Brazzil

tell him to start paying the teachers more money and dont pay them when they dont show up for work

stop the teaching of my on stupidy , some of the things that my wifes family learned in school and is still taught today in schools is just word of mouth , no true fact , no books to use , no control in the class room ,

some of the things that my wifes family learned in school and is still taught today in schools is just word of mouth , no true fact , no books to use , no control in the class room ,

That's true Forrest. My fiancé just yesterday told me that her geography teacher in high school, who had a masters degree, taught her class that in the United States the schools there show maps of brazil that dont include the Amazon!!

This complete horses**t rumor has gotten way out of hand. On Sunday night a brazilian congressman that is the host of a show "A Excelençia" on JBTV said on several different occassions the same absurdity, that maps of brazil in the U.S. don't contain the Amazon. Any american well knows that this has never even been an issue in the U.S. and to hear such ignorant and dangerous bare-faced lies is disturbing at best. These type of nutcases are flaming an already growing anti-american fire and it's past time that the brazilian public know the truth, and the american public knows whats being said about it.

I'm quite certain that brazilians wouldn't be happy if journalists and others in positions of authority and responsibility in the U.S. were reporting that the brazilian gov't. was developing an atomic bomb to give to Hezbollah in Foz de Iguaçu, as that statement is as absurd as stating that the Amazon isn't included on maps of brazil in the U.S.

I have three nieces and nephews in the U.S. One is in the 7th grade (junior high), the other the 12th grade(high school), the other is in college(university). I spoke with them last night and each and every one of them are going to get the geography books in their schools and scan the world maps contained within and send them to my email.

I've already sent e-mail to several large news outlets, Fox, CNN, NBC and am going to send the same e-mail to every other american tv network and at least one large newspaper in every major american city. The american public needs to know the extent of the ludicrous statements being made about them and their educational system. These irresponsible idiots need to feel the backlash of their ignorance and educated brasilians should be indignant about this as well. I'm quite sure that brasilians wouldn't like to have groups of "anti-brasilians" in the U.S. making up lies about them.

The U.S. gov't. does enough things for people to be angry with it, it doesn't need anyone to fabricate stories.

That the Amazon is in Brazil is about all Americans know about Brazil, and maybe the view from Sugarloaf or Cocorvado, and Boss Nova. That is it. But everyone knows that Brazil is the Amazon river and the Rainforest. They might not be able to identify Brazil on a map, but they know the Amazon is in Brazil. We have seen enough movies to have learned this fact.

That the Amazon is in Brazil is about all Americans know about Brazil, and maybe the view from Sugarloaf or Cocorvado, and Boss Nova. That is it. But everyone knows that Brazil is the Amazon river and the Rainforest. They might not be able to identify Brazil on a map, but they know the Amazon is in Brazil. We have seen enough movies to have learned this fact.

And the result is the world 10th most UNEQUAL country !!!!!

Another Great Brazilian Success !
Also mentionned in your national anthem.

And to my knowledge the Amazon is not only in Brazil !

And tomorrow Brazilian children will get what today and past brazilians children got : NOT MUCH !!!!!
Sad reality !

ILLUSION, DREAM, MIRAGE.....as per the dictionary !!!!!

Yesssss....Brazil is an illusion.
And what Lula promised, promises...were illusions..or lies... !

UTOPIA IS NOT REALITY AND NEVER WILL BE !!!!

Therefore continue to live with your utopias. That is all that is guranteed !!!!

Yesssss Brazil is not a miracle society but a mirage only !

And as long as Brazilians will continue to swallow the lies and false promises of their governments and politicians, nothing will ever change.
But afterall the brazilian governments and politicians expect nothing else from you than to continue swallowing how good and great they are, while they pillage your country
for their own benefit and not work for the benefit of the society !

Except corruption and crimes, nothing is really growing in your society !

tell him to start paying the teachers more money and dont pay them when they dont show up for work

Forrest, it is pretty obvious, but I dont think it is going to happen so soon.I have mentioned in one of my posts that when an uneducated "Porteiro" in a Condo makes more money than a school teacher,there is something very wrong with the system.

In all fairness to Cristovam, he tacitly agrees that the leftist revolution in this country was and is a complete failure.Remember, even our President has been saying lately that he is no longer a leftist.

As for the anti Americanism in Brazil: Some years ago, I was reading a book (I forget the name of the book) written by a British author. He wrote that in Ex-British African colonial countries, one of the prerequistes for a politician to get elected was at least 5 years of stay in a British jail.Here the politicians bash the Americans and the Military government to get elected.Once they accomplish their goal, to quote Cristovam

At the beginning of the 21st century, the heroes have become bureaucrats; militancy has transformed itself into affiliation; the trenches have become the public posts; the parties have turned into acronyms; history has became imprisoned by politics. Those today affiliated to parties called leftist have fallen into perplexity and accommodation.

I wonder how Cristovam would have governed if he has succeeded in his Presidential bid in 2006

"that maps of brazil in the U.S. don't contain the Amazon. Any american well knows that this has never even been an issue in the U.S."
Of course not, americans think Brasil is in Asia, next to Thailand.

And our capital is Buenos Aires, and of course, we speak spanish very well

Just to clarify things: Forrest, you probably married a REALLY uneducated brasilian, as this is the typical thing they do: Show no responsability on what they say. Of course that this was never teached at schools in Brasil (At least I've never heard of it). Don't you think the news would cover such thing, as they usually love to badmouth the left (and I agree most of the times)?

Poor, uneducated people in Brasil do this, they don't feel the weight of their words. For them, it's like spreading a gossip about their neighbours. They don't even know what they're talking about, they just go on and on, like it was nothing. and it's pretty much about everything on their lives: Their neighbours, the government, the world outside Brasil, their bosses, their teachers, the neighbours kids, the price of meat, the weather, etc.

and about the politician saing this on television, I doubt very much.

What happened was that some Internet hoax, A la Conspiracy Theory spread out in Brasil, and nobody payed atention and in a week it was forgotten (It stayed on the internet, never saw a single word about this on television or newspapers or magazines, and I read a lot).

https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/br.html

Just read this and see what the mighty CIA knows about Brasil.

We speak spanish, french (?) and english?

Imagine a french speaker arriving ANYWHERE in Brasil and tring to comunicate in french, that's a scene I would like to see, hehehe...

You would have to go to the border with French Guiana.

Lanc-Patuá Spoken in Brazil, mostly in Amapá state. It has been influenced by Portuguese. It was developed by immigrants from neighbouring French Guiana and French territories of the Caribbean Sea

Poor, uneducated people in Brasil do this, they don't feel the weight of their words. For them, it's like spreading a gossip about their neighbours. They don't even know what they're talking about, they just go on and on, like it was nothing. and it's pretty much about everything on their lives: Their neighbours, the government, the world outside Brasil, their bosses, their teachers, the neighbours kids, the price of meat, the weather, etc.

You forgot to add how they like to see the "circo pegar fogo" and to suck the Middle class High and Dry.

Of course not, americans think Brasil is in Asia, next to Thailand.

I disagree. A high school student in U.S knows where Brazil is like his Brazilian counterpart knows where E.U.A. is located (atleast the ones in Southern Brazil)

Well because of cocaine everyone in the United States knows where Columbia is. There have been a hundred movies with Columbian drug lords, the war on cocaine in Columbia, the Columbian drug smugglers, the Columbian money launderers, the arch criminal is always the evil Columbian ruthless drug dealers; and of course everyone knows that Brazil is next to Columbia (somewhere). I dont know that they know Columbia shares a 1600km border with Brazil, but they know it is close enough to Columbia to know that it is not in Thailand, or Cambodia, or Laos, or that the capital is not Chungmai, or Bangkok. So Americans learn geography by their addictions.

Oh and BTW everyone in Brasil knows that Disneyland is in Florida, and Hollywood is on the West Coast, where all the movie stars live in Beverly Hills.

So Americans learn geography by their addictions.

That's a good of way of learning geography...

Sorry to Forrest. It's was adressed to bo. But acordding to his other posts, his wife family is not that different. I read at one of his posts that his father in law was a slave a like and had to be freed by the police, in the northeast, and finaly the daughter is married to a gringo and he frequentily sends money to them in Brasil(!!!!!). Sorry friend, but me and all the rest of Brasil already saw this movie...This is certain an educated family...

A GENTE SOMO UM PAIZ DO PASSADO...IR DOS EUA NO BRAZIU É COMU IR DO SÉCULO VINTIUM PRO SÉCULO VINTINOVI...
UMA VIAJE NO TEIMPU...

KEIN MI DÉRA VÊ UM BRAZIU MODÉRNU
NUM ESSI BRAZIU ISKECIDINHU KI NUM VALI UM TUSTAUN NO MERKADU INTERNACIONAU

written by "Magnus Brasil", 2007-04-24 13:27:50


.....and about the politician saing this on television, I doubt very much.

Where do you think I got the story from?? It was on Globo News as well as on their site Monday Morning. The dep**ado is from SP, he is a state dep**ado, his name is Clodovil Hernandes. And here is your proof which shows you are yet another reality denying brazilian!

http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Politica/0,,MUL25553-5601,00.html

Tenho horror aos EUA', diz Clodovil na TV
Dep**ado estreou programa de entrevistas com Dilma Roussef.
Clodovil Hernandes relembrou chegada a Brasília e mostrou bastidores.
Do G1, em São Paulo entre em contato

O dep**ado Clodovil Hernandes (PTC-SP)
O dep**ado federal Clodovil Hernandes (PTC-SP) criticou os Estados Unidos por diversas vezes na estréia de seu programa "Por Excelência" neste domingo (22) na TVJB, ex-CNT.

"Os EUA mostram o mapa do Brasil sem a Amazônia. Mas que audácia dessa gente. Com que direito essa gente mexe no mundo?", disse o dep**ado. "Tenho horror aos EUA", afirmou em seguida.

Durante entrevista com a ministra-chefe da Casa Civil, Dilma Rousseff, gravada na semana passada no Planalto, Clodovil questionou quando a ministra falou sobre a dívida que o Brasil quitou com o Banco Mundial.

"Quitou a que preço? A Amazônia não existe no mapa do Brasil para eles", disse o dep**ado.

"A Amazônia não é deles. Eu não tenho conhecimento de que eles façam isso, mas se fizerem é absolutamente equivocado. Hoje o Brasil tem uma política forte na Amazônia", rebateu a ministra.

And you see, a Chief Minister actually responds to this absurdity!! Thank goodness she prefaced her statement with "I don't know if they do this BUT if they do...."

So you see, these types of idiots are DANGEROUS! And I can say that I personally have felt the sting and repurcussions as an American living in brazil of idiotic, irresponsible statements such as these by people in positions of authority!

Don't worry, one way or another, the american public is going to be made aware of the unfounded HATE that is being demonstrated in this country by many.

my wife says he's a homo.....figures.

Just to clarify things: Forrest, you probably married a REALLY uneducated brasilian, as this is the typical thing they do: Show no responsability on what they say. Of course that this was never teached at schools in Brasil (At least I've never heard of it). Don't you think the news would cover such thing, as they usually love to badmouth the left (and I agree most of the times)?

Poor, uneducated people in Brasil do this, they don't feel the weight of their words. For them, it's like spreading a gossip about their neighbours. They don't even know what they're talking about, they just go on and on, like it was nothing. and it's pretty much about everything on their lives: Their neighbours, the government, the world outside Brasil, their bosses, their teachers, the neighbours kids, the price of meat, the weather, etc.

Well, my wife is NOT uneducated! But she is from a small town in the interior of Bahia, actually very close to the border with Minas Gerais. I've been there several times, and her family isn't rich, but they're not ignorant nor uneducated. And after I saw on Globo.com the above on Monday morning I showed her and that's when she told me, for the second time, the first time was actually a couple years ago, about her geography teacher telling her and the other students this nonsense of the amazon not existing on maps in the U.S. and we teach our children in schools this nonsense.

Now, I posted the link and the story above of what this delusional faggot stated on national tv, but I bet you're still doubting it n'eh Maggot?

Clodovil Hernandes is a pompous ass. Diatribe of an idiot preaching to idiots who will listen.

Do you know that in the earlier Science Fiction films there were no black actors?
So the saying came about "I guess there are no black people in the future"!

So Americans learn geography by their addictions.

Juan Valdez is from Columbia also!

Question? Can you get Peking duck in Beijing?

Oh and BTW everyone in Brasil knows that Disneyland is in Florida

Disneyland in Florida?

Question? Can you get Peking duck in Beijing?

Of course one could in the good old days. I hope still one can,unless PRC has decided to export ALL the Peking ducks grown in Beijing to Brazil.

Question is Disneyworld in Orlando or Miami?

Of course one could in the good old days. I hope still one can,unless PRC has decided to export ALL the Peking ducks grown in Beijing to Brazil.

You can go to Disneyland in China and order Peking Duck!

Disneyland is in China!

You are another "up to Peaver"

Disneyland is not on the map!

Tried to locate this Land on the Google Earth.Couldnt find it.Must be one of the CIA inspired conspiracies to hide it from us.

Question is Disneyworld in Orlando or Miami?

Neither. It is located in Jacksonville

Find the Grand Canyon on the map!

No need to refer to any goddamed map. I know it is in the Urals

Clodovil Hernandes is a pompous ass.

Pompus ass? I use that expression to refer to a "Pavão". Indeed Clodovil is one,though I think that he is a smart guy. He doesn´t have to come with idiotic statements to display his smartness. There again, I think that he was trying to piss Dilma off and she did not fall into his trap.

Clodovil???!!!!???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's the one that provides your information?????

You really can't understand the brasilian idiossincrasiss, can't you?
For Christ Sake, he plays the comediant role in the congress you are probably the only one in the world that listen what he says!!! He is insane!! He was already a freaky celebrity in Brasil BEFORE he was a congressman!No even the homo people in Brasil voted for him and hates him, because he gives homos a bad image! Nobody gives a s**t to what that crazy faggot says, only you. He´s the one that fits in te category of people that I mentioned above. Says things just for the sake of...Saying Things! To draw attention to him, create "Factóides". His election is just another episode of humor(bad humor, by the way) in the brasilian politics. The media give him voice just to take a few laughs...

And bo, I can assure you that NO TEACHER in brasil teaches this. And if your wife came up with that history, she probably IS uneducated. Where is she from? Small town in Bahia? O Sertão Miserável? HAHAHAH!!!! Got damm, that "Amazônia belongs to the US" is a joke in Brasil, for Christ Sake!! Can't you see?

I know it is in the Urals

Not Urals, Urinals!

Tried to locate this Land on the Google Earth.Couldnt find it.Must be one of the CIA inspired conspiracies to hide it from us.

It's like the Peking-Bejing thing C#$!@*O, Disneyland is now Iceland!
The CIA moved Disneyworld to China and changed the name to Disneyland!
Chavez gave the Amazon to Castro as a going away present, in Transit to Cubalandia the Cia intercepted the Amazon moved it to Florida (because it's closer) and changed the name to the Florida Keys (in honour of Chavez)! In plain sight I might add to Mr. in-Fidel in Cubalandia as a way of decreasing his mortality!

Clodovil likes all French things and like the French he hates the USA. If you want really see anti-Americans I would recommend visit France or maybe not lol especially if you don't speak French You would hear this a lot: Les Américains sont des cochons especially if you behave in a barbaric way and eat with your fingers.
Clodovil is a designer and celeb that happens to become a politician. Don't take him too seriously.

It's like the Peking-Bejing thing C#$!@*O, Disneyland is now Iceland!
The CIA moved Disneyworld to China and changed the name to Disneyland!
Chavez gave the Amazon to Castro as a going away present, in Transit to Cubalandia the Cia intercepted the Amazon moved it to Florida (because it's closer) and changed the name to the Florida Keys (in honour of Chavez)! In plain sight I might add to Mr. in-Fidel in Cubalandia as a way of decreasing his mortality!

I told ya that it was a CIA conspiracy. you wouldnt believe it.Probably you had to place a couple of calls to the lads at Langley to confirm that the Americans are temporary custodians of Amazon, which is safely kept at Florida Keys till El Comandante Fidel kicks the bucket.

