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Another important thing about Brazil is that it is too diverse. You can generalize very few things. These 49 things are about Rio de Janeiro and not necessarily applies to the rest of the country. Rio de Janeiro is recongnized by other brazilians as being somewhat unique in culture. Bahia, São Paulo, Pará, Rio Grande do Sul.. they´re all different from Rio de Janeiro and from each other.
Some strangers get surpriesed when going to the South and seeing blonde and blue-eyes brazilians, or brazilians who have never steped on a beach in Minas Gerais, or brazilians who are serious, seldom laugh and only think about working and making money in downtown São Paulo... etc.
Most of these things you mention are typical of Rio de Janeiro.

This site used to be so interesting and informative....now it´s becoming a joke. This news item is the perfect example of how low it´s getting.
Crap.
Dobbin...please stop...nobody cares anymore.

"30. Brazilians aren't thrilled with America's political administration - Not one Brazilian said within my earshot, "I sure hope Bush is re-elected."

Yes one would hope they realized that Bush was ALREADY re-elected to his second and FINAL term. It would appear that Brazilians are more familiar with the American electoral process than you Robin . . .

Her list of the Brazilian cultural profile was almost right, nearly so.

By the way, not all Brazilians guys scratch their privates in public. I don't and I think that is rude especially in front of a woman. My wife would never even consider me for a boyfriend if I did.

Anyway, your article was interesting.

I like coke but it makes me not hungry....oh wrong coke

I saw this article somewhere before, is "Bobbin" plagerising (no, can't spell) herself or somebody else? Perhaps she copied this from an article in 2004 and that is why there is a reference to bush being re-elected....

Can't we have some decent articles on brazil, with stuff that's useful to know ?

"And so I stepped under those Golden Arches prepared to sell my soul in order to get online. Maybe I could skip the burger part I thought sneaking over to the bank of computers.

But no, a gal with a pointed paper hat motioned to me that I'd have to buy something to earn 20 minutes on the computer."

I can just picture Robby walking around and narrating out loud what's going on around her, all the while the Brazilians around her wondering if she's on crack or if she has lost her mind. After reading her latest piece, I would suggest both.

"40. Graciousness, a soft lyrical voice, good manners, humility, generosity, and making the person you are speaking to feel like a million bucks - THESE are the important social skills in Brazil."

Obviously never been to the northeast. Unfortunately good manners and generosity are extremely rare there. If you ever have a brazilian "friend" in the northeast that you'd rather get rid of, just ask him for a loan!!!

First of all, though the title is somewhat offensive, I'm not sure that was Robin's doings... I originally read this as two articles on gringoes.com - Brazil: The Only Macs are at MacDonald's and
The thing about Brazil. I showed the list of "traits" to my wife and she laughed - said some were right (like SOME guys scratching themselves in public) and some were false. But she didn't take offense. Stuff like that is written about people in the USA all the time (especially the southern US). I just laugh when it's funny and ignore the rest... To take offense is a little silly. It is not "deep writing", but not everything has to be.

"Obviously never been to the northeast. Unfortunately good manners and generosity are extremely rare there. If you ever have a brazilian "friend" in the northeast that you'd rather get rid of, just ask him for a loan!!!"

I disagree with this statement. I don't see people in the northeast having any more bad maners or being less generous than anyone else in the country. Apparently you haven't been to the northeast either... or maybe have been to the wrong places... or maybe you are just an unfortunate and unlucky fellow.

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Hey, it's not our fault the lady likes to observe Brazilian cave man with alusions to a long lost age of innocence and to being taken in a purely manly fashion. Women are nowhere near immune to such charms after all.
As to connecting your apple to the net, just find a Linux nerd somewhere, and you will be up and running in no time. You shouldn't have any problem connecting it to a DSL modem and inputting the PPP login/password, but the best thing would be to have a NAT router with or without wireless capabilities(roteador) and run it all in DHCP.

"Apparently you haven't been to the northeast either."


