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I'm Having Fun Trying to Be a Brazilian PDF Print E-mail
Written by Robin Sparks   
Monday, 27 February 2006 18:13

Robin Sparks in BrazilI'd been to every country on my list except for one, Brazil. The Brazil in my head was passion, romance, the samba, fresh fruit, tropical beaches, and the bossa nova. When I heard that in Brazil it's rude to show up on time, I thought that this just might be the place for me. How could I not love a country where I'd never be late?

There was also the hope that in Brazil, I could blend in more easily than in Bali, my other favorite place on the planet. There's no way I'll ever look Balinese, but maybe I could pass for a Brazilian.

Brazil is a colossal country with more beaches than all of California and Florida put together, so where to begin? I started by emailing expatriates who lived in Brazil. And that is how I came to meet Jim and Debbie, and how I came to be not on a Brazilian beach, but in the mountains in Teresópolis, 3,000 feet above Rio. Jim and Debbie spent years trekking in Brazil before purchasing a home last year in Teresópolis.

For me, the opportunity to begin my exploration of Brazil under the tutelage of American Brazilophiles, was ideal. I accepted their invitation to visit. I was fascinated when Jim months earlier had emailed me saying that he and girlfriend Debbie had bought an estate which included five buildings, a spring-fed swimming pool, vegetable garden and enclosed tennis court for US$ 30,000.

Was he joking? This was something I had to see. Turns out, if anything, Jim was under-exaggerating. Thanks to a tip from local friends, they were able to purchase what looks like a Mediterranean compound for the price of a tool shed in the US. The question everyone always asks me after one of these articles is "Hey, I wanna do that. How?" This is how Jim and Debbie do it. Their monthly expenses run under US$ 500 per month.

Meanwhile, back home in Crested Butte, Colorado, they lease out Jim's modest cabin. Debbie works as a neonatal nurse in Austin, Texas when they are in the states. The couple doesn't bother with pricey health insurance premiums. Jim figures if something unforeseen happens, they can always take out a second mortgage on their "over-appreciated" house in Austin, Texas.

They have also made a personal decision to do without a car by using buses and they don't own a telephone or a television. So what is a typical day like for Jim and Debbie in Terê (what the locals call Teresópolis)?

Jim putters around the estate; there's always something to fix and he has a list of improvements that would last him several lifetimes to finish. The week I'm there, he's building a wall with the help of local laborers and Debbie is sweating out a paper at the downtown Internet café and emailing back and forth with her nursing instructors in the States. Both enjoy their neighbors, reading, and hiking in the Serra dos Órgãos National Park.

It's a tough life, but Debbie and Jim have to do it. We talk late into the night my first day in Terê. Jim is a Libertarian who loves to argue. He'd found in me a cheerful debater. We discuss everything from insurance laws (a crock of shit, in Jim's words), to health care (a crime!), to circumcision (pure idiocy!), to politics (more idiocy!).

About politics, Jim says," The Republicans want to put a camera in your bedroom and the Democrats a hand in your back pocket." Debbie sits on the couch knitting, keeping quiet, smiling knowingly. Before the week is over, I will have joined the ranks of those who no longer try to change Jim's mind about anything.

There is one thing, however, that Jim and I agree on and that is that Brazilian women are the most beautiful in the world. The way they move, belies their belief that sexuality is a natural state, not something to be squelched.

Throughout Brazil, for example, I saw pregnant women who exposed swollen bellies unselfconsciously, managing even in string bikinis, to appear sexy. "Ah, a abundância da brasileira!" Jim exclaims. An abundant bunda (think J Lo) is the part of a woman's anatomy most admired in Brazil.

Every country has its way of "being". My own fly-on-the-wall approach when I am in a foreign country, is to discern and adopt a culture's nuances in as short order as possible. To stand out as a foreigner is to change people and events around me, which prevents me from doing what I came to do, which is to write about the heart of place and its people.

And so, although it's true I'll never really be a Brazilian, I can have a darn good time trying. Take, for instance, the way women walk in Brazil: From the waist up, they stand tall and straight, neck long, chin tucked in. They place one foot in front of the other causing their hips to sway with exaggeration.

I shadow local women at the mall and on the streets to learn the walk. Initially, it takes great effort not to charge forward, leading with my head. But after a few days I too am sashaying like a Brazilian without giving it a thought.

I buy rubber flip-flops and a tight pair of low-rise cropped jeans (that I wouldn't be caught dead in in San Francisco.). My dark hair and light eyes, an anomaly at home, are commonplace here, as is the aforementioned abundant bunda. I am on my way to Being Brazilian.

A man in a café speaks to me in Portuguese, I reply in bad Portuguese, "I don't speak Portuguese". "Ah, é francesa?" he asks. "No". "É americana?" "Yes". The Australian man (it turns out) says that he never would have guessed. I'm going to have to learn to speak Portuguese if I hope to blend in.

Portuguese is one language I don't mind unscrambling. I love the sound of it - hard consonants softened into sh's and ch's and -odgys. And vowels are elongated. And all of it is spoken with a melodic lilt as if everyone is singing the same tune.

It is similar to Spanish - Diferente, however, is pronounced diferenchay, dia - gia. Kathy - Kaughtchi, and so on. Add a splash of French to really mix it up - Bom, pronounced Bon (good) - and you have the língua of Brazilian Portuguese, a mixture of languages, like its residents who have settled here over the years.

We are invited to lunch today at Kathy and JaJa's, neighbors who live across the cobblestone street from Jim and Debbie. At the top of the hill, I stop to catch my breath and to admire their fairytale-like castle. They built it themselves over half a dozen years, using old windows and doors collected from abandoned churches.

JaJa a musician, and Kathy a painter, have day jobs respectively as a world history teacher and a social worker. Ten-year-old son, Luan, is a photographer's dream with blonde ringlets, light blue eyes, dark skin, and a love of the camera.

Christiana (Kathy's sister) and her family live in the storybook house on the hill just below Kathy and JaJa, and below Christiana is the house of hobbit house of Herman, the girls' father. Herman was born in Brazil 80 years ago, shortly after his German parents immigrated here.

He eventually married the indigenous Brazilian mother (now deceased) of the girls, which explains why Kathy looks like my Bolivian friend back home and Christiana, like a tall lanky German with hints of Brazilian in her hazel-eyes and olive skin. Each family member from grandchild to grandfather looks entirely unrelated.

Ironically, Brazil was the last of the South American countries to free the African slaves, while today it is the most racially mixed.

JaJa has laid out a table for us topped with farofa (baked and grated cassava from the Amazon), sliced lingüiça, collard greens, white rice, a stew of beans and beef called feijoada, and a brilliant plate of shredded carrots and beets.

There is also Skol beer, and JaJa's premium cache of cachaça (sugar cane alcohol that is to Brazilians as tequila is to Mexicans and just as deadly.).

Debbie rings to say she'll be late. JaJa announces that we will wait for her. "In that case," I say," I'll go back across the street to write until she arrives." I head for the door. "Tranqüila, Tranqüila", JaJa says. "One should not rush through life. Far better to contemplate life and philosophy with friends over tasty food and drink in the company of beautiful women."

Only what he really says, best as I can recall, sounds like this: "Nao é bom passar o tempo correndo. Temos que contemplar a vida com os nossos amigos, com comidas e bebidas saborosas e meninas bonitas."

