if we ar enot first world waht are we? Above the 1st world. Bostao you never learn that ther is nothign that you can say & do with your moronic ways/low level attitude/classless to bother me. Actually i enoy talking to the latrine of south america, it makes me feel good tht every time is hit i know i'l ls**t on you. Boys like you & your trannies are no match for the real men here & elsewhere, how ashame that you show this forum how low a brazilian can be, you will stoop to anything to say/do to prove your lies. I tell you now, i don't ire & you will not have the last word. Got that BOSTALHAO, YOU WILL NOT BRAZUCAO.
Even Napoleon got turned off on Portugal! written by .., April 29, 2009 When he saw all those ugly women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and sporting natural mustaches, he could not discern the women from the men! Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-Wow i guess your mother or granmom most of been one fo them, oh no, they must of been italian, they shaved all the time just liek brazikian women who spend their salaries on the beauty parlor to look good & don't eat to stay skinny & then they want the european men with mustaches- I guess when the italians got to brzil they started shaving, bec brazilains taught them, such high intellect.
Galego Carlos Barbunda written by ..., April 29, 2009
Portugal is the poorest country of the 27 member states in the European Union. Bacalhau alone just won’t cut it anymore. Also, since we are becoming such cozy friends I want to present you with a gift. You see, I have this really cute pet, a small cuddly pig, but lately, he has been sneezing too often and I don’t have the time to take care of it. I want you to have it, free, including shipment. Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/po.html -compare the economys tats b/w PORTUGAL & brazil specially the rural part/ PORTUGAL 10%/brazil 30%-also compare the gdp per person- -don't loose any sleep over it ok, inha, inha-
-Inha the least you could to is to show this forum that the brazikian school systems could show that you could produce up to date stats, but not stats from 30 years ago or 5 years ago. As youshould know countries change overtime, so if you want me to get you stas of brzil in the 1800's i will- -CACETE NA CACETADA, E HA MAIS, SEM PARAR-
Arguing with Galegos is… written by ..., April 29, 2009 Just too easy… like having discussions with inanimate objects. Please challenge me Bacalhaus… Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo, Costinha
-There you go again, calling us something that we are not, we are not from Galicia, the sapniards are, but hen again maybe you're one, that' it youc an only be a spaniard or italian, they both crap the same way, just like you, now i see the similarities-how ocul'd i have missed that, now e know, it explains it-
And lastly, Bostainha-stop speaking PORTUGUESE, SPEAK brazilian (iwhd they change the language officially to that) spanish, italian,german or english, easy, that's all-
OUVIU CAO DE MERDAO, SEU VIRALATA, AGORA VAI RECEBER OS CHIFROES E PEDE MAIS, OK-
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BESTALAHAO/BOSTALHAO/BESTINHA/BESTILINHA written by Regina,
April 30, 2009
O BRAZIL SEMPRE FOI, E, E SERA A MAIOR MERDA DO MUNDO, NINGUEM PODE SER MAIOR-PARABENS,A FINAL SAO #1 EN ALGUMA COISA-
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Dear Ms. Va(re)gina: written by ....,
April 30, 2009
Why are you so upset with me? Relax wit Ex-Lax sweetheart!
May the flea that climbed up your @ss find eternal happiness.
Kissies from your one and only,
Costinha
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Oops... I almost forgot written by ....,
April 30, 2009
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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You must be on nut medication and back in time, amigo. written by ...............................,
April 30, 2009
You must be on nut medication and back in time, amigo.
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Back to the fevela written by ...............................,
April 30, 2009
Back to the fevela were you came from.
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Bistalhao, cao, cao. cao written by Regina,
April 30, 2009
come on, you don't have any updated concrete sources to dispute, flea monger, did you sleep in your used mattress, unpainted walls, s**t on the floor & wipe your as w/a newspaper, did you drink your bad water, that explains the hallucination your having,it doesn't seem to end, but it's udnerstandable from a tosta mista like you. Now get on your four & do what is right. Keep on coming back showing to the world what 90% of brazilian trash really is like. & you know what you should stop talking, keep your small sausage link on your mouth; this way noone has to hear you speak that horrid brazilain language; it's like nails to a chalkboard.
BRAZIL E A MAIOR MERDA QUE EXISTIO, EXISTE E EXISTARA, PARA SEMPRE, QUE ALEGRIA. yOU SHOULD WATCH "SLUMLORD MILLIONAIRE" YOU WILL BE THE KID THAT JUMPS INTO THE "MERDA" & WALKS AROUND WITH IT, WHAT A SIGHT, SAW IT DAILY WHEN I WAS IN THAT GRAND FAVELA INGESTED W/ THE FLEAS LIKE YOU. NOW FLUSH-
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Question written by Paulitsta,
April 30, 2009
So if I read this correctly, it's the Portuguese to blame for Brazilians being so stupid, ignorant and lacking in any sort of social skills? Is that right Costinha?
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My Dearest Va(re)gina: written by .....,
April 30, 2009
What do you mean by “fevela?” What’s that? Ahhh… I bet you found it buried in some Spanish dictionary Huh…. Devil you!
Are you always this fuc.king busy - or vice versa?
