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Bono, Jagger and All Has-Been Rockers Rock Brazil to Boredom PDF Print E-mail
Written by John Fitzpatrick   
Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:10

U2's BonoSão Paulo held its St Patrick's day celebrations early this year as U2 (or Ooh Dois as a Brazilian I know calls them) and painted the town green. Fans queued up for days to buy tickets and the shows were a sell-out. As usual, Bono grabbed the headlines and played the role of the caring committed rock star, which Sting (remember him?) created about 20 years ago.

However, instead of being photographed next to an Indian chief, with plates in his mouth and feathers on his head, as Sting so memorably did, Bono's photo opportunity was with none other than President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Bono invited himself to lunch and since Lula's gift of the gab hints at an Irish forefather he and Bono must have had a good blether. 

Bono's rapturous welcome was not universally shared as some Brazilians are starting to get a bit fed up with foreign do-gooders visiting their country and mouthing platitudes.

The Folha de S. Paulo newspaper ran an article accusing Bono of being a politically correct bore. If you don't agree, I'm sure the following tosh which Bono produced during one of the concerts will convince you:

"Martin Luther King did not just have an American dream but an Irish dream, a Latin American dream. Sing for Peru, for Chile, for Argentina, for Brazil." 

Mick Jagger Visits São Paulo's Hogwarts 

As Bono was fretting about human rights in Latin America, Mick Jagger was also in São Paulo following the Rolling Stones concert in Rio de Janeiro. Whereas Bono the philanthropist was charging fans to listen to him, the Stones, who are notoriously money-minded, gave their show for free. This was a generous gesture and allowed people of all classes to watch the concert. Pity St Bono and his pals did not do likewise. 

However, Jagger was not in São Paulo to have tea with Lula or tour a favela but to visit his young son who is a pupil at the posh British school called St Paul's. This is a kind of Brazilian Hogwarts and probably the only school in São Paulo where the pupils wear uniforms and ties rather than the shapeless tee-shirts and shorts with a logo that pass as uniforms in other schools, private and public.

No doubt Sir Michael Jagger felt at home when he saw the big Union Jack hanging outside the building and learned that lessons were bilingual. After all, Jagger himself was once a middle class schoolboy. Since then, he has spent four decades fooling the world that he is some kind of Mississippi bluesman - an English Muddy Waters or Blind Willie McTell. 

Dylan's Turn Next

The next bunch of up-and-coming and has-been rock stars set to visit us include Coldplay, Oasis, Santana and Bob Dylan. Hopefully they will stick to playing their music and keeping their political opinions to themselves.

Although Dylan became famous back in the 60s for his "protest songs", he never regarded himself as a political animal at all. In his autobiography, which was published recently, he writes of his annoyance and frustration at being presented as the voice of his generation.

Despite having produced some of the best lyrics ever written, Dylan is surprisingly inarticulate in expressing himself and thankfully usually keeps his mouth shut. If only Bono would do likewise. 

It will be interesting to see if Dylan sings "Mozambique" from the "Desire" album, an unusually happy song which has a reference to a "Portugal bar". I was always curious about the origin of this song and wondered if it had any connection with Mozambique which used to be a Portuguese colony.

An Internet search was entertaining and rewarding. While one Dylan fan claimed it was about the country, which plunged into a terrible civil war after the Portuguese fled, a better informed fan gave a more likely explanation.

He said Mozambique was the name of a beach in northern California where Dylan used to spend time with his wife and kids. Another song on this album "Sarah" refers to idyllic family holidays on the beach so it may well be true.

Johnny Cash Falls on Deaf Ears 

I had a pleasant experience recently when I went to see the film John and June, based on the life of Johnny Cash and his wife June Carter. The cinema was virtually empty and it was a pleasure to watch the movie without having to listen to the sound of people chomping popcorn, slurping Coke and talking on their cellulars.

I was a little surprised at this lack of interest since Johnny Cash had become a bit of an icon to up-and-coming groups, including our friend Bono, just before he died. Although Cash's style was different from anything found in Brazilian music there is a kind of country and western music called sertaneja.

In fact, one of the most popular films made in Brazil recently Os Dois Filhos de Francisco (Two Sons of Francisco) tells the story of sertaneja duo brothers Zezé di Camargo & Luciano.