Ok, so I stay. And make a mental note to slow down. JaJa pours a shot of cachaça. A squirrel scampers into the kitchen. Jaja calls out, "Meu amigo!" and bends down with a fresh chunk of coconut in his open palm. The squirrel approaches timidly, takes the treat and scampers back outside.

JaJa says, "That one, he is my friend." Then "Robin, Do you have a religion?" He points outside and says, "Mine is out there in the trees, in the animals of the forest." He leads me then into a discussion of politics by asking what I think about the conflict between Bush and Saddam Hussein.

JaJa says that Americans think they are free, but that they are not. He says it will take South America hundreds of years to recover from US interference during the seventies. Kathy lightens things up saying, "But we love Americans. And the men don't dislike all American politicians. They love Prezedenche Cleentone and Moe-neeka Lewinschay". The men guffaw.

I mention my surprise at the diversity of Brazilians' physical attributes. Jaja says that after Holland invaded Brazil they held it for seventy years during which time they intermarried with the former black slaves and Indians.

"Muito bonita!" he says about the resultant blue-eyed, chocolate colored Brazilians that came from those unions. He says about his blonde haired son, "Luan, is a mixture of German, Spanish, Portuguese, Indian, and African. We are proud of our diverse make-up. But above all, I am Brazilian."

At 10:30 PM, Debbie and I and a few of the neighborhood women take the bus to town for an outdoor rock concert. We work our way to the front of the stage where the Brazilian pop star is singing into a microphone, while below hundreds of teenagers, middle-aged couples, singles, and some elderly folks sing every word to every song, waving their arms high in the air, while those who find space, dance. The teens don't seem one bit annoyed that their parents and grandparents have come along for the evening.

One morning the rain stops. And so we pile into Kathy and JaJa's car to drive the ten minutes into the national park. Following their lead, Jim and I (Debbie is working at the Internet café) hop over rocks, under trees, stepping lightly over the spongy ground to the water's edge where a cascade of water meets the creek. Then we are standing under the roaring fall, the sound of crashing water filling our ears.

We paddle across the cool stream to a large granite slab. Kathy holds JaJa's ankle while he leans down and pulls me up onto the rock where we lay on our backs gazing at the azure sky. Suddenly Kathy takes off the blue beaded ring I've been admiring and hands it to me,

"Here Robin, I made it for you, my friend." And then we crawl over to the shady side of the boulder, where it is slick with moss, and together we slide down on our backs into the roiling water below.

I've grown used to climbing into bed each night in my unheated cabin fully clothed, with the hood of my coat pulled up around my ears, and three wool blankets piled on top. It is summer in Brazil, but in Terê, the air is thin and offers little warmth once the sun has slid from sight.

I'm growing restless for the heat of Brazil's beaches. Together, Jim, Debbie and I pore over maps and discuss my next destinations. Initially I was drawn to the people, celebrations, and animistic nature of northeast Brazil. But the reality is that no matter how massive Brazil looks on a map, it's even bigger in person and I have only three weeks left in which to see it.

I'm looking for towns within two hours of a major city, with a sizeable expat population, a bohemian community, with aesthetically tasteful architecture. I decide to spend a week each in Búzios on the Golden Coast north of Rio, and Parati on the Green Coast located half way between Rio and São Paulo. And I cannot come all this way to Brazil without going to Rio.

Teresópolis is Jim and Debbie's paradise. For me it has been the perfect launch pad for Brazil, where until a week ago, I knew no one. Leaving Terê feels like leaving home - you know your parents are still there to run back to should things get scary.

As for my first Brazilians, Kathy and JaJa? They are artists in love with life, and they are incredibly generous. I suppose when you live for the moment as they do, it doesn't occur to you that you ought to hoard some for yourself.

If Kathy and JaJa are a composite of what other Brazilians are like, I'm going to love this country. Rio is my next stop. My friends back home expressed great concern before I left about me going alone to Rio de Janeiro, reputedly one of the world's most dangerous cities.

What they don't know is, that in spite of the fact that I haven't lost my Pollyanna belief that down deep everyone has the same basic need for love and respect, I have developed a modicum of street smarts. It's called blending in.

For instance, in Rio I will heed Jim's advice about dressing as if I'm headed for a day at the beach and I will carry no more than 50 reais in my pocket. I bid everyone goodbye with the traditional Brazilian kiss on each cheek, climb onto the bus dressed like a Brazilian and head off to the big city of Rio in a big bus like a Brazilian. And once I get to Rio?, I will walk like a Brazilian.

Robin Sparks has traveled to over 23 countries in seven years in search of the perfect expat haven. She is editor of Escape Artist Travel Magazine, www.EscapeArtist.com. She is teaching a writing workshop along with the executive editor of Travelers Tales Books, aboard a Turkish gulet in the Mediterranean June 3-10, 2006. Go to her site, www.robinsparks.com, and click on Journal for more information. Workshops fill fast so don't delay!

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written by Guest, February 27, 2006
Quite interesting reading..
We've moved into Florida 5 years ago, after 5 years in Sao Paulo (not quite like Teresopolis :-), both myself and my wife, where born in RJ. I hope you have fun, and you may want to read a book, "How to be a carioca" (Priscilla Ann Goslin - ISBN: 8585556013) :-)

Interesting
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
I found the article interesting, stressing the positive aspects of life in Brazil. Overall, very idealistic. For this very reason, you can't take the article seriously. This is what I would call a classic case of "tropical fever", meaning deceive yourself into thinking that this is an idealistic paradise by ignoring the harsh reality. Brazil is no paradise (crime, bureaucracy, corruption, poverty, etc). Like any country, including the US (obviously the target of the author's bitterness), Brazil has many positive aspects, but you'd be a fool (or a shameless self promotor in this case) to ignore the reality.
THE OTHER SIDE OF BRAZIL
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
Interesting read stimulating with a typical holiday theme to it. Brazil seems like it has two parallel worlds like a sort of twilight zone.

I guess one can make Brazil what one pleases, but overall it's best to be realistic. No harm in having fun though.
stop acting like a brazilian you foolish
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
i hate you. get a life and go back to your country. America. You go and be free there. Not here. I hate americans. Except for a few. So, ha ha ha. I hate you for coming to visit. Just give us your tourist money and leave us alone. Unless you way hot. laterz, the future president of Brazil. Daveinho. :x :x :x
Future President . .
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
Believe me, most Americans would never dream of acting like Brazilians - lying, cheating on their spouses constantly, robbing, stealing, getting plastic surgery on levels that makes America look tame. . . Yes you should be quite proud of Brazil at this moment. Your economy grew half of what it should have and their is probably a gun battle raging in some favela somewhere at this very moment - WOW THAT IS IMPRESSIVE!

Yes Daveinho you sound like a perfect candidate for the presidency of Brazil as you are a scumbag piece of s**t without a brain in your head!! JUST LIKE LULA!!! I am also sure that most Americans hate you (including the women who probably shut you down constantly). I am sure they also hate you after you rob them at gunpoint on the beach or steal their credit cards from their hotel rooms. You seem like that kind of guy.