Hehehe…
Costinha
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Oops... I almost forgot again written by .....,
April 30, 2009
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costinha
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... written by Flor,
April 30, 2009
So if I read this correctly, it's the Portuguese to blame for Brazilians being so stupid, ignorant and lacking in any sort of social skills? Is that right Costinha?
No, Paulista, that's just an history account meant to understand our formation. And learn from the past. Colonialism, imperialism, neo-liberalism, slavery mechanisms have a very strong degrading power. We all know that the truth is not to be said, or else retaliation will come your way, that's human nature. Maybe one day we'll learn better?
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... written by Paulista,
April 30, 2009
No, Paulista, that's just an history account meant to understand our formation.
Meaning you have formed into what?
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History Paulista written by Flor,
April 30, 2009
We have formed into the country you know today. That's a history account meant to understand our formation as Brazilians, our current social structure, our current political structure, our current legal structure, our elites, our official ideology, etc, e.g. our formation as a country. Many Brazilians understand the meaning of the word 'formation' when it comes to Brazil and what this word implies. You seem to have many questions, Paulista, I'd recommend readings like Roberto da Mata, Sergio Buarque de Hollanda, Gilberto Freire or Caio Prado Junior.
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History Paulista written by Flor,
April 30, 2009
We have formed into the country you know today. That's a history account meant to understand our formation as Brazilians, our current social structure, our current political structure, our current legal structure, our elites, our official ideology, etc, e.g. our formation as a country. Many Brazilians understand the meaning of the word 'formation' when it comes to Brazil and what this word implies. You seem to have many questions, Paulista, I'd recommend readings like Roberto da Mata, Sergio Buarque de Hollanda, Gilberto Freire or Caio Prado Junior.
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... written by Flor,
April 30, 2009
We are a very complex country, completely divided, disrupted. For decades we had the "highest interest rate in the world", that changed yesterday, 28.04.09. We are among the countries with the highest social inequality in the world (we were number 1 in this category too). "Brazil is not one country, but a collectivity of individual interests".
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BRAZIL AND PORTUGAL ARE BROTHERS written by Julian,
April 30, 2009
WHAT A STUPID IDEA: TWO BROTHER NATIONS FIGHTING EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF A STUPID ARTICLE ABOUT PORTUGAL BY A BRAZILIAN GUY OR PORTUGUESE DESCENT. STOP THIS NONSENSE.
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... written by Paulitsta,
April 30, 2009
I find it rather ironic that Brazilians such as Costinha dump all over their Portuguese heredity without understanding that they are what they criticize and condone. It's like a mobius loop of stupidity.
My Dearest Va(re)gina: written by ....., April 30, 2009 What do you mean by “fevela?” What’s that? Ahhh… I bet you found it buried in some Spanish dictionary Huh…. Devil you! Are you always this fuc.king busy - or vice versa? Hehehe… Costinha
-Of course i found it in a spanish dictionary, you see how smart you are, i'm impressed bec/after all you never make spelling mistakes & your writing caliber just leaves me breathless- -You see Bosta i have all the timein the world to entertain SWINE like you-
00PS, I ALMOST FORGOT BRAZIL E UMA MERDA E SEMPRE O SERA PRA ETERNIDADE-
... written by Paulitsta, April 30, 2009 I find it rather ironic that Brazilians such as Costinha dump all over their Portuguese heredity without understanding that they are what they criticize and condone. It's like a mobius loop of stupidity.
-Pulista, please don't compare Bosta to anything PORTUGUESE,That is an insult to compare such a low degrading flea to us. It is unimaginalbe to me the comparison. BOSTA is really a GALEGO, that's why he speaks of them, because they are so liked in brazil.
You see Paulista, it is not the Portuguese that have a problem withthis trash it is them, they ar eobsessed by us, nite & day, that's all they talk about, bec/they can't be us, really. If they devoted so much time to being productive, Then they would be on their way to soemthing or somewhere, but such is the brazilian pea sixe brain; they just don't get it, that at the end of the day they gain nothing by it at all. On the contrary they lose while the others keep going up the ladder. they will still be stupid, poor, cheaters & liars, they forget that there is a Cause & Effect. Hence they have the country that they deserve. Even GOD can't help them.
written by Flor, April 30, 2009 We are a very complex country, completely divided, disrupted. For decades we had the "highest interest rate in the world", that changed yesterday, 28.04.09. We are among the countries with the highest social inequality in the world (we were number 1 in this category too). "Brazil is not one country, but a collectivity of individual interests".
-And who's fault is that, are you still blaming the last 188 years on the colonizer, that is infantile of you. Every country/it's politicians are responsible for thei actions/laws,etc. They have the power to change things. Stop this national obsession of the blame game. Look at other coutnries tht have had much more oppression then brazil ever had & where they are now. The BRI in bric countries come to mind; your going to tell me that those people wer enot affected by thei histories, unimaginable torture/oppression. Please spare me your bulls**t. You should also rad the otehr books published by those that were toruted inother countries & the political systems thye lived under. Brazil has absolutely no reason to compalin about anything. You among others can't pathom the fact that your politicians don't give a hoot about it's people & they will do nothing for them until it serves it's purposes. -POLITICS ARE ABOUT INTEREST ALL OVER THE WORLD, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN & WILL BE, THAT'S WHAT DRIVES MEN-
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Va(re)gina written by ...`,
May 01, 2009
Are you flushable? I even used a plunger but you don’t seem to want to go down the toilet bowl. I will have to buy a more powerful water-pump to get rid of you. Happy floating, caca-ball!
Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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Viada Paulista: written by ...`,
May 01, 2009
Só mesmo um paulistano pra falar merda…. Antes que eu esqueça… volte pro zoológico, macaca
Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo pra OCÊ tambêm…
Costinha
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Costinha your just plain stupid! written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
Costinha your just a stupid person that make no sence. Just look at your self. Don't you have anything better to do than mock Portugal.
Va(re)gina written by ...`, April 30, 2009 Are you flushable? I even used a plunger but you don’t seem to want to go down the toilet bowl. I will have to buy a more powerful water-pump to get rid of you. Happy floating, caca-ball! Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo, Costinha PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
NOW YOUR FUNNY bosta, just repeating what i've said all laong about you, keep it up,you just keep repating yourself over & voer again,nothing else to say but the same moronic sentences, How sad, you can't event wirte or produce anythign concrete. O grande Bosta que vive dentro the maior latrine que ja existiu, como H.C.H. fala "tu e voces sao a vergonaha da humnidade". E que melhor maneira de mostrar isso de que tu e aqui. SAD, SAD. Viada Paulista: written by ...`, April 30, 2009 Só mesmo um paulistano pra falar merda…. Antes que eu esqueça… volte pro zoológico, macaca Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo pra OCÊ tambêm… Costinha
written by ...`, April 30, 2009 Só mesmo um paulistano pra falar merda…. Antes que eu esqueça… volte pro zoológico, macaca Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo pra OCÊ tambêm… Costinha
-LOOK WHO'S TALKING, ONLY BOSTA-THE DISFUNCTION OF BRAZIL, NE MINEIRO-
Va(re)gina comes back for more! written by ...,
May 01, 2009
Take a chill-pill sista…. It’s funny how you use “caps lock down” to increase the volume your garble.
No matter how hard you try, you make about as much sense as a set of chattering buckteeth vibrating on a glass coffee table. But that’s expected, after all, we are dealing with the Bacalhau people.
And here she is…. I all her splendor:
Va(re)gina in her natural pajamas
Beliscão nas tetas e pontapé no rabo,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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... written by Paulista,
May 01, 2009
Só mesmo um paulistano pra falar merda…. Antes que eu esqueça… volte pro zoológico, macaca
You hate paulistas? Is this in addition to your list of hatred including women, Americans, Swiss and the Portuguese? Your trail vitriol is easy to trackon this site, you are definately one disturbed little boy. A carioca no less. Not surprising, and you call me a macaca? Rich.
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Frank Garcia: Hi U All Bandidos! written by ....,
May 01, 2009
Greetings from Tijuana, Mejico.
One Taco, Two Taco, Three Taco, …. Burrito is the name of the game!
Hehehe
Costa
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Minha Querida Paulista written by ....,
May 01, 2009
If I want your opinion, I'd twist your ear and feed you a gumball, dimwit.
Costa
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Your a coward Costihna! written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
Your a coward Costihna and a big black cunt!!
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Your a coward Costihna...... written by ...,
May 01, 2009
Thanks... I Luv U 2.
Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo,
Costa
PS The least you can do is spell my name correctly.
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Cosihna the Brazilian cunt. written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
You got a cunts name, I do not have to spell correctly. The name speaks for its' self, Cunt!
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Cunt Costa! written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
Cunt Costa! Cunt Costa!
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Cuntstinha written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
Costa the fat cunt from Rocinha!
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Looks like all my friends are here! written by ....,
May 01, 2009
Hehehe....
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
Hehehe
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You need a miracle Costa! written by ...............................,
May 01, 2009
Portugal, is a little land full of bacalhau eating ugly people.
Welcome aboard,
Thanks, old buddy. You are a man that knows how to explain things in succinct terms. If you need any assistance in confronting these savages, please do count me in.
And never ever forget that God Blessed America Trillions of times. We stand by our friends such as your good self.
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Thanks Buddy! written by ....,
May 02, 2009
Nothing that I can’t handle… You see, the Galego Portuguese are pretty easy, with an IQ just a few points above chimps, no challenges here!
Instead using bananas as I would with chimps, the Galegos will be attracted to a hunk of bacalhau bait to gain an upper hand. I would have them doing the brake dance on cue in no time.
Thanks for the offer though… God Mess America,
Costinha
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... written by Double-Dot,
May 02, 2009
Instead using bananas as I would with chimps, the Galegos will be attracted to a hunk of bacalhau bait to gain an upper hand. I would have them doing the brake dance on cue in no time.
That is a good strategy, my ole friend. Grandpa Sun Tzu would be proud of ya, if he were to be alive.