John Fitzpatrick is a Scottish writer and consultant with long experience of Brazil. He is based in São Paulo and runs his own company Celtic Comunicações. He can be contacted at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . You can read more by him at his site www.brazilpoliticalcomment.com.br.

© John Fitzpatrick 2006

Comments (45)Add Comment
This was simply irritating!
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
"The next bunch of up-and-coming and has-been rock stars set to visit us include Coldplay, Oasis, Santana and Bob Dylan."

Coldplay and Oasis are up and coming? Have you hd your head buried in the sand recently? They are two of the biggest bands on the planet.

"The cinema was virtually empty and it was a pleasure to watch the movie without having to listen to the sound of people chomping popcorn, slurping Coke and talking on their cellulars."

The idiocy of this statement is almost indescribable! You make yourself sound like a self centred tyrant with nothing better to do but complain about anything you can think of.

This whole article was poor, you may have good gramatical ability, but you certainly have no idea how to write an interesting piece. My advice to you is this - Start enjoying life and don't be so insecure with yourself, then maybe you might be able to appreciate the differences between cultures an accept them. If all your articles about your contempt for the Brasilian way of life, leave!
What a riot!
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Dear John,

Loved your piece! Your descriptions of Bobo (I mean, Bono) comparing him to early-vintage Sting were a riot! Yes, he is a bit pretentious at times, but I do find his method and message worth listening to. he's the only one I've ever seen who's bent President Bush's ear on aid to Africa and such. Anyone who can hold his attention is OK in my book!

As to Dylan and the Stones, they went out of style before disco music, and about Johnny Cash: yes, I'm surprised Brazilians haven't yet picked up on the Man in Black's rebel with a cause image. He was truly one-of-a-kind, with a voice and Mt Rushmore looks that could stop a clock, but what an original!

Thanks for the wonderful piece!
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Agree with the above post, the stones are an ambarrasment, they play the EXACT same songs they did 40 years ago, talk about living off the past, but at least they played for free.....
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Agree with the above post, the stones are an ambarrasment, they play the EXACT same songs they did 40 years ago, talk about living off the past, but at least they played for free.....
For Free?
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
The Strolling Bones played for free? Mmmmm.

I could have sworn the Prefeitura (10%), Coca Cola (45%) and Claro (45%) stumped up US$16.3Million for the VIPs to get ring side seats, and for Rio de Janeiro tax payers to watch on TV or 200 meters from the stage?
Interesting, how many camera phones in the audience? How many photos were sent by MMS in the following 48 hours after the concert? Pretty savvy marketing by Claro I would think and easily recoup the investment.
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
John, controversial as usual but spot on.

This article has been summed brilliantly and your so right. Very informative!!!

However, there must have been many die-hard fans who loved this gig as many travelled from near and far...
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
is bono a seceret jew pretending to be irish??
BONO NOX - ROLLING BONES
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
The following were past posts regarding both geriatric groups: As per U2 - READ ON:

Has anyone else just lost any remaining shred of respect they had for this a*****e? Bono Nox as in Bono Noxious. This dickhead makes me want to puke lately. f**king celebrity know-it-alls like him suddenly have the answer to poverty and hunger - THANK GOD we can call off the scientists and farmers (diletantes) and leave the real work to a couple of morons who call themselves Bono and The Edge.

I for one feel like we are right on the Edge - the edge of disaster when we listen to the same guys who made Achtung Baby and Lemon lecture us on hunger, especially when they endorse a lying scumbag like Lula. God bless rock stars. What's next? - Maybe The Eagles will find a cure for cancer and Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson and Sean Penn can also save us from some horrific fate. I heard that George Clooney is about to introduce a trial H5N1 vaccine!! I for one will sleep easier at night.

THE STONES: FREE CONCERT?? NOW HEAR THIS:

You Brazilians are getting one hell of a good deal as other concert goers in other countries will bankroll TRS concert on the beach by being charged upwards of $800 per ticket!! Furthermore, I don't know how many of you saw them play during the half-time of the Super Bowl but they woud have to pay me to come see them with that lame performance!



