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By Promoting Ethanol Brazil Is Contributing to a World Tragedy PDF Print E-mail
2007 - May 2007
Written by Fidel Castro   
Thursday, 03 May 2007 06:01

Brazilian sugarcane cutter I hold nothing against Brazil, even though to more than a few Brazilians continuously bombarded with the most diverse arguments, which can be confusing even for people who have traditionally been friendly to Cuba, we might sound callous and careless about hurting that country's net income of hard currency.

However, for me to keep silent would be to opt between the idea of a world tragedy and a presumed benefit for the people of that great nation.

I do not blame Lula and the Brazilians for the objective laws which have governed the history of our species. Only 7,000 years have passed since the human being has left his tangible mark on what has come to be a civilization immensely rich in culture and technical knowledge. Advances have not been achieved at the same time or in the same geographical latitudes.

It can be said that due to the apparent enormity of our planet, quite often the existence of one or another civilization was unknown. Never in thousands of years had the human being lived in cities with twenty million inhabitants such as São Paulo or Mexico City, or in urban communities such as Paris, Madrid, Berlin and others who see trains speeding by on rails and air cushions, at speeds of more than 250 miles an hour.

At the time of Christopher Columbus, barely 500 years ago, some of these cities did not exist or they had populations that did not exceed several tens of thousands. Nobody used one single kilowatt to light their home. Possibly, the population of the world then was not more than 500 million.

We know that in 1830, world population reached the first billion mark, one hundred and thirty years later it multiplied by three, and forty-six years later the total number of inhabitants on the planet had grown to 6.5 billion; the immense majority of these were poor, having to share their food with domestic animals and from now on with biofuels.

Humanity did not then have all the advances in computers and means of communication that we have today, even though the first atomic bombs had already been detonated over two large human communities, in a brutal act of terrorism against a defenseless civilian population, for reasons that were strictly political.

Today, the world has tens of thousands of nuclear bombs that are fifty times as powerful, with carriers that are several times faster than the speed of sound and having absolute precision; our sophisticated species could destroy itself with them. At the end of World War II, fought by the peoples against fascism, a new power emerged that took over the world and imposed the absolutist and cruel order under which we live today.

Before Bush's trip to Brazil, the leader of the empire decided that corn and other foodstuffs would be suitable raw material for the production of biofuels. For his part, Lula stated that Brazil could supply as much biofuel as necessary from sugar cane; he saw in this formula a possibility for the future of the Third World, and the only problem left to solve would be to improve the living conditions of the sugarcane workers.

He was well aware - and he said it - that the United States should in turn lift the custom tariffs and the subsidies affecting ethanol exports to that country.

Bush replied that custom tariffs and subsidies to the growers were untouchable in a country such as the United States, which is the first world producer of ethanol from corn.

The large American transnationals, which produce this biofuel investing tens of billion dollars at an accelerated pace, had demanded from the imperial leader the distribution in the American market of no less than 35 billion gallons of this fuel every year. The combination of protective tariffs and real subsidies would raise that figure to almost US$ 100 billion each year.

Insatiable in its demand, the empire had flung into the world the slogan of producing biofuels in order to liberate the United States, the world's supreme energy consumer, from all external dependency on hydrocarbons.

History shows that sugar as a single crop was closely associated with the enslaving of Africans, forcibly uprooted from their natural communities, and brought to Cuba, Haiti and other Caribbean islands. In Brazil, the exact same thing happened in the growing of sugar cane.

Today, in that country, almost 80% of sugar cane is cut by hand. Sources and studies made by Brazilian researchers affirm that a sugarcane cutter, a piece-work laborer, must produce no less than twelve tons in order to meet basic needs.

This worker needs to perform 36,630 flexing movements with his legs, make small trips 800 times carrying 15 kilos of cane in his arms and walk 8,800 meters in his chores. He loses an average of 8 liters of water every day.

Only by burning cane can this productivity per man be achieved. Cane cut by hand or by machines is usually burned to protect people from nasty bites and especially to increase productivity.

Even though the established norm for a working day is from 8 in the morning until 5 in the afternoon, this type of piece-work cane cutting tends to go on for a 12 hour working day. The temperature will at times rise to 113 degrees Fahrenheit (45 degrees centigrade) by noon.

I have cut cane myself more than once as a moral duty, as have many other comrade leaders of the country. I remember August of 1969. I chose a place close to the capital. I moved there very early every day. It was not burned cane but green cane, an early variety and high in agricultural and industrial yield.

I would cut for four hours non-stop. Somebody else would be sharpening the machete. I consistently produced a minimum of 3.4 tons per day. Then I would shower, calmly have some lunch and take a break in a place nearby. I earned several coupons in the famous harvest of 1970. I had just turned 44 then.

The rest of the time, until bedtime, I worked at my revolutionary duties. I stopped my personal efforts after I wounded my left foot. The sharpened machete had sliced through my protective boot. The national goal was 10 million tons of sugar and approximately 4 million tons of molasses as by-product. We never reached that goal, although we came close.

The USSR had not disappeared; that seemed impossible. The Special Period, which took us to a struggle for survival and to economic inequalities with their inherent elements of corruption, had not yet begun. Imperialism believed that the time had come to finish off the Revolution. It is also fair to recognize that during years of bonanza we wasted resources and our idealism ran high along with the dreams accompanying our heroic process.

The great agricultural yields of the United States were achieved by rotating the gramineae (corn, wheat, oats, millet and other similar grains) with the legumes (soy, alfalfa, beans, etc.). These contribute nitrogen and organic material to the soil. The corn crop yield in the United States in 2005, according to FAO (Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations) data was 9.3 tons per hectare.

In Brazil they only obtain 3 tons of this same grain in the same area. The total production registered by this sister nation that year was thirty-four million six hundred thousand tons, consumed internally as food. It cannot contribute corn to the world market.

The prices for this grain, the staple diet in numerous countries of the region, have almost doubled. What will happen when hundreds of millions of tons of corn are redirected towards the production of biofuel? And I rather not mention the amounts of wheat, millet, oats, barley, sorghum and other cereals that industrialized countries will use as a source of fuel for its engines.

Add to this that it is very difficult for Brazil to rotate corn and legumes. Of the Brazilian states traditionally producing corn, eight are responsible for 90% of production: Paraná, Minas Gerais, São Paulo, Goiás, Mato Grosso, Rio Grande do Sul, Santa Catarina and Mato Grosso do Sul. On the other hand, 60% of sugar cane production, a grain that cannot be rotated with other crops, takes place in four states: São Paulo, Paraná, Pernambuco and Alagoas.

The engines of tractors, harvesters and the heavy machinery required to mechanize the harvest would use growing amounts of hydrocarbons. The increase of mechanization would not help in the prevention of global warming, something which has been proven by experts who have measured annual temperatures for the last 150 years.

Brazil does produce an excellent food that is especially rich in protein: soy, fifty million one hundred and fifteen thousand (50,115,000) tons. It consumes almost 23 million tons and exports twenty-seven million three hundred thousand (27,300,000). Is it perhaps that a large part of this soy will be converted to biofuel?

As it is, the producers of beef cattle are beginning to complain that grazing land is being transformed into sugarcane fields.

The former Agriculture Minister of Brazil, Roberto Rodrigues, an important advocate for the current government position - and today a co-president of the Inter American Ethanol Commission created in 2006 following an agreement with the state of Florida and the Inter American Development Bank (IDB) to promote the use of biofuel on the American continent - declared that the program to mechanize the sugarcane harvest does not create more jobs, but on the contrary it would produce a surplus of non-qualified manpower.

We know that the poorest workers from various states are the ones who gravitate towards cane cutting out of necessity. Sometimes, they must spend many months away from their families. That is what happened in Cuba until the triumph of the Revolution, when the cutting and hauling of sugarcane was done by hand, and mechanized cultivation or transportation hardly existed.

With the demise of the brutal system forced on our society the cane-cutters, massively taught to read and write, abandoned their wanderings in a few years and it became necessary to replace them with hundreds of thousands of voluntary workers.

Add to this the latest report by the United Nations about climate change, affirming what would happen in South America with the water from the glaciers and the Amazon water basin as the temperature of the atmosphere continue to rise.

Nothing could prevent American and European capital from funding the production of biofuels. They could even send the funds as gifts to Brazil and Latin America. The United States, Europe and the other industrialized countries would save more than one hundred and forty billion dollars each year, without having to worry about the consequences for the climate and the hunger which would affect the countries of the Third World in the first place. They would always be left with enough money for biofuels and to acquire the little food available on the world market at any price.

It is imperative to immediately have an energy revolution that consists not only in replacing all the incandescent light bulbs, but also in massively recycling all domestic, commercial, industrial, transport and socially used electric appliances that require two and three times more energy with their previous technologies.

It hurts to think that 10 billion tons of fossil fuel is consumed every year. This means that each year we waste what it took nature a million years to create. National industries are faced with enormous challenges, including the reduction of unemployment. Thus we could gain a bit of time.

Another risk of a different nature facing the world is an economic recession in the United States. In the past few days, the dollar has broken records at losing value. On the other hand, every country has most of its reserves in convertible currencies precisely in this paper currency and in American bonds.

May Day is a good day to bring these reflections to the workers and to all the poor of the world. At the same time we should protest against something incredible and humiliating that has just occurred: the liberation of a terrorist monster, exactly when we are celebrating the 46th Anniversary of the Revolutionary Victory at the Bay of Pigs.

Prison for the assassin!

Freedom for the Five Cuban Heroes!

Fidel Castro Ruz is the president of Cuba. This article appeared originally in the daily Granma.



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Adios
written by aes, May 03, 2007
In the past few days, the dollar has broken records at losing value. That means that the stock market is cheaper for foreign currencies, that means that the market will go up as individual stocks are cheaper for foreign currencies.

The U.S. will not continue to produce ethanlol from corn as it is distructive to the soil. Ergo. . .they will reduce tarrifs and facilitate the production of ethanol from sugar.

Manual cane cutting is obsolete. I would suggest that Cuba abandon sugar production and diversify its agriculture to follow the formula presented. I would furthur suggest that Cuba expand its economics to include diversified economics. And if the success of Cuba's econonmy is dependent upon the stepping down of totalitarian dictatorship, in favor of rationalism, scientific agronomy, and contemporary global economics, that, if you are so concerned with the world as you have expressed, begin with yourself and the well being of the Cuban population. But you do not, and will not. There is an hypocracy inherent in your diatribe. If you are SO concerned. Abdicate your throne. Do you really think you are capable, have the intellectual where with all to create what Cuba is capable of? You ahve created in nearly a half a century a standard of living that has descended to the depths of possibility and potential. Your's is a failed ideology, a failed perception, and a failed science. You are a diatribe of irrational diatribe. The warming of the planet will sink Cuba, through the melting of the ice caps. And the sky is falling. The problem is your dictation and the reliance of sugarcane. Yours is a failed policy. Producing poverty. Your demise will liberated the genius of the Cuban people. And in diversification produce for Cuba the wealth that it deserves. You are the impediment. Do not presume to lecture the world about things you conjecture. The world is about science not the opinion of a lawyer and his intellection that is fifty years in obsolescence.
a tree is known by its fruit or a fruit is known by the lack thereof..
written by Professor, May 03, 2007
I once spent time knowing a woman who was extremely knowledgeable about all things New Age, such as crystals, channeling spirits, power vortexes, mother earth, herbal remedies and potions and so on. In her great pursuit for a more enlightened self, a more healthy self she and her compatriots preached fervorently the healing properties of both spirit and body.
I came to the conclusion after sometime that her and her compatriots were a people who had far more physical illnesses and mental problems than those who did not participate in new age healing. How is it, I thought that those who preach this power, manifested absolutely 0% of it in their daily lives?
In their world the dentist have no teeth, the doctors all have cancer and cure no one but succeed in infecting others. The farmers sow seeds and reap nothing, but their preachers prosper in selling trinkets to the blind.

Fidel your wisdom is like seeds that the farmer planted and harvested nothing.
You are the doctor who has healed no one, but have infected many.
You are a dentist with no teeth.
Only the blind will buy your trinkets, while you enslave them within your false prosperity.
...
written by "Magnus Brazil", May 04, 2007
You people really thinks that he's going to read the coments?
Do you think that you would have an easy acces to him?
He's the president of something. Put Bush at his place and you'll understand.
Mag.B
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
You people really thinks that he's going to read the coments?

It is possible! We read his, maybe he reads ours?
Speak now or forever hold your peace!
totally drunk......Castro !
written by ch.c., May 04, 2007
He started by saying he had cut a daily minimum of 3,4 tons...of sugarcane !
In Brazil the minimum quota for sugarcane cutters is over 10 tons. Quite lazy.....Castro !