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... written by ..............,
May 02, 2009
Double Dick and Dickless (post op) have a combined IQ equal to that of a bag of hammers, and possess an EQ on par with Xuxa´s fan base. Be wary European Cod eaters, the beaners are joining forces with the bible thumpers to the north. It’s with rare events such as this that Costinha will drop his vapid morals and partner up with a “dumb yank imperialist c**k sucker” (his preferred nickname for United Estatians) to try and beat the superior intellect of the Pork n Cheese across the pond. Costa is in savage survival mode, and now he needs his mortal nemesis, the Americans, to cover his back. This is delicious.
Costa, drop the glue tube and get back to juggling balls for a living you favelado nojento.
And now if I wrote a text about the Portuguese jokes about the Brazilians hookers who emigrate to Portugal seeking a better life and ruin families?
Or about the 400.000 Brazilians living in here and disrespecting the authorities?
Or about that joke called Brazil that is among the poorest countries in the world?
Think about it.
P.S - Joaquim, Manuel and Maria are RARE names in nowadays Portugal.
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... written by ..............,
May 02, 2009
Or about the 400.000 Brazilians living in here and disrespecting the authorities?
I though they did that only in
USA CANADA ENGLAND GERMANY SPAIN MEXICO AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND JAPAN ITALY THE NETHERLANDS ISRAEL LEBAON GREECE CYPRUS TURKEY ARGENTINA URAGUAY PARAGUAR CHILE FRENCH GUYANA SURINAM COSTA RICA CUBA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HAITE SWEEDEN NORWAY SWITZERLAND SOUTH AFRICA INDONESIA THAILAND MALAYSIA DENMARK FINDLAND CHINA RUSSIA SOUTH KOREA
Wow, they do this in Portugal too. Who would have thought it…
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I hate Portuguese language Portuguese people written by Amanda,
May 02, 2009
I understand this girl. Talk about mean stares, Brazilians must have the meanest stare in the world! Be a girl and walk alone looking good on the street, God these people are mean! It doesn't matter if they're men women poor, not poor, a man accompanied with his daughter!They all will have different reasons to be mean to a girl alone. Definitely mean people!
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What a dissapointment! written by Me,
May 03, 2009
In every country in the world, there are jokes about the people of some other country. The French tell Belgian Jokes. The Swedish tell Norwegian jokes (and vice versa), etc., etc. ... and the Brazilians tell Portuguese jokes. So what?
When I saw the title of this article I was hoping some of the comments would have some humor instead of enless bickering and name-calling.
Example of some harmless humor: a Brazilian woman that I know, whose parents were both Portuguese and whose husband is Portuguese calls plastic "Portuguese steel".
... written by carlos, May 02, 2009 1FACA UM FAVOR PARA O BRASIL!!!!!!!!!!! ESPANQUE E MATE UM PORTUGUES 2FACA UM FAVOR PARA O BRASIL!!!!!!!!!!! ESPANQUE E MATE UM PORTUGUES 3FACA UM FAVOR PARA O BRASIL!!!!!!!!!!! ESPANQUE E MATE UM PORTUGUES 4 FACA UM FAVOR PARA O BRASIL!!!!!!!!!!! ESPANQUE E MATE UM PORTUGUES
-O senso salvage se esta mostrando, bem vindo-
Por 1 portugues que morre, morrem 100 brayucas num dia se nao for mais. e nem e preciso espancar, porque un portugues nao se deixa vencer for papagaios. e muito facil lidar con os brayucas, un tireo no emio dos olhos e ja esta. quando quizeres esse favor me avisa, que o faco com muito prazer o um proprio brayuca o fara por 1 centavo, preco caro para un brayca que eu esto disposta a pagar.
uma metrolhadora araza toda a favela num 10 minutos.
Thanks Buddy! written by ...., May 01, 2009 Nothing that I can’t handle… You see, the Galego Portuguese are pretty easy, with an IQ just a few points above chimps, no challenges here! Instead using bananas as I would with chimps, the Galegos will be attracted to a hunk of bacalhau bait to gain an upper hand. I would have them doing the brake dance on cue in no time. Thanks for the offer though… God Mess America, Costinha
-I'm not doing the break dance yet, you're taking too long, your iq is what again, 00000- oh right because of al teh beans you eat, you must be toxic by now, have you farted yet? We wouldn't want you to die, we want yopu to grow up & have a good job selling chiclets on the street, or a salgadinho, so that then you can afford good high quality/expensive food like "bacalhao" or if you don't like that tastem you can try "herring".
Hey Double-Dot... Nice Going! written by ...., May 01, 2009 Come and join the rest of the tribe.... As you can see, I am surrounded by all my chiefs. The indians are out collecting food. Portugal, is a little land full of bacalhau eating ugly people. Welcome aboard, Costa
-right, that's why your women flock here. they sure don't want a piece of ugly black bean trash like you, even a viralata wouldn't lay down with you. but considering that you are the biggest -CHIMP- and your favelamen, why would anyone.
WHAT A SHAME BRAZILIANS AND PORTUGUESE FIGHTING! written by ..............................., May 03, 2009 WHAT A SHAME BRAZILIANS AND PORTUGUESE FIGHTING! WE SHOULD BE HELPING EACHOTHER, MY GOD!