Lived here for 10 years, so I guess it's just the entire country, lol.

This woman Robbin is one of the greatest purveyors of BS I've ever seen. For someone "who doesn't believe in stereotypical lists" she sure has a sterotypical list of what "all" Brazilians are like and what is "always" true about Brazil. Moreover, it's just plain not true.

Are you stereotyping us Brazilians?

What a waist of computer memory!

"What a "waist" of computer memory!"


I'm assuming you shop at the store for "big and large" men??

"First of all, though the title is somewhat offensive, I'm not sure that was Robin's doings..."

And who are you? Her mother?

I know Robin warned on a previous thread that another article was coming but I figured either she wasn't serious or at least that Brazzil.com would give us a decent amount of news pieces before throwing in another puff and gush story. But damnit, here we are. It's one thing that this article is poorly written ("We gotta major communication problem here" - Robin, if you "wanna" be cute with your writing at least use the right low-brow words; "gotta" would be a yokel's abreviation of "got to" which don't fly no-how in yer sentence). But the website has been cranking out the human interest stories more frequently as of late and actual newstories have been dwindling - along with my respect for this website.

It is not "deep writing", but not everything has to be.

It's not good writing either. It's really quite bad and offensive.

3. Brazilians dance whenever and wherever they can, and they do it well.

Sure many can dance well, but many cant, seens some really bad moves, and I was not looking in the mirror all the time!

16. Italian food is popular (and delicious) in Brazil.

Hmm, dont think Robin has been to Italy, Italian food I get in Brasil, should be called Brasilian style Italian food, in fact I dont eat it here anymore at all.

16. Italian food is popular (and delicious) in Brazil.

I had to think about that for a minute as well. Italian food in South America in general is absolutely horiffic!!!! I have had better pizza and pasta in the UK.

I thought the same thing, italian food with the exception of a few high end restaurants is generally bland and unoriginal. Not reflective of the diversity of food in italy at all.

anyplace where you buy a pizza and ketchup and mayonaise are automatically given out???

Well if you look for Brazilians people topics in the internet, I think you will find most what she wrote here..One thing about someone culture is to learn first in your own. How could you have know that a Brazilian can melt your hearth putting togheter words ...( is true we can thanks to portuguese language) if the most thing you speak is " nao falo portuguese"? But Mrs. Sparks, now you got to prove it, don't you? you have to find if is true.

Yea miss sparks, sleep with the brazilian dude from the castle story, already will ya.

I know she lifted this list, because I have read it before elsewhere. The question is, did she write it originally? And yes, the line about Bush re-election was a dead give-away. Speaks to the need for proof-reading and editing.

she's too busy on excursions with Carlos to write anything of any substance or do more than a cut and paste job, let alone proofread!

If anyone visits her site you will almost certainly find this "article" there from 3 years past as she is currently licking her wounds, trying to decide if she's going to put pen to paper ever again. Let's give her the encouragement to not do so.

if she is the original author, it's not a bad list, kind of cute and clever. Not that I like her writing or anything, but it's passable for an internet publication.

Rap Roledei

the Italian restaurant in Manaus on the main square gets good reviews in LP and or Rough guide serves a really rally rank Lasagane, meat seasoned in the style of a 70's school dinner lady and then somthered in cheese.

The hooker coughing and splutterin flem at the table next me was about only a little less attractive than the food.

Avoid!

in Fortaleza, in a almost new italian own restaurant.
The pizza was the best I had in a while ,even better that many places in Italy.

There are a few places with good pizza, but I haven't found to many other good italian dishes. For pizza try the back of the zona sul grocery in Ipanema. There is a little cafe inside the grocery with a wood fired oven and it is really good. Also beco das flores in itacare, bahia is really good and the ambiance is great. But as far as italian food in general, I have no idea where she is talking about that has such great italian food.

Does Throbin Robin take it in the pooper? My vote is yes.

It may just be me, but I am brazil and I do not think that Brazilians are exceptionally beatiful.