Funny, you will be trying to get a visa to live and work in the US someday (after the forthcoming Brazilian "BUST") and you will find out what it feels like to be outside of your own country trying to make it. But then again you have been outside Brazil before right you big world traveler you DAVEINHO?? LOL!! We know you live in a small 2 bedroom apt. that you share with your 5 family members. We know that you are unemployed and unsuccessful with women and we know good and well that you have never been outside Brazil! You are the dark side of Brazil, but your life is probably a nightmare so that is punishment enough! Good luck with the presidency Davezinha!!!
Not Yet
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
I haven't been to Brazil yet but I know I'll love it there. I don't know why some Brazilians and some Americans seem to either be completely idealistic and walk around in a haze or be totally cynical. Why not just be normal?

It's obviously because they were both naive before and then became cynical. Americans though Brazil was a Mixed Race Eden and Brazillians thought America was El Dorado with streets paved in gold.

Why not just view the two places like any other developing and developed countries? Not a place to be a Polynesian Island Beauty or a Million Dollar Man. A place with issues but still a place with a lot to offer or else people wouldn't invest time in thinking about them.
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written by Guest, February 28, 2006
There are problems in Brazil and there are problems in the US too. Do you think Bush is any better than Lula? They are both pretty bad and at least Lula is not sending Brazilians to die in Iraq or torturing war prisoners. People like you should just shut up. Racist, republican, full of hatred.
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written by Guest, February 28, 2006
How old are you Robin ? You sound like a teenager. "Street smarts" and "blending in" in Rio de Janeiro ? I don't think you understand what it's like down there. That's a city where the LOCALS are afraid of going out at night. May God bless your trip to Rio and may destiny keep you out of harms way. Looks like it'll be the only hope for you if you don't start seeing things from a more realistic perspective. I think you should ask yourself what you are looking for in Rio in the first place and why you are going there, especially by yourself.
Rather Act like a Brazilian
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
Than a fat whining lard ass American. And yes I am an American. For persons who live in the first world with all of the so-called luxuries and amenities few Americans are jumping for joy. Americans take more drugs legal and illegal so that they can make it through another high stress boring assed job day surrounded by other fat unhappy miserable Americans. I found most Brazilians to be relatively content with their lives. The average favela dweller appeared to be much more happy than the average American suburbanite so being white and living in the First World is no insurance policy against unhappiness and misery because you seldom find an American happy unless he is drunk or high.

You must be a newbie to America. . .
written by Guest, February 28, 2006
You must not be a native born American because your English is horrible!! (boring assed job day . . .) Secondly, guess who consumes the most amount of cocaine behind the United States? You guessed it - Brazil!! Guess who leads the world in plastic surgery and has the highest number of shrinks? So who is really unhappy at the root of it?

Sure America is deeply disturbed in its own right - no question, but don't paint your average "favela dweller" as jumping for joy either mmmkkk? I think that societal differences and expectations have much to do with how Americans and Brazilians view life and the satisfaction therein. Your average favela dweller may be happy to simply eat and survive another day or get a job cleaning a white woman's home for $10 a day whereas an American may seem more downtrodden when they fail to get that raise they have worked so hard for yet failed to receive. But all the same I'm sure they are happy to provide completely for their families by putting clothes on their backs, food in their mouths and a roof over their heads. It's all very relative to your location and life experiences. Besides many favela dwellers, as you derogatorily refer to them, may not have seen enough of the world to know there is something better. It's interesting how many Brazilians are trying to get into America to make a living as opposed to staying in their home country though don't you think?

However, I have to disagree with your assertion altogether. I have many, many friends who live in places like CO, UT, MT, AZ, NM, NV - they get lots of sun, plenty of outdoor recreation and are very happy and healthy, and IMAGINE, they don't have to dodge bullets on the way back to their apartments and aren't lied to by virtually every person they deal with. They have never had their credit cards cloned and have never been kidnapped. . . You better re-think your argument in its entirety but you are just another fat, stupid American right??

Oh by the way Brazilians are catching up with us pretty quickly in the obesity race . . .


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written by Guest, February 28, 2006
I think I read at least the first half of that article (the bit about the couple who bought the property) quite some time ago, probably on escapeartist.com
I think Robin has rehacked it out as part of a PR excercise that she is on for herself and her website,
She is a light weight writer who contructs sentances in the manner of an estate agent.Everyone one who clicks from here to there makes more great articles from Robin on this site more lightly.


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written by Guest, February 28, 2006
Why are people making such a big deal out of the article? People who are interested in and love Brazil should stay in Brazil and those that are happy with being in America should keep their asses in America. End of discussion!
Brasil is Great
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
I have lived in the US, Europe and Asia. I like Brasil the best. It has its problems but I feel more welcome and safer there than in much of the US and even Europe. I know it has its problems but outside of a few cities is is what you make of it and how you treat the people. If you go anywhere with the attitude that "America is better or everything should be American" you will have problems.
Sex, lice and dancing bears
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
23 countries in 7 years and you still haven´t found "the perfect expat heaven"!!! You could actually write this level of tosh from home without the need to visit any of the countries at all!
Yet another over paid, self promoting American who mass markets their superficial off-target comments to as many websites as possible. It´s done with the belief that there´s bound to be a few losers out there who might believe this crap and then spend their hard earned money to buy into it. This sort of article is nothing more than a "pop up ad", it´s just as irritating and just as misleading.
Unfortunately, the quality of postings on this website is rapidly going down hill thanks to this sort of processed spam!
billstein
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
It all lies in the way you act, your body language; if you go around with a stiff, tense, american body, you just let on that you are a gringo. And no one likes defensive behavior.Here, relax with this joke:
The guy says to his psychiatrist:
-Patient-"doctor, my brother is crazy, he insists he is a chicken"
-Doctor: "why don´t you turn him in?"
-Patient: "cause I need the eggs!"
LOL
Get real....
written by Guest, March 01, 2006

Contrary to some posters here, I thought this was a hopelessly dopey article, and so sugary I though I might get diabetes. It's full of those tired cliches you find in cheap travel books for old ladies. As for trying to be Brazilian by following women around a shopping centre, or watching someone fix up their newly aquired estate in Teresópolis, that's just hum-bug. You need to do more than that, love, to blend in. I've lived and worked here for ten years and I'm spotted for a 'gringo' at one hundred paces in bad light. And what's all this crap about loving the sound of Portuguese? "And all of it is spoken with a melodic lilt as if everyone is singing the same tune" Melodic lilt? Clearly you haven't heard the same Portuguese as I. I don't know one ex-pat in Brazil that likes it, in fact. It sounds like a couple of cats having sex. Just out of interest, who else did you meet here in Brazil? Did you meet any toothless, grubby gunmen? What about a few smelly down-and-outs? Kids with no shoes begging or sniffing glue? Paralytic drunks? No? You see, if you want to have 'fun' being a Brazilian, you've got to encounter a few of these types from time-to-time.
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written by Guest, March 01, 2006
I find it amazing how a bunch of gringos come on this site to detract Brazil! Well, to start with, they have such poor grammar of their (or maybe there, as they would writte) language you can`t take the stuff they say seriously. Why bother visiting this site if they hate Brasil so much?! What an utter waste of time.
Act like a brazilian??!!
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
For f**k sake, how in the hell do you expect someone to spend 2/3 or more of their life in one country and within a matter of months of arriving in Brazil "act like a Brazilian"?. You posters who say s**t like that are idiots (BILLSTEIN - I'M TALKING TO YOU) and look even more foolish in the eyes of your Brazilian hosts as they see you for what you are - a gutless f**king gringo who is so ashamed and insecure of themselves and their native culture that they put on any mask in a desperate attempt to fit in. They pity you truth be known - then they rob you!! I have lived in Brazil and now live in Buenos Aires and am asked quite often where I am from because it is completely obvious I am a gringo (Latin Americans can smell a gringo from 10 miles away for those of you who think otherwise) and I tell them that I am American and go about my business.