-why should we help each other, we don't need this trash to be associated with/me/ us, they like to fight,etc. because they have nothing better to do,their ashame of themselves & they should. theyneed to show their stupidyt/grosura to no end. so like the romans said, when in rome do liek the romans do. It's just a shame that the NATZI'S didn't get their hands on this filth, it would be an harmonius south america without all this BOSTAS WALKING AROUND.
BRAZIL E UMA MERDA E SEMPRE O SERA.
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Some Like It Hot…. written by ....,
May 07, 2009
Well… Va(re)gina Likes It Rough!
Forget the whip (and cream), chain or even leather, if you want to light her fire just use a good hunk of bacalhau to bait this bit.ch or hook this hook.er. Don’t be distracted by scent alone, as you will quickly realize that Va(re)gina’s vagina smells just like rotten codfish in tropical sun for a week.
Now you know what to do,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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Bosta Bestalhaooooooo written by Regina,
May 08, 2009
Well, look who woke up suddenly, dreaming of eating "bacalhau" wow, how obsessed you are with it. It's too expensive & high quality for you to ever taste or for that matter anyone to hand it to you, poor kid, ashame you can't afford a shrink, what a piece of crock you are, living oin that sun, day after day, your comments show how much your brazikian brain has shrunk alogn with the rest of the country. I guess the only way you get wet is by yourself, cause i can't see even any cheal HO giving you a "feijoada". Here is a pix of your neighborhood & you & what you have to reduce yourself to. http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/08/1fll/11a.html You see what happens when you don't eat high quality food such as "bacalhau" you have to hop on whatever will have you; ouviu feijao preto, seu orehal e pe de porco(ao) cheira ben, ne, liga o chuveiro e o secador, mas e el e tao probe, que so o sol a que pode secar o cabelo dele depois de tomar banho de lata, ne viralat.
BRAZIL E UMA MERDA E SEMPRE FOI E SERA/A GRANDE FAVELA DOS PORCOS.
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Va(re)gina... retardada! written by ....,
May 08, 2009
If I give you a bite of my bacalhau will you go away, and take your fleas with you?
Anxiously waiting for an answer,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
You don't hve any bacalhau Bosta, tht's what you seen not to understand, you don't have it, never will & for that matter why would anyone want your king, your own HO's trade trash like you for others in ahearbeat, especially the Portuguese, they line up for them, i wonder why? Maybe because their bacalhau is better, inevery sense of the word.
So go back to your 2" mattress with "baba" on your pillow, you must look like a flea infested piece of Bosta, pimple head. You can only wish, that's all you can do, have a wish sandwich, because in the end that's all you can do & nothing more INCOMPETENTE BARANGA.
SO KEEP ONGOING, KEEP GETTING KICKED OUT IN YOUR BIG ASS, BECAUSE NOTHIGN WILL EVER CHANGE WITH TRASH LIKE YOU, ARE THE FLEAS AT YOUR DOOR YET?
BRAZIL SEMPRE FOI UMA MERDA, E SERA PARA O RESTO DA HUMNIDADE.
VIVA PORTUGAL
P.S. YOU ARE SO SAD, THAT OTHER SITES ARE KICKING YOU OUT ARENT' THEY; I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN I VISIT. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
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Galega Va(re)gina written by ...,
May 08, 2009
The day I give a crap what you think is the day purple pigs fly out of my (....o....)
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
TELL ME STARVING BRAZILIAN, ......./ TROLL/TRANNY/SHRINKALING, WHY SHOULD THE ONES THAT ARE ON TOP CARE ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE AT THE BOTTOM. SINCE WHEN HAVE THE pORTUGUESE NEEDED ANY FAVORS FROMT HE BRAZIKIANS, AH AH AH.
YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXISTENCE THAT YOU HAVE TO REDUCE YOURSELF TO SHOW THE WORLD ABOUT ALL YOUR FILTH IS ALL ABOUT. SO KEEP ON COMING, BEC/AS AS I SAID B4 I-M RALLY ENJOYING THIS. NOW GO EAT YOUR FEIJAO PRETO SO YOU CAN GET DARKER, OK, OK THEN TURN THE LIGHTS ON TO MAKE YOU APPEAR THAT YOU HAVE ANY SEMBLANCE OF WHITENESS B4 YOU GO OUT & SELL YOUR SALGADINHO.
Bostao, is not portuguese he just shortened his name to make it acceptable, because after all his real name is costanbrecken(german) the cold blooded murderers of the 20th century. Can't you just feel the love & affection he exudes. LOL, LOL, LOL.
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... written by No Future,
May 13, 2009
Because of Brasil the portuguese had where to run away from their country when Napoleon invaded Europe.. This was first time and only time in history, that a crown of a european country had to flee away from their country, to get shelter in a colony.
Brasil now is much more popular than Portugal. I dont give a s**t about the history though, I am Brazilian and Brasil is a wonderful country, the best in the world probably, but what is a BIG s**t IN THIS COUNTRY IS THE PEOPLE ( Brasileiros ).
We are f**king dumb for not having a good system for our country and to be proud of having a stupid culture. All the Issues of Brasil show that we are all useless M*F*s.