My parallel invetigations also have revealed that Chavez asked his fellow citizen Carlos,the Jackal, to hack into the websites of all the Atlas printing companies in U.S. of A to remove the Amazon from our Republic.Carlos,while rotting in a French jail,accepted the challenge and in his spare time,got the job done. The result: Amazon has disappeared from the Planet Earth.

Now the mystery is solved. Clodovil, the Dep**ado federal from your state was taken for a sucker ride by Chavez and he has not realized it.Only Dona.Dilma knows the whole story. Not even our MOD, Dr.Pires, who is not privvy to this "Amazon Conspiracy".

Just remember that Amazon is ours and you guys better return it soon after Mr.Fidel attains his Nirvana.

Not Urals, Urinals!

Sorry for my spelling mistake.

Just remember that Amazon is ours and you guys better return it soon after Mr.Fidel attains his Nirvana.

According to my sources they are ready to give back the Amazon, the upkeep cost is enormous! Do you how many gardeners it takes to water the damn place! Plus it is infested with wild Indians! We eliminated that problem in the U.S. ages ago!
We sent them to school and for a graduation presents we gave them Casinos!
(except for the ones in Las Vegas and Atlantic city).

In fact you can keep your oil too! We just want your Cachaça, bicho!

BTW, we might give you Venezuela when we are done with it! But we get to keep the ladies! Chavez bought 2 billion dollars worth of weapons, so when he attacks the U.S. he will be attacking the Amazon and all those Indians will put an end to him! Then we take the Ladies, you take the oil (we are used to buying it anyway)
trade it with Evil Morales for natural gas!
Nossos problemas acabaram!

And bo, I can assure you that NO TEACHER in brasil teaches this. And if your wife came up with that history, she probably IS uneducated. Where is she from? Small town in Bahia? O Sertão Miserável? HAHAHAH!!!! Got damm, that "Amazônia belongs to the US" is a joke in Brasil, for Christ Sake!! Can't you see?

That's true. The "amazon" thing is an old hoax. Recently I saw on the internet some pictures altered by photoshop with "maps" from the supposed books saying the same thing. Hahahahahahaha. Never this was taught in school.

There was another hoax recently, this time created by a soft drink company saying that an international company was buying the Amazon. One congressman was stupid enough not to check the facts before mentioning it in one of his speeches (was it Arthut Virgilio?), because the company from the hoax doesn't even exist.

Magnus, your description of people that talk for the sake of talking, never caring about the consequences, was not only funny but also true. It reminded me of a friend of mine that lived for some time in Germany, he was telling me that someone's "brazilian wife" used to tell germans that people walk naked in Brazil. Hahahahahahahaha. The "brazilian wife" in question was also from Bahia. Hahahahahahahahahahaha This kind of story is always with someone's "brazilian wife".

Chavez bought 2 billion dollars worth of weapons, so when he attacks the U.S. he will be attacking the Amazon and all those Indians will put an end to him!

My friend, Chavez did not buy 2 billions dollars worth weapons to attack U.S.of A. The weapons are pointed to us.Remember that our military is being weakened everyday,thanks to Dr.Pires and his cumpanheiros. Do you know that we have about 800,000 Bolivians living as illegal aliens in our country: Nobody has estimated about the Venezuelens in this country.

We better call in AES to express his opinion about my "Colocação". Of course "A Brazilian" and the rooky participant "Magnus Brasil" might have something to add to my view point.

i can tell by your post that you feel that if you live in a village or small town you do not
get a good school as you are only good for farm hands .

would it not be that all people are equail in the country of brazil .
read your history and goverment laws

There was another hoax recently, this time created by a soft drink company saying that an international company was buying the Amazon. One congressman was stupid enough not to check the facts before mentioning it in one of his speeches (was it Arthut Virgilio?), because the company from the hoax doesn't even exist.

Yeah, I remember this. It was Arthur Vigilio,though I cant recall the name of the soft drink company. It was so stupid and I had a big laugh too

Clodovil likes all French things and like the French he hates the USA. If you want really see anti-Americans

Clodovil é um pavão.

BTW, we might give you Venezuela when we are done with it! But we get to keep the ladies!

No.We keep the ladies and the oil. You may have Chavez and Evil Morales. As an additional incentive,we give you Nestor Krichner also,along with their Malvinas.

My friend, Chavez did not buy 2 billions dollars worth weapons to attack U.S.of A. The weapons are pointed to us.

Chavez has pledged Venezuelan blood in the event of war between the United States and Iran. Chavez has said "Venezuelan blood would run" if the United States tried to invade Cuba or Bolivia.


He is very liberal with Venezuelan blood. I imagine all the arms that he bought will rust. I would ASSUME if he tried to use them against Brazil, The U.S. would make an example of him that would make the war in Iran look like a picnic.
Perhaps if he would have a better outcome to use them against Guyana.

Do you know that we have about 800,000 Bolivians

I remember hearing an Argentinean complain that in in AR they have the same situation with Peruvians.

On those special occasions when I visit the immigration area of the Federal Police, there are always Bolivians or Peruvians there and it seems they travel as family units of 4-6, and they are all about the same height/size which is cute! (I think they come in one size only)
I have also seen the Dutch or the like there too, which is amusing, very tall, very white, I bet they scare the hell out of the Peruvians!

No.We keep the ladies and the oil. You may have Chavez and Evil Morales. As an additional incentive,we give you Nestor Krichner also,along with their Malvinas

We do not want no damn Malditas or m******r Krichner, nor Evil Morales, but Chavez we will take because Manuel Noriega needs a cell mate! We keep the ladies, buy the oil and Cachaça from you, and we will reduce the import tax on the Cachaça!

We all heard the news that Chavez is replacing his F-16s with, for starters, 24 Sukoi-30 Mk2s. We also know that in an old fashioned dogfight, the Sukoi can beat the American planes now deployed, assuming equally skilled personnel. Which doesn´t mean much, since in today´s world you´re not supposed to have to get into dogfights except in simulated ops. Technology and electronics is supposed to mean that you´ve got him beat before he even knows you are there. Even with Chavez´s Chinese radars.

Chavez says his buildup is to offset the American buildup of Columbia. But his planning is asymetrical, witness the AK47 factory, meaning guerilla war prep, just what he might expect in a conflict with the USA. Unlike Chile´s buildup, which is more sophisticated and technogical.

Interesting that Latin America´s average expenditure on military is the lowest of any major world region, 1.4%, (Brazil´s down from 1.9% ten years ago to 1.6% now), since it´s a low conflict area. Militarily low conflict, but world champs in murder rate per 100,000.

The greatest threat for Chavez is not military but going belly-up financially. But I just can´t envision a scenario in which he invades Brazil.

I got so many laughs panning down these posts I'm just giddy - can I buy everyone a round?

sPE

I got so many laughs panning down these posts I'm just giddy - can I buy everyone a round?

sPEacial note - KLAISSA - I had always just skipped y9our posts in the past - this time I took note - my g you're writing phonetically so us idiots can understand - THANKS@!

tRic - I'll have to go back and dig a bit, were those steen's equipped with J79's? If os, let's figure out a way to pick them up for a song and a dance, won't be that hard to make significant upgrades and retail them back someplace else. If the FAB wants em, I'll enlist in exchange for permanancy.

simpleton, EU AMO TU

written by "Magnus Brasil", 2007-04-25 17:07:10

Clodovil???!!!!???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's the one that provides your information?????

You really can't understand the brasilian idiossincrasiss, can't you?
For Christ Sake, he plays the comediant role in the congress you are probably the only one in the world that listen what he says!!! He is insane!!

What?? So in the brazilian congress they elect insane people to be the court jesters??? Seems like people do take what he says seriously, now he's in hot water with his comments about women! These people that occupy positions of authority need to choose their words wisely when speaking in public. And when making such outrageous claims, especially in a country where there are vast numbers of ignorant, uneducated people, they need to realize that many believe them! It's called responsibility, which I fully understand is not a big issue for 97% of brazilians, especially brazilian politicians.

http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Politica/0,,MUL27147-5601,00.html

Clodovil bate boca com dep**ada na Câmara
"Eu disse isso para defender as mulheres", afirmou sobre declaração polêmica.
"Dizer que todas ficaram ordinárias?", questionou dep**ada petista.
Agência Estado entre em contato



O dep**ado estilista Clodovil Hernandes (PTC-SP) discutiu com a dep**ada Cida Diogo (PT-RJ) enquanto tentava explicar na Câmara a declaração polêmica que fez sobre as mulheres.




Na semana passada, Clodovil afirmou que "as mulheres ficaram muito ordinárias, ficaram vulgares, cheias de silicone" e que hoje em dia "as mulheres trabalham deitadas e descansam em pé".



Na Câmara, deu explicações sobre o que havia declarado: "Eu cresci enfeitando as mulheres e, tenho consciência disso, foi só por isso que eu cheguei onde eu cheguei. Os meus votos são das mães de família, das pessoas que acreditam na televisão limpa que seu sempre fiz. Agora, é evidente: agradar a todos é impossível. Se Jesus não agradou, por que eu, um pobre mortal, agradaria a todos?"

"Eu disse isso para defender as mulheres", justificou-se o dep**ado. E foi interceptado por Cida Diogo: "E dizer que todas ficaram ordinárias?", questionou. "Em uma entrevista de televisão, se todos falarem ao mesmo tempo, ninguém se entende", respondeu Clodovil.



"Se a senhora precisa do meu apoio, use-o, tanta gente usa", continuou. "Eu tenho o meu próprio apoio", respondeu a dep**ada. Os dois foram repreendidos pelo vice-presidente da Câmara, Nárcio Rodrigues (PSDB-MG), por conta da discussão.


Cida Diogo ganhou tempo na Câmara para responder ao dep**ado. Citou o trecho da entrevista em que o dep**ado critica as mulheres e falou que a bancada feminina -composta por 45 dep**adas- luta pelos direitos das mulheres na Casa e disse que se sentiu ofendida pela declaração.



"Não podemos concordar com esse tipo de coisa. Não podemos concordar que uma pessoa que representa esse parlamento se refira às mulheres desse jeito."

A declaração de Clodovil sobre as mulheres foi feita minutos antes de se encontrar, no Palácio do Planalto, com a ministra da Casa Civil, Dilma Rousseff, para entrevista de seu programa de TV. Ele esclareceu, no entanto, que as críticas não se dirigiam à Dilma.

What?? So in the brazilian congress they elect insane people to be the court jesters???

No, he is the embodiment of diversity/perversity the masculine/feminine of queer eye politics.

Clodovil Hernandes not the strait member of a conjoined twins who's
gay half has a date with the man of his dreams tonight and they only
have one a*****e for the two of them

(_*_)

He is very liberal with Venezuelan blood. I imagine all the arms that he bought will rust. I would ASSUME if he tried to use them against Brazil, The U.S. would make an example of him that would make the war in Iran look like a picnic.

Prof, it is amazing that you made this comment which exactly coincides with my wife´s.She thinks that we are giving Chavez too much "Colher da Chá".Dont you think it is clownish on the part of the opposition parties in Venezuela to have boycotted the elections and turned the country into one party rule.

We keep the ladies, buy the oil and Cachaça from you, and we will reduce the import tax on the Cachaça!

You are a very difficult person to negotiate trade with.Ok,you can keep Venezuelan ladies,provided you impose zero import duty on Cachaça and pay for the oil. If you agree to 0% tax on Cachaça, we will forget about ethanol and convert the existing plants to increase the production of Cachaça to quench the thirst of all the Americans

Chavez has pledged Venezuelan blood in the event of war between the United States and Iran

Here Chavez will lose his bet again,because there is not going to be any war between U.S. and Iran.Because, we will send olive branch to the Iranian ladies,by introducing our fashinable Nikaba dresses in Persia. They in turn will bring down the ruling Mullahs.Thinking better, we will export 5% of our Cachaça production to Iran and conquer the hearts and minds of the elite Mullahs.

There are two Disney amusement parks in the U.S. Disneyland is in Anaheim, California (the original park; located just a bit south of Los Angeles). Disneyworld is in Orlando, Florida.

The greatest threat for Chavez is not military but going belly-up financially.

It is an extremely interesting comment. How do we do it?

There are two Disney amusement parks in the U.S. Disneyland is in Anaheim, California (the original park; located just a bit south of Los Angeles). Disneyworld is in Orlando, Florida.

"geographically challenged"...". Is that you AES, who is writing under the name of "me".I can see your finger print

What?? So in the brazilian congress they elect insane people to be the court jesters??? Seems like people do take what he says seriously, now he's in hot water with his comments about women! These people that occupy positions of authority need to choose their words wisely when speaking in public. And when making such outrageous claims, especially in a country where there are vast numbers of ignorant, uneducated people, they need to realize that many believe them! It's called responsibility, which I fully understand is not a big issue for 97% of brazilians, especially brazilian politicians.

You got it right, my friend. Ignorant brasilians see a funny cacther on the "Horário Politico Gratuito" on television and simply vote for him. Simple like that. Just like the americans elected Arnold "Negopreto" for governador of California and Jesse Jackson God knows where. But arnold is not saying to much s**t these days, he's past that is s**t...

But as a good brasilian optimist, I Would not say 97%, but more to 65%-70%...

On those special occasions when I visit the immigration area of the Federal Police, there are always Bolivians or Peruvians there and it seems they travel as family units of 4-6, and they are all about the same height/size which is cute! (I think they come in one size only)

Last year, a friend of mine in PF was describing how the Spanish speaking immigrants dont even make any attempts to learn how to fill up simple forms in Portuguese. Then I pointed out to him that many of the Brazilians dont know either!!. He gave a big laugh and agreed with me.

Watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to read the coments

He's grabing the butt of a "completa"
HAUHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHU
A

Walt Disney World is in the city limits of Lake Buena Vista.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_World

Incha lá?

arnold teaching english to someone, tha't funny...

To:me/
written by João da Silva, 2007-04-26 13:47:21


There are two Disney amusement parks in the U.S. Disneyland is in Anaheim, California (the original park; located just a bit south of Los Angeles). Disneyworld is in Orlando, Florida.


"geographically challenged"...". Is that you AES, who is writing under the name of "me".I can see your finger print

I suspect you are drinking the "product" that you should be exporting!
BTW, I am thinking over your prior proposal.

Incha lá?

It is Inshallah.

Walt Disney World is in the city limits of Lake Buena Vista

What difference does it make to a Brazilian Tax payer like me.I dont want to get involved in the territorial disputes between Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

BTW, I am thinking over your prior proposal.

Nikaba?

Last year, a friend of mine in PF was describing how the Spanish speaking immigrants dont even make any attempts to learn how to fill up simple forms in Portuguese. Then I pointed out to him that many of the Brazilians dont know either!!. He gave a big laugh and agreed with me.

Sad to say, but true...

You are a very difficult person to negotiate trade with.Ok,you can keep Venezuelan ladies,provided you impose zero import duty on Cachaça and pay for the oil. If you agree to 0% tax on Cachaça, we will forget about ethanol and convert the existing plants to increase the production of Cachaça to quench the thirst of all the Americans

You call it ethanol (regular), we call it Cachaça (unleaded), you can add sugar & lime to either!
Ok lets call this a done deal! I can not negotiate with you any longer it is cutting into my drinking time!

BTW, I am thinking over your prior proposal.


Nikaba?

Yes! Nikaba!
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs

Inshallah!

Yes! Nikaba!
And she bangs, she bangs
Oh baby
When she moves, she moves
I go crazy
'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings
like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs

Inshallah!

I liked the gingle and the brand name.In the beginning, the ideas sound silly,but when some one pursues and make them commercially vyable, everybody wants to be in. I suggest that you go with your wife when she goes shopping for clothes and you will note that most of them are imported.

Another brand name for female clothes I recently came to like is Wifebeader.The manufacturers for this brand can easily produze Nikaba brand clothings too,because I happen to know them!