And contrary to what AES is saying : Manual cane cutting is obsolete, then WHY TODAY, Brazil still harvest 40 % of their sugarcane....manually ????

In my view, yesssss Brazil....is obsolete, because it is a medieval and archaïc country, in a state of anarchy. Just look at their (IN)Justice, Impunity, violence, crimes, generalized
corruption at all levels of the society, their wealth inequality, poverty rate, bad education, bad infrastructure, just to name a few !
TO CH.C
written by rookie, May 04, 2007
WHY TODAY, Brazil still harvest 40 % of their sugarcane....manually ????

Maybe because it has a lot of cheap labour force.
Self-Sustainable communities
written by JStarr, May 04, 2007
It is the way in which we are living now that is bringing about our demise. Not the technology, but the monetary system which has enabled a few countries to hold the world's wealth over the rest of the world. Imagine this- currency does not exist. How can a person or country accumulate that which is not? It can't. What if we were to use the bartering system? What if trading goods was our only way of transacting with others?
This is what I think, small communities would flourish as one community would be suitable for growing the biofuel intercrops with vegetables. Another would be suitable for the raising of the fish and algae ponds. Another would product the coconut oil for consumption. Another the plant for fiber to make ropes for the fishermen and clothings. Another to build the houses using earth bags, etc. etc. The needs of the people would be identified, per region. Each region becomes self-sufficient.
If we are not careful, the powers the be, are going to enslave the rest of the world. As more and more fields are planted for biofuel, more people will starve unless they go into a work camp. People wake up! I am not a revolutionary, but the writing is on the wall. Start forming your self-sustainable communities now. Need help? Need a blue print, our foundtation will do just that. write healnow12@gmail.com
AES
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
Another to build the houses using earth bags

Would you mind living on that lovely hill in Rio in an Earth Bag house for the good of humanity?
I would suggest that all Cubans could move to Florida (GTY's Neighbourhood) and we turn Cuba into one hugh Sugar Cane Plantation.
To:AES,Prof,Ch.c,Magnus,Rookie,JStarr
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
Gentlemen,

You guys walked right into the trap of GTY,who wrote this article. Elementary,eh, fellas. Do you really think that Fidel wrote this article?

Ch.C, Fidel was not drunk.He was under morphine.
TO:AES
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
I would suggest that Cuba abandon sugar production and diversify its agriculture to follow the formula presented. I would furthur suggest that Cuba expand its economics to include diversified economics. And if the success of Cuba's econonmy is dependent upon the stepping down of totalitarian dictatorship, in favor of rationalism, scientific agronomy, and contemporary global economics, that, if you are so concerned with the world as you have expressed, begin with yourself and the well being of the Cuban population. But you do not, and will not. There is an hypocracy inherent in your diatribe. If you are SO concerned. Abdicate your throne. Do you really think you are capable, have the intellectual where with all to create what Cuba is capable of? You ahve created in nearly a half a century a standard of living that has descended to the depths of possibility and potential. Your's is a failed ideology, a failed perception, and a failed science. You are a diatribe of irrational diatribe. The warming of the planet will sink Cuba, through the melting of the ice caps. And the sky is falling. The problem is your dictation and the reliance of sugarcane. Yours is a failed policy. Producing poverty. Your demise will liberated the genius of the Cuban people. And in diversification produce for Cuba the wealth that it deserves. You are the impediment. Do not presume to lecture the world about things you conjecture. The world is about science not the opinion of a lawyer and his intellection that is fifty years in obsolescence.


What a tongue lashing you gave to Fidel´s Ghost writer,AES. I hope Uncle Fidel doesnt wake up right in the middle of the night in the hospital and reads your comments on his Lap Top ans posts a disclaimer notice (Besides sending his Ghost writer to the Paredão).

You Prof,watch out for Bulgarians with black umbrellas in Sampa
If Fidel wrote this article...
written by me, May 04, 2007
If Fidel wrote this article, alone and unaided, then I am the Pope.
What's up...
written by bo, May 04, 2007
with this site??? Haven't been able to open up some topics for days.
EU KUMKORDU
written by POBREZINHA DA ROCINHA, May 04, 2007
KUMKÓRDU KÕU SEU FIDEU. AMO ELE!!! smilies/kiss.gif
JOão
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
You Prof,watch out for Bulgarians with black umbrellas in Sampa

After a morning glass of Peruvian Viagra nothing can stop me!smilies/wink.gif
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/...index.html
It hurts to think that 10 billion tons of fossil fuel (Peruvian Viagra) is consumed every year.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
Fidel your wisdom is like seeds that the farmer planted and harvested nothing.
You are the doctor who has healed no one, but have infected many.
You are a dentist with no teeth.
Only the blind will buy your trinkets, while you enslave them within your false prosperity.


What a farewell homage to Fidel smilies/grin.gif
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
Fidel your wisdom is like seeds that the farmer planted and harvested nothing.
You are the doctor who has healed no one, but have infected many.
You are a dentist with no teeth.
Only the blind will buy your trinkets, while you enslave them within your false prosperity.


A nice ultimate homage you are paying to our Hero smilies/grin.gif
Bo
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
What's up...
written by bo, 2007-05-04 03:41:18

with this site??? Haven't been able to open up some topics for days.



I would guess server/database problems. Looks like a crash and burn is coming..
To:Bo
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
I would guess server/database problems. Looks like a crash and burn is coming..


And Fidel is trying to fix it.

BTW, how is your Englsih friend doing at the hospital?
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
After a morning glass of Peruvian Viagra nothing can stop me


Went in search of a Frog and coudnt find one.
JOão
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
Went in search of a Frog and coudnt find one.

Hard to find a Peruvian Perreca when you need one!
You will have better luck looking for one near a bonita Pant-anal.
João...
written by bo, May 04, 2007
He is doing really well considering the circumstances. He got shot in the thigh, but was unbelievably lucky he didnt get shot in the chest as when the guy went to shoot him my buddy kicked the door that was between them and the doorhit the guy in the arm which lowered his aim. The bullet hit a vein and if he would've gotten to the hospital 25 minutes later he would've bled to death. The amount of blood in his apartment was astonishing. I can't believe he survived. I have videotape of his apartment the morning after with all the blood on the floor, much of it coagulated. May put it on YouTube.
Ethanol Demand Threatens Food Prices
written by The Guest, May 04, 2007
Irregardless of your like or dislike of the messenger the effects are real and present and they deserve a debate. Read the following articles.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Rising corn prices are already affecting everything from the cost of tortillas in Mexico City to the cost of producing eggs in the United States.
By Brittany Sauser
The recent rise in corn prices--almost 70 percent in the past six months--caused by the increased demand for ethanol biofuel has come much sooner than many agriculture economists had expected.
According to the United States Department of Agriculture, this year the country is going to use 18 to 20 percent of its total corn crop for the production of ethanol, and by next year that will jump to 25 percent. And that increase, says Marshall Martin, an agriculture economist at Purdue University, "is the main driver behind the price increase for corn."
The jump in corn prices is already affecting the cost of food. The most notable example: in Mexico, which gets much of its corn from the United States, the price of corn tortillas has doubled in the past year, according to press reports, setting off large protest marches in Mexico City. It's almost certain that most of the rise in corn prices is due to the U.S. ethanol policy, says David Victor, director of the Program on Energy and Sustainable Development at Stanford University.
The rising food costs fueled by ethanol demand are also affecting U.S. consumers. "All things that use corn are going to have higher prices and higher cost, to some extent, that will be passed on to consumers," says Wally Tyner, professor of agriculture economics at Purdue University. The impact of this is being felt first in animal feed, particularly poultry and pork. Poultry feed is about two-thirds corn; as a result, the cost to produce poultry--both meat and eggs--has already risen about 15 percent due to corn prices, says Tyner. Also expect corn syrup--used in soft drinks--to get more expensive, he says.
The situation will only get worse, says David Pimentel, a professor in the department of entomology at Cornell University. "We have over a hundred different ethanol plants under construction now, so the situation is going to get desperate," he says. Adding to the worries about corn-related food prices is President Bush's ambitious goal, announced in his last State of the Union address, that the United States will produce 35 billion gallons of ethanol by 2017.
Still, some suggest that the overheated ethanol market could soon cool down. "Politicians will see that, first of all, it is not helping our oil independence," says Pimentel. "It is increasing the price of food for people in the U.S., it is costing an enormous sum of money for everyone, and it is contributing to environmental problems. But I can imagine it is going to take another year or more before politicians realize they have a major disaster on their hands."
High corn prices threaten Guatemalans with hunger
written by The Guest, May 04, 2007
By Mica Rosenberg
SUCHIQUER PINALITO, Guatemala, May 2 (Reuters) - Hundreds of thousands of landless Guatemalan laborers clustered in drought-prone hamlets could face a hunger crisis if corn prices rise further, the United Nations says.
The cost of the nation's main food staple has soared along with world prices near 10-year highs on soaring demand for ethanol, a crop plague in Guatemala's top corn-growing area, and dwindling supplies ahead of the next harvest.
The price of corn tortillas -- flat, round patties eaten with almost every Guatemalan meal -- has jumped in tandem. If corn prices rise further and all-too-common drought also hits Guatemala's poorest villages, the effects could be disastrous.
"The increase in the price of maize has left this sector of the population much more vulnerable than they were before ... and weather affecting crops is increasingly unpredictable due to climate change," said Ian Cherret, head of the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization, or FAO, in Guatemala.
"You put the two elements together and you begin to have a killer," he said in a recent interview, adding that "hundreds of thousands" could starve this year if rising prices combine with drought to create a worst-case scenario.
Nearly half of all Guatemalan children under 5 are chronically malnourished, the highest rate in the Western Hemisphere and the sixth highest in the world, just behind Burundi and Ethiopia, according to the United Nations.
Most vulnerable are Mayan farm workers with no land to grow food. In some of Guatemala's poorest hamlets, on its border with Honduras, the price of corn is already putting children's lives in danger.
In the village of Suchiquer Pinalito, where landless peasants struggle to survive by working on coffee farms, 3-year-old Santa Norberta Diaz's thinning hair and bloated belly are signs she is dangerously close to starving.
"All we eat is salt and tortillas," said her mother, 20-year-old Santa Angel, holding the tiny girl who is being treated at a government-run nutrition center to keep her alive. "Corn is getting more expensive every day."
ETHANOL PARTLY TO BLAME
The threat of hunger is ever present in the area around Suchiquer Pinalito. Five years ago, drought and low coffee prices combined to flood clinics with emaciated babies.
Growing ethanol demand is now partly to blame for the danger. The environmentally friendly fuel promoted by the U.S. government as a way to reduce oil imports has pushed international prices for the yellow corn used to make it near 10-year highs.
The white corn grown in Guatemala for human consumption but also imported from the United States, trades internationally at a premium over yellow corn, helping push up local prices.
"If prices continue rising we may see increases in acute malnutrition," said Willem van Milink, director of the United Nations World Food Program in Guatemala.
The average benchmark price for corn in Guatemala was 120 quetzales ($16) for 101 pounds (46 kg) in March, up almost 30 percent from March last year.
While President Oscar Berger has made combating hunger a national priority with programs aiming to boost corn output by handing out drought-resistant seeds and fertilizers, underlying problems mean farm aid is not enough to help the poor.
U.N. hunger expert Jean Ziegler says up to three-quarters of arable land is concentrated in the hands of wealthy landowners -- some 2 percent of the population -- and food prices are rising faster than wages.
Guatemala's limited tax take, the lowest in Latin America at just under 10 percent of gross domestic product, also prevents the government from adequately helping those in need.
Castolia Diaz, a bone-thin Chorti Mayan woman, ran out of her meager corn reserves planted on a rented, rock-filled patch of land more than two months ago. The end of the coffee and sugar harvests have put her husband out of work, so the pair can only afford to eat once or twice a day.
"Prices are too high," she said, sitting listless in front of her palm-thatched hut. "It is beating us down."
To:Bo
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
He got shot in the thigh, but was unbelievably lucky he didnt get shot in the chest as when the guy went to shoot him my buddy kicked the door that was between them and the doorhit the guy in the arm which lowered his aim. The bullet hit a vein and if he would've gotten to the hospital 25 minutes later he would've bled to death.


Bo,he was also lucky to have a good friend in you, who had the presence of mind to suspect something was wrong and rushed to his apartment and take the necessary steps to take him to the hospital. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

I dont know if he has a family in Aracaju,but I am sure you are giving him all the necessary support.Again my best wishes for his speedy recovery.