"Because of Brasil the portuguese had where to run away from their country when Napoleon invaded Europe.. This was first time and only time in history, that a crown of a european country had to flee away from their country, to get shelter in a colony".
-Wher are you getting yourinfo from, the latest brazilian edition of school books that omitted countries, etc. You are wron, whetehr they fled or not for any reason, so did other royals in old europe, look @ poland, hungary, chescolovakia, etc. You morran don't know aht you're talking about as expected-.
"Brasil now is much more popular than Portugal. I dont give a s**t about the history though, I am Brazilian and Brasil is a wonderful country, the best in the world probably, but what is a BIG s**t IN THIS COUNTRY IS THE PEOPLE ( Brasileiros )".
-so what if brasil is more popular than Portugal, due to what? that's your opinion, i see brasil popualr in crime, thiefs, cheaters & liars, economically you don't have a better quality of life, or educations system, etc. You certainly don't have a PPP better than Portugal, so what is your piont, that you are a bunch of idiots who like to embelish everything, make yourself's out to be something you're not, you got nothin on the Portuguese at all. Empires come about & fall, tht's life,a t least we were important in a much bigger spectrum than your favela ever was or will be. England is smaller than the U.S.A, Spain is smaller than most of their colonies, so it really doesn't matter what size you are, it's wht you do that counts. After all brazil is such a big country & what does it do for it's people at the end of the day? size has nothing to do with anything bichina, it's the odacity, strength, strategicness that counts; do you get that. For those that know & or care to know they know the importance of who is who at the end of the day & that is really what matters, not what you think you are. so again what is so wonderful about brasil, nothing that i can think of. Better than who in what way? Stop being dilirious, your couuntry doesn't have anything you can't find anywhere else in the country-Start with the Pacific beauty like you have never seen on, go there if you canever afforded in your lifetime & you will think your in heaven.-
"We are f**king dumb for not having a good system for our country and to be proud of having a stupid culture. All the Issues of Brasil show that we are all useless M*F*s."
-Now you're talking, i agree 100% & unitl you & your countrymen realize that & start to do something about it then you'll be on your way to something.- Here's one for you, brasil is the only country tht i know of that to this day people, students,professors never rise up againt any political government, institution, organization, etc. Look at the rest of South America, every country their people have protested in some way or form & even died for thir believes/causes, etc. Has that happened in brazil in the last 188 years, i think not & Why, i'll tell you why because you're nothing more than a bunch of sizzies/mama's boys. To put it simply there are no men in brasil that any balls left" And lastly you say your country is wonderful, if it's so wonderful, why are people leaves by high#'s, if they opened the gates, the country would be empty. Stop living in your fantasy world & live in reality of who & your country is. You have paid the price for the wrongful written history & disfavorable historians as to how things occurred or portrayed & until brasil corrects it you will never move forward on a another note, maybe if you stop using all that macumba that woudl be the 2nd step to getting somewhere. Karma is a bitch, is in it. Brasil has paid the price & will continue to do so until all of you wake up & smell the coffee that you yourselves are your own worst enemies.
VOCES NAO VALEM NADA. BRAZIL E UMA MERDA E SEMPRE O SERA ATE...........................
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Va(re)gina…. The Galega Queen of the Tamanco written by ....,
May 19, 2009
And your completely irrelevant point is...?
How about you get a hobby beyond making a rancid a.s.s. out of yourself every time you open your mouth? If you don’t….no bacalhau for you this time, galega tamancada!
Va(re)gina… it is the occasional flashes of your silence that makes your conversation perfectly delightful. Is your speech over, or can I finish my nap?
Up yours Portuguesa fedorenta,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
You keep coming bck for more, it took you long on that "lata" that you have to get back from around the corner. LATOEIRO ENFERRUJADO MALEDUCADO. Como e normal nesse Bostazil. Her eis apicture of your lata so that you can keep dreaming of woning one somedy when your 70 if you don't get shot b4 then. How pathetic you show your obsession with us, keep coming, i'm loving it, enxt time you go away a few days down the block, selling your janta for the almoco, elt me know, it will give me more time to see how much you missme/us. If you only invested so much more time in productive things in that grand favela, like standing up to your momma, dadda (if you have one)and LULA, then you'd be on your away somewhere like Mexico. they're waiting for you.
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Is it Bacalhau or Linguiça? written by ....,
May 20, 2009
Dear Va(re)gina:
I tend to believe that you subscribe to the second choice… a big thick long linguiça would take care of your issues.
However, I must alert you that in your current Portuguese traditional way (hairy armpit, legs and mustache after first baby), your dream will go unfulfilled. Maybe you should think about westernizing a little bit if you ever stand any chance.
Now, referring to your face and looks, that’s another complete lengthy task at hand. Perhaps you should consider hiring a Brasilian cosmetic surgeon, they can do wonders and have excellent rep**ation worldwide, just as portuguese bacalhau does.
Say hello to all those Pork & Cheese people in tamanco land for me!
Kissies,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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For the love of Linguiça… written by ....,
May 20, 2009
This is for you… Va(re)gina:
Say hello to all those Pork & Cheese people in tamanco land for me!