I think that Brazilian women have more confidence than most women of other culture. Confidence is what makes you attractive, and priding yourself on how you look. It's not considered attractive to be 95 pounds, with not ass or shape.
Having a butt looks good in jeans, a narrow ass is not sexy.

No Brazilian women are just pretty f**king hot!! Not all of them mind you but I lived in Floripa for about a year and I can tell you unequivocally that Brazilian women, along with Venezuelan, Colombian, Czech and maybe Argentinian, are better looking than most women in the world. Let me show you around some of my old haunts in the US and it's pretty much Baranag-orama.

' LETS HAVE A VOTE
Written by Guest on 2006-04-27 18:28:34Does Throbin Robin take it in the pooper? My vote is yes.'

I reckon you do!

To get good Italian food in Brasil you have to pay European prices.
Beco de Flores does good pizza, but 85% of pizza I have eaten in Brasil and Itacare is nasty, too much undercooked cheese and no pepperoni. Why doesnt someone open a Pepperoni factory?

well, it has to be accessible! Unfortunately I live in a city that I don't care if you're willing to spend 1000 dollars on a meal, good italian food, and good pizza, is simply non-existant...I've tried them all.

When I travel to salvador they have numerous places for pizza there. And for the person that commented on the lack of pepperoni, lol, it's funny isn't it? Can't understand that one myself. I finally found ONE pizza place where I live that HAD pepperoni shortly after they first opened, now it's no longer available. I asked them why, they said it was too difficult to get.

Since the article mentioned having difficulty finding an internet cafe, I just wanted to mention that there are quite a few of them, reasonably priced in Copacabana.

I have lived in Brasil, and now travel frequently to Brasil, always with a Mac (Powerbook). I have never had a problem connecting to the internet, sharing files with others, etc. Easiest thing in the world. The whole beauty of the Mac is its plug-and-play functionality. I just plug into a cable or DSL modem and away I go.

Now, getting a Mac repaired in Brasil is a more complicated issue. I fried mine last year and had to return to NYC to get work done. Presumably that will change. Many of my Brasilian friends are now buying Macs because of the ability to run OSX or Windows.

"Brazilians aren't thrilled with America's political administration - Not one Brazilian said within my earshot, "I sure hope Bush is re-elected."

Oh really? This opinion is not exclusive to Brazil you know. Most of the worlds population also hate the bastard.

"Usually the more remote a place, the more Internet cafes."

How on earth do you classify Rio as being a 'remote' place? LOL funny stuff.

I found the article rather lame, coming from a traveller, editor & teacher!!

I think she lifted it, or most of it. Just like that indian girl who bought her way into harvard and then got payed half a mil, to rip off some other woman's lame self obsorbed teen crap book.

There is no good pizza in Brazil! They don't put sauce...but they smother their slices in ketchup?! Any what is up with the corn?

So, here we are yet again….Sparky returns. Just as a dog returns to its own vomit, she’s back once more to soil the gusset of the Brazzil.com panties. Honestly, we’ve suffered more bad repeats from her than a dodgy curry from that unhappy little Indian restaurant in Jardins.
Now we´ve got a list of “what I know about Brazil”…….Well ok, I’ve always been a big fan of lists....like shopping lists for example, where once you’ve purchased the third item the list then gets lost in your trouser pocket only to surface hours later. Then there´s Schindler´s List, a truly great film but I left the DVD in my jacket pocket once and the colour got washed out at the cleaners. Finally there´s the Blacklist which is an exclusive club to which Sparky should be a lifetime member.
In a brief moment of weakness, I even ventured across to her infamous website just see if there really could be a glimmer of hope for us. But no. Her site is just as superficial, uninformative and confusing as the droppings that she deposits here. It’s a mish mash of questionable content regarding retirement utopias, second passports, selling yachts, offshore finance and a peppering of links to more credible sites (?). Can anyone take this organisation seriously?
So once more Sparky hits us with a train wreck of an article and again we just can’t look away can we. She knows that and she’ll keep churning out this fodder in the hope of winning over a few clueless saps. As I suggested before, this sort of article is best kept to a personal blog and as far away as possible from a supposedly serious journalistic site. I’m getting tired of hearing about this silly girl’s paid working holiday, why doesn’t she get a real, unrewarding, dead end job like the rest of us.
Silas