While you are having your Screw Driver ( and Socket wrench), I shall be going out to inspect my Hot pepper plantation.

While I was having a Brazilian Phillip's screwdriver; Cachaça Orange juice Phillips' Milk of Magnesia
http://www.bayercare.com/htm/philmom.htm
http://www.pololu.com/products/elenco/0158/
and you were pruning in your pecker plantation, somewhere in cyberspace AES and Ab normal were again locked in mortal combat!
Ab confused to as why in the racist U.S. they have Hispanic people (note* at the very same time millions of Hispanics in the U.S. were wondering what the hell is a Caucasian?) and AES was trying to explain to him the anthropology of the human race, we invented what is sure to be a hit in the Arab ladies fashion world!
As they both say I now digress from my swivel to chair to the floor! (to much ethanol!)


Inshallah!

While I was having a Brazilian Phillip's screwdriver; Cachaça Orange juice Phillips' Milk of Magnesia
http://www.bayercare.com/htm/philmom.htm
http://www.pololu.com/products/elenco/0158/
and you were pruning in your pecker plantation, somewhere in cyberspace AES and Ab normal were again locked in mortal combat!

After I pruned the plants, I wanted to water the them.But it started raining and I had forgotten to take the umbrella to protect me from the rain while watering. So I gave up and came back,opened a can of beer and was watching the ferocious combat between AES and AB ( I think that they have a father and son relationship!). I also observed that in spite of my suggestion, you were constantly intefering and giving "palpite furado".

You know I went through the links you sent. It is very true that Milk of Magnesia is a harmless laxative. You can buy it in powder form for less than 2 reais and dilute in water and take a cup of "Cafezinho" every night.

You dont know what is a Socket Wrench? Shame on you

Tonight, my wife is participating in a BBQ along with her Comadres. So now I can go to the fridge and open another can of cold one.

he looks like a old mortin donny jr

You dont know what is a Socket Wrench?

A socket wrench is normally a swivel socket attached to the end of a open end wrench, but I think it can be a box end also.
I imagine by now you have drank a lot of beer, so why not go drain your knee and water the plants again!
AES and Ab most have worn each other out talking about Forensic Gynecology, have not seen hide nor hair of them for awhile!
Did you know that I have the fastest Palpite Furadeira in all the west!

Inshallah!

Years ago, my Texan friend threw a party for some his friends at his home and he decided to introduze to us the Offical Drink of the Lone Star state.He mixed plenty of Cachaça with water melon juic and served "Socket Wrench" to all of us. That was horrible and out of politeness,nobody complained nor were drinking it after a couple of sips.Suddenly he grinned and asked "Ya all dont like it?". I was the only one bold enough to ask "Are you serving us horse pee?".He burst out laughing and said "Ya all swallowed my tale AGAIN".

Socket Wrench was replaced with Screw Driver and the party continued.

Inshallah

"Are you serving us horse pee?".

You were polite, a Texan would have said horse piss!
The art of a Texas c**ktail is not dependant on what you add, but the main ingredient.
You can better understand this when you see a Texan find a can of Coors on
a hot summers day in the back of his pickup, with an unmeasurable joy of his lucky find, he pops open and drinks half of it in one leaping gulp and says awaaaaaaaa, damn good!
The difference between a hot beer and a cold beer is only modern convenience.

Have you had a monkey wrench before?
http://www.1001c**ktails.com/r...key wrench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_wrench

I had a whole tool kit, though they were metric, as I had a '54 4 banger Austin Heally. We use to race on Mullholand Drive on the way to Disneyland. But that was 45 years ago, and then they decided to morph the word to Disneyworld, and put it in the intellectual wasteland of Florida, I guess because of the themepark hotels, they envisioned. In L.A. it wa just Disneyland, like Marineland, it was a place you went for a day or a night and left, it was not some tentacled beast that ate you for a week, keeping you imprisoned in the world of Disney, as opposed to the land of Disney. The distinction is perhaps obtuse, but so is Disney unless you are under 9, though they have now expanded rides to include actual trips to the moon where along with Stephen Hawkings you get to experience O gravity and pull 6G's which would have any five year old screaming. The Amazon is actually in Switzerland, it has been frozen and is masquerading as a glacier at the base of the Matterhorn.

The battle has started. Heard the battle cry of young Luke Skywalker challenging Darth Vader. I cleared the field for them to use their Lase swords at will..

I meant to say "Laser Swords"

In L.A. it wa just Disneyland, like Marineland, it was a place you went for a day or a night and left, it was not some tentacled beast that ate you for a week, keeping you imprisoned in the world of Disney, as opposed to the land of Disney. The distinction is perhaps obtuse, but so is Disney unless you are under 9, though they have now expanded rides to include actual trips to the moon where along with Stephen Hawkings you get to experience O gravity and pull 6G's which would have any five year old screaming.

Some 6 years ago we visited Disneyworld in Anaheim. It was something both the adults and kids could enjoy.You are right,you are not imprisoned there. We stayed for two nights and went site seeing out side the Disneyworld. We would like to go there again to see the additional feautres you mentioned about.

The Amazon is actually in Switzerland, it has been frozen and is masquerading as a glacier at the base of the Matterhorn.

I thought it was shifted from Keys Point in Florida to Disneyworld!. Nice to know that Ch.C is the new custodian of the Amazon.Hope the Swiss bankers dont rob it from us.

I received an e-mail from some close friends of mine from sunny Southern California about Lawyers:I thought you might enjoy reading it:

"A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus

in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the

curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately,

a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and

pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the

lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he

had just picked up the day before, was now

completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body

shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook

his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic

you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important

things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your

left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.

"MY ROLEX!"



May be AES would be kind enough to sell this lawyer a "ROLEX" to replace the one which he lost.

"MY ROLEX!"

Goes to show you for a lawyer a Rolex will not cost him an arm and a leg!

The lawyers are a pain in the butt all over the world.Here in Brazil they are no different. I have one in the family. So f**king illogical.

I think that Brazzil.com site is having some problems. Do you think it is another CIA inspired conspiracy?

I think that Brazzil.com site is having some problems. Do you think it is another CIA inspired conspiracy?

You pissed off Ch.C and his Swiss hacker brothers!
AES needs to get his tools out and fix the problema!

You pissed off Ch.C and his Swiss hacker brothers!
AES needs to get his tools out and fix the problema!

Poor Ch.C does not know that he is already a dead duck. It is one thing to call AES and me Idiots,but an entirely a different story to offend important figures like our MOD, Dr.Pires. Last I heard was that Dr.Pires has commissioned some ex-Bulgarian agents with umbrellas to liquidate Ch.C with extreme prejudice. If I were him, I would seriously consider moving to Mongolia or Afghanistan.

I think AES is locked in a battle with A Brazilian and they blocked the access to that thread.

It is Friday night and I hope you are having some Monkey Wrench.

huahuhauhuahuah!!!

Please get into the thread "LatAm's Ill Is Not Chavez But Misery and Lack of Education, Says Brazil's Lula ". I found our friend Ch.c

Hollowed out water mellon with various fruit balls soaked in a spirit they called "Ever Clear" was what I remember. It's a grain alcohol and quite a bit nastier than 51 but basically as effective but maybe not as cheap. Been tough aclimating / getting used to scaling back to the 3.2, time to come back for a week or so - the switchover from Skol to Antartica didn't do my system much harm last time around and whatever's on sale is sokay by me.

Yes Risen in a ball smaller than the head of a pin. How clever the KGB was how bold the Bulgarians. Wasn't it the Bulgarians that shot the Pope? That was a bit much. Saw an OSS, KGB, MIA, CIA, documentary yesterday on the assasination teams and the verious weaponry. How political incorrect. It is positively funny that Nixon was villanized for having surruptitiously recorded conversations, (oh my) and Liddy and the plumbers, oh 'the horror'. The net just came up again, the more dependent the society becomes on internet the more obviously vulnerable they would seem to become. It would make an interesting thriller, nets begin going down around the world, lines of communication are broken, and he who owns the batteries rules the world. Serendipitious about the Bulgarians though and the umbrella of death. How clever the Russians are polonium the new choice among the cloak and dagger set in Moscow, though they had passed a law (thats a bit ammusing, for it said) stipulating they would no longer assasinate anyone outside their country. And they actually refused to provide the actors for the Bulgarians, but the Bulgarians pled and the KGB finally relented and provided them with the inconspicuous 'umbrella'. How ordinary our lives are compared to the world of the Shadow. I think it is human nature to get out once and a while and do a little plotting, a little hunting of man, for the good of the state, of course. It is the cromagnon in us all, the angst, to get out and eliminate something or other, kind of like American football, but more subtle and consequential. 'The game's afoot Watson'. Or in the case of the lawyer an arm. Tchau

Just to let you know Magnus, last night I was at a restaurant, one of the nicest in the city where I live, with my wife and 4 friends. One of my friends is a procurador (prosecutor) for the city, which is the capitol of the state. He's a very nice guy, have known him for at least 5 years. Here is a quote from him last night during our conversation.

"Did you guys here that in the United States in the schools there they are teaching children that the Amazon doesn't exist on their maps of Brazil."

Now, this guy is not a stupid guy. He has also travelled to the U.S. at least 10 times in his life. He is a friend of mine, I've been to his house. We talk everytime we see each other. At times we have dinner together, as in last night.

This was my point in all of this. People can't just disregard statements like were made by Clodovil as just "bobagem" that "everyone" surely knows is just "Clodovil being Clodovil". People take statements made on television, especially by politicians, seriously. Education is a huge problem in brazil, people need to be very careful about the statements they make. Especially those that hold positions of authority and respect.

But let's say that he's still a brasilian, and this is an national habit, It's part of the brasilian humor. Did you see how I try to answer to people? My MOTHER is not dead, as I stated in another post. The Point is that you must choose to whom you'll do that. I can Picture the scene. I'm a brasilian, having dinner, trying to relaxe, never cared to what american thinks of Brasil and now I have an american friend. Nice, let's talk, just for fun, about stereotypes, what do we think of eachother, conscient wrong ideas and see how far it goes

he wasn't directing that statement at me, matter of fact I was having a conversation with my friend seated beside me, he was on the other side of the table and was talking to the two guys beside him, and I heard him ask the question if they had heard this "news". As soon as I heard him make the statement, I turned to my best friend who was with us at the table, and said, "Camargo, see what I mean?? Here's a procurador and he's repeating this horses**t."

Naturally I then explained to all of them that coincidentally I had not only heard the same thing and from whom it came from, but told them the actions that I took in sending an email, and making a telephone call, to JBTV in regards to this issue.

People are gullible, those that hold "cargas importantes" need to be careful in what they say.

Nice, let's talk, just for fun, about stereotypes, what do we think of eachother, conscient wrong ideas and see how far it goes

Understand your point. I told them last night that Americans in general don't know much about brazil, but of the few things we do know one of them is that "the Amazon is in Brazil". Other than that we're familiar with Pele and "Cristo" in Rio de Janeiro. If you run into someone that thinks he really knows brazil he may have heard of Carmen Miranda, lol, which wasn't even brazilian, but goes along with the stereotypical dancing with a bowl of fruit on her head.

I think that many brazilians are taken aback when they realize that the vast majority of americans really don't think about brazil. To them it's of no consequence. The majority haven't even heard of Sao Paulo. When brazilians truly realize this I can understand how it's difficult for them to comprehend.

It is Friday night and I hope you are having some Monkey Wrench.

It is Saturday morning and I just wiped off and put away my monkey wrench, that
I used to beat the living-s**t out of one my computers!
Thursday night I got the dreaded BSOD (blue screen of death), so Friday morning I
began to troubleshoot the problema, while Brazzil-nut dot com was having problems so was I (sympathy pains).
Any who, I fixed the BSOD on the SOB!
I have five computers of varying age, so it is a tribal ritual from time to time that I must exercise the demons from the circuit boards of these 20h century SOBs.

I was just reminiscing of past, and I remembered why the screensaver was first used, it was to prevent an imprint being burned into the screen. Even though this is not an issue anymore in the monitors we use, we still use the screen saver. However I think I
have experienced reverse screen burn! The imprint from the monitor is now burned into my face!

Inshallah

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/S...e/ShowFull

Isaiah 17:1-3
The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.

Upcoming events
written by Professor, 2007-04-28 10:54:16


http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?c=JPArticle&cid=1177591143477&pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull

Isaiah 17:1-3
The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.

Oh,God, not another war!

However, to prevent it from happening, lets arm the ladies of those two waring countries with our fashionable Nikaba brand non lethal umbrellas.

Inshalla

With the housing market cooling/shrinking all of the Brazilians who are in construction are feeling the pinch. It really is something to see the Brazilians who have done so well here in S. Florida the last decade begin to have to sell their houses and move into other areas of the country. The problem is that they are moving into areas that have traditionaly held Mexican immigrants who will work for half the wage as a Brazilian. It's kind of funny seeing the Brazilian's who always consider themselves better than people from other Latin & South American countries now having to turn to Mexican type jobs and wages. I think many will take what they have and move back to Brazil. In most parts of the country, Brazilians are simply thought of as Mexicans, people don't know the difference between Portuguese and Spanish, to bad, but why does it really matter?

I took advantage of the situation and have saved/screwed my Brazilian pool cleaner, lawn cutter and house cleaner by offering a lower wage...all were forced to take it. Brazil, you keep sending em...we will keep expoliting them...after all, it is the American way. It's not about you or us...it's all about me...don't you just love the US? The economy keeps on ticking, record breaking stock market, low unemployement, people keep buying hummers with $3.00 a gallon gas, and the illegal immigrant community can no longer get drivers licenses, free health care, or qualify to student loans...life just keeps getting better and better...for real Americans' and no one can do a damn thing about it.

Not Al Queda, Chavez, Iran, Mexico, China, Russia...or Brazil. Oh, you would all like to think they could impact us, but we will continue to enjoy our riches while you all sink into a global depression...that is except for our good friends the Japanese and Canadians. The Arabs, let them continue to live 200 centuries in the past, sad, but exactly where they belong, what a bunch of smelly losers. I can't wait to pull out of Iraq and watch the whole thing go up in smoke, it will serve them all right. Perhaps Israel will do us all a favor a use their nukes, clean out the hornets nests, start fresh.

Oh, and who really gives a s**t where the Amazon is on a map, as long as my kids understand the market and get a good college education, make lots of money, have lots of toys, it really is irrelevant isn't it? Although my kids are Brazilian citizens and speak Portuguese, when push comes to shove, it's all about their American citizenship now isn't it. Both my sons are teenagers and the Portuguese is good for one thing, you should see some of the Brazilian teenagers they date! Holy s**t, I wish I had known Portuguese back then instead of now.

There is a kind of truth and cynicism in what you say.

Business is buisiness. Finding the best product for the lowest possible price. Using the fact of your knowledge that the pool cleaner to negotiate a lower price seems somehow on the verge of a kind of black mail.

Taking to an 'ad absurdum' why not start a business where you threaten to turn in the illegal foreigners that are attempting to remain beyond their visas, for a sum of money.

You know it is a crime to willfully hire someone without a business liscence, or knowingly hire an 'illegal alien'. If you hire someone to work on your property you are legally responsible, for any injury your pool cleaner might incur, ie., slipping on the coping around the pool and cracking his head. It is probably not a financially safe thing to do. Whenever you have a contractor of anykind, even the guy that mows the lawn, it is best to find out if they carry insurance, else you are liable.

I had the kid next door mowing the lawn and he slipped and nearly cut his foot off.

With increased preasure on employers to be held responsible for the legality of their employees, with fines and imprisonement, the casual 'undocumented' foreign worker will find it more difficult to find employment.

I think Brazil stands apart, economically, if you research Bloomberg, or look at the analysis of Bovespa or Brazil's economics, ie trading surpluses, exports, (largest exporter of cattle in the world, as well as iron ore) from the rest of the hunt. It is ironic that because of the strength of the Real over the past 24 months those returning back to Brazil will find their dollars worth 1/3 less.

Being bi lingual English/Portuguese may serve your sons well if in fact the Brazillian economy over the next five years does manifest it increasing potential.