You take care Bo.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
Peruvian Perreca


I havent eaten one (by the view point of A Brazilian). Have you?
J OãO
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
Tosmilies/tongue.gifrof
written by João da Silva, 2007-05-04 14:17:23

Peruvian Perreca

I havent eaten one (by the view point of A Brazilian). Have you?

No I have not, my Brazilian wife won't let me! smilies/angry.gif
Que absurdo!
If it smells like Banana...
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
Petrobitch produces Banana Diesel
http://br.invertia.com/noticias/noticia.aspx?idNoticia=200705041631_RED_33900719
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
No I have not, my Brazilian wife won't let me!
Que absurdo


Nor mine.Totalmente inaceitavél.
More on Ethanol/food production
written by Professor, May 04, 2007
States in Portuguese that Brazil's Sugar Cane production will not affect food production.
http://invertia.terra.com.br/c...35,00.html
Ethanol is a gas!
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 04, 2007
Ethanol is a gas!


A deadly one too smilies/grin.gif
High corn prices threaten Guatemalans with hunger !!!!! Funny....funny.......
written by ch.c., May 05, 2007
When grains prices are low, LATAM complain about hunger, since it is not worth growing grains.
They also complain when developed countries subsidize their grains èroducers.

AND

When grains prices are high, LATAM complains about hunger-
They also complains when developed countries reduce their subsidizes, in view olf the high prices.

Questions :
- what should be the grains prices be to have you stop complaining ?????
- why doesnt those complaining when prices are high, start.....producing their own grains ??????
Guatemala is a large country....with similar land and climate than Brazil !

Those complaining ALL the time, cannot be right both at time of low and high prices !
When prices are high, there is profit to be made thus incentive to planting !!!!!
Sight Shifting
written by Simpleton, May 05, 2007
Problems with the links? Databases unstable? Cliques not working for you? Pay no attention to the relative times of your locale jumping in respect to your posted time. Things here are a bit fluent and might bring you ills as well.

Anyway, I'll take my guia's choice for when to lay low any time over that of some healer or broker. Cash flush and coming yonder - but it looks like the investment form may have to shift a bit considering the markets and usuary clamps going into place (pre-planned activities - not consistent with usual BRL patterns).
TO:Simpleton/Sight Shifting
written by João da Silva, May 05, 2007
Problems with the links? Databases unstable? Cliques not working for you? Pay no attention to the relative times of your locale jumping in respect to your posted time. Things here are a bit fluent and might bring you ills as well.



I cant make head or tail of your comment.Mind explaining? I think you are having too much of Antartica and making a move on your Sansei.Have you heard of Peruvian Viagara? I suggest that you have a glass every morning. It really works. NO money guarantee though.

And keep your pecker tucked in your pants,lest your wife uses a Swiss Army Knife to chopp it off.
would you like another?
written by Professor, May 05, 2007
Sight Shifting

Those who write on sh*thouse walls roll their sh*t into little balls.
Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of sh*t.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 05, 2007
would you like another?
written by Professor, 2007-05-04 22:23:34



A profound quote on your part, I must confess. You having too much of that brew Peruvian Viagara?

I drove almost 100 miles today in search of a Peruvian Perereca and I didnt find one.I did come across such species from Argentina,Paraguay,Uruaguay and Chile.I think that this Peruvian P is an extinct species.The fault is all due to Charles Darwin. who ate every thing on sight.
JOãO
written by Professor, May 05, 2007
Charles Darwin. who ate every thing on sight.

Darwin must have eaten the missing link!

there once was a man named Mcsweeny
who one night spilled gin on his weeny
in an attempt to be be couth
he added vermouth
and asked his girlfriend to drink his martini.
JOãO
written by Professor, May 05, 2007
I drove almost 100 miles today in search of a Peruvian Perereca and I didnt find one.I did come across such species from Argentina,Paraguay,Uruaguay and Chile.

Twat a shame! If you would have found a Bolivian-Uruguayan (aka. Urubureca) perreca it is closely compatible to the Peruvian variety, however you have to roast them like Jalapenos to remove the peach-fuzz.

Bottoms up mate!
João
written by bo, May 05, 2007
Thanks for that, but I really can't see how anyone else would've done any different. This has been big news here in Aracaju. I've been interviewed several times this week on radio and tv. There have also been 4 other robberies in neighboring condominiums after my friends shooting. I've met with just about everyone this week besides the governor, the secretary of public safety and the secretary of tourism. Violence is out of hand in this country, the inequality is everywhere and all of us are paying the bill for this. The police can't be trusted and many times are in bed with the criminals, one must be very careful with what he says.

I know you're always asking for solutions João, but as long as impunity is policy, laws go unenforced, investments in education amount to just a token and salaries in this country remain among the worlds lowest, I can't see things getting any better, only much worse.

The saddest part in all of this is our children don't deserve this.
Bo
written by aes, May 05, 2007
Christ man. I am sorry for your friends plight.
No your children do not deserve this.
The good people of this country do not deserve to live in such violence, contributed to by the Law itselfe.

My regards to your friend.
KORTÁ KANA A MAUN É MÓ RUIM
written by POBREZINHA DA ROCINHA, May 05, 2007
MINHA MÃINHA KORTAVA KÃNA LA NO SERTÃO BAHIANU
A GENTI MUDÔ PRO RIU I AGUÓRA TAMO VIVENU NA FAVELA ROSSINHA smilies/cry.gif
AI LULA, ISKESSA AKELI PALIASSU VELIU DI FIDÉU, DÊ KUMIDA PREU E PRA MIA MÃINHA
PRA MEUS FIO TAMBEIN.
Bo
written by GTY, May 05, 2007
Sorry about your friend, I hope he is all right. You should know better than anyone, if you have a few bucks in Brazil, it's only a matter of time, the odds are not in your favor, you should be careful as well. We have a friend in Rio who's son was killed outside a nightclub in Barra, while he was talking to his girlfriend. What a s**thole.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 05, 2007
Sorry about your friend, I hope he is all right.


You just rewon my respect. I was expecting you to make a nasty comment which you didnt.

According to the reports I received, Kevin is doing alright,though "assustado".

BTY, was your Ship torpedoed on her maiden voyage to Belize? smilies/grin.gif

GTY, the Ex-Pats from all over the world are contibuting to Brazil and they are not running away from the laws of their lands. You better believe in me,because I mean it.
Joao
written by GTY, May 06, 2007
Not looking for your respect. The fishing was spectacular in Belize last week, so were the people, very friendly. I kept looking for Forest, but didn't see any one eye, gun toting, drooling, pirates looking to kill me. By the way, my boat is not one you could take to Belize, just offshore here in Florida, the Bahamas are a short trip. No, flew down with clients and expoited the locals by hiring them as guides and charter boat captains.

Bo, the reason I left Ipanema after 18 months was becuase I had become known around the neighborhood. The local gringo going out every day, getting my Globo, eating in the local cafes and going Posto Novo on the beach. I had two kids in private schools there, very good ones. But it was just a matter of time before the inevetable happened, one of my kids kidnapped or a home invasion, too risky so I took a real job again and moved back home. No s**t, be careful, it is unfortunate, but it is possible that even someone you trust could turn on you. And based on my experience with the local coppers and the American counsel, you are pretty much on your own.

Hey Joao, how goes your efforts to become a Gringo? My boat needs a good wash, too much beer and sun today to do it myself, thank God for illegal immigrants, instead I might have to pay someone a real wage to to it, instead, have a couple of kids coming by tomorrow to do it for twenty bucks. Oh, the pool guy is coming by too.
thanks..
written by bo, May 06, 2007
GTY, I know what you're saying is the truth. Kind of a coincidence, but on Sunday night, the night before the shooting of my friend, I spoke to my mother on the phone and told her that for the first time in nearly 10 years since living in brazil that I didn't feel safe. She asked me if I thought I may be in danger and I told her "maybe". She said, quote, "come home son". And I'm strongly considering that. My daughter is the problem.
Cariocas only $50.00 while supplies last!
written by Professor, May 06, 2007
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written by Ric, May 06, 2007
"It´s not the first cost, son," said my Dad...."it´s the upkeep".
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written by Professor, May 06, 2007
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
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written by Ric, May 06, 2007
Actually in context he was talking about a horse but no offense intended.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 06, 2007
Hey Joao, how goes your efforts to become a Gringo? My boat needs a good wash, too much beer and sun today to do it myself


Hey Gary, my efforts are going great and thanks for asking.To be honest,I can blend with the Gringos effortlessly.

Not looking for your respect.


I didnt expect you to look for either. But being a scholar and gentleman that I am, I try to be good to lowly persons.

I kept looking for Forest, but didn't see any one eye, gun toting, drooling, pirates looking to kill me


Admiral Brown was laying an ambush for you and I am glad that you outwitted that Two peckered Billy goat from Texas.Of course we recognize that you new Floridans dont have enough cojones to confront an old sailor like Forrest,the legendary Billy goat on the Ho Chin Minh Trail ( I wonder if you have ever heard of this Trail).

On a lighter tone:Are you planning to return your Mom in Law to Rio, flying her on a Space Shuttle? We all know that you have lots of influence,including with the NASA.So it shouldnt be a big problem.

You take care Gary and dont exploit the illegals too much.They may turn against you.If you want to talk to me during the wek end, I am around the Internet.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 06, 2007
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?


Your English up bringing is obvious and blatant. I have not heard this expression for a long time.

Have you ever heard of a fella called Shakespeare? I bet GTY hasnt heard about him either.
JÔaÔ Cosmik Debris
written by Professor, May 06, 2007

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Your English up bringing is obvious and blatant. I have not heard this expression for a long time.

Once infected, always infected, the quickest way to ruin a Yank is throw him across the pond and make him eat English cuisine!

I've paid my dues - Time after time - I've done my sentence But committed no crime - And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face - But I've come through - We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end..

Sorry about that, sometimes I burst into song!

On a lighter tone:Are you planning to return your Mom in Law to Rio, flying her on a Space Shuttle? We all know that you have lots of influence,including with the NASA.So it shouldnt be a big problem.

Damn Big John from Tejas you are becoming, are or have always been a damn an Internetch poet! Damn fine job!
Actually my dear chap Gary's mom-in-law is takin an English/Portuguese/internetch course:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ed&search=

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcTWOdyXLo


Have you ever heard of a fella called Shakespeare?

Ya he was a ghost writer for some guy from the Rosicrucian Order.

The Mystery Man came over - An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" - He said, for a nominal service charge, - I could reach nervonna t'nite - If I was ready, willing 'n able - To pay him his regular fee - He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs - And devote His Attention to me - But I said . . .Look here brother, - Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

Dooh did it again...
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written by bo, May 06, 2007
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written by Ric, 2007-05-05 21:09:33
"It´s not the first cost, son," said my Dad...."it´s the upkeep".



Amen to that!
Prof: Fish and Chips aint bad.
written by aes, May 06, 2007
French President Chirac's comment that "the British could not be trusted and worse food was only found in Finland".

English cuisine (culinary art) seems somehow oxymoronic.

The use of the word 'cuisine' is somewhat pretentious and has by consequence come to, become confused with haute cuisine
n.
1. Elaborate or skillfully prepared food. Skillfully prepared food, there's the rub. Blood pudding yum.
Happy Sunday
written by GTY, May 06, 2007
Mom in Law and the wife are doing the mall thing today, so far it hasn't been that bad. Stayed up late watching that boring flight last night. I wasn't too worried about Forest in Belize, I think I may have saw him paased out with a bottle of cheap wine back in the alley behind a place I had dinner, dog was pissing on him too.

Joao, unike Brazil, Brazilians here mind their manners, see we have real cops and the citizens carry real guns, therefore it is very easy to expolit them with impunity. My questions is, why do they keep coming and coming if they know they will be expolited. Could it be that at least here they can buy a car, have their kids get a decent education and not have to go to sleep to the sound of gunshots every night. The tragic part is I know most illegal Brazilians would love to be in Brazil, but they choose to stay here even though most (not all) are miserable. Joao, I am sure Forrest and Bo could help you find a good Coyote, if you make it I can help you find a job painting houses or something.

As for the space shuttle, at least we have one. Everytime Brazil tries to put up a rocket, damn thing blows up on the launch pad, you really are such a mess. And congratulations on blending in like a gringo, kind of sad you have too.