9. Fried manioc flour called farofa is served with every meal.

not in my house

26. Brazilians don't care much for Argentines.

the thought nvr crossed my mind. but now that i think of it i really don't have a problem with them

6. Brazilians are happy people. Or very good actors.

i can only speak for Belo horizonte... and that's not acting

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"She knows that and she’ll keep churning out this fodder in the hope of winning over a few clueless saps."

The most intelligent business person I've ever known used to always say, "there are a lot of stupid people in this world".

Why do men do that? coçar o saco, being literal...
I see very popular men on the street doing it and it is nauseating.I can't barely look at them sometimes, it's like they're going to do it at any time. And they do exactly when you are uncautious. Do they have any pathological bacteria? Can't they go to the doctor? Or they are just some sucker perverts? It's embarrassing mention this.

BECAUSE IT"S THERE!

because a s**t ton of Brazillian men have crabs (pubic lice)

Seriously. It is really embarrassing...Why men scratch their thing now and then? Do other nationality do that? It seems that mostly braçal working man does it ...

Didn't you read what I wrote? (it's the truth)

Most BRazillian men have little crabs frolicking around in their web of private hairs making them itchy. (pubic lice)

can't they fix it instead of scracthing it in front of people? do they think anyone likes to see it or it is pleasing?

look I like brazil, but I think it's got a little bit of animal land in it. I can't figure it out myself, I don't think it has to do with crabs, because a lot of times it's more of a dick grab that an actual scratch. An d no other nationalities don't do it as often

But when they do it, they are mostly speaking to you or vice versa, and I don't see they looking straight to your eyes, if your a man, as they do with a womam. It's disgusting, certainly an abuse and I disclose this cause I dont see womam saying it and this is totally archaic. this has to change! I want my freedom on this case!!!!

i think you're right. That's more a dick grab than anything else. I'll keep trying being a superior lady and... look up (laugh)

i think you're right. That's more a dick grab than anything else. I'll keep trying being a superior lady and... look up (laugh)

The old brazilian dick grab is most disconcerting. As a hetero male to have another male rub his c**k while looking at you is strange. But I'm not sure if it is done everywhere in the country. I don't really recall seeing it in the South. I think it is most prevelant in Rio so maybe it should be called the Carioca c**k Grab. Perhaps it is done in Sao Paulo also. Anyone know if in business meetings high powered executives grab thier c**ks while giving presentations? "Tough day at the office, it was a three c**k rub presentation day"

good one, if they don't touch ME

"their (sic!) South African forefathers"

That's a really good one. I guess now we will have to rewrite the entire history of Brazil. Until today all history books tell you that the slaves that were brought to Brazil came from West African countries like Nigeria, Angola, Benin.

By the way, the first Europeans that settled in South Africa did so only in 1652, some 150 years after the dicovery of Brazil.

It looks like Ms. Sparks can stimulate a meaningful discussion after all...

This comment...""Just as a dog returns to its own vomit, she’s back once more to soil the gusset of the Brazzil.com panties."
A man who says this is sick and needs the doctor

if you have a " girlfriend " in Brasil and she does'nt spend sunday with you that means she's got another " Boyfriend " on the side, seems it's a regular pastime with both sexes, some of the Brasilian women I've been with actually are nice enough to tell you they have a regular namorado but would like to have you as a " special " friend on the side, usually to buy them clothing and offer them things their regular namorados can't. Beware the $$$ for a life and death operation, it's a scam.

"Graciousness, a soft lyrical voice, good manners"

Stop listening to your old Bossa Nova records, Robin. They don't reflect the real Brazil, only an idyllic image.