I liked your article.
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Hi John,

I quite enjoyed your comments. There are Brazilians who like your articles.
OASIS!!
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
OASIS - ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS ON THE PLANET??!!! R U f**king kidding me? They may lead the free world in cocaine consumption but when they announced to an audience in Brazil several years ago that they were in fact the greatest band of all time I have been tearing them a new ass ever since. As for the show - it was the worst I have ever seen - period!! Oasis blows! Johnny Cash makes those two look like a couple of candy ass little spoiled bitch ass tricks!!
Dag-nabbit!
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
The cinema was virtually empty and it was a pleasure to watch the movie without having to listen to the sound of people chomping popcorn, slurping Coke and talking on their cellulars.

I am glad you mentioned this, most of the time going to the cinema is like going to the circus orAmazon jungle. They should rent headsets so you can listen to the movie! Anyone caught slirping,smacking or ringing should have the offensive implement pounded up their arse for safe keeping!
Has-Been
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Better than making fun of people to gain a grain of attention, don't ya think?
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
How do you say U2, smartass?
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
I guess they should be foreigners who ignore civil rights and poverty, like you?
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Fitzpatrick, you're an idiot. We know you'd like people to be apolitical dolts and leave the subject of politics to "experts" like you claim to be; but forgive me if I tell you to sod off, you great Scottish ignoramus.
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
If only Fitzpatrick would practice what he preaches and be a mum foreigner. Physician, heal thyself!
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written by Guest, February 23, 2006
"The cinema was virtually empty and it was a pleasure to watch the movie without having to listen to the sound of people chomping popcorn, slurping Coke and talking on their cellulars."

Oh, those heathen Brazilians! And the nerve of some foreigners to pop-off about Brazilian politics!

You are a hypocritical ass, Fitzpatrick. You should take a long walk on a short pier, you incredible doofus.
Idiot go f**k thyself . . .
written by Guest, February 23, 2006
Since when does being in a foreign country preclude one from stating his or her opinion you f**king fascist!! I wasn't aware that commenting on a rock concert (or the increasingly mediocre group involved) was verboten unless one is in their country of birth f**kheads!!! Good thing De Toqueville, Benjamin Franklin and many others decided it was ok to speak their mind while residing in other countries! You are a true moron!
Free speech
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
It's nice to know that the exercise of "free speech" is alive and well here in these United States. If this had been most anywhere else, some of the four-letter-word comments made above regarding John's insightful article would have been heavily censored or, at most, been deleted entirely. Let's give thanks for that!

As to the actual content of the postings, some were in agreement but most seem to state that Fitzpatrick is (among other things) an idiot, which, as we've all read throughout the years, is incontrovertibly not the case. His astute commentary, based on years and years of actual field experience as a reporter, journalist, editor and publisher-owner of his own business, attests to his innate abilities. although one may not always agree with his opinions, they are made from a real-life basis. Many of the posters may not be aware that John is married to a Brazilian, and has lived in many different parts of the world, but chose instead to spend his prime-earning years in Sao Paulo. THAT indeed, if nothing else, should tell you where his true passions are...
I seem to remember....
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
I seem to remember reading, in another artical in this magazine, that Bono discussed the 'zero hunger' programme with Lula over what he (Bono that is) described as a 'marvellous lunch'. I'm trying to decide if this is just an ironic twist, or whether Bono was taking the piss. Any ideas?
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written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Rolling stones rock, always been in it for the drugs the money and the good times, never lied

U2 what the f**k is that all about? Lets end poverty, biggest grossing band, talking hundreds of millions of $'s a year, were does it go?

Oasis have been on the downside for at least 5 years, showing your age Mr Fitzpatrick
re: Idiot go f**k thyself . . .
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Another nutjob who can't read or reason.

The point of my post against Fitzpatrick's article is the same point you make in railing against me. Fitzpatrick tells other foreigners that they shouldn't comment on matters in Brazil, yet that's exactly what he does himself. He's a mornoic hypocrite.