Professor, what are you a professor of? Have your PhD in? Are you teaching English a couple days a week while your wife supports you, kind of takes you balls from you doesn't it. I love it when you tell everyone you can't do something because your wife won't let you. You should write a book Prof; call it Pussy Whipped in Brazil, geez, how pathetic. Hope you bloggers all have a good day talking about this and that, smoke a little dope, listen to some Buffet and pretend you are all living your dream, instead of running from the real one.
No more fun
written by Simpleton, May 06, 2007
Leaving the swiss army knife and wife home this time around but you guys are scaring me. Mission was to continue in the culturing of contacts and planning a new mircoempressa, that or just buy one apartment somewhere reasonable and reasonably nice so we'd have a place to stay each time we visit / accomadate the family traveling with us next time around. Barra's a bad place? I've stayed there once before and thought I'd put that on my agenda. Looks like I'd better just duck down blend in and take a holiday holding up a bar stool sucking brews with the locals someplace less cultured. Heard Paratay was beautiful / decent enough except for being a bit touristy. Off for now - just enough time for some nuggie and a bath before I go.
GTY: Brazilians...only one step away from Mexicans written by GTY, 2007-04-28 11:59:23
written by aes, May 06, 2007
Expoloitation is a matter of perspective. R$10 - R$20 per hour may not be construed as exploitive. To the person benefiting from the under the table work it may be a 'financial coup'. You generally get what you pay for, sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes you get the Feds knocking at your door, then the cost of the lawyer diminishes whatever economic advantage that was had.

For the 'exploited', the poor drive cars. Life, the quality of life and the potential for life in all its myriad manifestations cannot be compared to life in the U.S.

The U.S. is forever being attacked, criticised, being taught lessons from those that do not live there, nor understand its infinite ease of life. It is better to be exploited in the U.S. then to be poor anywhere on earth. There is always a way up. there are signs that are posted everywhere that say 'this way up'.

English is a second lanuage for Joao. His profficiency and linguistic dexterity, is certainly equal to yours. Can you imagine what his Portuguese must be like, it's fluency, art. Sans words like 'pissing on him' or 'smoke a little dope' or 'listen to some Buffet'. You constantly use these terms, it is curious. It is like you are caught somewhere between class and classlessness. You can take the man out of the barrio, but you cant take the barriio out of the man. You are churlish. 'Pussy whipped'? I think not, there is something charming about the the Prof's relationship with his wife. When he makes comments about consulting the wife about this or that it shows the nature about his relationship with his wife, especially the respect he shows for her, it is self evidently said with a note of irony. He knows when he is being ironic. You once shared with us your 'wife as having a beautiful brown ass', it showed a callous disrespect for your wife, and perhaps women in general. You have a latent fear of being 'pussy whipped',

"And knowing one damn thing about Brazil does what? Makes their lives better how? ' You once posited this question regarding your three sons. Knowledge of geographics, and geopolitics, may help your sons get into a school like Harvard or Stanford or Yale or Princeton. It is well known that you do not have to be an intellect to get into Florida State or the University of Florida, if that was where you were planning to send them.

Brazilians...only one step away from Mexicans written by GTY, 2007-04-28 11:59:23. I wonder if this isn't why you have such antipathy to Brazilians, a deeply masked sense of self loathing.

Your empathy to Bo was gentlemanly and showed great class. But sometimes, maybe it's the Chevas or the Remy, or the Absolute speaking or the Dos Equis, there is a great dirth of it.


Simpleton
written by GTY, May 06, 2007
Once upon a time Barra was the place to be in Rio, a middle class area where Brazilians could actually finance a small apartment or if they were lucky a house. Good schools and great shopping. There are also the areas where the super and novo rich live behind gates and guns.

Unfortunatly this is not the case any more, home invasions, car jacking and random crime are now common. Drugs and the crime associated with them have decended into Barra over the last few years, where once the clubs and movie theatres were safe and full of middle class teens only out to have a good time, they have become shooting galleries, now similar to Lapa or Copacabana. While we still intend to vist Rio in a few weeks, there is now that uneasy feeling that I did not have even just a few years back. We will spend just a few days in Rio this time seeing familiy and friends and then spend the rest of our 3 weeks on small Bahia and Pernembuco beaches much safer...much more Brazilian.

As far as Parati, again, a lovley place a few years back, but now a dirty and glitzy tourist attraction. There are much better areas near Rio including Cabo Frio, and of the Islands around Angra, Isla Grande being my favorite and don't forget the beautiful mountains around Rio like Novo Friburgo, or Petropolis...and my favorite Visconde de Maua. Safe travels.
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written by GTY, May 06, 2007
And knowing one damn thing about Brazil does what? Makes their lives better how? ' You once posited this question regarding your three sons. Knowledge of geographics, and geopolitics, may help your sons get into a school like Harvard or Stanford or Yale or Princeton. It is well known that you do not have to be an intellect to get into Florida State or the University of Florida, if that was where you were planning to send them.

It's all in perspective, in fact, while I really encourage my kids to work on their Portuguese and make sure they spend time in Brazil...there are things that are much more important to know about than Brazil. In fact, Brazilians in general are so naive as to how the world works, as well as blinded by their own peculiar self pride and nationalism, I make sure my kids don't spend too much time with the Brazilian youth here in S. Florida. It is a curious fact, while their parents may be hard working, be it illegal immigrants, their kids are lazy slackers worried only about the next party, or spending a day at the beach. Most are very poor students and lack the parental guidence necessary to take full advantage of their unique opportunity in the US. They have not turned to gangs yet, like the Mexicans and Central Americans, but that probably is not far away. It is amazing how many of our Brazilian friends have twenty something kids laying around their homes and apartments, not working or going to school.
To:GTY/Happy Sunday
written by João da Silva, May 06, 2007
Good evening Gary.Just got to see your post.

Mom in Law and the wife are doing the mall thing today, so far it hasn't been that bad


You seem to be an early bird. While you are having a great Sunday, fixing breakfast,lunch and supper for your wife and Mom-in-law, I decided to spend a quality Sunday outdoors with some good friends . We decided to take our donkeys and ride to the beach, where we had some quality food and 50 cents Skol that you are so fond of.

Joao, I am sure Forrest and Bo could help you find a good Coyote, if you make it I can help you find a job painting houses or something.


I dont really need any Coyote to visit your country,but if Forrest offers a free ride in his vessel, I will be hapy to accept.It should be much more fun.On second thoughts,may be you should look him up and request to ship your Mom-in-law,back to Rio in the cargo hatch.He may give you a better deal than the American or NASA.

As for the space shuttle, at least we have one. Everytime Brazil tries to put up a rocket, damn thing blows up on the launch pad, you really are such a mess. And congratulations on blending in like a gringo, kind of sad you have too.


You have more than one space shuttle and seem to be unaware of it.As for our rockets blowing up, everyone, including your pal Fidel knows that it is a CIA conspiracy. However, lately your President and ours have signed an agreement that we will not interefere in our respective space programs. Our brand new Ethanol fueled Rockets were recently tested in the Patagonia desert (I wonder if you know where it is) and proved to be a great success.Soon, we will be exporting this technology to your country.So you should benefit from our technology during your next space trip.

I love it when you tell everyone you can't do something because your wife won't let you. You should write a book Prof; call it Pussy Whipped in Brazil, geez, how pathetic.


No comments on my part. Everyone knows that you are a gross person in spite of your so called Chemical Engineering degree.

Have a nice Sunday adn dont forget to serve some dessert and coffee to your wife and Mom-in-law after the supper. They must be pretty tired after walking through all the malls and buying Chinese made junk goods.
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 06, 2007
But sometimes, maybe it's the Chevas or the Remy, or the Absolute speaking or the Dos Equis, there is a great dirth of it.


It must be Tequila,AES. I enjoyed your post and thanks.
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written by A brazilian, May 06, 2007
I leave for a few days and what happens? The forum gets flooded with disinformation about Brazil, a bunch of gringos whose only source for information are their "brazilian wives". As if it granted them the ultimate authority to speak of all things related to Brazil.

To the man that said that it is better to be exploited in the US than to be poor everywhere else, I would invite you to think about why those people went to the US in the first place. Were they geniuses? Were they the new Einsteins? Or are they not quite bright? If they got f**ked up in Brazil it's because there's a reason, so good luck.

Fidel is a communist that forgot to die. He should be in a history book, not among the living. Chavez and Fidel had deals with Brazil regarding the ethanol, but they changed their minds when the US appeared in the scene, and his complaint has no grounds on reality. Ethanol made of sugar cane is much more efficient than the american option, and Brazil has enough resources to increase several times its current production without affecting either the Amazon or other types of cultures.
To: A Brazilian
written by João da Silva, May 06, 2007
I leave for a few days and what happens?


What happened to you? Were you clinching any nice business deals overseas?
a bunch of gringos whose only source for information are their "brazilian wives"


Dont forget their Sogras.

Fidel is a communist that forgot to die. He should be in a history book, not among the living.


You almost sound like my cousin and I totally agree with you.

And welcome back.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
We will spend just a few days in Rio this time seeing familiy and friends and then spend the rest of our 3 weeks on small Bahia and Pernembuco beaches much safer...much more Brazilian.


You planning to fly in your armoured Hummer?
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ed&search=

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcTWOdyXLo


Hi Prof. Dona.Sonia, GTY´s Mom-in-law seems to be a much more friendly person and " bem esforçada" in her attempts to learn English.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Damn Big John from Tejas you are becoming, are or have always been a damn an Internetch poet! Damn fine job!


Many friends from Tejas in my younger days. Some from U of Houston,some from Tejas A & M.Most returned home and a few remained in Brazil. The good old 70´s when lots of foreigners came to this country and contributed in all fields.

Talking about bloody foreigners,it reminds me of another party.

We were all gathered in a party where an Indian guy (from India) was present. Mah Tejan friend was trying to explain to the Indian how big was Tejas. He started with this line. "You know our state is so big that, when you take a train at one end of Texas and travel for 24 hours,you are still in Texas". That Indian guy, who was sipping his gin and tonic replied "Sir, our locomotives also break down quite frequently".

JÕãÕ
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
We were all gathered in a party where an Indian guy (from India) was present. Mah Tejan friend was trying to explain to the Indian how big was Tejas. He started with this line. "You know our state is so big that, when you take a train at one end of Texas and travel for 24 hours,you are still in Texas". That Indian guy, who was sipping his gin and tonic replied "Sir, our locomotives also break down quite frequently".

Great story!
I am really behind on the comments today, It has been a*****es and elbows today trying to complete scholarly masterpieces for a conference.
Give em all hell I'll be back in a bit and give Ab normal and GTY a BIG (flatulent) kiss for me!
Joao
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
Time to get back to the real world, work and such. Keep using that skin lightening creme, working on your English and maybe Forest CAN ferry you accross the river in the deal of night. Sorry, but all my odd jobs for illegals are taken, but I am sure if you land here in Florida I can help you hook up.

Until next weekend.
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written by Professor, May 07, 2007
a*****es

AZZholes ?? ass-holes?
A.Brazil: The adventure and the prospect of making money.
written by aes, May 07, 2007
'I would invite you to think about why those people went to the US in the first place'. I assume it was the potential to make money. It takes a certain courage to travel 10,000 miles on the prospect that they will make money. To begin with enough money to pay for the transportation, and secondly the faith in themselves that they have the wit to survive and succeed, monetarily. Not necessarily to excell, but to obtain a small measure of the 'American Dream'. A small piece of gateau, at any rate. Jesse James was once asked why he robbed banks, he replied, 'because that's where they keep the money'.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Time to get back to the real world, work and such. Keep using that skin lightening creme, working on your English and maybe Forest CAN ferry you accross the river in the deal of night. Sorry, but all my odd jobs for illegals are taken, but I am sure if you land here in Florida I can help you hook up.


Gary, you should improve your spelling skill. It is not "Creme",but "Cream". I am really surprised that they didnt teach you how to spell correctly in Tijuana.Do you atleat spell correctly in Spanish which is obviously your first language?

Forrest need not ferry me across the river in the dead (and not deal,as you blew your English again) of the night.He can do it in broad day light, as we are all law abiding citizens.

I really appreciate your concern for helping me out to find a job in Florida. Many times I have gone there, I found your state full of commies exported by your boss Fidel.The cab drivers cant even speak decent (Queen´s ) English and I had to help them to find their way in Miami.They didnt understand my Spanish (with upper class Madrid accent) either. As our friend Professor suggested, you should move the entire Cuban population to your neighborhood and plant sugar cane in Cuba. Of course, it shouldnt be too difficult for you, as you are a man of great influence both in the White House and Havana.

Gary, you stop worrying about me and start doing it about yourself.And make sure that you cook all the meals for your Mom-in-Law for the week and freeze it in your enormos freezer.I am sure she would appreciate it. BTW, is your brohter-in-law with you too? Give my best to him.

Look forward to hearing from you the next week end. And beware of the skirt lifting secs of yours.
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Jesse James was once asked why he robbed banks, he replied, 'because that's where they keep the money'.