Robin says: "Men scratch their private parts in public places. (Sorry, but it's true)"

Well, now the expression c**k Robin gets a totally new meaning, hehehe.

I feel I missed out on Brazil's charm (the author certainly didn't).

I went to Curitiba (on business) and kept looking for beautiful people, but never found them-- just a lot of kind of grumpy, dour looking folks bundled up in scarves (it was winter) Obviously the wrong city for people watching.

On the good side, I never had to witness the "public lice dick grab."

And what's with this Brazilian infidelity thing? There doesn't seem to be much equality there between the sexes-- perhaps the men feel they can do what they want (which may also explain the apparently rampant prostitution).

Oh, woman are unfaithful too, there. Not all but many. But that also depends on different parts of the country. For example in grumpy curitiba, the people tend to be pretty straight laced. Now if you go to Bahia half the people don't even know who the father of thier child is. You need to travel around and see different parts. That is what makes brazil so interesting is because it is so many countries and cultures wrapped into one. All with itchy nuts.

Funny. Maybe you can use the same joke in Bahia that people make about where I'm from (Puerto Rico):

Q: What's the most confusing day in Puerto Rico?
A: Father's Day!

And for those itchy nuts sufferers: over-the-counter anti-fungal cream works just fine.

Also-- someone told me a subway is being built in Brazil for women only. True?

Not being built they are just reserving some of the cars for women on the subway in Rio. This is already done in Tokyo and Mexico city.

that goes to show you the respect men in brazil have towards women, when they have to reserve cars just for women!!!

It;s funny I lived in brazil for 3 years in rio and took the subway and never saw any girls getting touched up. That is not to say it doesn't happen but I don't think it is that common. Not like those argentine chester the m******rs.

Well it must be happening if they're going to the extent of reserving cars. That is just disgusting. Poor women. They should just have grope police that issue citations to guys who do this.

That is not proof that it is happeninig. It could be that a political group read about the special trains in Mexico city and decided that Rio should do it to. Creates great publicity, which every political group loves. It's funny because the subway in Rio is never that crowded. If anywhere I would expect it to happen in Sao paulo where the subway is always packed. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I wouldn't say the fact that they have seperate cars is not proof that it is happening.

What a lie!! There are many more beautiful and smart women all around the world. The point is that only few people have the chance to get the experience. Do you want to know? get it , but with money.

My nuts itch....

So do mine!!!

So do mine!!!

I don't know what part of the States you live in but American women look way better. Brazilian white women look like poor white trash and the others are a genetic grab bag of African, Indian and European features in all of the wrong combinations.

And what is the obsession with big out of proportion asses?

I see you quite grasp Brazil but a few things you didn´t have time to learn yet.
It is a pity there are so many ignorant American simpletons reading you. Life is so boring in America. They just stay on the web pretending they know about foreign countries.

foreign countries.

There is no good pizza in Brazil and bla, bla, bla..
What Brazil are you talking about, you moron?
Brazil is so large and diverse with thousands of pizza eating places and now you say..
Ah. Forget it!

I dont think this is an arguement anybody can win. I'm a blond haired blue eyed american guy and have to say I don't think american women on average are not near as good looking. But that is just my opinion. And I have lived in Southern California and been to texas where supposedly the girls are supposed to be the hottest. Of course that is just my opinion, so I will keep on spanking girls asses and you can keep on rubbing thier boobies and we will both be happy.

above should read "I Think american women are as good looking....."

its easier to find pepperoni in Brazil than calabresa (sausage from Calabria) in US!

Btw, Ive been to US and had some good but also some mediocre pizzas there. Here in Brazil, most rodizio pizza restaurants suck. But there are some great a la carte pizza restaurants.

Now, of course its harder to get a good pizza in the northeast. But there are also several italians (born in Italy, not italian descendants) in the northeast. I wonder if none of those italians opened pizzarias there.

Maybe they DID. But americans taste genuine italian pizza and think its a brazilian pizza that sucks, since they are used to AMERICAN pizza, not necessarily to italian pizza.