Kissies,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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For the love of Tamanco… written by ....,
May 20, 2009
Portugal contribution to mankind (classic Portuguese wooden sandals)
Soon to be populated by some Portuguese flat feet (uuuuugie).
Hehehe,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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For the love of Bacalhau… written by ....,
May 20, 2009
In some parts of Portugal they actually use it as some form of currency:
Juicy succulent Portuguese bacalhau. Va(re)gina’s mouth is watering, I know!
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
Is it Bacalhau or Linguiça? written by ...., May 19, 2009 Dear Va(re)gina: I tend to believe that you subscribe to the second choice… a big thick long linguiça would take care of your issues. However, I must alert you that in your current Portuguese traditional way (hairy armpit, legs and mustache after first baby), your dream will go unfulfilled. Maybe you should think about westernizing a little bit if you ever stand any chance. Now, referring to your face and looks, that’s another complete lengthy task at hand. Perhaps you should consider hiring a Brasilian cosmetic surgeon, they can do wonders and have excellent rep**ation worldwide, just as portuguese bacalhau does. Say hello to all those Pork & Cheese people in tamanco land for me! Kissies, Costinha
-Bosta, don't be disappointed because i subscribe too both, bacalhau i eat because i can afford it & is high quality & is a specialty; the 2nd i prefer but i already the high quality kind, not the fat, linky, smelly ones you posted, they look like you & the rest of yoru brazikians,they can't do the job. the portuguese don't use too much fat in theirs, it's 90% meat, thicker & long just enough for the job & their kept in the refrigerator to keepthem moist & juicy & hard; unlike yours with "moscas" all around, no wonder the brazikian women flock to the portuguese sausage,It's quality dear watson, didn't you know that. -You see FEIO, BRAZIK only has so many plastic surgeons to fix teh uglyness of all of you, since you live in wonderland, believing that you'er beautiful, 90% of the brazikian popualtion is UGLY JUST LIKE YOU, so stop living in LA LA LAND & GROW UP, YOUR JEALOUSY WILL & HAS NOT GOTTEN YOU ANYWHERE. YOU CAN'T EVEN COMBAT THE STTS I POSTED ABOVE, ALL YOU DO IS REDUCE YOURSELF TO SHOW HOW A PATHETIC REPRESENTATION YOU ARE OF ANYTHING BRAZIKIAN, LORD WHY CAN'T YOU BE SPEAKING SPANISH, YOU WILL SOON. I CAN'T WAIT. IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE BOSTA, STATE SOMETHING SENSIBLE.
For the love of Tamanco… written by ...., May 19, 2009 Portugal contribution to mankind (classic Portuguese wooden sandals) Soon to be populated by some Portuguese flat feet (uuuuugie). Hehehe, Costinha
-So tell me what contributipons have you & the rest of your uglies w/out surgery made? You should check out the Dutch Tamancas, ours actually look better & as far as having flat feet, you must have them, you walk barefoot all day don't you, you see at least we can afford something to wear, dress & eat unlike you that has to steal the "Havaina's" or chop someone's hand to get a few cents, is that the civility of brazikians like you.
YOU AE A SAD REALTIY OF A HUMAN BEING-
-O BRAZIL E UMA MERDA E SEMPRE O SERA PARA A ETERNINADE-
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Dear Va(re)gina written by ....,
May 22, 2009
I get the instinctive feeling that you sport a full beard, hairy legs, armpits and fuzzy legs, like a good Portuguesa that you are.
Va(re)gina…. Please Brush them Toofers!
Question: What is the size of your TAMANCO?
Hugs,
Costinha
PS: Portugal sempre foi uma merda… e continuará sendo.
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Va(re)gina looking into the void... Digesting her bacalhau breakfast written by ....,
May 22, 2009
Dear Va(re)gina written by ...., May 21, 2009 I get the instinctive feeling that you sport a full beard, hairy legs, armpits and fuzzy legs, like a good Portuguesa that you are. Va(re)gina…. Please Brush them Toofers! Question: What is the size of your TAMANCO? Hugs, Costinha
-that would be a dream come true for you tht i would fit the aove definition wouldn't? but sorry to disappoint you, most brazilian women fit it much more than me. ecause they can't afford to a shaver, ceam,etc. sorry that you're disappointed, because as much as you like to believe tht it's the truth, you know it isn't? Waht can i say when your country has been brainwashing you since day one to believe soemthing that it isn't. As for my size i wear a sixe 6, very delicate beautiful feet, i have a pedicure every week, bec i can afford one & don't hae to spend my whole salry liek brazilian women do to look half way decent & see if they can hope to attract TRASH like you; but if you can afford or borrow to buy me z aixe 6 tamaco i will gladly accept them, as i have never been barefoot my whoel life, but then again i rather have you donate them to your poor neighbor she needs them more than i. After all Portuguese people really don't need anything from brazilians, it's te other way around, always asking/begging. -My toofers look fine, i brush everyday, fo to the dentist every 6 months, etc. Do you? I doubt you can afford to after selling your "popcorn" on the street corner, then taking the bus around the corner to make it look like you made some head way all awhile smelling all that "cc" because brazilians are just so higienic & have such a high buying power to keep themselves. Grow up & smell the coffee, of all this site all you ever come up with is absurd/twisted responses, no facts, no stats, nothing that you can show off that you're a brazikian with a peanut brain. All i know is that all i saw while i was in that favela is green/rotten/black teeth, how women can bring themselves to be around men/kids like that is beyond me, but when you need to be with someone they do the -vista grossa- dance, isn't. Here follow links of your teeth & your countrymen/tranny's, that's exactly how brazilian p[eople teeth look like, no fluoride int he water, no toothpast, no brush, eat without brushing, Lord how your country isn't one bac infection is beyond me, oh i know why it's all the salt water air that kills the bad germs. ENJOY.