AES, I remember this.What an one liner it was!
We bow our head in slience
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Morre o dep**ado federal Enéas Carneiro
http://noticias.terra.com.br/b...96,00.html

One of my favorite Brazilian characters has passed on to better life!

I salute you Enéas!

Meu nome é Professor!!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007

I salute you Enéas!


So do I.May his soul R.I.P
JOáo
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Gary, you should improve your spelling skill. It is not "Creme",but "Cream".

Makes you wonder what GTY uses on his face?
Creme of sum yung guy perhaps?
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written by Professor, May 07, 2007
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Makes you wonder what GTY uses on his face?
Creme of sum yung guy perhaps?


It is a point to ponder about smilies/grin.gif
Prof
written by aes, May 07, 2007
Sum Dum Goy is servd in many Miami Chinese Restaurants, though I believe its origins are either L.A. or New York.
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written by bo, May 07, 2007
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written by A brazilian, 2007-05-06 18:44:00
I leave for a few days and what happens? The forum gets flooded with disinformation about Brazil, a bunch of gringos whose only source for information are their "brazilian wives".



Well, they're more legitimate sources than clips from YouTube.
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written by bo, May 07, 2007
To the man that said that it is better to be exploited in the US than to be poor everywhere else, I would invite you to think about why those people went to the US in the first place. Were they geniuses? Were they the new Einsteins? Or are they not quite bright? If they got f**ked up in Brazil it's because there's a reason, so good luck.


Yeah, there are many reasons Abe, lack of quality education, lack of opportunity, lack of a livable minimum wage, and an ultra-violent society that has one of the worlds highest murder rates, just to name a few.
AES
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Sum Dum Goy is servd in many Miami Chinese Restaurants, though I believe its origins are either L.A. or New York.

Does it have any relation to Stoned Crabs by chance?
AES
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
AES
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Perhaps GTY could wok his stoned Sum Dum Goy with crabs?
Have a good week!
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
From Globo this morning; Nineteen people have been killed in gun battles between rival drug gangs and in a separate incident involving police in Brazil's city of Rio de Janeiro.

Just another weekend in Bagdad...er, I mean Rio.
Where will I find another Renato
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
I'm in a panic, I don't know what to do, I just found out that my pool man, Renato, was picked up and being held by ICE, of course the first call from his wife was to my wife for help. Seems like Renato got himself in a little trouble by driving without a license, oh well, a free trip back to Valaderes...and at least there are lots more where Renato came from...for now.

It's really is a new day here, the economy is slowing down and all those s**t jobs being done by Brazilians are drying up, I was at a freinds son's First Communion on Sunday, about 5o Brazilians at the after party...what a whine fest, complaining about how unjust the US was beacuse they could not send as much money home any more and they had to "cut back" on the things they had gotten used to, like beer and the annual Disney passess they all hold. No Green Cards so they can get the really good jobs at Walmart and McDonalds.

How about the pro-immigration rallys in LA? Cops broke those up with gas and rubber bullets, they showed a couple of Mexican's that had been hit by the rubber bullets, man that looks like it hurts! What great fun that would be, a street full of Mexican's complaining about their lives in the US and me, with a rifle full of rubber bullets, they should make it a revenue generator in LA, lots of people would sign up for a chance to do that.

The Coast Guard turned 3 boats full of Hatians away over the weekend and ecorted them all back to the s**thole they came from. And to top it off, a Cuban boat full of potential "Dry Foot" candidates capsized and they didn't make it although they were in sight of the upper Keys.

This is the first time in 10 years where the illegals I know are really worried, they talk about how we are breaking up families, well, I am sure they can take there US born kids back to the favelas or Valadares or the interior of Sao Paulo or what ever backwater, dump they came from.

Bo was right, this is the issue of the new decade and politicans have to be on the side of less illegal immigration, that is what has been changing enforcement. Although I hate the idea of a fence on the border, San Diego crossings are down by 80%. Looks like we are heading in the right direction, but I am a long way from seeing a white man clean my pool! Sorry, Joao (Gilligan) even your love fest with the Profesor and Forest (the Skipper) will not help you swin across the Rio Grande now.
GTY: The only thing to fear is fear itself, and having a dime dropped on you and having your boat auctioned off to defray the cost of deportation.
written by aes, May 07, 2007
Ode to Renato

In furthurance of Federal procedure consideration is given if the immigrant is willing to testify in the trial of the employer. The IRS fines employers that fail to whithold appropriate taxes, regardless of the immigration status of the employee. I warned you before of your financial and legal vulnerability. If you have something to lose the Feds will attach it inorder to pay for the costs of the immigration program to disuade the continuation of individuals exacerbating the stituation by providing economic sanctuary to international treasspassing. There is an old axom, there is no honor among thieves, I wonder if there is any honor among Brazilians arrested for exportation. Or if they cooperate if consideration would be given to their children's plight. They usually auction off the assets of the contributing aiders and abetters such as Yachts. There are lots of good attorneys in Miami as well as Bocca. But you have nothing to fear, nothing to fear, noting to fear.
GTY-Sem pool boy
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Just another weekend in Bagdad...er, I mean Rio.

From the South looking North it does not look too well also.
It seems that U.S. cities are being systematically wiped off the map such as by Katrina, now Tornadoes.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wor...629371.stm
Massacres such as at Virginia Tech plus the smaller ones that followed.
Immigration problems, fear of terrorism, ecological incidents, increased gang violence, slowing economy, stuck in a war with Iraq, gas prices, on and on.

Thank GOD for homeland security and ICE if only they could stop hurricanes and tornadoes, earthquakes, wildfires, sh*t honeybees.
Where is underdog when you need him?
To:GTY/Where will I find another Renato
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
I'm in a panic, I don't know what to do,


Beat your chest,pluck your hair and cry.
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written by Professor, May 07, 2007
When he heard Polly's singing plea of "Oh where, oh where has my Underdog gone?", "humble, lovable" Shoeshine Boy would slip into a phone booth and emerge as the champion of justice.
No look to good
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
One day, a farmer s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his plow.

As the farmer was walking down the road, he saw a horse eating grass in the pasture and questioned the owner. “How much money would you like for that horse?”

The mexican man replied, “He not por sale. Him no look too good.”

The farmer looked at the horse and said, “He looks fine to me!

How much for the horse?”

The Mexican man again said, “Excuse me sir, but the horse, he no look too good.”

The farmer got a little frustrated and gave the man 3 hundred dollars and said, “The horse looks fine to me.,,,,I ll take it.”

The Mexican man said, “Tank you sir! But the horse. He no look good.”

The farmer just got the horse and walked away shaking his head. He went home and hooked the horse up to the plow. The horse went everywhere except straight.

After a careful examination, the farmer discovered that the horse was blind! He was angry and went back to the mexican man and said that his horse was blind.

Again the mexican man replied, “I told you sir. He no look to good!”
Professor
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
Did your Mrazilian wife let you use the computer on a Monday morning while she is out supporting you? Mine is trying to help a Brazilian friend get a breast biopsy today because she does not have health inurance. Guess who is going to end up paying for it? Me, thats who, I know it already, so I really am a "nice" guy. Your posting is very interesting, anti-American, from an American, living in Brazil. You can defend and compare the violence that racks Brazil on a daily basis to the US? You really have gone native my friend, the deal at Virginia Tech was an immigrant that had no business being in the country, or having a gun. And to reference Katrina, are you now cheering and hoping for more disaster to besiege your former country. The worm has turned for you my friend, you have turned on your country. You, the Professor and Gilligan (Joao), the Skipper (Forest) are all lost on the island without hope of rescue...that gives me a smile. Oh and the gas pricies, no sweat, $3.05 a gallon to fill up my Hummer this weekend and another $400 to run my boat, more that you make teaching English in a month not enough to even make me (and most other Americans flinch) decadence rocks...I love it here!
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Mine is trying to help a Brazilian friend get a breast biopsy today because she does not have health inurance. Guess who is going to end up paying for it?


So, while your wife is playing the role of Mother Thereza of Calcutta,you decided to skip work to baby sit your Mom-in-Law?
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
so I really am a "nice" guy


All the nice guys get washed away like the snow in the rain,Rhinestone cowboy.

Sincerely yours

Cmdr.Willie Gilligan
GTY Happy Monday
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Did your Mrazilian wife let you use the computer on a Monday morning while she is out supporting you? Mine is trying to help a Brazilian friend get a breast biopsy today because she does not have health inurance. Guess who is going to end up paying for it?


Your wife?

Me, thats who, I know it already, so I really am a "nice" guy.

I really do not think you give a tit, unless there is a nipple in it for you!

Your posting is very interesting, anti-American, from an American, living in Brazil. You can defend and compare the violence that racks Brazil on a daily basis to the US?


You being an Anti-Brazilian, I see how you see me as an Anti-American. However reading the news on CNN for example does not make me Anti. If you want to see Anti go talk to the guy in Florida who claims to be the Anti-Christ. As for the natural disasters the U.S. has been facing, it would be better for you to fall on your face and beg GOD for assistance and as a good gesture to your materialistic boasting in reference to your gluttony, you sell all that you have and give it to the poor, lest the next hurricane passes and wipes you off the face of the map.

It is kind of "Cool" to see you surrounded by immigrants while complaining about my immigration. Anti this, Anti that, laughable since I am secure in my humanity. You are living on the edge of destruction, your identity is defined by your possessions.
If you did not have a swimming pool or boat or Hummer or a Brazilian wife you would probably not have anything interesting to say. I wonder if others in your community look at you and think there goes the guy who married a Foreigner because a American woman was not good enough for him? Or maybe that is why live in Florida?
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
I really do not think you give a tit, unless there is a nipple in it for you!


You coined up this expression yourself or brought it from Arizona? smilies/grin.gif
João long Silver
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
I really do not think you give a tit, unless there is a nipple in it for you!


You coined up this expression yourself or brought it from Arizona?

Poetry is the mother of invention? I coined that myself, custom made to fit the occasion. smilies/grin.gif
The ill effects of having had multicultural influences - multiplied by my alcohol intake-and divided by my length in years (not ears).
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written by aes, May 07, 2007
Perhaps the breast biopsy, rising in uncoscious poesie.
The breast is yet to come?
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
Observations on the Breast
I see that breasts are in again,
that is to say,
breasts that are out are in.
Breasts that are in
are out.
Though no breast is ever wholly in or wholly out,
some are more in than out.

They also seem to be most in if they are up when they are out.
Gravity is defied.
They stand up and out,
round and hard on top
and look kind of like a bottom.
But their bottoms look nothing like a top.

And cleavage implies a clear separation between the two,
a twain, as it were,
a division formed most prominently
by pushing them together.
Their division is most in when they are out,
most up when they look like a bottom
and most distinctly separate when they are crammed together.

This poem needs a point though.

Nipples,
being the points of breasts,
are most pointed when they are erect,
providing a visual diversion
from the smoothness
and roundness
of up and out and together.
Nipples are up and out and apart,
but, women,
when their nipples are most up
and most out
and most apart
cover them with arms and hands and
strategically placed jackets and bags and bundles and books and babies.

But if a woman wears her breasts
up and out and together,
just barely inside
a scoop neck top,
and a stray breeze chills her
and her nipples become more out
and up and apart
and my eye falls across her chest,
even if I am admiring,
even if I am approving,
even if I am supportive,
even if I am merely seeing,
it goes without saying
that I should not be saying
anything about seeing her breasts.
In fact, if I do,
I'm a sexist pig,
a lecher,
a mysoginist,
a dirty old man
more focused on the objects
than on the she
who placed them there,
and consciously chose
to push them together,
and lift them up,
to swell them round and hard on top,
to stress thier twain
by cramming them together,
revealing her bottom
that she wears on top.

Now, I see that breasts are in again,
and if you have them,
you can show them.
And, If you show them
I will see them
But, this being a new century and all,
if you show them and I see them
I'd never say I saw them in public.

* stolen w/o permission
To:Prof/AES
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Poetry is the mother of invention? I coined that myself, custom made to fit the occasion


Gut.For a moment I was concerned that you illegally imported this expression from the U.S. of A, without paying import duties. Now that I am satisfied that it was Made in Brazil, we may use it freely.

Perhaps the breast biopsy, rising in uncoscious poesie.


Here AES, raising to the occasion and defending the crew and passengers of S.S. Minnow with his witty and logical explanation.