The American market could very easily become problematic, the dollar is in the basement vis a vis the Euro, when the market reaches the heights that it has it will have a correction of such magnitude, that it could effect a recession.

It is interesting how cheap things are in the U.S. compared to Rio. Maybe it's just where I live. But it is no Tijuana.

We are one terrorist attack of a greater magnitude away from 9-11, that will send rumblings in the American economy. The inevitability of this 'it is not a question of if, but when', is the general wisdom, is bothersome.

If you have to be somewhere, the Oregon coast or Washington
or even Homer Alaska are intelligent choices.

Oh, and who really gives a s**t where the Amazon is on a map, as long as my kids understand the market and get a good college education, make lots of money, have lots of toys, it really is irrelevant isn't it?

Well, irresponsible blatent lies that stir anti-american sentiment certainly does help my situation, and other americans, that live in brasil.

certainly doesN'T

Website, is acting up, try later

You all try and make it all so complex and hip, all you American's "who chose to live in Brazil". I chose to live where I want too, right here in the good old USA, oh, I make the twice annual trip down to hang out with my Brazilian friends and see the wife's family, but how can I in good conscious raise my three sons in a pig sty like Brazil. Who cares that most American's can't find Brazil on a map, it's not relevant, find the Amazon on the map? Or that they speak Portuguese in Brazil instead of Spanish? How is that going to influence their big homes, nice cars and expensive things, those same people have 3 plasma TV's, expensive cars, spending their money on anything that makes them happy. And knowing one damn thing about Brazil does what? Makes their lives better how? Give me a break, what you can't stand is your irrelevance, you can't change anything about our power and success, never have, never will. In fact, in mid-America they call Brazilians Mexican's, no better, no worse, it's their perception and it just doesn't matter, a Mexican is a Mexican, even a Brazilian.

Hey GTY you are back..

You all try and make it all so complex and hip, all you American's "who chose to live in Brazil".

Could not find in this what you were refering to as "complex and hip" what were you refering to?

I chose to live where I want too, right here in the good old USA

As for myself looking from the other side of the dollar bill, after being in the pig sty of Brazilland amongst the Portuguese speaking Mexicans for some time I have grown accustomed to the lawlessness and lack of political correctness which laughs in its irrelevance at its opposite.


The great nation that I came from "the land of the free and the home of the brave" is just a shadow of its former self where a united people respected their president and declared themselves "one nation under GOD" who attempted in their self righteousness to hide their sins behind closed doors and never spoke a fowl word on the airwaves.

I would argue that the U.S.A. that you live in is not "the good old USA"

GTY you are a curious bird. You flaunt that he are not poor, that you do not live in the pig sty called Brazil and have six cars and five plasma t.v.'s and swimming pools, and 3 martini lunches, and so forth and so forth, as though the divorce rate for such people wasn't 50% or the suicide rating wasn't 25%, or addiction of one form or another wan't 60%. The old axiom, money doesn't buy happiness, hasn't or doesn't occur to you. But it is better to live in a place of beauty than not. And I live on a mountain top in Rio overlooking the ocean at leblon, a view of corcovado, and lagoa. But I too prefer my children seek their educative years in the relative safety of Southern California, and the coast of South Carolina. It is easier to get money in the U.S. There is more of it. There is so much money and wealth in the U.S. that the poor drive cars.

As a good Christian, I hope they all kill each other off, becuase if they every come this way, or raise up in Minn or Michigan, well, there is still the 2nd Amendment. I wish there was an economic way to deport every single one of the pathetic, whinning, weak illegal alien community, but alas that is unfortunatly impossible. So we will continue to expolit them, me included, without guilt, it makes for good economics. And I am not that worried about one falling down and hitting his head while cleaning my pool, I'll just drag him out to the street and hire another, perhaps cheaper one.

Bo, you really should mail your passport back to the States, you are about the same speed as those illegals here now. I guess I can respect those American expats working for large companies exploiting Brazilian labor, but all you hippies who have settled in and blog on this site make me want to puke.

Actually the hippies settled in Costa Rica, it was hipper. Some of the very hip went to Viet Nam. Rio used to be the escape of the nefarious as there were issues of extradition back to the U.S.

Hawaii is hip, Kauai the back side of Oahu up by North Shore. But Brazil is not hip, it is at best dangerous or physiologically unhealthy. Amsterdam is very hip and Paris, Prague is considered the hippest place in Europe now. It is cheaper than Rio, and there is less malaria. But there is no beach at Ipanema. And Brazilian jazz is very hip. Brazil is more of an adventure. Northern California, Humbolt County is hip. BTW what do you know about being hip?

I guess I can respect those American expats working for large companies exploiting Brazilian labor, but all you hippies who have settled in and blog on this site make me want to puke.

Never ever call my American friends that have settled down here Hippies.It does offend me and lots of others.s**t, man, do you think that Sister.Dorothy Stang was a hippie? You make me puke.These so called Hippies are contributing to Brazil more than you think.Bo has more balls than you and he does not have to mail his passport to the U.S. We like people like Bo,Prof,AES,Ric,Forrest,etc; that are contributing to the Brazilian society (Of course we welcome their constructive crticizims which are never ending!).

You my friend,you can have have your own swimming pool, while I go to the giant one that I have in the North of the paradise I live.

You make me puke.

Where have you been? Doing Honey-Do's?

I came back from a wonderful birthday party of my brother-in-law.I am alive and kicking.What have you been doing except fixing your 5 computers?

Since you are so clever could u explain what is "Doing Honey-Do's? "

Doing Honey-Do's

Its when the wife says honey do this honey do that etc.

What have you been doing except fixing your 5 computers?

I was doing a honey do; My better half invited co-workers over, so that I could install a program on a new laptop! Arrrrrrr
Three of them and I, I doing the installing..I commented it takes 3 Brazilians and an American to install a program on a computer, they laughed. My wife says just like three Portuguese and an American and we all laughed!
Its colder than a witches tit in Sampa today

Did you have an ethanol martini at the party? Shaken or stired?

You forgot the rest of the part: You make me puke.

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Now..............Hold your head like this, then go Waaah.

Its colder than a witches tit in Sampa today

Here too,though I havent heard this expression for some years!. I like the witches and weathr cold,but sunny.

Did you have an ethanol martini at the party? Shaken or stired?

No ethanol,but plenty of Skol,generously served by my nephew to celebrate his dad´s birthday. Met a couple of nice people,with whom I connected well.You would be happy to know that no participant indulged in Anti American tirades.Almost all of them have visited U.S. of A, though not to our beloved Texas,Arizona and New Mexico!

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written by GTY, 2007-04-28 23:09:22

Bo, you really should mail your passport back to the States, you are about the same speed as those illegals here now. I guess I can respect those American expats working for large companies exploiting Brazilian labor, but all you hippies who have settled in and blog on this site make me want to puke.

LOL....guess you forgot to take your medication today? Have you forgot our previous conversations?? I'm a managing partner in a firm making an investment here, classifying me as a hippie couldn't be further off base.

And now you're a "good christian"?? I thought you were jewish.

From your posts you're either schyzophrenic or there's more than one of you. It depends on which way the wind is blowing as to what direction you lean.

The point of my posts, and rightly so, is that there is an ever growing anti-american sentiment in the air in brazil today and for those americans that live here, have businesses here, have children here with ex-wives but refuse to return to the U.S. since that would mean abandoning their children, it makes life much more difficult, not to mention frustrating, when we have to live with authority figures on tv that have influence over the masses telling outright lies about the U.S. and the american people.

I agree with you about one thing, I hope the U.S. gov't. deports every illegal as well, but I also hope they throw every f**king american in jail that is hiring these bastards because if it wasn't for them, we law abiding americans wouldn't have to put up with the illegal alien problem because there wouldn't be one. Maybe ICE will bust yours while he's cleaning your pool and you can take a trip down to the station with him.

You forgot the rest of the part: You make me puke.

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Now..............Hold your head like this, then go Waaah.

I expected our other American ally AES to say this and apply a coup de grace

I expected our other American ally AES to say this and apply a coup de grace

AES is in mourning since he does not have Ab normal to lambaste.
I suspect Ab is getting is weekly coloscopy at the sauna.

"You all try and make it all so complex and hip, all you American's "who chose to live in Brazil". I chose to live where I want too, right here in the good old USA". . .well good for f**king you. Who gives a rats ass where you chose to live. . .you are a condescending cunt whose 10% tithing is denegrated by your xenophobic fear and loathing of others. "We make it so complex and hip" what the f**k are you talking about? I dont like your belittling sense of humanity. It seems you, with great effort are separating yourself from those Brazilians in the States that are legal from those that arn't, 'you protest too much', there are other issues here, like you are trying to prove, because you have things, ie a pool, a house in Bocca, a gardner, that you are not a Mexican. The dreaded Latino, the 'wet back'. . . who amongst us is superior to any other of us? It is by our deeds and by our hearts that we shall be judged, not by the 'green cards' that we may or may not possess, at least not by God, maybe by GTY, but not GOD.


As I recall you live in Bocca and are a director of sales in a global chemical company. What strikes me as curious is how you are crowing about what you own and what you have and somehow this makes you superior to others. But , it is bourgeois in a most petulant and petty way. Your vitriole is curious and bespeaks a feeling of inferiority that manifests itself in verbalizing your superiority. Your hatred for Brazilians or Latino's seems a self loathing. Their is a cheapness to your humanity. You would 'drag the guy out to the street and find another'. You are contributing to the cause of the problem, you invite the problem. One of the solutions to the problem is to involve ICE and fine and incarcerate you or any employer, small or large of any illegal resident of the U.S.. It is ironic that you condemn in your Christian morality with such vehemence these people, but in fact, are involved in the aiding and abbeting of this most serious of problems.

Director of sales in a global chemical company: aka. Drug lord
As opposed to:
Domestic Engineer: Housewife

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the fronds of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.

When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

Director of sales in a global chemical company: aka. Drug lord

A fast investigative work.My sincere congrats.

A good demolition job.I knew we could count on you.

One good fern deserves another.

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

The complaining and whinning is incredable, illegals in the US who don't want to assimilate now complain that the job market is drying up. You know who else expolits illegal Brazilians? Brazilians! It's funny to see how they will cut each others throats and lie to each other if it benefits themselves.

The boomers in the US have created such a mess, the generation they spawned, Generation X are a scary bunch, they sit in fromt of the TV playing video games, text message until their fingers fall off, on their computers six hours as day, plug in their Ipods and tune out, what a selfish bunch we have created. The future does not look bright...but brighter than Brazil's.

I agree it is not the good old USA, but you have all chosen to run away from it, hide in the s**t hole, the pig sty, unable to find your way here anymore...OK, that's your choice, but you really have no say in our politics and direction. It's all about the beach, cheap beer and pussy for all of you...pathetic. And the wanna be Gringo Joao is one of the worst, are you picking up their scraps Joao, hoping for a job? They think you are no better than a Mexican deep down, read Bo's posts.

Wow, Bo, your the big time business man in some backwater thrid world beach town, that is really f**kin impressive, couldn't make it here? The only reason you are there is $5.00 pizza and 50 cent beer, and the $20.00 pussy, let me know if you get to Boca, to can lounge in my pool, or if you like, I'll give you the keys to my boat. But don't stay to long, you don't have the brain or balls to make it here.

I do my wife a favor by hiring Brazilians to do my s**t work, they do a much better job that the Hatians or Central Americans, at least they seem to have 1/2 a brain. And all of my wifes hot Brazilian freinds love to hang out and meet my Gringo friends...but after a few beers they all sit around telling each other how much they hate the US and Americans, pretty pathetic.

OK, maybe hippies was not the perfect term, and hip...well, Leblon and Rio are hip, some parts of Sao Paulo. But you have all chosen to drop out there because there is no where else for you to go. You all really should send back your passports, you are of no value to the US, your pathetic whinning and blogging really do make me sick. I will be in Brazil week after next, can't wait to see some customers and suppliers, friends and family, but live there? No friggin way man. How could I drive my Hummer around Rio without someone sticking a gun in my head. No, the Dolphin are biting, people are safe and happy, things are great here in paradise...the more of you malcontents that live abroad the better for those of us who give a s**t about the US.

I agree it is not the good old USA, but you have all chosen to run away from it, hide in the s**t hole, the pig sty, unable to find your way here anymore...OK, that's your choice, but you really have no say in our politics and direction. It's all about the beach, cheap beer and pussy for all of you...pathetic.

"You have all chosen to run away from it"? That could not be any farther from the truth, but if truth does not concern you then this is an appropriate statement.
"but you really have no say in our politics and direction" Whether at home or abroad we still have a say. We can still vote if we choose to vote.
"It's all about the beach, cheap beer and pussy for all of you" If you live in Florida It's all about the beach, expensive beer and if you can not get any pussy, you import a wife from another country.
You comments fit the profile of a Redneck living in multicultural society but can not quite fit into it, who is frustrated, a slave to the man, a patriot of what he believes is the mainstream.
The people that you are referring to in the above quote best fits the American sex tourist or company employee, who visits Brazil and out of sympathy and his purchasing power marries the prostitute he hires and returns to the U.S. After sometime he realises what an ass he was and directs his pain on everyone else.

As for João he is multicultural and enjoys it, I assume the wannabe is the one who wants but can not be and complains about those who are.

Sorry Professor (Professor of what?), you couldn't be further from the truth. This blog is comic, it is why I stop by from time to time. You all think it is all so romantic don't you? Like the cowboy in the movies who goes indian, never will be a Brazilian, not comfortable in what you call the mainstream...kind of stuck in the insignificant middle, all modern day tarzans. Your defense of the wanna be Gringo Joao is interesting, big bad Gringo coming to the aide of the Brazilian who for some weird reason needs your acceptance.

You you can vote? Big deal, is that the extent of your particiaption in your birth country? If that's it, then turn in your Passport, you have no say, or right to say it. By the way, I am the furthest thing from a Redneck possible, Mexican born mother , German father, grew up in San Diego, have traveled the world and back...but still love my country enough to stay here and make a difference for my family and kids. And yes, if in Sao Paulo, I will stop by Clube Bahama's to see the girls, I'm not ashamed of it "when in Rome".

I am not intedning to direct pain, if it hurts, that is your problem. I thought you were comfortable with your situation. It's just reading this love fest of a blog, you and all of your expat buddies, trashing Brazil and commenting on the "great" American situation and politics is comic, I'll bet you never talk that way face to face with Brazilians. You get your news from Fox and CNN, Globo too, but your not living it, huge difference. Again, I contend that you are all just simple drop outs who had enough for a ticket down to Brazil and nothing back here to come home to...pretty damn sad. You are all right where we want you.

And the wanna be Gringo Joao is one of the worst, are you picking up their scraps Joao, hoping for a job? They think you are no better than a Mexican deep down, read Bo's posts.

No Gary, I am not looking for a job, so no need to pick up their scraps.One day you claim that you are Jewish and another day you are a Christian. Money is your religion period. You may be surprised to know that I have some nice Jewish American friends as well as WASPs. They are totally different from you and classify idiots like you as white trash,which you are.

Wow, Bo, your the big time business man in some backwater thrid world beach town, that is really f**kin impressive, couldn't make it here? The only reason you are there is $5.00 pizza and 50 cent beer, and the $20.00 pussy, let me know if you get to Boca, to can lounge in my pool, or if you like, I'll give you the keys to my boat. But don't stay to long, you don't have the brain or balls to make it here.

If you consider Bo´s venture as a business in some some backwater thrid world beach town,why the f**k are you investing in Angra? To launder the money? I bet Bo pays the salaries of his employees correctly and treats them better than you do of your own fellow citizens.

I will be in Brazil week after next, can't wait to see some customers and suppliers, friends and family, but live there? No friggin way man. How could I drive my Hummer around Rio without someone sticking a gun in my head. No, the Dolphin are biting, people are safe and happy, things are great here in paradise...the more of you malcontents that live abroad the better for those of us who give a s**t about the US.