Apparently you are either too stupid or you are illiterate or both. So, heal thyself and f**k thyself, yourself, you moron.
RE: re: Idiot go f**k thyself . . .
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Right on, man! the guy who posted "Idiot go f**k thyself . . ." must be on crack. He's a total weenie not to get the meaning of the post he's screetching about.
yeah like totally dude
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
the like last poster was like so like money when he like said that "idiot like go f**k thyself" poster like totally beefing on a narly wave. he's one bodasious dude. keep it real and Surf on!
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written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Rock and roll, baby. Freedom of speech. Learn the rules, dude.
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written by Guest, February 24, 2006
I guess screetchboy checked in to see his ass kicked all over the place. bwahahahahah! didle thyself, whiner.
GO f**k THYSELF AGAIN!!
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Apparently you can't read either s**thead!! I'm just curious dickhead - where does Fitzpatrick (in this article) rail against foreigners, telling them not to comment on Brazilian affairs?? Eh f**kHEAD?? It seems to me that he was paraphrasing what the Folho de Sao Paulo wrote in respect to Bobo's meddling in things he doesn't understand - namely poverty and hunger. I guess you saw something I didn't eh c**kchugger? I even read the article in Folho you f**king bitch-ass-trick motherf**ker!! - Did U? So why don't you go back to your coloring books and crayons and leave the real debate to biggie boys who have an education past the 6th grade mmmkkk a*****e!!
YEAH RIGHT ON MAN . . .
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Yeah Right On Man . . Do you often feel like everyone is on crack where you are concerned? Do you typically use that line when you can't keep up with conversations? I'm sure your teachers were on crack (including your industrial arts & auto-mechanics instructors), your parole officer was on crack and Fitzpatrick is on crack right?

You're a smart cookie aren't you mate? We both know Your momma was the only one on crack - it only cost me a $20 rock to get her to swallow! For someone who spells SCREECHING with a T, I would shut my mouth and refer to the New Revised Crackhead Dictionary for the Mentally Challenged before entering into conversations that are clearly over your head!

Oh, what is the meaning of the post I'm SCREETCHING about by the way? f**kING IDIOT!
Sertaneja
written by Guest, February 24, 2006
Hi John;
Regarding sertaneja: you're a little off the mark. That music sucks. If you want to get a little closer to Johnny Cash in terms of coolness and timeframe you should look at Jackson do Pandeiro.
regards;
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written by Guest, February 25, 2006
"where does Fitzpatrick (in this article) rail against foreigners, telling them not to comment on Brazilian affairs??"

Are you really that illiterate? The whole article derrides the foreigners who have the cheek to come to Brasil and comment on Brasilian affairs like hunger and equality. But, if you need a concrete example, how about this one where Fitzpatrick suggests that Bono should shut up:

"Despite having produced some of the best lyrics ever written, Dylan is surprisingly inarticulate in expressing himself and thankfully usually keeps his mouth shut. If only Bono would do likewise."

You truly are a shrill whiner. Go f**k YOURSELF, you screaming little bitch.
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written by Guest, February 25, 2006
PS Anyone who resorts to criticism of typos on a message board truly has nothing worth saying and has had his little bitch ass whipped very soundly. Now, go back to blowing Fitzpatrick and shut the f**k up.
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written by Guest, February 25, 2006
PPS Your screeching reminds me of when Fiztpatrick is f**king you in the ass, you little bitch.
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written by Guest, February 25, 2006
I have an idea, why don't you stop squabbling children. Agree to disagree. Stop trying to use more & more abusive language as you all sound completely ridiculous.

Everyone has a right to their opinion...deal with it.
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written by Guest, February 25, 2006
I think Fitzpatrick is simply expressing his personal opinion of the rock stars, who basically come to Brasil pretend that they really care about poverty and then leave. Bono has been fighting to cancel thid-world debt but Brasil was not included in the list. I agree with a lot of things that Bono says and he does have freedom of speech and so does Fitzpatrick! Let both man have their respective opinions! And lets end this childish debate!
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written by Guest, February 26, 2006
The little whiner started with his "f**k thyself" comment. Homey don't play that. Hence the smackdown in language the child could understand.