Do you know what? I really think GTY is the boy friend of Marta Suplicy.Worth investigating .I suggest the Intelligence Agencies of our respective countries share the info on this dude. Of course, Prof and I can easily call MI.6, while AES with his close contacts in French Sureté will be able to get the news effortlessly.
To:Prof/The breast is yet to come?
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
You Randy Old Goat,is this the part of the Scientific paper you are preparing for the forthcoming conference? I hope plenty of female scietists are invited to that seminar.
I love you guys
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
What a pack of burnt out losers. Your right, I define myself for what I have accomplished, you all define yourselves as what you didn't. Hidding away, taking pot shots at WHAT USED to be your country. What will you ever contribute to your community or your families except some pathetic existance in a crap hole you really don't want to be in.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
I love you guys


So do we Gary. You watching the replay of the novelas with your Mom-in-Law? Remember to serve her with a cuppa tea, with biscuits,sharp at 4 P.M (EST)
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
What will you ever contribute to your community or your families


To our community:Bolsa familiar

To our families : Words of wisdom
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written by aes, May 07, 2007
GTY it was good of you to pay for the biopsy. And now what? The result arrives and it costs you $60,000 for the therapy? If she were legal medicaid would pay for it, for if nothing else the U.S. is most generous.

Medicaid is the US health insurance program for individuals and families with low incomes and resources. It is jointly funded by the states and federal government, and is managed by the states. Among the groups of people served by Medicaid are eligible low-income parents, children, seniors, and people with disabilities. Medicaid is the largest source of funding for medical and health-related services for people with limited income.

The United States is my country. Paris is my home town. I have owned the mountain. There is noting you can teach me about ownership.

But you are in a conundrum.

If she is legal there is no problem and if she is not then what are you going to do for your wife's friend?

TO:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
But you are in a conundrum.


AES is right.You are in a real big conundrum.I dont know about the laws in U.S. Here in this country, Conundrum is a crime and punishable with a minimum of 5 years in jail (without parole) along with a hefty fine of 300,000 Reais.If I were you, I will spend $60,000 dollars for the lady´s therapy and forget about your visit to Rio,BA and PE.
JOão
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
AES is right.You are in a real big conundrum.I dont know about the laws in U.S. Here in this country, Conundrum is a crime and punishable with a minimum of 5 years in jail (without parole) along with a hefty fine of 300,000 Reais.If I were you, I will spend $60,000 dollars for the lady´s therapy and forget about your visit to Rio,BA and PE.

So that is why he lives in Florida! He got kicked out of Brazil! smilies/grin.gif
AES
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
Right O...if she needs treatment, she will have to return to Brazil and be treated by the Brazilian social medical system in Belo Horizonte, God help her if that is her situation, she will leave behind her husband and 2 children so he can continue his labor job, pretty friggen sad, even with a heart as hard as mine.

Joao is a real joker...at others expense, quite a sensitive bloke. I hope nothing happens to his friends or family, but perhaps that is what he needs for some perspective. As far as my mother-in-law, well, it is what it is, but she is family and we take care of ours. No tea and biscuts at 4:00, but a place where she can be treated with respect by me and her grandchildren...sorry if that is offensive Joao.
GTY
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
taking pot shots at WHAT USED to be your country

Well if you are now the Norm in the U.S. you can have the whole kit and kaboodle.
If by whim,disire or fancy I decide to return "not to Florida" but to Arizona, I will be needing a good pool boy, so I will look you up in the Yeller Pages under (Gary Conumdrum). I'll invite good old João & AES to come over(I'll hire a Mariachi Band) and we can set by the pool and eat a hot bowl of chili and drink a nice cold Coors, and supervise your pool cleaning while listening to your native music.
GTY start ta hummin
written by Professor, May 07, 2007
4 bucks a gallon.
http://money.cnn.com/2007/05/0...tm?cnn=yes

You will have to give your Hummer a Hummer here soon, better trade in for a
more economical car before you end up driving a Burro..
Ah Professor, the true colors
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
It is remarkable how many racists such such as yourself live in foreign countries, your value as an American has ran out, so now you go somewhere were you can play mighty white man and Brazil is the perfect venue, its why the Nazis came after the war. How does your family feel about you marrying some third world latin girl, bet you don't have much conversation with them do you? Oh, and I bet your Brazilian family is sure glad their daughter married some red neck gringo from the desert. Don't wait to long to go back to Arizona Buford, as you may need a Mexican visa to get in, like all other Southwest States, Mexico has taken over, both politically and economicaly. You are obviously, "old school" European, who can no longer stand to live in "the good old USA", the good old days of the Klan and w*****ks not being able to eat at the same table.

Now, your largest companies, telecom, beverage and automobiles are spending much of their marketing budgets marketing to the Hispanic market, often in Spanish. Why, beacuse they have the money. What are you living on, couple of hundred real a month, enough for beans and beer. Lot's of Mexicans and immigrants kicking your ass here, I know that muct really piss you off. Your politicos cater to hispanics as the newest and fastest growing group of voters in the nation, you all keep having one or two kids, we are having 5 or 6, you do the math "Professor". So you Red Neck, Confederate Flag flying, no teeth expats, belong exactly where you are, in the third world where you can make believe you are still living a relevant life, when in fact, life has passed you right by. Come on back to Arizona my racist, white power friend, I doubt that I would move there, but I'll bet if you return, it will be you, cleaning some novo rich Mexican's pool, while he drinks the Corona making sure you vaccum up all the scum...including Joao, your racist ( and probably gay) Brazilian buddy.
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 07, 2007
Joao is a real joker...at others expense, quite a sensitive bloke.


Blame the Americans ,Brits,Ossies and Kiwis for my cutting sense of humor in English.

I hope nothing happens to his friends or family, but perhaps that is what he needs for some perspective.

Several things have happened to me,my friends and my family over the years and generally I was always the one who helped them out.There is a big difference between you and me though. I dont do things so that I could "cash my chips" later.I am positive that Bo didnt rush to the aid of his English pal to " cash his chips" later either and as he himself said, it was a natural thing for a person in his situation to do.

I do have correct perspective on life and I dont need more tragedies to get some more. As for your Brazilian friend, I am sorry to hear about it,but lets not project a doomsday scenario until the test results come out.And I wish her all the best.

No tea and biscuts at 4:00, but a place where she can be treated with respect by me and her grandchildren...sorry if that is offensive Joao.


It is not offensive to me if you treat your Mom-in-law with respect if you think she deserves it. I think the same logic applies in relationship with the outsiders like AES,Prof,Forrest,Bo and the rest.A point to ponder.
Gilligan
written by GTY, May 07, 2007
Joao, there are times to gather chips...and then times when you should do the right thing, knowing the difference really defines the American way, not all those misfit Expats you deal with on this blog.

Why do you have to blame the American's, Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis for your "sense of humor" which really is quite silly. Why can't you just have your own humor and thoughts? You have learned to think and act like a Gringo...pretty weird you have chosen to be some kind of Brazilian transformer who desires to be an English speaking side kick to the down and out (except for Bo) in Brazil. Kind of like Tonto and the Lone Ranger or the Skipper (Professor?) and Gilligan.

I personaly think that any 80 year old man or woman deserves respect, don't you? While having my mother-in-law here is an inconvience, that does not mean I don't respect her, I respect my parents to, as well as all elderly people I meet, it's also my culture. I would even respect the ancient Forest for his age. Kind of weird that an old person has to EARN your respect...you are a strange duck my boy and a bit of a mommy's boy I bet, not a friend you want to have around when you know there is going to be a fight...you would be the first one headed for the door.
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written by GTY, May 07, 2007
The breast is yet to come?
written by Professor, 2007-05-07 14:36:33

What an idiot.
GTY
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
written by GTY, 2007-05-07 18:39:50

The breast is yet to come?
written by Professor, 2007-05-07 14:36:33

What an idiot.

Thank you, now go trade in your Hummer, before its too late!
Remember I warned you!
Professor,
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
Sorry, need the Hummer to tow the boat...but I might consider trading it in if you trade in your Honda Fit...hahaha!
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
Joao, there are times to gather chips...and then times when you should do the right thing, knowing the difference really defines the American way, not all those misfit Expats you deal with on this blog.


You started this whole discussion about cashing in your chips.There is a time to collect your chips and there is a time to do things spontaneously.I am not passing judgement on your way of thinking.

Why do you have to blame the American's, Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis for your "sense of humor" which really is quite silly. Why can't you just have your own humor and thoughts?


I am just making fun of the good friends I have in those countries. Gary, I dont know how many countries you have visited and the number of languages you know. When I take a plane and visit another country, I do a lot of research and learn a few pleasantries to enable me to communicate with the so called "natives". Fortunately my brain still functions and I think in the language of the host country. It is all fun to blend with the natives and have a great time.

I personaly think that any 80 year old man or woman deserves respect, don't you? While having my mother-in-law here is an inconvience


Yes, a 80 year old lady deserves respect,but you are again dishonest to her,daughter and good people like me. Why not tell your wife that her Mom is an inconvenience? Probably your Mom-in-law does not speak English and you are making any efforts to speak to her in Portuguese.If you sit and talk with her, probably she would have stories to tell you about Brazil (being the wife of an Admiral) and in spite of her 80 years age, she would be able to fix you your dinner.BTW, our Brazilian ladies are tough and resilient.

you are a strange duck my boy and a bit of a mommy's boy I bet, not a friend you want to have around when you know there is going to be a fight...you would be the first one headed for the door.


No Gary, I am not a Mommy´s boy. I lost both my parents a very long time and you lost your bet.You are right about me being the first one to head for the door, when there is a fight. Why support a so called friend when he does not know how to control his liquer?
4 Bucks a Gallon
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
No sweat, just have to drive the wifes BMW M3 a little more often...oh the pain.

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written by aes, May 08, 2007
I am sure that in his native tongue, Portuguese, that Joao's wit and humor is far beyond that, that he manifests in English. One of the most difficult things to do in a foreign language (in Joao's case English), is to be flawless in the creation of wit. Native speakers, English, American, Irish, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, all have varitions and styles of the manipulation of language to create wit and by consequence humor. The manifpulation of a foreign language to go beyond a declarative sentence, takes great art and an infinity of practice. For you to constantly berate Joao for his perceived failings to meet what you consider humor or wit lakes understanding.

You as a native speaker make perplexing errors in syntax, grammar and spelling, but to criticise your gramatical construction serves only a petty purpose.

Joao's English is highly advanced and his syntax is highly advanced. Humor is difficult to attain in any language it is an art, that few of us are blessed with. For you to criticise a native speaker of Portuguese for
'silliness' is critical nonsense. It may indeed by the standards of great comedians and wits in English be lacking you must understand that he is practicing and in practicing honing his speech.

If he were to write you in Portuguese an incredibly witty and erudite polemic, what would be the point, you would be incapable of understanding the nuance of the language, of puns, of obscure references to classical Portuguese used to make highly cleaver repartee.

For example you use the obsolete expression 'a momma's (actually a mommy's boy) boy, to describe his ability to enter a fire fight. And you use the antiquated expression 'the first one headed for the door'.

You might have said that he was a coward and in a military skirmish he would prove to be a coward. To be direct is to be succint, not to be is to obfiscate in an illusion of self proclaimed cleaverness. Hemmingway, who was no coward, was a master of the succinct. His language was not about pretense. The greatest truth is truth. Cleaverness is a difficult thing to attain and like most comedy falls on its face.

You must remember that Joao is speaking in a second language, and that it would be infinitely easier for him to speak in Portuguese, but to what purpose? You do not speak Portuguese at the level that he does. So he speaks in the language that you are capable of understanding. If he fails in your judgement or lacks in the excellency of wit that you demand, it is of merit that writes in English.

There are officers and there are enlisted men. Enlisted men do the fighting and officers do the planning. Many a lieutenant was 'fragged' in Viet Nam.

Never underestimate, learn to discern meaning. Demanding that another say what you want them to say the way that you want them to say it is a detriment to understanding.

The purpose is understanding not denegration. N'est pas Kemosabe?

'White man bad kill or women rape our buffalo'.

'Funny as a carload of dead bablies'

'Do you know the difference between a carload of dead babies and a carload of bowling balls? You cant move bowling balls with a pitchfork'

Do you really think that Joao thinks like this? Or did you hear about the Hellen Keller doll? You wind it up and it bumps into things. Or the Eisenhower doll, you wind it up and it does nothing for eight years.

Hire the handicapped, their fun to watch.

American humor is fierce, without mercy. I have no idea of Brazilian wit, it probably doesn't translate.

1. One who has taken up residence in a foreign country
2. To renounce allegiance to one's homeland.

I think you mistake residing in a foreign country ie France, Holland, Israel, Brazil for renouncing America.

The first is merely exploring the world. Most people are afraid to explore the world, to reside in a foreign country under their own steam. Most people are 'mommy's boys' afraid to explore the world out of fear. Surviving in another country is not like being a tourist. Most people are tourists. On two week sojourns
then back to the familiar womb.