Since you have so much money, why dont you fly in your armored Hummer and feel safe in Rio? Make sure that you dont carry illicit drugs,because our PF is very nasty,in case your wife has not mentioned.

Cabo Frio,

After 3 years we just finished selling the next to last condo, I made $40,000 for 2 years of agrivation, I could have made that in the market in 6 month, my wife's family get to split another $50K and they are sssooo happy, it's peanuts, and not worth the aggrevation. Wanna know something else, we can't sell the last condo because my wifes brother will not move out of it...typical Brazilian leach.

My fellow citizens I treat fine...it's yours I exploit, it's what they expect here, why let them down. At least I pay them on time and what the market will bear.

By the way, your PF are f**king criminal cowards who will take R$5 from an old woman to park here car near her apartment. Your PF are jokes and scared of their shadows. It's the drug lords who run your city who are very nasty...and my wife doesn't have to explain that, the whole world knows it. Keep working on your English and save up, I hear the Coyotes in the South are getting very expensive now days.

Well most of us have served in the military. I know that is something you have not. That you are a 'beaner' is funny, no wonder I sensed you were self loathing, as manifested by your inhumanity towards your pool man that fell and was dragged to the street by you. Your English is terrible. That you can hold any position of any import is curious, your secretary must be extraordinary to pass you off in writen work as capable, exeutive and literate. The U.S. is 10 hours away, BFD. I manufacture out of Los Angeles, for St. Augustine, Florida by phone. Boca, and Florida for that matter is the anus of Georgia. You are all convincing yourselves as to the value of what you have, like a 'circle jerk'. One of the largest sources of gems in the world is Minas Gerais, it behooves one to at least visit the Brazil Gem Show. One makes money where one can, regardless of the country. You are trite, you are not an entrepeneur, more of a clerk. Nobody is interested in 'trashing' Brazil. To describe, is merely to describe. It is observation. Some of us are retied, you know over 62, receiving retirement benefits. Who the hell wants to be in Boca? It is a cultural vacuum, void of art or culture, it is antiseptic. Yeh I know San Diego. Did you go to UCSD? Probably not, I went to UCLA. San Diego is a backwater, now if you lived in Newport, or Huntington Beach there might have been some class in your naisance, but San Diego, is no Paris, nor is it Rio. And Boca, s**t its self delusional. Florida sucks, compared to Hawaii, or Tahiti, or Northern California, Or the Pacific Northwest. You are in debt, for a 30 year mortgarte, for an appirition of value. One good hurricane and you will be looking for Brazilians to help you put a roof back on your life. Tchau

Sorry Professor (Professor of what?), you couldn't be further from the truth. This blog is comic, it is why I stop by from time to time.

You stop by to rant then after awhile you notify everyone that you are leaving because
you can not fit into any long term discussion. Then without warning you pop back on to rant, yes comic I agree.

You you can vote? Big deal, is that the extent of your participation in your birth country? If that's it, then turn in your Passport, you have no say, or right to say it.

My birth country, how romantic. I served my B. country both there and abroad. And retired from doing my part for the economy. It appears you need to pay of your debts, not me, I am free.

but still love my country enough to stay here and make a difference for my family and kids

Again romantic, you are a country and I am an individual. As to your well traveled attitude and posts I can understand what you are doing for our country. You sound like a Madonna wannabe who adopts people from 3rd world countries to show her charity then hides in the wealth of first world countries. However, you sound like Alec Baldwin.
Face the fact you are the offspring of a German, Mexican a Nazi Pistoleiro who could not make a life for his children in Brazil. I have an American friend here in Sampa with 3 children who is supporting his Brazilian family without having to live in Latin Florida.

I will stop by Clube Bahama's to see the girls, I'm not ashamed of it "when in Rome

Admirable.

I am not intedning to direct pain, if it hurts, that is your problem.

It is your hurt that you are directing, I do not accept your pain. You make generalized statements to support what's in your heart.
You rant about the idiots on this site, but exclude yourself. Go beat your Gardener slave, or better yet, get rid of him and hire a one eyed veteran to do your Gardening and pay him an American wage!

Why AES, I seem to have struck a nerve, your so full of s**t and now it comes out. You CANT live in the US because you did not paln well for your retirement, now that makes sense! Bruins suck...I was a Trojan. You only manufacture lies my friend and not in LA, but from some s**t apartment in Botofogo. "Beaner" now that is a nice term, shows that you are over 62 and a racist, like Bo and the rest. By the way, 10 years as an enlisted infantryman, got out on the VSR after Desert Storm I as an E7, stationed at Ft Riley, KA, Stuttgart (Big Red One Forward), Fulda, Ft Clayton, Panama, got out at Schofield in HI...I'll bet you were some Air Force puke or REMF somewhere...you are exactly who I thought.

Mexican born mother , German father, grew up in San Diego, have traveled the world and back...

That explains it all. You neither belong to Mexico not to Germany and are lost in your good old Boca and loathing people like AES,Prof,Bo,Forrest,etc; who are more open minded, adventureous and dashing.Such Americans and Brazilians like me make the world a better place to live.

BTW, did you go around the world in your own Armored 747 piloting yourself?

Keep working on your English and save up

I dont give a flying f**k about working on my English. I like to communicate in Swahili.

I was a Trojan

I guess I did not flush properly!

I dont give a flying f**k about working on my English. I like to communicate in Swahili.

Bantu not Swahili!
The grade curve here is if your written English is better than Forrest's then you are safe.

Does GTY know the difference between Bantu and Swahili?. I dont think that piece of trash knows anything about languages or multi cultural persons.

BTW, Forrest can write very well when he wants. I suspect that he is teaching his Brazilian wife how to write in English. She is really his ghost writer.

By the way, 10 years as an enlisted infantryman, got out on the VSR after Desert Storm I as an E7, stationed at Ft Riley, KA, Stuttgart (Big Red One Forward), Fulda, Ft Clayton, Panama, got out at Schofield in HI...I'll bet you were some Air Force puke or REMF somewhere...you are exactly who I thought.

10 years as an enlisted infantryman? No wonder that you married an Admiral´s daughter out of spite to prove yourself that you are a big macho Rambo and to piss on Officers,Scholars and Gentlemen like us. I dont think your father-in-law would have approved of you.

Does GTY know the difference between Bantu and Swahili?. I dont think that piece of trash knows anything about languages or multi cultural persons.

If it taint in the Ground Pounder handbook its not likely!

I dont give a flying f**k

Damn good saying, one of my favorites!

Now I understand why you live in the South, the farther South you go the farther away you are from all the C*cksuckers. Ironic how the power of the Internet has brought us all closer together!

Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever!

Go S.C.. I dont use the term 'beaner', but you feeling that you are somehow not quite all American, rich white S.C. material, would account for your expressions of speaking down to others not of your perceived economic equal. Perhaps that was what you felt when you were at S.C. I forgot that you served, you had mentioned that in a previous post,while talking to Forrest, and your empathy with him taking two to the head. For your amusement, I was in the California ANG, which was the minimum one could serve, I think the annagram stood for All No Good, a lot of governors sons joined the Air Guard, but that was back in '63. Actually I manufacture jewelry for St. Augustine's tourist market, including the Cathedral Cross. I had the models made here in Rio, because the labor to produce the models were a third of the cost as in L.A. But the cost of manufacturing in L.A. was much less then here in Rio. So I sent the molds to L.A. and am having the finished product produced in L.A. from people in the casting business, friends I have known for thirty years, they are from Thailand. I came to Brazil to marry an architect, and writer. I told you before I live on a mountain top above Leblon, with Corcovado out my window, not Botofugo. But when I return it will be to buy property, not a lot, somewhere in Oregon or Washington, and build something. Really I used the term 'beaner' out of curiosity to see if it would get a rise out of you. I think it explains why you exhibit such emnity to non legal Latinos and Brazilians, and why you exhibit such disrespect, as a Christian to their basic humanity. I wonder how you must have felt going to school with the 'hoi paloi' of Los Angeles and Beverly Hills. What fraternity did you rush? S.C. is definitely racist and exclusive, U.C.L.A. is more egalitarian. and when I was there in '61 we were NCAA basketball champs for four or five years in a row, beating S.C., though I really didn't give a s**t.

10 years as an enlisted infantryman? No wonder that you married an Admiral´s daughter out of spite to prove yourself that you are a big macho Rambo and to piss on Officers,Scholars and Gentlemen like us. I dont think your father-in-law would have approved of you.

The lesson here is if you are an infantryman, after the attack it is not wise to give the opposition ammunition!

Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite
period.

I had a jewelry store in Waikiki for ten years from '80-90 at King's Village, Hyatt Regency, I lived in a condo on the 30th floor overlooking Waikiki and the Pacific a block off the beach. It does not compare to Boca. Boca lacks the extraordinary beauty of Hawaii, though Schofield, is not exactly living on the beach. Be kind to your employees, transcend yourself.

'hoi paloi'

s**t, AES. I havent heard this expression for almost 25 years! Refresh my memory,please. Doesnt mean "commoners"?

Hoi polloi is sometimes incorrectly used to mean "the elite," possibly because it is reminiscent of high and mighty or because it sounds like hoity-toity. It was a term used by F. Scott Fitzgerald in books like the 'Great Gatsby', it was used to mean the upper classes, the rich and very rich.

S.C. was the school of the snooty upper classes of L.A. it was also easier, grade point wise and SAT wise to get into.

The antagonist in this play, quietly sips his Lithium c**ktail and regresses to the couch.
End of scene act one.

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or
a son of a birch?"

The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the
sappling.
The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Thanks buddy for clarifying.

I think that we should make a movie called "Saving Private Gary (TY) from overdose".

That little piece of s**t talking about his German ancestory? Spare me the ordeal.

A little etymology for you English fanatics:

The Tappet Brothers have a feature called the 'Puzzler', and their
most recent 'Puzzler' was about the Battle of Agincourt. The French,
who were overwhelmingly favored to win the battle, threatened to cut
a certain body part off of all captured English soldiers so that they
could never fight again. The English won in a major upset and waved
the body part in question at the French in defiance. The puzzler
was: What was this body part?

This is the answer submitted by a listener:

Dear Tappet Brothers,

Thank you for the Agincourt 'Puzzler', which clears up some profound
questions of etymology, folklore and emotional symbolism. The body
part which the French proposed to cut off of the English after
defeating them was, of course, the middle finger, without which it
is impossible to draw the renowned English longbow.

This famous weapon was made of the native English yew tree, and so
the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking yew". Thus,
when the victorious English waved their middle fingers at the defeated
French, they said, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!" Over
the years some folk etymologies' have grown up around this symbolic
gesture. Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say (like
"pleasant mother pheasant plucker", which is who you had to go to for
the feathers used on the arrows), the difficult consonant cluster at
the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'f', and
thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute
are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate
encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows
that the symbolic gesture is known as
"giving the bird".

Check this out...

http://66.155.114.80/video/Dsl/5805-B.wmv

You still there or fixing up your leaking boat?.Forrest could easily teach you how to plug the hole in your boat,if you ask him politely.

As per your custom, you have tucked your tail behind your hind legs and are running like a mad dog,unless you are hiding underneath the skirt of the good Admiral´s daughter

Do you think that my English is improving?

You are all a group of hopeless snivelers, sniviling you lives away in a forgotten third world cesspool. You can all talk the talk, but the reason you choose to stay is you all have a deep dark serect you all share that keeps you from returning. How about your families in the states?...did they kick you out? Where are your kids? How often do you see them, don't have to mail your child support checks from Brazil do you...but it's probably why you can't come back. Is the IRS looking for you...even worse, the cops?

I have seen my mother called a "beaner" w*****k, and spic by people like AES, and my father was second generation German, but he served in Korea, both his sons have served and both are succesful with large happy families living the American dream, he is proud, where your parents proud of you? Living thousands of miles away, selling cheap jewlery or trinkets? Building a few cheap condos on some no name beach in the North...wow...I'm impressed.

Yeah, Florida is a s**thole no doubt, but I love the multi-cultural element, especially cheap Brazilian labor and hot Brazilian women. I also enjoy going out Jupiter inlet in my 32 foot Contender for a day of catching tuna, sailfish and dolphin, have been buring a couple of hundered in gas lately per trip, but who cares...its only money, lots more where that came from.

I just checked my email after returing from a lunch at the Cheesecake Factory where I probably spent more than most of you make in a day. This evening, I will join my Brazilian friends for a party in Pompano Beach and they will all be sucking up to me to find out what I can do for them. If I like them and they get my attention, perhaps I will, I have helped lots of Brazilians, but I have chips to cash with all of them. Free pool work, free driveway...free meals and best tables at the Brazilian Cafe's.

I am who I am, no shame, my kids are well educated, my family lacks nothing. I was enlisted, used the GI Bill for 2 years at Cal. State Northridge and another 2 at USC with a degree in Chemical Engineering. It's funny how you all try and talk the talk, when you get upset, your overt racisim comes to the surface. Does it kill you that you have to live in the third world when the son of a Mexican immigrant has just about everything. Your problem is that you failed to pay the price, you all live your lazy lives down in the jungle, then critisize those of us who bust our asses to make some of ourselves and make sure our children have the chance to do so. How does my wife's father the Admiral do anything for me, I do much more for his daughter, her mother just arrived First Class on American to stay a month. I will admit, he can get us great seating and service at the Rio Yacht Club, and my wife gets his retirement, how does that make sense when I make 10 times that monthly amount.

I love you Bohemians, you crack me up. Straw hats and flip flops, you are all a breed of charecters, charming and interesting...I admit yes...but relevant to anything...nope. Hate the rich, viva the poor. Enjoy your lives, die lonley in some God foresaken Brazilian public health clinic. Nope, thats not for me. But you guys sure do make for an interesting eccentric bunch of Jimmy Buffet wanna bees.

Yep, I'm the one. Succesful, influencial and with a it's all about me out look on life. Joao, you are irrelevant, a Gringo wanna be who is insecure about his own nationality, pathetic. Forest is your hero because, but give it up, he can't even get his wife a Greencard, yet get you one. His f**king boat was suck and he married some poor Indian girl and dined on sparrow, geez, what a story, its why I check in, to get a laugh and realize their really are people like all of you out there, it really does make my job easier, almost to easy. I wish I had the GPS coordinates for the Sunkdeep now, probably some great snapper and grouper fishing over it. I'll bet my Contender cost three times as much as his piece of s**t barge.

I know you all hate me...becauseyou could never be me, son of a Mexican immigrant kicking your asses, coaching my kids soccer team, on the Homeowners board of my Intercoastal development, season tickets for both the Heat and Dolphins. God, you Jimmy Buffet wanna bees make me sick. So much drivel about this and that in Brazil, about your shallow unimportant lives, destined to disappear into oblivion. Why do you all stay, besides Joao who could never get a Visa? IRS trouble? ex-wife trouble? don't want to pay your child support? Don't give me that lay back lifestyle bulls**t...that's just saying I'm too lazy to make it in the States. Yeah, I'd rather retire in Brazil than Boca anyday...how stupid a statement is that? It should have been, I would have loved to have retired in Boca..or Scottsdale, or Seattle or Vegas or anywhere else in the States, but I f**ked up my life up and have nothing so I am doomed to be stuck in Brazil. It's the only place I can make my $1300 a month social security work, oh, maybe I can supplement it by making and selling a few trinkets that I can make in LA.

Yep, I'm the guy you all hate, but me and guys like me is what makes it all go around. Doers not dreamers, winners, not losers. We may not be the nicest guys in the wrold, but we are the most practical, and if I like you maybe, just maybe you can hang out on my boat and I'll take you to Monty's for a stonecrab lunch on her. You guys are all are so f**kin charming, and intellectual, so friggin nauseous and pathetic. I don't wish any ill towards you. I don't think any ill towards you...in fact, I don't think anything at all about you at all, you are just fun to check up on one every other month or so for a good laugh.