As for Fitzpatrick's opinion, even a jackass like him is entitled to an opinion. And I may point out the hypocrisy of that opinion. Nothing childish about that. He is a foreigner in Brasil who criticizes Brasil and Brasilians. His vitriol is apparent in almost every article he writes. It's his inane shtick. This article is no different. For this carpet bagging blowhard to criticize Bono or anyone else for advocating the elimination of hunger or whatever else is just plain asinine. That anyone should care one whit what Fitzpatrick has to say is incredible. The man is a Brasil hating loudmouth and a pompous ass. So are his fans. This article and the comments of his fans merely demonstrate that once again.
WHINER??
written by Guest, February 26, 2006
FOR THE LAST TIME GO BACK TO YOUR COLORING BOOKS AND CRAYONS . . . For someone who apparently isn't a whiner you sure sound like one. Multiple posts, PS - PPS, etc. You must have really been incensed by what I said (damnit, sorry for using that kind of word, what with your learning disability and all). Was it the "your momma swallowing my load for a $20 rock" or were you actually in auto-shop and industrial arts in school (if you did indeed get past the 6th grade)? Or was it both - did I strike a nerve little fella?

AND PLEASE NO MORE SMACKDOWN LANGUAGE AND CLEVER RETORTS LIKE "PPS Your screeching reminds me of when Fiztpatrick is f**king you in the ass, you little bitch". I JUST COULDN'T HANDLE ANOTHER SMACKDOWN LIKE THAT. YOU ARE TRULY A MENTAL GIANT!!! LOL!!!!!
All these stars are not FREE !!!!
written by Guest, February 26, 2006


All the types of shows are fully paid. They costs a fortune. And even if their show was free they were....AFTER THEIR COSTS !!!!
BE CAREFUL OF THE MEANING OF....FREE !!!!!
Response to Article
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
At least Bono and others are doing something positive with their stardom, what has your scottish ass done for anyone besides yourself. You should become a bad movie critic. You strike me like the kind who is only good at one thing. Criticizing others.

El Californio
Re: response to article
written by Guest, March 02, 2006

What are you talking about, twerp? The only positive thing Bono has ever done has been to put vast sums of money in his bank account. He's a sham philanthropist like most of the other worn out, has-beens that are trying to revive their moribund careers on the back hollow sentiment for the poor. What planet do you live on, for Christ's sake!
All crap
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
Bono = waste of time. He's trying to glorify himself and go down in history as a do gooder. Totally self-centered using charity as his cause. B.S. BUt, I wonder if he donated the money to charity, did he? I hope so. Rolling stones: B-o-r-i-n-g. Why waste money on all these has been's?
If I were living in brazil I would have watched either one of these boring, shut up and retire groups. Who cares?
Exactly
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
What are you talking about, twerp? The only positive thing Bono has ever done has been to put vast sums of money in his bank account. He's a sham philanthropist like most of the other worn out, has-beens that are trying to revive their moribund careers on the back hollow sentiment for the poor. What planet do you live on, for Christ's sake! ===
OH Exactly...Thanks for saying that. So true. Why not shut up and do charity in the background without the MEDIA and promotion? He has the money. He could do all these good things without a lot of press...That;s true charity the rest is typical bull s**t.
Bono Bashing
written by Guest, March 10, 2006
As I think everyone is entitled to their opinion, I have to say I am getting sick of people tearing into Bono for his actions. Why don´t you ask yourself how your actions are making a difference in this world(which I am sure they are not-most armchair critics don´t).
He makes millions. He deserves it. His band has achieved a level that many bands can only dream of. If you can do better than him, get out a pen and paper and start writing some songs.
He could easily sit on his riches and not do s**t like most of the rich people in the world. Believe me, he has alot more to lose than all the whiny critics who thinks he talks too much.
Yeah, he can be annoying and I get a little tired of the political stuff, but first, he knows his stuff. He is no authority, but he is well versed. Secondly, the world needs more proactive people like this that are actually DOING something and making noise.
U2 made alot of noise in the 80´s just screaming about the problems. Now they are actually doing something about it. Bono was torn apart in the 80´s and is now. Never will end because of people who are probably part of the problem who gloam in their paper thin criticism that has no foundation or substantial value.
Don´t choke on your cynical poison!
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Brazil band and fans to tour UK\'s rock landmarks
written by bruce cherry, July 14, 2006
smilies/smiley.gif Anyone interested in rock music history, and maybe meeting a few legendary characters, should check out the site www.londonrocktour.com. In October, Brazilian Beatle 'Os Britos' are taking fans on a pilgrimage to London, Liverpool and Dublin, playing at famed gigs sites and touring landmark sites (like the flat where hendrix died). Amazing idea. What a balst!

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