The second is a kind of insult. A disrespect. A cause of resentment. A disregard for all that have sacrificed and gone before.

Still others carry American passports and are citizens of Earth.
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written by aes, May 08, 2007
Please excuse the spelling errors, I should have proofed it, but I didn't feel like it.
TO:AES
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
American humor is fierce, without mercy. I have no idea of Brazilian wit, it probably doesn't translate.


Thanks AES. The Brazilian wit is also merciless,like that of Prof and of your good self. Quite different from that of Portugal.The problem with GTY is that he neither belongs to Mexico,nor Germany and lost in the Cyber Space.
I knew it Professor
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
You and Joao...no doubt about it...it's a Brokeback Mountian thing, always thought so...best wishes to you and your lover boy. Now I REALLY know why you are in Brazil, they don't have a show called "Catch a Predator".
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
Please excuse the spelling errors, I should have proofed it, but I didn't feel like it.


It is alright, AES.No need to apologize. As the good Prof always says, it is more important to be correct phonetically (?).
TO:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
You neither belong to Mexico nor to Germany, a monument of German adultry in U.S. and living in Boca Maldita.Good luck to you.

Have you discovered what conundrum is?

To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
You and Joao...no doubt about it.


You hallucinating Gary? How many shots did you have today?

BTW, how is your forecast for the sales of liquid soap that your company manufactures for this month? Do you think that you will be able to meet the target? Keep us informed.
AES
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
Joao's English is highly advanced and his syntax is highly advanced. Humor is difficult to attain in any language it is an art, that few of us are blessed with. For you to criticise a native speaker of Portuguese for
'silliness' is critical nonsense.


Hear, hear! Well said!

Furthermore, the cow went to the swamp? (Swamps are good places to meet cows?)
Personally I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Frontal Labotomy!
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written by GTY, May 08, 2007
"The first is merely exploring the world. Most people are afraid to explore the world, to reside in a foreign country under their own steam. Most people are 'mommy's boys' afraid to explore the world out of fear. Surviving in another country is not like being a tourist. Most people are tourists. On two week sojourns
then back to the familiar womb."

Just not accurate Professor, I actually like Gilligan (Joao), he is a likeable and smart guy with a big heart, I like seeing how far I can push him, he does very well, I just like to point out to him that his view of the US is colored by a bunch of misfits like yourself, folks you have made a decison to live else where, but also quick to throw the stones at the US, but also quick to hide under a rock in Brazil. At least have the balls to say it, you are happy living in a place where you can be something besides an American. Joao would be welcome at my house any day, he sounds like an honest and intelligent guy.

If you really had courage, you would resign your citizenship, its easy to have it both ways, but if you really want to make a statement about the country you came from, then have the courage to hand over you passport. Then live happily ever after in what ever Brazilian city you reside in...if you do that, then you have earned the right to trash the US and my respect.

Why is it wrong for American's to chose to "reside" in their own country and take "two week vacations" abroad. Most people here have something to come home to, you don't, I think it is obvious your lack of success here, landed you there and now your stuck with no way, no expereince or education to get ahead here. So you choose to marry a local girl and go native...OK, good for you, but have the courage to go all the way, become a Brazilan and renounce your citizenship. You talk about the "familar womb", you are right, you have chosen to remain in yours, why be critical of those who remain in theirs, are you better than them? Or perhaps envious of them? That is a question only you can answer, but I bet I know. You choose the live in place of irrelevance and hopelessness, both in body and in mind, but a place where you have found your security and comfort, like a placenta.

Yes gas might reach $4.00 a gallon...so what? There will be more violence and weather disasters, it is sick that your hope for them, cheer them, defend you decsion to trash America with them. Do you feel the same way about Darfur or Iraq? You, and your group of ragtag, ragbag expats have chosen to hide, from what I don't know, but I am sure you all have your reasons broken dreams, broken bank accounts, broken hearts, broken laws. People I respect have made great lives here, send their kids to great schools, build equity in the American dream...and yes, take 2 week vacations abroad and return to their million dollar homes and safe life styles.

I lived in Rio for 18 months, 18 great months, I have to admit, it was intoxicating, I wanted to stay myself. But my wife brought me to reality, how could I possibly justify raising my sons in Brazil if I did not have to. I miss Rio, but it is forgotten on those days when I look at the bank statement, my kids in great schools, pulling my boat up for drinks at Charley's on the weekend...I do respect your decision to live abroad, but you should try and refrain from painting American and American's in a negative light, you constantly fuel the climate of anti-Americanism in your postings. It is easy for Brazilians and Brazil to forget there are really bad people in the world who need to be dealt with, we don't have that luxuary and we don't need to be lectured by pussys like you who choose to hide in some third world paradise and launch verbal assaults from behind the coconut tree.

GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
You and Joao...no doubt about it...it's a Brokeback Mountian thing, always thought so...best wishes to you and your lover boy. Now I REALLY know why you are in Brazil, they don't have a show called "Catch a Predator".

To be prisoned in your fantasy world must be like living in hell (or Florida)..

If forced to, I prefer to think of Lesbians myself, lickity split!
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
4 Bucks a Gallon
written by GTY, 2007-05-07 19:45:03
No sweat, just have to drive the wifes BMW M3 a little more often...oh the pain.

And let's not forget the Space Shuttle (aka. rice rocket ) you have in your back yard, I think João mentioned this in a prior post.
João
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
GTY, Have you discovered what conundrum is?

I bet you a dime to a dollar GTwhy thinks it is an IUD!
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written by GTY, May 08, 2007
You hallucinating Gary? How many shots did you have today?

BTW, how is your forecast for the sales of liquid soap that your company manufactures for this month? Do you think that you will be able to meet the target? Keep us informed.

Soap business is good Joao thanks for asking, selling lots of soap to Brazilian distributors in Rio and Sao Paulo, the kind of soap that ends up in the drugs your countrymen take for their health. I do have to admit, no shots today, but a couple of Corona's with clients for lunch. All paid for on the corporate card...geez, you make me feel so Bad about my life. So bad, I think I'll take a swim in my pool tonight with my kids, throw a couple of huge steaks on the grill, if I'm really lucky (and I'm always lucky) my wife will have a couple of her poor, but very hot Brazilian friends out by the pool. I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...yep, what a messed up life I live here in Florida, the rich Mexican with all the toys. I'll try and get back to the blog in a week or so, gotta go out to California for a few days in the morning, you know, go see the burros and eat a few tacos. Joao, if you are ever in Florida, you are welcome to see what most Americans really strive for, you can stay in the extra room by the pool as long as you want. You see in American, I am not considered a decendent of a Mexican mother, something your racist mind is so quick to point out, just a guy from the neighborhood who is doing pretty damn good...get a pretty good tan in the summer too! Definatly got my moms color, thank God, so do my kids. Bronzed blondes, you should see the 16 year old girls my son brings home...
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
you are happy living in a place where you can be something besides an American
Not true jigabo, I have had to be more American here than in the U.S. Now lets get one thing straight, you are dependant on being an American, I am not. My identity transcends my country of origin, whereas your does not, so no matter how much you would like to shame me, it is to no avail because we are not countrymen, you and I, at minimal we share the same birth country.
I could have died in the military service to my birth country and be classified a hero, but since I lived I am classified a zero. You as well are a zero, so why pretend you are a hero? Uncle Sam will feed you from his breast until you die and to him you owe your soul, which I might add was bought for a few pence (depending on the exchange rate at the current time).
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
Yes gas might reach $4.00 a gallon...so what? There will be more violence and weather disasters, it is sick that your hope for them, cheer them, defend you decsion to trash America with them.

You are a penile idiot a babbling get, no one has suggested such things!
Constipation can relieved by an enema, try it.
Your a laugh
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
"Had to be more American than in the US" HUH???...THAT IS THE BEST POSTING YET. You have no identity to trancend, I travel the world and while I respect other cultures and enjoy foreign friendships, I never forget who I am or where I came from. I will admit to American pride, so shoot me...you live in your shame of America....jigabo. How can you die in the National Guard, what REMF unit did you serve? Classified as a zero, man, where did that come from!...geez where did that bitterness come from, your wife must be proud of her zero classified Bramerican. I don't pretend to be a hero, just a normal red blooded American, something you have come to disdain. Uncle Sam will owe me nothing, I'll bet your social security check finds its way to your mail box in Brazil every month, you are the one at his tit sucking him dry. The exchange rate means nothing to me...but you, it's the difference between beans and meat for you. I am fine with my soul, at least I am honest about who and what I am, you live in a charade, lost in mediocrity, playing the romantic expat...kind of makes me want to puke.
Before you ask
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
Infantry 11B, 1st Infantry Division 2 Bn 16th, Fort Riley, KS

Ist Infantry Division Forward, Stuttgart, Germany

3 & 75th Ranger Battilion, Ft Benning, GA

25th Infantry Division, Schofield Barracks, HI

Now what pussy ass leg unit did you serve as a zero?
I prefer a Cohiba
written by aes, May 08, 2007
I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...
I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...
I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...
I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...
I'll finish dinner, pour a brandy, smoke a Cordova and then f**k my wife...

It seems your wife could use a good divorce attorney.

My wife will have a couple of her poor, but very hot Brazilian friends out by the pool.
You should see the 16 year old girls my son brings home...
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
Just not accurate Professor, I actually like Gilligan (Joao), he is a likeable and smart guy with a big heart, I like seeing how far I can push him, he does very well, I just like to point out to him that his view of the US is colored by a bunch of misfits like yourself, folks you have made a decison to live else where, but also quick to throw the stones at the US, but also quick to hide under a rock in Brazil.


Thanks GTY.My view of U.S. is not really colored by "misfits". I know your country well,including San Diego, where you were born.

Thank you very much for inviting me to stay at your home.I appreciate it. But I have some very good Yiddish friends both in Florida and CA, that would love to have us with them. Surely we could hook up with each other the next time I visit Florida or California to have some cachaça.BTW, I have some nice WASP friends also in U.S. We are not really racists, because smart people get together and make the world function, regardless of their race,color,religion or nationality.I hope I am making my view about the world clear.
AES
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
My wife can't afford to divorce me...makes for a very soild and nurturing relationship. Oh, I also really enjoy Clube Bahamas in Sao Paulo...I love me life, er a, I mean my wife.
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written by GTY, May 08, 2007
I love a Cohiba too, unfortunatly, due to the boycott, we have to settle for good Dominican.
?????
written by Canadian, May 08, 2007
Does anyone every have anything good or positive to say about Brazil? Everytime I visit this site I wonder why any person would visit Brazil after reading all your rants and ramblings.
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written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007

?????
written by Canadian, 2007-05-07 22:30:18
Does anyone every have anything good or positive to say about Brazil? Everytime I visit this site I wonder why any person would visit Brazil after reading all your rants and ramblings


Sure, you can count on me to say positive things about Brazil. You can rely upon my friends "Professor" and "AES" for giving accurate description about Brazil. The rest doesnt matter and we dont mind them either.

You afraid to come to Brazil?
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
My wife can't afford to divorce me...makes for a very soild and nurturing relationship


Dont bet on it. You just now stated that your relationship is quite soiled (Check your spelling please)
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
You really never lived in Brazil, long enough to understand what I am talking about in relation to being American in Brazil. Face it you skipped out like a sore dog with his tail between his legs at the end of your honeymoon period here.

I do not have one ounce of bitterness for the U.S. another one of your assumptions that is incorrect. If you had the capacity to understand what I said "in truth" earlier instead of trying to tear it apart, the conversation would have ended in relation to this point.
As to my Military service I told you about it in brief when you first started posting on this site, if you would have paid attention you would noticed that both AES and I
have been on the same base, but at different time periods.
You spend more time on each subsequent post trying to build your self importance up that you failed in most case to perceive the obvious. Unfortunately, in your case you use arguments and external values to justify your self importance, and are preaching to people here have different values than you. Basically you want an ego war with those who have otherwise have overcome childish things a long time ago.

When I was a child I acted as a child, I thought as a child, I understood as a child, but when I became a man I put away childish things.
To: Canadian
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
Does anyone every have anything good or positive to say about Brazil? Every time I visit this site I wonder why any person would visit Brazil after reading all your rants and ramblings.