My nuts STILL itch!!!!

I live in Copenhagen but I have lived in the states as well and travelled to 40 of the states and been to approximetely 35 countries. I work as a journalist and photographer and usually travels the world not as a turist but as one deeply interested in the culture and people of the specific country....

Guess Who's numero UNO!
A year ago a survey conducted showed that Copenhagen was number 3 in the most beautiful women on the planet. Caracas was number two... LA I remember was found way down... guess which city was number one? Well apart from having had mostly caucassian girlfriends (blond and blue or green eyes) I am extremely satisfied with my current: OH gee she's a slim afro-brazilian... with yes a hot diggedy damn sexy bunta!

Comparing Brazilian women with the ones in USA is a disaster waiting to happen. For several reasons: US women have 50 % greater hips then European and South American women. Why? Because they exercise more? More muscle tissue? No sorry. Because they eat fastfood, sit in their car all day and rarely exercises. It equals choppy asses. Sorry. Not beautiful. Don't get me wrong: I love US. I have many US friends. But finding a decent girl (not fast-food-choppy) or a gold-digger in the US is like finding a Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq, sorry Bush. Better luck next time. (I however support the invasion in Iraq but for different reasons). Oh by the way somebody said something about mixing races..

"genetic grab bag of African, Indian and European features in all of the wrong combinations."

What on earth is the US then? A purified genetic race?

Well folks.. the answer you have all been waiting for. The city in the world with the most beautiful women (according to a survey) is Rio de Janiero. And yes it is true. I was there in February. And there is something for everybody since the Brazilians girls differ greatly.

But one thing can be said: THEY ARE F***** BEAUTIFUL!! go there and see for yourself or do please shut the hell up! If you don't like what you see - come to Denmark. Two of my very best 100 percent american (born in etc) new yorker friends went here and said that Danish women was roughly 20 times better looking than american.. They were stunned. Speachless... Go there or here or shut the hell up!

Obrigado!

It is still opinion of course but I agree with you. I am american and every country I have ever been to has hotter women. The only place you see American girls who don't have sloppy asses is right in the middle of a large walking city like new york or the north side of chicago. On average girls sit in thier car so much thier asses have just flattened out and they have no muscle in them. And then there is the great gold digging attitude, as an added bonus. s**t, can I come sleep on your floor or even in your bathtub in denmark. Anything to go where the girls are exciting and hot.

hey, I am a Brazilian here and like to know what is that gold digging attitute. You mean, women get sexier if they smell money? Maybe I could change my approach. I'm two hours from Rio, São José dos Campos SP, maybe you guys could visit me here and show me how that works.

Yea they just love cash. But you have to show it. For example almost the first phrase out of most skank whores pie wholes in the US is "what do you do?" That is so they can access whether you make enough money to make it worth thier time for them to f**k you. It's not 100%, there are girls out there that don't care about $$ but the ratio is lower than in other countries. They also really care about what kind of car you drive. If you choose to save your $$ and not spend it on a BMW to show off but instead drive around in a honda, you will not be getting near as many dates, even though you may actually have more money than the your buddy with the Beemer. I know there are gold diggers in every country but out of all the pleaces I have been I have never seen girls get as wet for $$ as here in the US. At least the girls who smell $$ in Brazil are usually just prostitutes. Which is more honest than how a lot of american girls act.

excuse the spelling mistakes on the last post I typed it quickly..

Yes man thanks for the advice. I'll see what I can "do" here.

Funny, all this is very funny.

A few years ago I bought a book on how to pick up girls. I thought I could have some gain because of the vocabulary on it.
I´m not an American, you see.
It happens I never got to read the stupid book.
OK, I´ll browse it now and check your impressions on American girls.
Anyway, all this is quite funny.
HaHa

Robin.
You are welcome to Brazil. We like people like you, no matter his/her nationality.

SOME OPENING LINES:

You´re a pisces, aren´t you?
Do you have an aspirin?