I speak Castellano and Portuguese with the best of them, I respect native culture and customs to an extent (I don't treat women like dirt, I refuse to smoke and I don't have a mullet which anyone who has been to BsAs will understand) and continue being myself. I wear a baseball cap and cowboy boots around town - something I have not yet seen here in BA, and I am not treated any differently for it. I am probably afforded more respect because Argentinians (and Brazilians) know that the country is their own but we live in a free world and most understand that I have the right, GASP, to be myself in their country too. So stop telling people to slip into a pair of Havaianas, buy some bermudas, get a tan (and skin cancer), start learning caphoeira or jujitsu, learn to Samba (although it is fun) and start wrapping yourself in the Brazilian flag!! You can still be yourself and get along in most parts of the world including Brazil. Some slight modifications are usually in order but if you find you are becoming a different person THEN GROW A f**kING SPINE!!!
@Act like a brazilian??!!
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
Brilliant, Simply Brilliant.
We surrender Robin . . .
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
Loved this excerpt from the article Robin!! As you are so unhappy with America why don't you do us all a favor and stay in Brazil with JaJa, Jim and Debbie. By the way your literary skills leave much to be desired. Your style has all the simplicity of a Hemmingway minus the natural talent and command of the English language!

"JaJa says that Americans think they are free, but that they are not. He says it will take South America hundreds of years to recover from US interference during the seventies. Kathy lightens things up saying, "But we love Americans. And the men don't dislike all American politicians. They love Prezedenche Cleentone and Moe-neeka Lewinschay". The men guffaw.

You can personally tell JaJa to go f**k himself or "vai se foder" on my behalf if you see him again. OH and when you see him why don't you ask him if he has actually been to America or is just another of those Brazilians that watches Nip/Tuck and extrapolates the rest. . . or as another poster put it "spent a week at Disney World". When Latin Americans stop washing up on American shores at the first sign of an economic downturn in their own countries then they will be taken seriously.

Loans from American banks have kept Brazil's boat afloat for many years (ex. Citigroup, FleetBoston and J. P. Morgan Chase) but then again we owe them that don't we? Also take a look at the statistics from your other fluff piece here on Brazzil.com and you will find that the wonderful Brazilians, what with their perfect features and abundant bundas, are siphoning off billions from the American economy and doing very little towards strengthening it internally. They [Brazilians] may even be a serious national security risk . . but s**t, I'm sorry, JaJa already knew all that didn't he?

Please spare us any future "articles", and I use that term very loosely where you are concerned, although I understand you are on your way to Rio so after your credit card is cloned and you are robbed on the beach please be sure to paint an equally rosy picture of Brazil. Just curious . . will you have other "Jim and Debbie's" to stay with throughout your travels or will you actually be trying to cope on your own like the majority of us realists here have done??

P.S. is this a f**king joke? "My dark hair and light eyes, an anomaly at home . . " I wasn't sure if that was a joke or you were being serious. I have dark hair and light eyes, my friends mostly have dark hair and light eyes. What America do you come from???
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written by Guest, March 01, 2006
Why do so many people keep on calling the United States "America"?
Can you imagine a German or French citizen calling his country "Europe"? Or a Chinese referring to his country as "Asia"?
God bless South, Central and North America (including Mexico and Canada) !
f**k OFF s**tHEAD . .
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
Ever heard of something called the vernacular? Funny no Central or South Americans have ever been offended by that terminology - just cunts like you. I can only assume you are Canadian as they are the biggest cunts in the Western Hemisphere. Am I right??
Cool for Cats
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
This type of article is best served by being posted on a personal blog page where only family and friends bother to read it. Here, in a more public domain it simply irritates and carries as much credibility as a Brazilian newspaper.
Anyway, enjoy your "working" holiday and it won´t be long before you can cross Brazil off your list, say "done it, been there, seen it" etc. and you´ll be a expert in Brazilian culture.
Hey, I´m not a salesman.....
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
I´ve just realized why this article is so lame.......the author works with a company that sells real estate overseas. That explains why it´s so sickly sweet, it has to be to appeal to their potential clients. Presumably there must be a lot of naive Americans looking to escape the USA and move to the El Dorado fantasy described here!
Stay Your Lard Asses in America!
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
If you don't like Brazil. Stay there in your affluent clean white suburbs full of nice happy squeaky clean white people. Stay there with your honest president and White House, your clean streets and ride off into the sunset in your Bentleys!

But for those of us who love Brazil (yes even with her evils) then we will continue to find our happiness there. Nobody is looking for a Shangri-La. America surely isn't one. I like Brazil just the way she is and for those ex-pats who are there nobody is forcing you to stay. The plane flies at least once a week to your squeaky clean First World Utopia.
See above post!
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
And for good measure, stay out of Polynesia too!
Okole Hau
and you stay in Brazil . .
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
You stay in Brazil mmmkkkkk friend, and with any luck your throat will get slit while you enjoy one of Brazil's safe beaches and we won't ever hear from you again.

Faggot Polynesian is that you?? Hey take a break - chug some c**k, spit or swallow and get back to us ok?
Kanapapiki
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written by Guest, March 01, 2006
I don't think the people who are writing in with negative comments are advocating people go to Brazil anyway retard!! IN fact I would say they are doing the opposite and largely staying out of Brazil themselves. No one has expressed any sense of being coerced into staying and they usually leave promptly and don't come back, so go save a favela, and try not to make any more f**king stupid, superfluous comments!

Wow imagine a gringo, who is likely living on daddy's money, liking it there?? Funny how that works isn't it? Let's see how much you like it when you live like a typical Brazilian on 5 dollars a day ok bro!!
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written by Guest, March 01, 2006
come down here and get shot...f**kin Am....
I have already killed one of you myself...hahahahaha
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written by Guest, March 01, 2006
You need to spend some time in Brazil and get to know some Brazilians when they are not "on." Then you will find that many, if not most, are incredibly status conscious in comparison to Americans. Beneath the manic demeanor is a prevaling depression that unfortunately makes too much sense when viewed in terms of the Brazilian reality.. This only comes after you have established a degree of trust. Consequently, there's not much you can say to cheer up someone who has already come to the realization of what you already know: that there is no future for them or their family in Brazil--certainly not as an employee anyway. I intentially omitted the wealthy minority who wouldn't change a thing, since they're not the ones who are suffering anyway. Besides it's the multitudes of poor through whose sweat has enabled them (crooked politicians, exploitive business owners, etc.) to have arrived in that position and who continue to help them stay on top.
You've got to to be pretty cold and heartless to smile in the midst of all the poverty that surrounds you on a daily basis and to continue thinking that everything you encounter is a Brazilian version of the Garden of Eden.
But then maybe Robin is...
Ex-Brazilian and loving it
written by Guest, March 01, 2006
I was born in Brazil (RJ) and grew up in Sao Paulo. I have a college degree in English I obtained in Brazil (Campinas) and after 10 years in the work force, I was earning the astounding sum of US$600.00 a month. When I had the opportunity to study in the US it didn't take me long to decide that most anything was preferable to being treated as a subhuman by a employer who still retains a slave-master view of the world.
Sorry but I wouldn't trade places especially since my quality of life is infinitely superior to the hand to mouth existence Robin described. Been there, done that and have the scars to prove it (from being struck by a gunshot I received in RJ as a teenager while a passenger in a car). No, I don’t ever want to go back to that life. In fact, if it were not for my family, I would probably never set foot in Brazil again. I certainly don’t miss it.
I found it very strange that "Jim" finds some much to complain about in the US but seemly is oblivious to the much greater problems that can openly be seen in Brazil. He sounds like a real nut case to me. Debbie needs to show some dignity and self-respect as well. I can only imagine what Jim's assessment of her must be. Girlfriend? Now here's a guy who is definitly not afraid of taking on responsibility--HA.
This article is pure fabrication since a person need only get off an airplane and look around to see that something is definitely wrong in Brazil. I haven't been in 23 countries, but then I don't have to break my leg to know that it would hurt. Don't be a sucker!
Ex-Brazilian and loving it
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
Man, your english sucks ...
Re: f**k off s**t head.
written by Guest, March 02, 2006