O BRAZK E E SEMPE FUI UMA MERDA E NUNCA SERA DE O SER PARA O RESTO DA ETERNIDATE. VOCES NAO VALEN NADA E NUNCA VALERAM. AN EARTHQUAKE WOULD MAKE ME VERY HAPPY....HA HA HA HA HA HA
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... written by Punnisher!,
May 26, 2009
Costinha your a walking dead Brazilian man!
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... written by Punnisher!,
May 26, 2009
Costinha p**a! U are a stupid person! Dum!
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... written by The Punnisher,
June 03, 2009
Costinha! You are paper tiger, a pussy cat!
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... written by The Punnisher,
June 05, 2009
Costinha the pussy cat!
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... written by anti costinha,
April 22, 2010
Oh Costinha tu mesmo es um idiota que vem falar mal de toda gente do Brasil. Todos nos somos descendentes de portugueses indios e negros, sendo a maioria das linhagens masculinas de Rb1 de origens lusa, celtas portanto,vem ao Pais de Gales aqui na UK esses caras sao mais esxcuros de que os tugas, pior ainda sao as inglesas gordas de barrigas a cair no passeio, e se o brasil fosse colonizado por franceses seria como o Haiti, da mesma forma se fosse a Hollanda nao seria melhor de que o Suriname ouvui seu burro, se fosse colonizado pela Inglaterra seria como a Guayana inglesa, se queres ver o que seria do Brasil se fosse outra pais europeu a colonzar-nos vai ver esses paises, da agradecimentos a Deus por sermos descendentes dos tugas.
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... written by Daniela the truth teller,
November 03, 2010
I'm Portuguese and I have to say that it's SOOOO FUNNY when Brazilians make fun of Portuguese for being stupid
I mean look who's talking I for one went to a public school in Portugal and in kindergarden they teach you how to use a fork and I knife properly
I have been to Brazil and America and let me tell you something If u walk into a Portuguese restaurants u c very single Portuguese eating properly then u c the brazilians ( I know they are Portuguese) eating like barbarians they don't even know how to use a fork and a knife
THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO STUPID and they r trying to make fun of us
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... written by didi,
February 02, 2011
very entertaining conversations. I am not Portuguese neither Brazilian. I have lived in various countries around the world. I live in Portugal since last year and I confirm that Portuguese are dumb. They would loose their mind over a blond no matter if it is man or woman, with or without mustache. Fatal! Most of the people are pretty basic, retarded or lunatics. The rate of drug use is hideous. Everybody is on the street on closest occasion adn favorable weather. Hardly anything gets done because of many factors and endless and pointless blabbing -which seems to be very typical and traditional. Anyways it seems like all that is good for tourism - yeah, where else can you see such wonders. Maybe in Arab countries or Africa. Phenomenal!Good luck for proving whatever you Portuguese want to prove about yourself. The fact is that people see the same picture over and over. Also why do you get so defensive when you hear someone criticize you. I can say based on observations - you are afraid that people will not like you, that you will remain isolated, with nowhere to go, lonely or drifted in the ocean. What a comedy!
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... written by Mandy0001,
March 22, 2011
DIDI YOU AN IGNORANT, BIAS AND DISCRIMINATORY. i visit portugal atleast once every two years and everything you just proclaimed is false. Just becuase you do not understand or know the language, people or culture does not give you te right to pass judgement. People like you not only disgust me but also never fail to amuse me with your lack of intellect. I beleive you were most likely raisd by barbarians and therefore being around such a rich culture as the Portuguese makes you feel inferior and the need to pass judgment arises. I wish you all the best of luck and hopefully one day a cure will be found for idiotic people such as yourself.
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... written by carlita,
June 08, 2011
You people are all stupid!!!!every country sucks if you don't know where the hang outs are and I'm portuguese got a lot of Brazilian friends we speak portuguese what's the difference we all people and hairy that's a bit stupid not everyone forgets to shave!f**k you all mother f**kerz
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the irony! written by Gordon,
August 03, 2011
in Brazil, portuguese are portrayed as dumb..... and in Portugal, Brazilians are seen as prostitutes, thieves, gang members, illegal immigrants, criminals, women living off the pension of their 40 years older portuguese husband, trannies etc.
The portuguese are dumb, is a stereotype.... unfortunately the Brazilian image portuguese have, is far from a stereotype!!! 400 thousand immigrants, many of them illegaly in portugal make sure this is image is a reality!