As a good Christian, I hope they all kill each other off

Of course you are, and of course you do. That’s as about as Christian as they come, folkies. I don’t hate yanks (although GTYs rant is answer enough as to why many did celebrated 911), I just hate the "God will send you to hell for jerking off hypocritical f**ktards" like GTY that sadly control your current administration. Christian? So typical! You call for the genocide of another population, you openly and with pride exploit the meek and you bask in your own gluttony and greed. OF COURSE YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN! What else would you be? ROFL!

I’ve always pined that if you want an end to the major problems of the world, horde up the Christians and Muslims and find some remote area of the planet where they can main and kill one another until one or the other’s “GAWD” finally owns up to existing and intervenes to stop the carnage. He he he. Bets anyone? That way, the rest of us educated folks who don’t believe in fairy tales, or bearded ghosts walking on water, can get on with science and putting this planet back into shape, ecologically, socially, and MORALLY.

X-tian? Mate, after those rants, you didn’t need to mention your religion. It’s OBVIOUS.

I don't wish any ill towards you. I don't think any ill towards you...in fact, I don't think anything at all about you at all, you are just fun to check up on one every other month or so for a good laugh.

The antagonist the psychotic Gardner with delusional fantasies departs once again after wishing all his victims no ill.
End of scene act 2.

What we are seeing here ladies and gentlemen is the stuff legends are made off, such as the massacre at Virginia Tech. Columbine and so forth. The same psychotic behaviour that at come point justifies mass murder such as at the Federal Building in Oklahoma City.

Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines psychosis as "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning

People experiencing a psychotic episode may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs (e.g., grandiose or paranoid delusions), and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This is often accompanied by lack of insight into the unusual or bizarre nature of their behaviour, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

That’s as about as Christian as they come, folkies. I don’t hate yanks

Do not get him confused with a religion because that is not what he is exhibiting his religion is internal using Christianity as a mask, a safety net for his dilutions. He could as easily be of any race or nationality. It is better to classify him according to his behaviour than taint the rest of humanity in anyway. He is a sign of the times.

Why would you think anyone hated you. Your life is your life. The best thing in your life are your children. There is no thing that you have that is equal to them. I have two sons in the Navy, they were born and raised between Hawaii and 100 acers that I had in Indiana. I had a stocked two acer lake, half mile long drive, two story house, barn, forest, tractor, deer, wild turkey, hawks, foxes, pheasant and about twenty acers of lawn that I mowed. I believed that nature was the greatest teacher and the fortunate thing was that I had enough money that my time was my own and spent all of it with my sons. I taught them about the fossils that were in the stream that ran through my property, taught them to shoot a bow, a pistol, how to throw a boomerang, how to fish and before they were six months how to swim. And I had a jewelry store in Hawaii, with thousand dollar trinkets. But they are both in the Navy now, it is odd that it is no longer the same, they are living there lives now. So now I am in Rio, my inlaws are all professionals, they all drive MBZ's, they are engineers with some of the biggest companies in Brazil. I am a member of a country club that overlooks Leblon. My time is my own, I write, I sculpt. Rio was one of the places on Earth to see, I have yet to go down the Amazon, but that was on the agenda. You are not your things. That you have these things is no small feat, I am well aware of what it takes to create a financial dynamic that generates significant monies. I did what you are doing ten years ago. I do not think anything denegratively about your ethnicity. Your mother must be most proud of what you have accomplished. I know Cal Northridge, my mother lived in the Valley, she died last year. It is odd to be without parents or children now. It is a change of consciousness. I spent thirty years building a business, the store in Hawaii was open 7 days a week 14 hours a day 365 days a year and employed two goldsmiths and four sales staff for ten years. It was one of the most successful jewelry stores in Waikiki. I made trips to Bangkok to buy ruby and sapphire, Hong Kong to buy pearls and jade, Tahiti to buy black pearls, Israel to buy and cut emeralds. I manufactured what I sold. We are not our things, they are only things, but our children they are the magnetic north of our lives. My son just bought a 27 foot inboard, and dives off the San Clemente Islands. He is in process of becoming a SEAL. He was just in Hawaii and cought his first Marlin. My other son is involved at school in nuclear engineering as a submariner in South Carolina. They are in good hands. That is what I am most concerned about. I do not have to work, my wife is published and in the process of being published. She is a designer and a graduate of architecture. I am glad that you are successful, I am not intimidated by other peoples' success. I prefer people be successful. My existence does not depend on anyone elses opinion. Nor does my existence depend on anyone elses failures. I prefer Paris to Rio and will visit Prague. You are very proud of your many things, but they are just things, they are not you. The rightness or wrongness of your life does not depend on the success or failure of other peoples' successes or failures. And equally axiomatic that just because they are wrong doesn't make you right. Pride cometh before the fall and the people you meet on the way up are the people that you meet on the way down. There is always room at the top and most people spend their time working instead of making money. In the jewelry business it just takes one idea to make money. The Pan American Games are here in Rio in July, the government coined a limited edition of 30,000 coins, I designed and am in the process of designing a pendant for the coins. The bezel will be manufactured in Providence,RI: then there is the selling, the wholesaling and distribution, but another axiom in business is that nothing ever goes right in business. You get a percentage of the million dollar idea. The single constant is that the only constant is change and if something can go wrong it will. Enjoy your successes, nothing is guaranteed. Personally I get sea sick, so your invitation to stonecrabs is appreciated, but. . .Anyway, I learned a great deal about you today, there are doers and those that have done. You are a doer, you have years to go before you are done. Fair winds and following seas. Tchau

Gary, thank you so much for opening up your heart and mind. I understand how lonely you must feel,being the son of a Mexican immigrant and not a descendent of the May Flower family. You dont have to spew venom on us,just because your brother-in-law screwed you and refuses to move out of your property in Cabo Frio ,which undoubtedly another s**thole on the South Atlantic.The brothers-in-law are the worst relatives the God gave to well succeded men like you. I am sure you can write it off as one of the stupidities you commit regularly and forget about the property.After all you are floating on so much money that a s**t hole you have in Cabo Frio is of no consequence to you. Besides,probably you hired your brother-in-law as the builder and he made sure that the buliding used lot of sand and very little cement and it is likely to collapse any time.

Joao, you are irrelevant, a Gringo wanna be who is insecure about his own nationality, pathetic. Forest is your hero because, but give it up, he can't even get his wife a Greencard, yet get you one

Yes, I am as irrelevant to you as you are to me.However, I dont have to whine and cry about my ancestory like you do and feel inferior. I am the descendent of one of the survivors of Graf Spee and I am very proud of it.I dont need Forrest to get me a green card,because I dont need one.I admire him for he is one of those who were dragged into a war so that whiners and losers like you can have lots of money ,a big f**king boat and a Hummer.Shame on you that you dont want to use your so called influence with the Brazilian Navy to recover Roamdeep.

You are really a pathetic creature and a lonely man. Neither belong to Mexico nor to Germany and shunned by the good Americans.That is the reason why you feel good by screwing the Brazilian employees who work for you.

Shame on you that you dont want to use your so called influence with the Brazilian Navy to recover Roamdeep.

Normally when one writes anonymously they write for the gratification of thier own eyes. Secondly for the amusement of others. When the ego raises its ugly head it normally speaks little truth. When you get to the point of flaunting/boasting your imaginary assets and materialistic possessions real or imaginary then the bulls**t gets even deeper.
It is better to assume the reality of the situation and understand that he does not nor will ever have the ability to help Forrest. It is even more likely he is of the same caliber of those who ripped off Forrest. The thieves of gullible pensioners and robbers of the poor.

It is better to assume the reality of the situation and understand that he does not nor will ever have the ability to help Forrest. It is even more likely he is of the same caliber of those who ripped off Forrest. The thieves of gullible pensioners and robbers of the poor.

Elementary, eh, my dear Professor. The piss ant has no influence at all.Just full of hot air. Better eat lot of beans,before replying to him

Elementary, eh, my dear Professor. The piss ant has no influence at all.Just full of hot air. Better eat lot of beans,before replying to him

At least Texans know how to tell a tall tale, the rest are amateurs!
Ego vs. Ego tales are like fish stories. (best to be on a full tank of beans when reading these stories)
Understand that this is the sign of the times, expect more shootings in the U.S.
when the Ego fails it has to take someone with it, a cultural disease measured by the quantity of Plasma TVs one has.

Very rational response AES, you are who you are, I am who I am and it is what it is. Fortunatley, or unfortunatley, its me and people like me who make it all work. So if I am the "ugly American" so be it, my loyalty is to my family and country, everyone else be damned. I make no apologies nor carry any shame. I really don't undertsand how a man can live so far from his two young sons, the Navy is a stop, a career, not a dad. You must miss them very much, I just couldn't do it.

To Joao, you are very welcome, I am pleased to show you who we really are, you see, most American's are just like me, not the drop outs on this site that live in Brazil, you are getting a slanted view of American's, but no one on this site can help you be one. Brazilians come here to be screwed and I like most American's oblige them, perhaps the big question you should be asking is...why do so many of your citizens come here to be expolited? Hmm, things are that bad in Brazil? As far as Columbine and VA Tech, the first is a direct result of our big problem, the baby boomers created Gen X, now we have to live with them. VA Tech was committed by a new Korean immigrant...hmm, another case for illegal immigration reform? The problem is, why are not people as concerned with the hundreds of thousands dying in Darfur, or the 500 Sunis killed by s**tes in an Iraq market place. Or the hundereds that die every year in Rio? Does Globo only cover the US, like I said who really gives a s**t where the Amazon is located, when an American research institute will patent a cure for cancer, Aids or the Avian Flu...you can take that to the bank. It's all relevant.

I am one of the few who will admit our problems, funny how Brazilians always point fingers to hide theirs. I could help Forest, no doubt, but why should I? What can Forest do for me? Funny, just today I had a Brazilian associate ask for a $1300.00 loan so his daughter could join one of our Boca soccer clubs, he just could not afford it. As a coach and board member, I probably could have gotten her a sponsorship reserved for those less fortunate families that had kids with talent, his daughter certainly has talent, she could have joined and played for free. Do you know what I did? I lent him the money, now he owes me...that's how things are done here, nothing illegal, morality is perception, but it is the American way. His daughter benefits, someday, perhaps when I need my home painted, so will I...having chips to cash...so important.

I have to take leave again, I'll pop in again sometime. But I do have a real job and will be traveling to Belize with customers for a few days of Tarpon and Bonefishing...it's s tought job, but some has to do it. Hey Forest, let me know if you are still down there and I will let you guard the boat...on second thought...

Understand that this is the sign of the times, expect more shootings in the U.S.
when the Ego fails it has to take someone with it, a cultural disease measured by the quantity of Plasma TVs one has.

That is a pretty profound statement,Doc.Living up to Joneses,eh?.What difference does it make whether one has several Plasma or LCD TVs one has, to watch s**tty programs that the Net Works determine are good for the "Povo". I remember that more than 30 years ago, when the Color TV was introduced in Brazil,it was common for the Joneses here to show off their brand new color sets and make you sit and watch the Novelas.I am yet to understand the benefits of showing Novelas during the Prime Time in Brazil. If you discover, please do let me know.

I do have a real job and will be traveling to Belize with customers for a few days of Tarpon and Bonefishing...it's s tought job, but some has to do it.

Have you been caviar fishing on a glass slipper in lake Titicaca yet?

X-tian? Mate, after those rants, you didn’t need to mention your religion. It’s OBVIOUS

Pinga, GTY claimed during the (our) summer that he was Jewish. Now he says that he is a Christian.He is more likely a Voodoo worshipper.Not worth taking him seriously.

I am yet to understand the benefits of showing Novelas during the Prime Time in Brazil. If you discover, please do let me know.

It was a feeble attempt to preempt the political hour.

I remember that more than 30 years ago, when the Color TV was introduced in Brazil,it was common for the Joneses here to show off their brand new color sets and make you sit and watch the Novelas.

Same thing happened in the U.S. Nowadays the Jones' are having problems, technology changes so fast that they can not operate the devices they buy.

GTY claimed during the (our) summer that he was Jewish.

Religion is not what it used to be, now it is a fashionable title, that changes according to group you are in. Gentiles even are Kabbalist now.
In fact you can find the Antichrist in Florida..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J...us_Miranda
When he is not fishing for souls he can be found in Belize Tarpon and Bone-fishing..

have to take leave again, I'll pop in again sometime. But I do have a real job and will be traveling to Belize with customers for a few days of Tarpon and Bonefishing...it's s tought job, but some has to do it. Hey Forest, let me know if you are still down there and I will let you guard the boat...on second thought...

Gary,be a good boy and come out clean. You paid First class fare for the old bag of your mom-in-law to spend a month at your mansion and as usual started regretting. You are going to Belize now to escape from her.You got screwed by your brothr-in-law and now your mom-in-law is out to get ya.Before you know what is happening, you will be penniless. Then you can look for Bo to help you out , as I hear that he is quite cozy with his British pals.Dont feel remorse for having scolded him. He is a man who forgets and forgives.

Forrest is still in Belize and if you pay him well he will guard your boat. If not, he will blow your boat into oblivion. Gary, I wish you a great and safe trip to Belize and hope you return home safely and not in a body bag.

*Red Alert

Be on the look out for a Mexican/American Jewish/Christian in Belize Tarpon and Bone-fishing.
He is bringing you a new boat!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J...s_Miranda

666 Tattoos on the body? Do you think Miranda has some on his Becker too?

But no cigar...my trip with customers was surely timed to conincide with my bag of a Brazilian mother-in-law's arrival, hope she only spends the month this time and not 6...I would be more stern with my wife...but that magnificant young brown ass...

My brother-in-law can stay in Cabo Frio, it doesn't really matter, I made a few bucks on the deal, now for me it's over, pretty much as waste of time. It will take a lot more than a few carpet bagging Brazilians to make me pennyless. And while Bo needs his British investors, I can easily finance my own deals myself. By the way, not scolding Bo, but he should be careful about his own scolding.

As for Forest, I can assure you, I will not lose any sleep worrying about some burnt out Nam Viet who can't even keep his own boat a float, but if he blows up a boat, it won't be mine, and he will probably blow up himself...perhaps doing us all a favor. Thanks for the good wishes though, if I come back in a body bag it will be from too much partying...tough job, but again, someone has to do it. Be well my little wanna be a Gringo friend, keep kissing their collective asses...maybe it will be you Bo helps out...don't count to much on Forest though.

*Red Alert

Be on the look out for a Mexican/American Jewish/Christian in Belize Tarpon and Bone-fishing.
He is bringing you a new boat!

And make sure Capt.Bill Crawford is ready to receive him with Red Carpet.

666 Tattoos on the body? Do you think Miranda has some on his Becker too?

Its a distinct bossability! Now this is one rich Puerto Rican! Shows you the amount of gullible people there are in Florida!
Probably the next hurricane will fix all the problems in Florida!

One thing I have observed through the years. Those who really have it are careful not to flaunt it. "It" may be wealth, or martial arts ability, or true academic achievement. Those who have to talk about it have a problem, and are normally not the top people. This is also true in aviation and in fine arts.

And people for whom the question is money, real money, avoid ostentation and downplay the figures often because of tax and security concerns.

Thanks for the good wishes though, if I come back in a body bag it will be from too much partying...tough job, but again, someone has to do it. Be well my little wanna be a Gringo friend, keep kissing their collective asses...maybe it will be you Bo helps out...don't count to much on Forest though.

Gary, my boy, I understand you well.It is indeed a tough job partying and getting the job done. We call such people "Laranjas" and when they get caught, we hang them high and dry.

And stop calling me wanna be Gringo,because I am not one. I come from a pure Prussian stock. I dont have to kiss their asses either.

Anyway, we have asked Forrest to receive you with a 21 gun salute while you are in Belize and I got an e-mail from him confirming that they are eating lots of beans. You have a great trip and dont worry about that witch of your mom-in-law. You gained my respect by arranging a trip to Belize to escape from that wretched woman. If I were you, I wouldnt have paid the first class fare,made her swim across the gulf of Mexico.

And people for whom the question is money, real money, avoid ostentation and downplay the figures often because of tax and security concerns.

You are right.

Its a distinct bossability!