You're right. In Britain we make a distinction between 'America', when we mean the States, USA, US, and the 'Americas' when we mean the continent as a whole.
I\'m Having Fun Trying to Be a Brazilian
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
I'm Having Fun Trying to Be a Brazilian

Lets retititle this article to:
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
cha cha cha!
He or she is a prostitute!
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
.I like Brazil just the way she is and for those ex-pats who are there nobody is forcing you to stay.

"I like Brazil just the way she is"

This has to be the statement of the year!!
These type of people will keep Brazil the way it is for many more generations too!

This type of person needs shot in the head! But in reality he is probably among those who execute children on the streets of Rio.
Re: Above
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
Grow up, will you? You sound like a child. Anyway, Rio street kids are nothing but a virus, and what do we do with a virus......?
Calling all Americans . . .
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
"come down here and get shot...f**kin Am....
I have already killed one of you myself...hahahahaha"

This was a posting from a Brazilian! This is the type of human filth you can expect to find in Brazil. He is actually less evolved than a Chimp but can still fire a handgun - truly dangerous!! All you Americans who hate America so much, the rest of us will be waiting for you to renounce your American citizenship and forfeit your American Passports post haste.

LET'S HAVE A SHOW OF HANDS FROM ALL OF YOU YANKS WHO HATE THE USA ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY DEBASE AND DERIDE IT HERE!! OK NOW LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS FROM ALL YOU YANKS WHO HAVE RENOUNCED YOUR US CITIZENSHIP IN EXCHANGE FOR BRAZILIAN AS IS YOUR RIGHT? THOUGHT SO!! NUFF SAID - SHUT THE f**k UP OR GET THE f**k OUT!!! YOU ALL HAVE BIG MOUTHS BUT WON'T DREAM OF GIVING UP YOUR US STATUS - f**kING HYPOCRITE, GUTLESS COWARDS!!! GO GET MURDERED IN BRAZIL BY JOAO PSYCOPATA THERE!!

LET'S ALSO HAVE A SHOW OF HANDS FROM ALL THE BRAZILIANS WHO HAVE COME IN HERE DERIDING AMERICA BUT HAVE APPLIED FOR A VISA AND BEEN REJECTED! BE HONEST!!
Re: Brazil
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
I recently watched a Brazilian Movie called Orfeu. I was shocked at the level of inhumanity of the police, drug gangs and the general public.

If this is how life is in Brazil, then don't expect me to come for a visit, especially in the Favelas. It's no wonder that people who can afford it live "Outside the Cages of Rio." Most of these Brazilians deserved their fate. Most dont realize that they are the ones living like animals "in cages."

In order to be let out of your cages you must shake off your
wildness. Stop biting (shooting, stabbing) others. Wear clothes in public, no public fornication, carjacking, robbing, scamming, and generally making an ass of yourselves.

DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR BOOTY!



Bundas !!!
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
While you brasileiros are off shooting each other allow me and my american compatriots to sneak in like a Delta Force ReCon and do an Imperialistic double penetration scene on your wives, sisters and mothers sweet round bunda's and pay them nicely for it too !!! Why do you think you eat well during the November to end of February seasons ?
K64
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
$30,000 for an estate? I am a Gringo (been going to Brasil 2 to 3 weeks since 1995) who owns property in Brasil including a towenhouse in Teresopolis. When the exchange rate was over 3 to 1 I bought it new for less than $30,000, but that was years ago. Now with the exchange rate not much over 2 to 1 I can't see anything that cheap that isn't in a low income area.

I also don't understand whu you don't have a car with all of that property?

Paradise? During my FIRST trip to Brasil (1995) I thought it was paradise. Since then I see it for what it is -- a great place to enjoy yourself, good people, weather (except for all of the rain in Rio).

I have travelled to Ceara a few times and that is closer to Paradise. Bottom line is that there is no Paradise left in the world, or if it does exist it will be gone soon.

Best of luck to my American friends in Teresopolis, just work on the Portuguese.
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written by Guest, March 02, 2006
Guest, locals don't enter the Favelas unless they live in the Favelas.
brazil vs. u.s.
written by Guest, March 02, 2006
Just two short comments.
1. Recently I had 5 brazilians stay at my house because they were in town for a wedding. We had a lot to drink and I forgot to close, much less lock, the front door to my house. The next morning I woke up and it was freezing, the door was wide open, but everything was still in the house. The brazilians in my house were quite impressed and told me how that could never happen in Brazil. By the way I live on a very busy street just 15min from downtown.
2.Before the guests left, we were eating dinner and the subject of getting kids to finish their food came up. I told the brazilians that my mother always told me that some children in Africa are starving and that they would die to have my food. The brazilians started laughing very hard and told me in brazil it's the same except that the starving child is just outside on the street. Just thought they were interesting differences
There are more!
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
In the U.S. high schools and post offices bullet spraying and mass murder is a common occurrence (in Brazil is usually restricted to shantytowns).

In Brazil you interact with neighbors and community. In U.S., you compete and sue them!
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written by Guest, March 03, 2006
IF Brazil is such a horrible place to live then why do Brazilians who live in the states eventually move back to Brazil? Most Brazilains that I know who are in the United States are here for one thing - to make money. Once they make enough money they return to Brazil and live like kings.
Response
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
Brazil is beautiful, but life is generally hard because there is not enough money to go around. There is a lot of money to be made in America, but when Brazillians come here, they are not white, they are considered mulatto or latin, they are discriminated against, and they are caught up in the everyday hassles of living in a stressful society, so eventually, they begin to miss Brazil, and move back. As for the cliche about African children, that is all it is, a cliche. I have visited over 20 countries in Africa, and only in few of them like somalia, and Liberia, are children suffering for the lack of food, but in places like Nigeria, Ghana, Mali, senegal, and many other African nations,not only do the children live well, thay have a sense of who they are, and where they fit into in their society. You cannot say the same for Black Children in America, or Black children in Brazil.
LIVE LIKE KINGS EH??
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
I'll just let you think about that statement for a minute moron . . . I know many Brazilians who have left American and Europe after making some money too and you know what - they are all dying to get back and start working again because they blew all the money they made overseas or they simply realize what a s**thole they have been living in. Call it being homesick, but once the reality sets back in they want to get the hell out and back the the American "nightmare". Ever seen AS many successful Brazilians in Brazil as you do in Framingham, Mass or Miami, FL? Didn't think so . . . And if it (US) is still so horrible and Brazil is so wonderful WHY GO TO THE US IN THE FIRST PLACE? YOU MAKE A STATEMENT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY PRO-BRAZILIAN AND/OR ANTI-AMERICAN BUT PROCEED TO SUPPORT THE WIDELY HELD BELIEF THAT THEIR OWN COUNTRY OFFERS FEW OPPORTUNITIES. AMERICA'S DUMBEST AND DIMMEST ARE SHIPPING OUT TO BRAZIL - YOU'LL FIT IN NICELY THERE!
Good one . . .
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
In the U.S. high schools and post offices bullet spraying and mass murder is a common occurrence (in Brazil is usually restricted to shantytowns).