What color are your eyes? They´re beautiful.

You are Miss Ohio, aren´t you?
I bet you´re name is Lisa.

Where did you get that marvelous coat?

Who´s your dentist?
Don´t ever cut your hair?

Don´t tell me a beautiful girl like you don´t have a date tonight.

Please, pass the ketchup.
Didn´t I meet you in Istanbul?

Are you French? ( She looks sexy and mysterious).

Are you Italian? ( She has such fantastic eyes)

Are you Swedish?
(Her great blond hair...)

Did you drop this handkerchief?

What kind of a dog is that? ( The girl is walking her dog)

Fantastic book. Do you have the part where the butler murders himself?

Wow! What a beautiful day.

Enough? See pages 72/77

BE CREATIVE:
If you see someone who´s got a smile that makes you feel warm all over, say to her, " You´ve got a smile that makes me feel warm all over ". (page 68 )

THE COMPLIMENT:
" Um, I know this may sound a little out of place. But you have a fantastically beautiful nose. " ( page 55 )

RELAX:
Another important thing in picking up girls is to be relaxed.

-If she hollers on you, you will survive.
-If If she calls you nasty names, you will survive.

-If she hits you with her pocketbook, you may even be able to sue her.
The point is, rejection is only temporary .
( page 44 )

THE FIRST STEP:

The first, and really the only thing it takes to pick up girls, is to talk to them. Basically, that´s it.

Fear of course is normal. But it´s also very defeating. It can paralyze a man.
( page 7 )

BELIEVE ME:
If a guy as ordinary as me can learn to pick up girls, YOU can become an expert. ( page 5)

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HOW TO PICK GIRLS!
By Eric Weber
Bantam Books
New York
1970

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Wow. I wish I could write a manual like this and get rich.

That is great, the quotes sound like something some 1970 groovy guy would say! I want a copy...although I'm not sure of its power with the ladies anymore.

SOME OPENING LINES NOT TO USE:

You´re a piece, aren´t you?
Do you have an ass burn?

What color is that in your nose? It's beautiful.

You are Miss Utah, aren´t you?
I bet you have three husbands.

Where did you get that marvelous bra?

Who´s your gynacologist?
Do you ever cut your pubes?

Don´t tell me a beautiful girl like you doesn't go down.

Please, pass the condom.
Didn´t I meet you in Help Disco?

Is your tongue French?

Are your breasts Italian? ( She has such fantastic jugs)

Are you Swedish?
(Her pubes are blond)

Did you drop this kotex?

What kind of a dog are you?

Fantastic butt.

Wow! What a beautiful rearend.



BE CREATIVE:
If you see someone who´s got a smile that makes you feel warm all over, say to her,
" My Dad use to tell me that when I see beauty, I'd turn to stone and I feel something
getting hard."

THE COMPLIMENT:
" Um, I know this may sound a little out of place.
But you have great jeans

RELAX:
Another important thing in picking up girls is to sleep.

-If she hollers, she is just enjoying the sex.
-If If she calls you nasty names, go faster!!

-If she hits you with her pocketbook, she may like that.


THE FIRST STEP:

The first, and really the only thing it takes to pick up girls, is to
talk to them. Basically, make sure they know you have a six figure income,
drive a BMW and have a condo nearby.

Fear is stupid. Grow up.


BELIEVE ME:
There is a girl by every tree here.

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HOW TO PICK GIRLS FOR IDIOTS!
By Nerd Boy

Shut the f**k up all you stupid American colonizing wankers. No one gives a s**t.

Toronto,Canada has the most beautiful women
of the places I have been. They just won't talk to you. Chris Rock" 90% of the women are FUKC%$# 10% of the Guys. IF you are in the top ten you can meet all types of girls. If you are not book a flight to Brazil.

Ù‹What is the secret behind all Brazilian women have nice big bubble asses that are so sexy and so tight and big? Is it food or do they take special drugs to enlarge their buttocks or what?
Please advise
Thanks