You are a true linguist. I am amazed at the speed at which you are learning Prazilian German.

One thing I have observed through the years. Those who really have it are careful not to flaunt it.

Those I know in this condition normally do not have time to post crap on the Internet and some do not use the Internet at all.
My wife works with these Brazilian Types in Sampa, they are penny punchers who hardly take a vacation. After a certain amount of riches are achieved they work twice as hard and play twice as less. It is not the money but the amount that they amass that is important.
I have lived in Scottsdale and Paradise valley near Phoenix, I have relatives in Laguna Beach, Calif. and Beverly hills the habits of these people are totally different.

The New Rich are the ones who flaunt it are like a fool and their money, they are soon parted. But the real rich rarely lose it and if they do they make it back again.
As for me these people are a bore, like Pimps riding in their Cadillacs with the gold chains and gold teeth. Their rhetoric is cliche. The children of Hollywood Movie stars.

You can be sure you will not be running into any of the rich on this site.

The New Rich are the ones who flaunt it are like a fool and their money, they are soon parted. But the real rich rarely lose it and if they do they make it back again.
As for me these people are a bore, like Pimps riding in their Cadillacs with the gold chains and gold teeth. Their rhetoric is cliche. The children of Hollywood Movie stars.

You can be sure you will not be running into any of the rich on this site.

Well said and truly spoken .Plasma and LCD TVs,Hummers,etc bore me to death.Nothing like inviting good friends at home and drinking some good Bohemia or Skol. The lives of the new rich is so mundane (Correct?) and banal, that I prefer to be what I am.

The lives of the new rich is so mundane (Correct?)

Yabadabado..

Hummer is used as slang for a form of oral sex, where the giving partner makes a humming sound during the act, to add a source of vibration. Frank Zappa used hum as a pun in his song, Dinah-Moe Humm, with the reference being both to this slang usage and the hum made by a dynamo in operation.

You seem to know a lot about a hummer...given a few there in Brazil?...makes perfect sense, lots of poor little one to make you feel like a (man?).

Not new rich...not old rich...not even rich, just a typical American, you have all been living in squaller so long you seem to have forgotten that. Three cheers to you modern day hippies, God bless you. You are all probably right, you have it made, but I will not sink into obsucrity in someone else's country. No beans (or sparrow) for me Forest, if you have a bottle of Johnny Blue and a couple of nice lobsters, stop by, we can talk.

Hummer is used as slang for a form of oral sex, where the giving partner makes a humming sound during the act, to add a source of vibration

Hummm. Thanks for enhancing my knowledge. Here it is called 69

Frank Zappa!!?? Geez, Woodstock was over decades ago...and your still on your acid trip. Grow some hemp, smoke some bud, but don't pretend you are relevant...at least not to the north. No wonder you are so happy in Brazil, we have passed you by, good or bad, America moves so fast now that the slow can't hide here...they just die.

Gary, how old is that wretched mom-in-law of yours?

The Professor and Joao...together in 69, man you really want to be a Gringo bad, how old is the Professor? Frank Zappa? He must be at least 100...pretty gross Joao!

The Professor and Joao...together in 69, man you really want to be a Gringo bad, how old is the Professor? Frank Zappa? He must be at least 100...pretty gross Joao!

Frank Zappa!!?? Geez, Woodstock was over decades ago...and your still on your acid trip. Grow some hemp, smoke some bud, but don't pretend you are relevant...at least not to the north. No wonder you are so happy in Brazil, we have passed you by, good or bad, America moves so fast now that the slow can't hide here...they just die.

You sure are moving fast, I thought SP or Rio was dangerous, I am watching the latest massacre on CNN in Kansas on my flat screen connected to my 4mb Internet connection.

Off to see the Wizard

Once upon a time there was a little yellow toad crying in the
forest. The good Witch came along and asked the little yellow toad,
"Why are you crying, my friend?"
The little yellow toad said, "All my friends are green and I'm yellow.
I want to be green like all my friends...sniff, sniff."
The good witch replied, "No problem!" And she tapped the little yellow
toad with her magic wand and the little yellow toad turned green...all except his
private parts, which remained yellow.
"Oh no!!" exclaimed the little toad, "I can't go through life all
green except for my private parts! You have to make me green all
over!"
The good witch said, "sorry, I don't do private parts. You will have
to go see the Wizard!" So off the little toad went to see the wizard.
The good witch continued on into the forest where she came upon a
little brown squirrel crying very hard. "Why are you crying, little
brown squirrel?" the good witch asked.
"Because," said the little brown squirrel, "all my friends are red and
I want to be red too...sniff, sniff."
"No problem!" said the good witch. And she tapped the little brown
squirrel and turned him red...all except his private parts, which
remained brown.
"Oh no!!" exclaimed the little squirrel, "I can't go through life all
red except for my private parts! You have to make me red all over!"
But the good witch said, "Sorry, I don't do private parts. You will
have to go see the wizard!"
But the little squirrel started crying harder and said, "But I'm new
around here! I don't know the wizard! How will I find him??"
And the good witch said, "Oh, that's easy! Just follow the yellow
prick toad......"

The Professor and Joao...together in 69, man you really want to be a Gringo bad, how old is the Professor?

Gary,your Prussian dad and Mexican Mom should have spanked you when you were young,but they didnt.The result is that you are a spoilt brat and defend yourself by hiding under the skirts of your mom-in-law.Flying her first class by American? You must be dumb,gullible and unsuspecting American.Now that you invited the trouble, better load her on board your ship and take her to Belize.And put her to work and ask her to clean the deck.

Better neuter the Gardner before your trip! Or you will have minorities all over the place.
Hint* Look for black curly hairs on the couch!

Better neuter the Gardner before your trip! Or you will have minorities all over the place.
Hint* Look for black curly hairs on the couch!

Holy s**t, I forgot. When the Prof mentioned about minorities, he meant about your brother in law and his wife. Did you fly them fist class too?.

When you go back from Belize to Boca, you would have become a minority. You can always go back to Belize to seek the help of Forrest to save your ass.

Now that is a smart move if your mudder-in-law is the maid.
In America you can be N*gger rich if you contract underpaid
minority employees who are also your relatives.
This is Outsourcing at its finest, cheap and reliable and they won't
steal you blind!

When you go back from Belize to Boca, you would have become a minority.

Worst things have happened to better people!

: : 'I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nourished is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.' From: 'A Modest Proposal for preventing the Children of Ireland from being a Burden to their Parents or Country'

Gary has been lured into a distorted vision of his own greatness and importance. This vision, however, is not adopted with surprise, but is a natural acknowledgment of the greatness he has always seen in himself

He is not so much an 'Ugly American', but a Yahoo, a universally contemptible being, possessing an uninspiring intelligence, full of gross lasciviousness, greediness, and an apparent fondness for stonecrabs. Yahoos despise others more than they do any different species of animal because of the odiousness of their own distorted form, which they can see in others, but not in themselves. And through their, self acclaimed, rationality, attain a state of character that is a kind of spiritual deformity, both mean and base.

Hard to say where to start, you folks have certainly moved along and on some interesting lines.

Condoms in Cabo Frio? Yes, I saw what I guessed was GTY's folly - but maybe then again no. Prefer the small shack dead zone between there and Arrial but the wife thought it was too deserty - maybe I'll find someplace more appealing soon.

Bealeeza - GTY - could you like fly a confederate flag or something so forrest can be certain it's you - he's needing something on the move to sight in that new peice of his ya know.

Gift for Gougeing - yes, it's Cashtration of another form. Instead of taking on the responsibility to raise two of the offspring of some poor bastard that got himself messed up with the mils neurological agents (but didn't become sterile and wasn't so f'd he couldn't f anymore with someone with less going for them than himself), GTY took to being the preeminent "my dad's the best" and "worldly" father figure for whaaa???

Hespecta sua Mae - GTY's mom in law is the best and I'm upset with any of you that would say anything negative or mean about she. Love's when I bring a bag of gelo over to the house to help out (much better with ice than just the humming ya know). Also since she's an original (aboriginal?) the anallity is pretty awsome as well.

Wow, Bo, your the big time business man in some backwater thrid world beach town, that is really f**kin impressive, couldn't make it here? The only reason you are there is $5.00 pizza and 50 cent beer, and the $20.00 pussy, let me know if you get to Boca, to can lounge in my pool, or if you like, I'll give you the keys to my boat. But don't stay to long, you don't have the brain or balls to make it here.

Couldn't make it in the states??? Not that it's any of your business, but I've already posted this info. about myself on this site. Bud, I made my cash in the communications industry back in the late 80's and 90's. Worked for a company called Frontier Communications, we were formerly Rochester Telephone. Were the first company to "bundle" communication services. Young group of go-getter hustlers, mostly ex-athletes, and not "soccer" players, real contact sports, not girlie s**t. Most of us made millions in stock options. Wasn't unusual to see someone in his early 30's, even late 20's, who had a million or two in stock.

My partners and I have invested millions in brazil, of our own cash. Worse comes to worse, the beachfront property we bought has already tripled in value from the purchase price, we've already gotten the building permissions in hand, we can simply sell the property with the permissions if we choose not to build the 107 units to another foreign investment group and walk away with a tidey sum. The point is, it doesn't matter. What matters to me is the upbringing of my daughter and her having the participation of a father in her life. But I'm fully aware, for many people, possibly even yourself, that would never be an issue, that would be the childs problem, you would simply return to the U.S., period.

Your inadequacy oozes in your posts..."the son of a mexican immigrant". Oh, you mean the son of an illegal alien, right?? Well good for you, there are some of you that are doing very well, and as Ric has stated, in my experience in life, normally people that are doing very well don't have the need to be obnoxious about it.

As far as your "Boca" lifestyle, buddy, I'll bet I was travelling to Lauderdale and Boca for spring break when you were just a baby, first time in 1981. My friends fathers all had condo's in Boca, I used to stay at my buddies condo across the street from the polo club. He used to date a girl named Sabrina Doubleday, daughter of Nelson Doubleday, heard of him??? He owned the NY Mets at the time.

You, as well as others, have doubted my reality before, it's difficult to understand why, especially for someone so "successful" as yourself. You must be aware that there are millions of "successful" people, which obviously you gauge by the size of ones bank account. I asked you to call me, you never did, nor did Dana, nor Ana. Next time your in brazil you should make it up to my neck of the woods, I'll have you over for lunch in my new apartment, a building where the president of this, and the minister of that, live. I'll show you the photo on my mantle of my grandfather in 1967 in a meeting in the white house, with several other owners of coal mines in WV, Pa., and Va. with several senators, one being Robert Byrd, who is still a senator today, with the most years in the U.S. senate than any other senator in U.S. history.

If you want to start swapping stories I'll bet ya a dollar to a donut that I have more than you, afterall, my family has had cash since the early 1950's, and you're the son of a mexican immigrant?? What does it all matter?? You, or myself, having cash means nothing. It just goes to show that one doesn't have to be a genius to make money in america. He can even be 2nd generation w*****k with an inferiority complex with the need to scream to the world..."look at me, I've made it, I have a pool and a boat."

I was waiting for you to pop up before I take off. The hippie, drop out, master builder (baiter) of the North of Brazil, wasting away in Margaritaville. So you came from money? That explains it and the fact that you were in FLL in the 80's, geez, your all a bunch of really old farts aren't you? Do you all (except for the token brown boy Joao, he must be cute in his sunga soliciting the Gringo tourists for 69) get the Senior Discount at Bob's? What is the equivellent of AARP in Brazil.

Just scraping by in Brazil, wow...impressive! Need some Limey's to throw in a few Euro's to help you get some $5,000 condos off the ground? I'm sure you made them some return on their investment, what would be some pocket change for me. I have read all your crap and Joao's recent white rage, typical Brazil, push them and their racism always come out, even though everyone of them have some African blood, instead of embracing it and being proud, they are ashamed and attack others.

But you are the king of this little insignificant crocthy old hippie bunch, do you and the Prof ever get together and listen to Frank Zappa together? That must be exciting. You can sure impress them, but never me. I am impressed by people who put it all together when and where it matters, for thier family and country. Instead of running around S. Florida, you are running around in the jungle...the mighty whitey...hey, your never going to be accepted as a Brazilian, give it up.

Like I said in a previous post, there is a reason you all stay down there, some to live on their tiny social security checks, some hiding from the law or IRS, some dodging child support, oh Mark my words, everyone of you, besides the Gringo wanna be Joao don't come back BECAUSE YOU CAN'T to many secrets. By the way, it is much more than "just a boat", it is magnificant! And I do enjoy stonecrabs...at $9.00 a claw, don't even have to worry about how many we eat...enjoy the 50 cent Skols down there.

As for Forest, I won't be flying a Confederate Flag, I'm not from the South. But I'll be on the look out for a Glock packing, no teeth, burn't out VietNam vet with "a piece", that old coot is so frigging nuts, if I see him I'll probably die of laughter. If he was up here in Florida I am sure he would be on the corner next to the Turnpike holding up a sign.

Just scraping by in Brazil, wow...impressive! Need some Limey's to throw in a few Euro's to help you get some $5,000 condos off the ground?

First of all, I'm 41 years old, not collecting social security just yet, but do receive periodic checks from Prudential Bache. And our condos start out at 350,000 reais and go up to 460,000 reais, that's 175,000 dollars to 230,000 dollars, and we don't do financing. 60% of the purchase price will be paid up front. That's why we're selling to the english, they're accustomed to paying in cash.

My first spring break in Lauderdale I was 15 years old and the guest bartender at The Button. And once again, you couldn't be more incorrect in characterizing me as a hippie, preppy would be more accurate than hippie.

And as far as me not coming back "because I cant"??? LOL!! I make several trips a year to the states. Matter of fact I'll be coming in June and will be arriving in Miami. Maybe we can hook up and you can wash my rental car.

Better take more lithium seems your manic depressive state has kept you up all night.
I do not know why you seem to have a passion for stoned crabs? But not Zappa?
It is better to get rid of the Crabs, why waste good dope on Crabs anyway?
Be a real Ft. Dix ground pounder and use lighter fluid and an Ice Pick!

I recommend that you read "How to Cure Scratching" by Ivan Awfulich
for further instruction!

Incha lá

What a great one liner, thanks. That was truly funny.

After having gleaned from GTY's poetic degregation of pchotic psychobable I am left with only one item of tangable value, Stoned Crabs.
Apparently the stoned crab(hippy mercenaria) has a addictive effect:One restaurant in Miami Beach, Florida, called Joe's Stoned Crabs, has based its entire business around the Florida stoned crab and the waits are often as long as five hours to get a table.

The addictive psychotic effect causes otherwise normal law abiding citizens to stand in line for 5 hours! This can be also classified as the Munchyhausen syndrome.
Side effects include an insatiable urge for stick-pussy.(vagina erectus)
stick pussy:

The penis of a "she-male."

As used in a Savage Love column April 2006:

A taste for she-male c**k—a.k.a. "stick pussy"—is exclusive to straight-identified males
or
the womanly figure in a homosexual male relationship or if two male are riding a motorcycle, the on the back is referred to as this, ie;

There goes Bob and his stick pussy!

By the way, it is much more than "just a boat", it is magnificant!

Have you named it " Titanic II " and getting her ready for her maiden voyage to Belize?Beware of the sand bars and the mini submarines of your father-in-law.

Family photo woat
http://content.answers.com/mai...fugees.jpg

Red Alert!! This is not an exercise!

Time to upgrade your EMP Cannon to a Plasma Cannon, GTY has left the coast, I repeat GTY has left the coast.

End of Transmission..

Is GTY that fella in the red shirt with his two arms raised? Better identify the target for Forrest.

Is GTY that fella in the red shirt with his two arms raised? Better identify the target for Forrest.
Good Idea, mus'nt loose another boat, ne?

Good Idea, mus'nt loose another boat, ne?

Who loses another boat? GTY or Forrest? On second thoughts, your Red Alert was an extremely fine gesture on your part. Forrest may end up rescuing GTY and his customers when Titanic II sinks after hitting the sand bar of the coast of Belize.