In Brazil you interact with neighbors and community. In U.S., you compete and sue them!

So better rush off to Brazil, one and all, because the US has the most horrible conditions on the planet!! That is unless you consider being burnt alive on a public bus or having your tour van hi-jacked directly from the airport a step-up. Please don't come in here with that load of s**t . . . You have the HIGHEST gun murder rate in the world!! That is not just happening in favelas or "shantytowns" now is it?? Mass Murder you say - what do you think is happening to Brazil's indigenous people? You lecture the US on this point constantly but are doing the same thing to them as we did to ours. Last year was a banner year (a record in fact) with the indiscriminate murder of over 200 Indians! How high does the body count have to go to qualify as mass murder again? - refresh my memory.

And if you aren't killed by gunfire on the Linha Amarela you are just as likely to die on it in a traffic accident. Let's not forget to mention that Brazil is right up there with Iraq, Mexico, Nigeria and Colombia in kidnappings (and if you happen to reside in Sao Paulo) then it is the 2nd highest rate in the world!!

I have seen your interaction with neighbors - behind huge security fences and armed guards everywhere. Oh and another thing - yes all Americans just go around suing one another - you go on believing that little fella. Ever been to America? Didn't think so. I guess a judicial system like that of Brazil is better where judges are generally bought and paid for. . . You only wish you had some degree of recourse like most in the modern world but lawsuits in Brazil are rarely ever effective. Good, salient points there bud!!
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written by Guest, March 03, 2006
A lot of unhappy Americans in this board. Well my friends leave Brazil alone with its problems. In United States, there are robberies in each city.
I saw a lot of happy Brazilians during my stay. I didn’t remember seeing a lot of happy faces in United States, and your are saying that you are rich? I think most of these Brazil bashers are people frustrated by their sexual experience with Brazilian women. Man, no everybody can handle these hot ladies. Coming in this board and bashing this beautiful country something is wrong with you, guys. Stay in the states and have sex with your wife or mistress once a month (I meant a short sex session, your usual 6 minutes) and don’t forget taking your viagara that may help to boost your small libido.
Hasta lugo, small f**kers.

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written by Guest, March 03, 2006
BTW, Robin try some sexual experiences with Brazilian you will overwhelmed and love Brazilians forever. Excellent article Robin.
If you live tiny dicks . . .
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
Yeah they also throw a mean right hook too!! Who has mistresses?? Besides you that is! You are right NO EVERYBODY can handle those hot ladies, least of all Brazilian men, that is why they are marrying foreigners on an ever increasing level. In fact I probably had your wife the last time I was there . . HASTA LUGO IDIOTA!
Perfect Lovers!!!! Hilarious
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
Yes Brazilian men are excellent lovers. They are so short they can suck your tits without having to lean over.
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written by Guest, March 03, 2006
One more thing, what in United States people are spending billion of dollars to loss weight, to find happiness in Yoga, Ayurveda and others Asians eccentricity…
A snake charmer from India, Deepak Chopra , is making a tone of monies with your quest for happiness .Tell Why ? Rich and clean people. In brazil no need of these illness. See how people dance, move and play with their body, and that tell a lot about the mental and physical conditions of the people. Samba and Sex are the sine qua non conditions of their happiness. Brazilians don’t need a snake charmer to tell them how to be healthy and happy. They have the wining formula. Dear Unhappy, rich and clean people.


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written by Guest, March 03, 2006
Eh last time you came in Brazil, you had sex with the transsexual who lives down street. And he or she told me that you are early ejaculator. To tell you the truth I was surprise
my first visit
written by Guest, March 03, 2006
Well well...where to start? After reading all this back and forth hate I will add this. All my life I wanted to visit Brazil and finally did in Dec 2005. I went alone and met a woman there whom I had met online. She let me stay in her home with her family in a suburb of Rio. I had one of the most wonderful times of my life! I was cautioned many times about the fear of being robbed...shot..or worse! She herself had been shot years ago so needless to say she kept me away from many places I would have loved to visit. However that aside, I met some of the kindest, most caring people on the planet. I spent a weekend in the town of Sao Laurenco. No fear there at all. Rio was amazing. Huge....favelas everywhere...as she put it"we are surrounded by them" I was not robbed, harrassed, or ever in fear of anything. Had I been there alone it may have been another story. But my experience I will always cherish. I intend to go back this year. Hopefully I have written something that will not fuel the hate that many of the posts here have done. To those of you that read this....thank you.
Interesting fact . .
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
"One more thing, what in United States people are spending billion of dollars to loss weight, to find happiness in Yoga, Ayurveda and others Asians eccentricity… "

Do you happen to know where those American women are procuring those diet pills? You guessed it - they all come right out of Brazil! The number of Brazilian women taking those same dangerous weight loss pills is also staggering!! Brazil has the highest concentration of plastic surgeons in the world and you scarcely find a middle ( and often times lower) class Brazilian girl over the age of 15 without breast implants .. . What does that say about the Brazilian character? Yes you are all apparently quite comfortable with your body images - so much so that you have a multi-billion dollar industry built on breast implants and liposuction. I have met 20 year old Brazilian girls who have already been under the knife to remove a few grams of vanity fat. Yes that is healthy!! It's easy to dance and be sexy when your artificially manipulated body is all that gives you the confidence to "get out there". Yes you have the winning combination of plastic surgery, cocaine (of which you are the 2nd largest consumer in the world behind the EVIL EMPIRE of course), and tons of psychologists and anti-depressants ( also like the EE). Yes a winning combination indeed!

Just out of curiosity, what is so wrong with Americans investigating Yoga or other Asian spiritual practices (or eccentricities as you put it)? Yes those same practices or "eccentricities" that lengthen their lifespans and reduce stress - horrible things!! Another funny thing, the biggest Yoga training centers in the western hemisphere are in Brazil . . .
Yeah Seriously
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
This article was beyond irresponsible.



Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with this SENTENCE????
The sentence reads:
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
"Ironically Brazil was the last to free slaves when today it is mostly racially mixed"

What the hell is up with that?? Does anyone else see anything wrong with this picture?
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
What a bunch of idiots!!!
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
Just out of curiosity, what is so wrong with Americans investigating Yoga or other Asian spiritual practices (or eccentricities as you put it)? Yes those same practices or "eccentricities" that lengthen their lifespans and reduce stress - horrible things!! Another funny thing, the biggest Yoga training centers in the western hemisphere are in Brazil . .
Investigate? You meant buying these esoteric nonsenses? I don’t where you get you laughable static about Brazil. But next time if you want to appear less moron come up some real number.
BTW are you black American? Man you see very angry against Brazil. See we let black people having their drum when they forced to go to Brazil, and the result of that it’s the fantastic beat gave to the Samba. Happy music, not the depressing rhythms blues. That‘s the big difference between you black Americans and black Brazilians. See Black Brazilians are in peace with themselves and their negritude, I cannot say the same think about you blacks in America. Muito ravia , amigo !!!
Next you visit this s**t of country, do me a favor observe carefully how Black Brazilian have no complexes vis a vis anyone . BTW in Brazil poverty it sn’t a race thing , it is social inequality. You find black, white, mulato and all the Brazilian skin complexion in the favelas.
Get it imbecile!
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
:p :grin
Powerful stuff!!
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
Hey Chief I Not Speaking English So Well, please try and translate your post for those who have attained a 2nd grade level of education or higher.

"I don’t where you get you laughable static about Brazil. But next time if you want to appear less moron come up some real number."
You not worrying about my statistic you just try and appear "less moron" yourself next time ok? You sound like an extra from an episode of Gunsmoke. Seriously I didn't understand half of what you said:

"See we let black people having their drum when they forced to go to Brazil, and the result of that it’s the fantastic beat gave to the Samba. Happy music, not the depressing rhythms blues. That‘s the big difference between you black Americans and black Brazilians. See Black Brazilians are in peace with themselves and their negritude, I cannot say the same think (thing) about you blacks in America. Muito ravia , amigo !!!"
WHAT???? I am sure I speak Portuguese better than you speak English so feel free to respond accordingly. Yes we have RAVIA! MUITA RAIVA - isn't that what you meant?!! Are you sure you're Brazilian? I know most gringos would have caught that mistake . . My Brazilian wife is sitting here beside me laughing at your lack of understanding of English and Portuguese!! Bad man - really bad!

I find it incredible that you offend all "nonsensical esoteric" forms of Eastern Meditation and Mind Body Exercise despite the plethora of Yoga training centers that abound in Brazil. Furthermore that "esoteric nonsense" is more than 3 times as old as your country and has been practiced by people far wiser and healthier than you. There are well over 100 Yoga retreats in Brazil. I know 2 yoga instructors here in BsAs and they both are Brazilian and, according to them, trained at the most well known yoga center in the Western Hemisphere (in Brazil). But I guess you Brazilians can argue that one amongst yourselves.

You also refer to the Blues as depressing - well here's a news flash for you s**t FOR BRAINS: The blues are by definition intended to evoke a melancholy response from the listener. That was black Americans gift to the United States and the world (and of course our jazz, blues, gospel, R&B, rap and rock n roll all suck by virtue of being from the US too right?) Behold the open Brazilian mind! So only Blacks from Brazil got music right eh? I think millions of people the world over would disagree but then again what did Miles Davis, Charlie Parker or John Coltrane know right?. Oh and Jimmy Hendrix was deeply rooted in the blues - guess he sucks too!
Many of the forms of music you enjoy today - including your Brazilian funk - come straight out of the US. I am grateful for all forms of music including the beats from Brazil.

Esoteric - not publicly disclosed - confined to a small group. Well let's see IMBECILE - as yoga is widespread throughout the world I guess it is no longer esoteric eh? You appearing more moron now eh IMBECILE?

Brazilians (and most Americans here) are quick to criticize anyone who appears to be from the US and has anything positive to say about it. I would love to see if you all are capable of pointing out what an ignorant fool this poster is but i am guessing that since he is Brazilian nobody will dare and contradict him. Cowards!! By the way I am white and married to a carioca and probably know more about Brazil than you think.
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
I lost track of the thread with all the Brazilian bulls**t being bandied about. What was the topic here? Seems to have shifted to trying to defend the indefensible. Why do you think that even Brazilians refer to Brazil as being a "third world" country? What a bunch of inane dunces! Are all Brazilians as f**ked up as the posters I have read here? God, I hope not, or else the whole country will really sucking wind for the foreseeable future. I guess that the French president, Charles de Gaulle, was right when he said that, "Brazil is the country of the future...and always will be."
But then you probably also believed the PT campaign slogan: "Only Lula can save us." Truly Brazil is a country of pathetic, self-defecating losers.
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
Brazil has had over 500 years to "get it right" and hasn't come close yet! I'm waring my hip boots, so please give me your rationalization. Could it possibly be that main problem in Brazil is that the country is full of --Brazilians?

I thought so.
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
So you are married with a Brazilian woman, and you are insulting Brazilians in every message you are posting on this board? And she is happy being with a Brazilian Hater like you? I think she is the worst p**a we never had in Brazil.
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
:grin
LOL !
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006

Eh amigo ! You seem unhappy in Brazil, please take the next flight and GO HOME ! and on your way out don’t let the door hit your big ass .
Moron
Comes around . . .
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
The idiot to which I directed my last message deserved criticism whether he was Brazilian or not. Funny you probably read what he wrote and still cannot admit that he (if it wasn't actually you) is a f**king idiot. Do you think that all Eastern Meditation, Yoga and Spirituality are esoteric nonsense too? Why don't you answer that and prove just how igorant you Brazilians are at this site.
NO BRAZILIAN BOTHERED TO CONTRADICT THAT IDIOT. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE MOSTLY IDIOTAS WHO WILL STAND BY ONE ANOTHER RIGHT OR WRONG. IF YOU ARE WRONG YOU WON'T ADMIT IT, PREFERING TO LOOK LIKE IGNORANT CHIMPS RATHER THAN THE PEACE LOVING, OPEN MINDED PEOPLE YOU CLAIM TO BE.
When you have no answer you just call my wife a p**a. That is the extent of your intelligence. Can't you just answer the questions without insulting your own "perfect" women. Oh by the way it is the worst p**a we EVER had . . f**kING RETARD!!!! My wife is the best that Brazil has to offer and my posts have been in response to posts by Brazilians that do nothing but insult Americans and our way of life - what goes around comes around jerkwad!!!
Hey s**thead . . .
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
I am living in Buenos Aires!! So why don't you go back to your coloring books and crayons and shut your f**king dicksucker!!!
You guys . . .
written by Guest, March 04, 2006
You are really making yourselves look like complete idiots. I'm sure the people at this site are coming away with a truly wonderful impression of the overall level of Brazilian behaviour and intelligence. When you are to frustrated and stupid to respond just go to the smiley face and f**kUALL f**kUALL. Someone must have let the mentally challenged have access to computers at the Psych. hospital tonight. LOSERS!!
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
This message board is proof that everyone is crazy. :eek
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written by Guest, March 04, 2006
Have fun trying to be yourself, wherever you are. Don't hurt anyone. Don't talk s**t. Be cool. smilies/cool.gif
Quit complaining......
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Quit complaining and start living!
Upscale living for 3rd world travelers:

http://reuters.excite.com/article/20060303/2006-03-03T133427Z_01_N01365775_RTRIDST_0_ODD-BRAZIL-SLUM-DC.html
Why?
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Why are people so bitter against this place? And against the US? Are these places everyone loves to hate?