Who loses another boat? GTY or Forrest?

I am talking about Forrest, what I mean is he should not shoot the sh*t out of the boat trying to find the target!
If he hits the correct target he can save the boat, unless Forrest is a crack shot with a Plasma Cannon? Now that I think about it if GTY (being a x-infantryman) and his family are armed to the teeth with the latest technology as well, it could turn out to be the mother of all battles!
We await a field report!

If he hits the correct target he can save the boat, unless Forrest is a crack shot with a Plasma Cannon? Now that I think about it if GTY (being a x-infantryman) and his family are armed to the teeth with the latest technology as well, it could turn out to be the mother of all battles!

Forewarned is forearmed and the odds are in Forrest´s favor. You have transmitted your Red Alert to him and he has not acknowledged it.That means he is calibrating his Plasma cannon and waiting stealthily to lay an ambush for Eldorodo and her crew .Pvt.GTY's family members may be well armed ,but they are not on board, preferring to sit at his home in Boca and watch the Novelas.GTY is accompanied by his customers and by the time they reach the Belizian waters, they may be sea sick after consuming vast quantities of various stuff. Thus GTY may end up surrendering his vessel to Forrest after firing just one single shot at his OWN foot.

Anyway, didnt you mention sometime ago that you own a couple of orbiting satellites? Cant you keep track of the coming "Mother of all Battles" using their high resolution cameras and transmitting it live to all of us?

GTY is accompanied by his customers

In the pharmaceutical trade we use CONSUMERS not CUSTOMERS!

Anyway, didnt you mention sometime ago that you own a couple of orbiting satellites?

hell, I do not even have a Plasma screen T.V. Just a flat screen and I think my wife keeps the remote in her purse!

hell, I do not even have a Plasma screen T.V. Just a flat screen

No worries,mate. I ´ll lend one of my satellites,provided you promise to return it intact .BTY, in my spare time, I run my own Satellite Rental company that is highly profitable

Let me check how GTY is doing.

Pvt.GTY, report your position ASAP. We have unconfirmed reports of a Submarine JDSS Hotgas tracking your vessel.Abandon if attacked.

In the pharmaceutical trade we use CONSUMERS

Thanks for reminding about it. I keep on forgetting that our GTY is in the pharmaceutical trade. Do you think that he is on a mercy mission to Belize? He must be a Pharmaceutical Trader san Frontier

Stop the Pachuco Baiting. Have you no decency?

Thanks for reminding about it. I keep on forgetting that our GTY is in the pharmaceutical trade. Do you think that he is on a mercy mission to Belize? He must be a Pharmaceutical Trader san Frontier

Director of sales in a global chemical company: aka. Drug lord
Yes, it is a mercy mission called "Operation Forrest" he will unwittingly make a high
dollar Pharmaceutical purchase and shortly there after be arrested by Forrest who is actually an undercover DEA agent for the Miami Vice.

I love surprise endings, don't you?

BTW, don't eat the stoned crabs!!

Forrest who is actually an undercover DEA agent for the Miami Vice.

I discovered Forrest´s undercover a long time ago.He reminded me of Inspector Jack Closseu (a.k.A. Peter Sellers)

I love surprise endings, don't you?

I do too. Pvt.GTY will have to share the same cell with Manoel Nobriega and Hugo and the trio will start blogging under the new name GMH.

BTW, don't eat the stoned crabs!!

I wont. The crabs get stoned by being fed with pure Mercury.

Have you no decency?

None whatsoever.Do you?

Have you realized that the Superhero of this drama is now missing? Normally when we have a scurvy dog blogger, AES comes to the rescue and they leave with their tails between their legs! Then AES regresses back to his Carioca mountaintop fortaleza and jewelry design studio!

Jóia!

We have been focussing so much on this thread that we missed out AES and GTY in another thread.GTY was trying to divide and rule and our super hero aptly defended himself.

I also managed to locate the Admiral of our fleet Forrest, and passed on the Red alert message and invited him to come over to this thread.Admiral.Forrest was reading the article "Brazilian Politics: Navel Gazing in Brasília - Largesse in São Paulo ". I think that AES must be in his studio and meditating.May be he will come out of his meditation in an hour or so and start checking our coded messages.

Navel Gazing in Brasília

So you caught the Admiral with his pants down in the porno section!!

An athletic young lad named O'Hare
Was boffing a girl on the stair
When the bannister broke,
He doubled his stroke
And polished her off in mid-air

There once was a man with a Yacht
Who obsessed to excess what he bought

He used people badly, enslaved them most sadly
And rationalized 'Classism' a lot

okay what is the big fuss here
it is not bone fishing season here so just wasting time if he comes down , if he brings that boat it will take him at least 3 weeks as curents are rong way uneless he goes by way of PR then across .
as for spending money for a boat well that is plain stupid but like the cuban he is it is all flash and farie tails

i guess he has never hurd (because it is the right thing to do ) that is what he is a never leave site of land sailor must have been in the CG

53 still have all my teeth just reading glases , wife has paperwork to go to get visa in the USA she will be here soon working on another boat and the F&B manager at a caisno here so making dallors in belize and in mexico ,
my life si better as i dont have a mother inlaw that flys first class , and a family member that lives rent free on my pocket

thay all work for themselves as all brazilians want

Very good Limerick!

Here is another, my limerick making brother:

and the grevious tale of Dead-Eye Dick
unfortunately, born with a corkscrew p***k,
who searced the world in a fruitless hunt
to find him a woman with a corkscrew c**t,
then found her, screamed and fell over dead
when he saw that she had a left-hand thread.

Welcome back to the thread.

F&B manager at a caisno here so making dallors in belize and in mexico ,
my life si better as i dont have a mother inlaw that flys first class , and a family member that lives rent free on my pocket

Your comments are so reassuring and thanks for responding.

A Limerick To Classism

Ah,Ah, AES, you celebrating the Brazilian labor day.with some cold Skol? BTW, it was a good lyric!. The good Prof was concerned about your long silence.Hope in tthe cidade maravilhosa of yours, the weather is good. Here it is perfect.

it is not bone fishing season

If you are fishing for stickpussy it is...

Don't let that nautical nuisance try to pull the wool over your one good eye Capt.
Just 'cause he got the crabs at the dock, does not make him a sailor!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Once a dentist named Jimmy the Man,
Bought a whorehouse as his financial plan,
But the whores wouldn't work,
So he said with a smirk,
"I guess I'll just run it by hand."

Don't let that nautical nuisance try to pull the wool over your one good eye Capt.
Just 'cause he got the crabs at the dock, does not make him a sailor!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mah friend Forrest was promoted to the rank of Admiral (with back pay and all sorts of benifits).So you better address him prim and proper becoming his rank and staus.

Do you think Forrest is from Texas?

I meant to ask you before. A long time ago I learnt that the Jewllery manufacturers used a process called "Investment Casting" to make their molds.Is it still followed? Would really appreciate if you could refer to me to some times about this. At least in Brit English it was called "Investment Casting"

So if I've missed a point or re-made the same point, apologies. Regarding:

"Os EUA mostram o mapa do Brasil sem a Amazônia. Mas que audácia dessa gente. Com que direito essa gente mexe no mundo?", disse o dep**ado. "Tenho horror aos EUA", afirmou em seguida.

Amazônia not on maps made in the U.S.? No, I wouldn't think so. Amazônia is a region that encompasses territory in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Bolivia, a couple of Guianas and maybe a few other odd nations. It is a 'region', and on political world maps we generally leave the regions out. Amazonas, on the other hand, is a state, and clearly appears on my made-in-the-USAworld map. Leaving out Amazônia doesn't at all seem audacious to me. On the other hand, and I'm saying this as a U.S. citizen, "com que direito essa gente mexe no mundo?" stings more than a bit. It is if the good deputy is outraged that (in his opinion) we don't get our maps right, and by the way he doesn't approve of this business in Iraq either. But maybe I'm taking him out of context.

Columbia a source of our addictions? Would that be the District of Columbia or Columbia University?

the amazon should be like the vatacian city one to its self

and by the way on my trip up the river the maps of it sold to me in santa fea by the navy brazil were 22 years out of print , my sea map on the roamdeep showed me where it was and where on the map it was to be , way off by at least 80 meters in some points

yes texan by birth ,

the amazon should be like the vatacian city one to its self

and by the way on my trip up the river the maps of it sold to me in santa fea by the navy brazil were 22 years out of print , my sea map on the roamdeep showed me where it was and where on the map it was to be , way off by at least 80 meters in some points

yes texan by birth ,

Amazônia not on maps made in the U.S.? No, I wouldn't think so. Amazônia is a region that encompasses territory in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Bolivia, a couple of Guianas and maybe a few other odd nations. It is a 'region', and on political world maps we generally leave the regions out. Amazonas, on the other hand, is a state, and clearly appears on my made-in-the-USAworld map. Leaving out Amazônia doesn't at all seem audacious to me.Amazônia not on maps made in the U.S.? No, I wouldn't think so. Amazônia is a region that encompasses territory in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Bolivia, a couple of Guianas and maybe a few other odd nations. It is a 'region', and on political world maps we generally leave the regions out. Amazonas, on the other hand, is a state, and clearly appears on my made-in-the-USAworld map. Leaving out Amazônia doesn't at all seem audacious to me.

Actually I think that there is a discussion about this issue, because of a silly comment made by an idiotic deputy who has nothing intelligent to say. This guy doesnt know that educated foreigners including the Chinese, Indians, Kiwis, Ossies, etc; immediately associate the Amazon with Brazil and not with the other countries you listed. I get a big laugh when they say that the American Atlasses and maps dont include the Amazon as part of Brazil!. When I used to travel to U.S.A frequently, the first question the kids used to ask me was what we were doing to save the Amazon (forgetting that the forest encomasses other neighboring countries too)!.

If I were you, I will forget the stupid deputy and wish that he doesnt get reelected. Magnus Brasil probably has more to say. He made a beutiful comment a few days ago, re this issue.

What I live by

Curiosity killed the cat,
But satisfaction brought it back

yes texan by birth

I surmised it,because of your sense of humor

Mah friend Forrest was promoted to the rank of Admiral (with back pay and all sorts of benifits).So you better address him prim and proper becoming his rank and staus.

Do you think Forrest is from Texas?

Admiral Forrest be he
mouth full of ivory, glee
floats like a butterfly
can't win a spellin bee.

He said he hails from Tejas. I've not known many of seafarers from Tejas.
I assumed Tejas thou. I considered he might have become a sailor of the high
seas by getting lost in the Gulf of Mexico and ending up in Brazil where he
got shanghaied!

There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about f*cking, I do know,.."
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno!!!"

maps are made from space and nasa , along with gps markers so at worst they are 3.34 ft off dead zero on a 9 diget sacle ,
now military maps are quite better than that

and just go back to your world geographry books in school remember the test whitc rivers are the largest .
longets and whitch way do they run

and no the answer was not to the ocean !!!!!
and how about the one where does rubber come from ?
WHERE ARE BRAZIL NUTS FROM

WHERE ARE BRAZIL NUTS FROM

Castrated Brazilians who steal boats?

A young couple from Aberystwyth
United the organs they kissed with
By turns and degrees
On their hands and their knees
They got to the organs they pissed with..

I travelled by boat, Catamarã Pará from Belém to Manaus took 6 days, one day extra for engine problems. Stopped at most of the cities along the way to Manaus.
I think the Brazilian Military owns the ship now.

You can see a pic here:
http://www.naval.com.br/dossie/NAPara/NAPara.htm

Shame it does not sail anymore, a lot of people won't have the experience I had!

There was a young lady from Madras
Who had a most magnificant ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
But gray, had long ears and ate grass.

There was a young lady from Madras
Who had a most magnificant ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
But gray, had long ears and ate grass.

You Randy goat, I have heard this before.Who was the author of this poem?

Admiral Forrest be he
mouth full of ivory, glee
floats like a butterfly
can't win a spellin bee.

He said he hails from Tejas. I've not known many of seafarers from Tejas.
I assumed Tejas thou. I considered he might have become a sailor of the high
seas by getting lost in the Gulf of Mexico and ending up in Brazil where he
got shanghaied!

I told Ya, the good Admiral is from Texas and he confirmed it.And dont be surprised if he is an undercover agent for DEA.Our pal GTY had it. BTW, where the heck is that ground pounder now?

This site went kaput for an hour or so. Where do you think our pal AES is ? Involved in his favorite trade union activities on May Day?

BTW, why do they call it "May Day" signal on an emergency?

Well, 24 hours ago I received a phone call from one of my english buddies that lives in the condo on the beach where 33 of the homes are owned by english. When he phoned he said my name in a very low voice and when I responded with his name I got no answer, we then got disconnected. I called back and got his voicemail. Something seemed fishy so I went out to his condo, which is at least 25 mins from where I am, and he was locked in his house. I called the police and my friend actually made it to the door and opened it. He had been shot in the upper leg and the bullet hit a vein. His floor was covered in blood, I've never seen so much in my life. He's already had surgery and is stable.

This f**king country is unbelievable. Seriously thinking about getting outta here.

He had been shot in the upper leg and the bullet hit a vein.

From what you said I guess he will be okay!
Good thing you looked in on him!
How did he get shot?

I called back and got his voicemail. Something seemed fishy so I went out to his condo, which is at least 25 mins from where I am, and he was locked in his house. I called the police and my friend actually made it to the door and opened it. He had been shot in the upper leg and the bullet hit a vein. His floor was covered in blood, I've never seen so much in my life. He's already had surgery and is stable.

Bo, I am really sorry to know about it. Do you have any idea of who did this? Was your friend able to talk and give some clue as to who was the one who shot him?

I wish him speedy recovery.

There was a young lady from Madras
Who had a most magnificant ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
But gray, had long ears and ate grass.

You Randy goat, I have heard this before.Who was the author of this poem?

Not sure who the author is, but it is a good one!

There was once a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw,
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother --
Let that be a lesson to you!

BTW, why do they call it "May Day" signal on an emergency?

I knew once but like every thing else I forgot. The most important one I do remember is Payday!

Comes from a French expression which means "Help!"

who done this to my friend, we don't know. But there have been several other robberies at condominiums in the same area in the 2-3 days following his shooting. His neighbor was robbed also before he got shot. The police are saying it's a gang that is targeting all the condominiums in this area. This area is way out on the beach and doesn't have a police station or post anywhere nearby.

No private cops? Fencing, Dogs.

lim·er·ick(lmr-k)
n.
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.

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The Professor's Art is Limericks, Joao. Poetry is usually relegated to high thought. Now that is not to say that a Limerick cannot achieve poetry, but it is usually the provence of Fraternities. Limericks are often found in the company of Puns. And once again this is an American university sport. This is intellectual whimsy. Neither would be considered as Literature, though a good Limerick and a good Pun are often cleaver enough to be deemed Literary Art.

What is being called here "limerick" sounds more like "doggerel".

Limericks - The History
Variants of the form of poetry referred to as Limerick poems can be traced back to the fourteenth century English history. Limericks were used in Nursery Rhymes and other poems for children. But as limericks were short, relatively easy to compose and bawdy or sexual in nature they were often repeated by beggars or the working classes in the British pubs and taverns of the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventh centuries. The poets who created these limericks were therefore often drunkards! Limericks were also referred to as dirty, ribald, bawdy.

Limericks - A Defence - Shakespeare even wrote Limericks!
Admittedly the content of Limericks can often verge on the indecent, the dirty, or even the obscene, but they make people laugh! Limericks are easy to remember! Limericks are short and no great talent is necessary to compose one - Limericks are a form of poetry that everyone feels happy to try (especially when inebriated!). Limericks as a form of poetry has survived the vagaries of time dating back for centuries! And whilst the poetic and literary skills of Shakespeare are not requisite for the composition of a limerick the great Bard himself did in fact write limericks which can be found in two of his greatest plays - Othello and King Lear.

IAGO Some wine, ho!

[Sings]

And let me the canakin clink, clink;
And let me the canakin clink
A soldier's a man;
A life's but a span;
Why, then, let a soldier drink.