go with money
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Brazil is an amazing country....lived there a couple years and loved it. yeah, it does suck that there's no money there, but for you that love a slower pace, good music, beautiful beaches and people, then live there. Just bring a lot of money, be educated and keep a low profile...enjoy life cause it is too damn short.
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written by Guest, March 05, 2006
I agree with the above poster. I visited Bahia in 2003 and fell in love with the place. I loved the physical beauty of Bahia,the sense of timelessness and the warm and beautiful people there not to mention the good music from Ile Aiye. I feel that life is too short and if people really have being in Brazil then take the next flight out of there. Nobody is making you stay in a country that you hate. Life is too damn short!
Correction to previous post
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
"If people really have being in Brazil" was supposed to read "if people really hate being in Brazil".
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written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Yes...once again, visiting Brazil can be great. Just like visiting many different countries, you can appreciate the local culture, the natural beauty, etc. Often you feel like you "fell in love with the place". Of course you did, you didn't have to work, you didn't have to live there, deal with the beureaucracy, crime, infrastructure, etc. I'll I'm trying to do is make a clear distinction between a vacation (or temporarily living) and actually having to permanently live somewhere. Forget the emotional attachment now, because it won't last. I went through this already (i have to live here). Robin is full of crap, and she writes this filth because she has a direct financial interest in deceiving people. You'll be missing peanut butter, american pizza, roads without potholes, toilets in which you can flush toilet paper down, grass, leaving the house without worrying about being mugged, buying something without being ripped off for being American, etc....before you know it. I know the whole romantic ideal of finding "paradise" and a culture based on beautiful human relationships sounds wonderful....but it sure as hell is NOT Brazil (or anywhere else for that matter).
Bahia!!
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Bahia - it certainly is timeless - the land that progress and economic advancements forgot . . .What did you like most, be honest: The crushing poverty, the overt racism directed at whites or the economic stagnation?

WARM AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE?? Is that supposed to be a f**king joke? Bahia is the armpit of Brazil with the most unfriendly and outright hostile people in Brazil. They beg incessantly and love to hate whites. You must be black. OH by the way I don't think most people who rail against Brazil here are actually still living in the country (a short or long stay there sufficed to convince them it was not worth it) but if you would read before you come in here running your mouth while at the same time failing to put your brain in drive, you might recognize this. NONE OF THOSE POSTERS IS ADVOCATING THAT PEOPLE COME OR EVEN STAY IN BRAZIL MORON. I keep seeing that comment 'no one is forcing you to stay" f**k!!!!! Nobody who slams Brazil lke this is still living there. I am happily residing in Buenos Aires - as far away from Salvador as possible!!! THANK GOD!!!
Oh Come On
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Sorry to my fellow Americans who didn't have a good time. But this is just how things sometimes are in life. If everyone always left because places were racist there would be no minority populations in racist places. And there are plenty all over the world. Some who have to be there, some who won't leave out of principles, others who just vacate and figure there's more to life than race and class. For those whites who are still really interested in going, just try anyway. There are other regions, Minas Gerais, Ouro Preto, Sao Paolo, Rio, the Amazon. There's also Recife and Fortaleza in the Northeast that might not be that racially angst filled, if Salvador actually is. For the black Americans, remember Du Bois 'Gift and Curse', this is just reversed. So now you have the Gift of not having to see things as being racial, like income disparity which could be relieving.
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written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Well I Am a Black American who went to Bahia and had a good time. So what if Bahians are racist against white folks you racist white a*****es,turnabout is fair play. Blacks have had to put up with racism in the states and being killed just for being Black so welcome to the club. Having a white skin is not a privilege in Bahia so get the f**k out white Americans and stay your fat perverted asses in America. The rest of the world does not have to cater to your dumb,moron white asses. I guess white folks can't stand not being in the driver's seat that's why they don't like Brazil,Bahia in particular. Actually white Americans are HATED all over the world and nobody wants their fat,arrogant asses ANYWHERE in the world. Stay your fat ass in Argentina with all of it's short ugly people and wannabe white Argentinian women with 10 blonde,cheap wigs stuck on top of their peanut heads.
HA HA HA!
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Yeah stay the f=ck in Argentina with all of its fake want to be white people and guess what? Argentina is still a third world sh0thole so the whites there ain't too damn bright. Brazil is where all of the beautiful people are. I know racist Argentines and some 10th rate German losers in Brazil call it the "land of the monkey people" but guess what = at least the Brazilians are beautiful monkeys not ugly toads like the losers in that ugly azzed swamp known as Argentina or should I say Aaaghentina!
I\'m Having Fun Trying to Be a Brazilian
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Well who wouldn't. You are encouraged to lie constantly. You work very little or not at all. When you do work it takes 3 of you to do the same work as one Japanese, American or German. You can cheat people at will and it is only bad if you get caught. You can sleep around without any fear of consequences because your family will deal with the burden of your illegitimate child if you are a woman and if you are a man you can simply deny all responsibility. The list goes on and on . . Brazil is a lazy worthless bastard's paradise
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written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Well I Am a Black American who went to Bahia and had a good time. So what if Bahians are racist against white folks you racist white a*****es,turnabout is fair play. Blacks have had to put up with racism in the states and being killed just for being Black so welcome to the club. Having a white skin is not a privilege in Bahia so get the f**k out white Americans and stay your fat perverted asses in America. The rest of the world does not have to cater to your dumb,moron white asses. I guess white folks can't stand not being in the driver's seat that's why they don't like Brazil,Bahia in particular. Actually white Americans are HATED all over the world and nobody wants their fat,arrogant asses ANYWHERE in the world. Stay your fat ass in Argentina with all of it's short ugly people and wannabe white Argentinian women with 10 blonde,cheap wigs stuck on top of their peanut heads.

WOW you must be a product of an East St. Louis High School because you sound like the dumbest motherf**ker ever to type!! I am surprised you could even afford a passport or knew what one was - but then again you probably murdered someone and took theirs. what were you doing in Bahia - making porno or just f**king black women who didn't look like Black Rhinos!!
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written by Guest, March 05, 2006
White motherf**ka you and your kind have been f**king Black women in the States for centuries so give it a rest! You lame white f**ks ought to stay your asses out of Brazil if you hate it so much. White Americans look like fat,white ugly retarted turds compared to white people from other parts of the country. That figures since the white people who came to this country were the product of Europe's prisons and mental institutions. You're the product of parents who are brother and sister that's what you white people do anyway - incestous muthaf**kas! You white folks on this website sound like a bunch of sick,perverted losers who don't have sense enough to stay their white asses out of Brazil. You probably don't want to f**k your ugly assed white women who look like big,fat whining white rhinos. That's why that white bitch came up missing in Aruba trying to chase that good black dick over there. It beats the one inch c**ks you white men have. Bitch been missing for over a year and her fat white asses is probably laying at the bottom of the ocean. Oh,by the way when I was in Bahia I saw your fat,slut white women chasing after that good Bahian dick so it can't be too small. Bitches rather risk being kidnapped and thrown in the Atlantic Ocean then deal with you lame white men. I'm glad Osama Bin Laden bombed your WTC and took ya'll out. With all of your technology you haven't found him yet. He's probably right here in America laughing his ass off while you sit your white asses in burn centers around America trying to get your skin grafts from being burnt up by jet fuel.
Are You Talking About East St. Louis, Il
written by Guest, March 05, 2006
Which is right next to Missouri the state with the highest number of meth labs and meth users in the country? I guess you all put that knowledge of chemistry to good use huh?

I guess with all of the meth you are selling you can well afford the passport and probably afford to charter the whole f-cking plane too. And you're such a good father. Having your kiddies around the house/meth lab where ATF personnel have to go in with all types of riot gear.

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