Unfortunately this site is not the site of the Brazilian Chamber of Commerce.
Yes, you can find positive things about Brazil on this site, if you look hard enough.
Once someone stated on this site I believe, that Brazil is not for Pussies, so keeping that in mind, some come to Brazil then run back home, but a few of us stay because we made our home here. As for promoting Brazil as a haven, I do not think that anyone on this site has the intention to do so.
Yawnnnnn....
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
You all bore me. Professor, no matter what you say or do...zero plus zero still add up to you. You have chosen an irrelevant life not because you want to, but because you have to. You know what they said in the service...lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way.
Easy Way
written by GTY, May 08, 2007
I remember, AES served in the Guard, sorry, no credit for military service, Professor. Weekend warriors you two were, probably during Nam, just a couple of hippe draft doggers, I have been right about both of you all along.
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written by GTY, May 08, 2007
"You really never lived in Brazil, long enough to understand what I am talking about in relation to being American in Brazil. Face it you skipped out like a sore dog with his tail between his legs at the end of your honeymoon period here."

Not skipped but left, not without regret. Taking a year off after busting my ass for 15 and going to the beach worked for me, I never thought it would. Brazil can be intoxicating, but in the end, I did what was best for my family and loved by country too much to stay.

I left becuase I could, you stay because you have to, cost to much to rent a one room dump in Arizona now. Don't be bitter, its not anyone elses fault you didn't plan better. Any one who could not make money in the last 10 years was either lazy or a moron, which one was you. Boa noche meu amigo. Ate proxima.
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
You have chosen an irrelevant life not because you want to

Now who invented this me or you? You compared yourself to me, and you know nothing about me.

AES served in the Guard

I never implied that I served in the guard, another one of your inventions.

What is your point? Hoping that I might divulge some bit of information that you might use against me? You are so egotistical that you are blind to the fact, that the game you are playing is an old game, yes, "yawn" is the keyword here!

If you want to dominate others physiologically why not find those who are willing, there is no lack of them. Better yet why spend all that money on a Hummer and a tuna boat and waste your time fishing on the Internet?
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written by Canadian, May 08, 2007
I am not afraid to visit Brazil, I have been there twice this past year mostly visiting in the state of Parana and plan another trip later this year. I did see the social and economic problems of Brazil, the goverments (local, state and national) are pathetic and do nothing to help the people. When you meet teachers that are paid less than a housekeeper and Police officers that are afraid of the criminals you realize the country is in severe disorder. It is a beautiful country that with a strong leader who had a "pair" it would be paradise.
GTwhy
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
Brazil can be intoxicating, but in the end, I did what was best for my family and loved by country too much to stay.

Wow you loved your country so much, how quaint, coming from a military man, if I heard this once I have heard it a million times. What about your wife, I suppose she left Brazil because she had no option? Now my wife refused to leave Brazil and she has been to the U.S. various times. Now I would argue that moving to Florida was the best for your family, but if you can not afford the good that Brazil has to offer then I understand.

I left becuase I could, you stay because you have to, cost to much to rent a one room dump in Arizona now. Don't be bitter, its not anyone elses fault you didn't plan better.

I suggest you left because you had no choice. Now as for me I am more versatile since I did not waste my money on egotistical toys to empress and have participated in investments since I was a young adult, I am free to live in any country in the world of my choice comfortably and without stress, in fact I will never draw S.S. benefits, because I do not need it. If I have the opportunity in the future to move to a different country I will do so without hesitation, and it will not be the U.S., been there done that, now while you believe that the U.S. holds your only opportunity, so be it. But as for the rest of the people on this planet, we find opportunities where ever they might live.

You best represent the narrow minded American that gives the rest of us all a bad name, you are fully dependant on Uncle Sam and "Keeping up with the Joneses" just as you have been since your Army days. A product of institutionalized dependence,
A corporate zombie who counts their benefits in the dark.

Do not try to bullsh*t me Homer, I have been there, done that, you are miserable wretch of a slave with the privilege of enslaving others less fortunate.
Octopus and Squid
written by Professor, May 08, 2007
Grandes coisas. Aqui no Brasil tem lula que abre garrafa, bebe, arrota e ainda despacha no Planalto.
http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/C...03,00.html

Comment from: http://www.kibeloco.com.br/
To:Canadian
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
It is a beautiful country that with a strong leader who had a "pair" it would be paradise.


I would rather rephrase and say: It is a beautiful country that with strong leadership in all levels of government,it would be a paradise.

Since you have already been to Brazil,you must know quite a bit of the country. The state of Parana grew in the 70´s and 80´s with good leadership and daring entrepreneurs.Last week end, I received vistors from the capital city of Curitiba who told me that still the quality of life is good, though the crime rate has soared sky high in that city.A pity, though. Did you visit the Iguazul Falls, during your last trips to Brazil?. If you havent seen it yet, worth including it in your schedule next time you go to Parana.

BTW, which city do you live in Canada?
To:Prof/Octopus and Squid
written by João da Silva, May 08, 2007
Grandes coisas. Aqui no Brasil tem lula que abre garrafa, bebe, arrota e ainda despacha no Planalto


You already passed your test to get naturalized smilies/grin.gif
Gynecological Tree
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
Dear all,

For the past 24 hours, I have been conducting an intense research to find out about the background of all the people who have been blogging here. It wasnt easy as I had to use my Nuclear powered IP tracker.The conclusion is that all of you are good Brazilians, masquerading as Americans.I have successfully identified your real name and permit me to prove it.

AES: Abilardo Ernesto da Silva (A long lost cousin of mine and that of our beloved President)
GTY: Ganancio Tijuana Yunes
FAB: Força Area Brasileira (a.k.a Forrest Allen Brown)
Professor: Franklino do Monstro da Silva (another cousin of mine)
Bo: Humberto Bogardo.

The offense rests its case.

Ya all are not supposed to appeal against my findings.
João da Silva
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
Ya all are not supposed to appeal against my findings.


No appeal necessary, but you omitted the author.

João da Silva: João Ginecologista da Selva do Sul

end of update.

PS. I'll finish some bubble and squeak, pour an ethanol c**ktail, smoke a spliff and then f**k a Jinetera.
To:Professor
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
João da Silva: João Ginecologista da Selva do Sul


Add the prefix "Barão" to my name,if you dont mind.

PS. I'll finish some bubble and squeak, pour an ethanol c**ktail, smoke a spliff and then f**k a Jinetera.


You have been learning bad habits from Tijuana Jones.Have you bought your self a Nuclear Sub to keep up with his status?

btw, our Cumpanheiro AES is in another thread,breathing fire.
Barão João Ginecologista da Selva do Sul Esq.
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
You have been learning bad habits from Tijuana Jones.Have you bought your self a Nuclear Sub to keep up with his status?

The stupid twat never paid attention, I was in the Air Force, we do not quibble with such type of people (especially Ground Pounders) we "Nuke them till they Glow".
One carefully placed Nuclear bunker buster will shut his Gob!
He better head to the hills in his Hummer, whilst he can still afford the petrol.
(btw. we are celebrating the Queen today, then the pope this afternoon)

To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
He better head to the hills in his Hummer, whilst he can still afford the petrol.


Well said, old chap. But do you think he has petrol bunks in his neighbourhood?

The problem with him is he talks too much and doesnt pay any attention to what others say.A bad Pvt to have under your command.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
and Long Live the Queen and the Pope.
AES: making illegals look better than they actually are
written by A brazilian, May 09, 2007
assume it was the potential to make money. It takes a certain courage to travel 10,000 miles on the prospect that they will make money. To begin with enough money to pay for the transportation, and secondly the faith in themselves that they have the wit to survive and succeed, monetarily. Not necessarily to excell, but to obtain a small measure of the 'American Dream'.


Undereducated, poor and incompetent and with communist tendencies. Their current situation has a cause, and the cause is that they can't do any better. They are the association of bad genes with bad education. I say "communist" tendencies because such people tend to believe the government is responsible for giving them a job, a house, a school, hospitals, and everything they might ever need.

I am just stating the obvious, it doesn't take a genius to figure out the causality. If they were "brilliant" they would have done better in their countries of origin.

Of course I refer to the illegals. The legal immigrants that go to study or work on a real job, those are a different matter.

BTW, they don't pay for the transportation upfront, the gangs pay and after the illegal start working in the US he will pay a percentage of how much he makes to the criminals until his debts are finished.
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written by aes, May 09, 2007
I personally think the police should have cordoned off the area of the immigrant marchers and checked the ID and status of everyone present. It was an opportunity, though politically incorrect and probably unconstitutional, missed to alleviate much of the problem. Ten million people that are feloniously in the U.S. in a time of war is of consequence. I think their should be two fences constructed, an inner and outer wall, and the no man's land mined with cameras, explosives and sensors.

There are criminal enterprises, gangs from all over the world in the U.S. from Columbia to Viet Nam. If you cannot stop 'common' criminals and criminal enterprises how can you stop enemy combatants?
To:Prof/AES
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
BTW, they don't pay for the transportation upfront, the gangs pay and after the illegal start working in the US he will pay a percentage of how much he makes to the criminals until his debts are finished.


Now do ya understand? GTY is one of the gang leaders.
AES
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
I personally think the police should have cordoned off the area of the immigrant marchers and checked the ID and status of everyone present. It was an opportunity, though politically incorrect and probably unconstitutional, missed to alleviate much of the problem.


There you have it, in the best interest of being politically correct, the clear thinking decision makers are not making clear decisions.
When Ronald Reagan became president he demonstrated that an actor could be a politician, since him politicians have demonstrated that they can be good actors.

Now that the U.S. is being picked apart from within and from without, there is a state of perplexity, being governed by perplexed actors. Here and now the once outcast minorities have overtaken the majority, good decisions are now bad, and bad is now good.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
There you have it, in the best interest of being politically correct, the clear thinking decision makers are not making clear decisions.


ie.The clear thinking decision makers are becoming subservient to their political masters.

When Ronald Reagan became president he demonstrated that an actor could be a politician, since him politicians have demonstrated that they can be good actors.


What an interesting comment! The level of literacy in U.S is supposed to be very high compared to other poor and emerging nations.In spite of it, you elected an actor as the President and another one as the Governor of CA. My personal opinion is that it happened because of the indifference on the part of right thinking American voters.I would like to see what happens if the voting is made obligatory like we have here and in Australia and force all the educated Americans to go to the polling booths.

To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
Now that the U.S. is being picked apart from within and from without, there is a state of perplexity, being governed by perplexed actors. Here and now the once outcast minorities have overtaken the majority, good decisions are now bad, and bad is now good.


U.S is being picked apart because of the perplexed actors.I still think that the choice of Dr.Gates as the Sec of Defense is very wise and Dr.Rice is doing a pretty good job.I also think that George Bush is not an actor nor a professional politician, though the press tries to project him as a clown.I think he is the kind of Macro Manager, who was ill adivised.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
Pay attention to this link:

http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/visitadopapa/

Our Pope is already in the Brazilian Air Space. You all set to receive him at the airport in Sampa?
João
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
Pay attention to this link:

http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/visitadopapa/

Our Pope is already in the Brazilian Air Space. You all set to receive him at the airport in Sampa?


Lula will meet him here in Sampa, why doesn't anyone ever want to go to Brasilia I wonder?

If you could take Nancy P. or Conde R. camping who would you take?
João
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
If you could take Nancy P. or Conde R. camping who would you take?


I take Condi R and you can have Nancy P. I am bipartisan. Besides I hear Condi plays Piano well. I wonder whom Cumpanheiro AES would take camping?

Lula will meet him here in Sampa, why doesn't anyone ever want to go to Brasilia I wonder?


I also wonder.May be the best business deals are made in Sampa and not Brasilia!. Are you planning to meet with the Pope,since you are Irish from your Dad´s side?.
Joâo
written by Professor, May 09, 2007
I take Condi R and you can have Nancy P. I am bipartisan. Besides I hear Condi plays Piano well. I wonder whom Cumpanheiro AES would take camping?

I am shocked I thought Nancy P. was your love muffin?

I also wonder.May be the best business deals are made in Sampa and not Brasilia!. Are you planning to meet with the Pope,since you are Irish from your Dad´s side?.

No meeting for me, but it would be nice, I would not mind having a nice discussion with him, since he is a noted Theologian.
Oddly as it might seem, I studied with a member of an international press agency last night who will attend his visit, together we read his life history together, so today I am Pope knowledgeable.
It is a little cold here in Sampa today, I hope the Pope brought a couple of Nuns to keep him warm!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 09, 2007
No meeting for me, but it would be nice, I would not mind having a nice discussion with him, since he is a noted Theologian.
Oddly as it might seem, I studied with a member of an international press agency last night who will attend his visit, together we read his life history together, so today I am Pope knowledgeable.


That shows your intelligence and open mindedness. The Pope ,while he was teaching Theology in an university in Germany (I forget the name), he had to confront hostility among the students. He seems to be a knowledgeable person and I hope your friend in the International Press Agency has the chance to have discussions with him to capably represent you.btw, for some unknown reason, I predicted that Cardinal Rartzinger would be the next Pope, even before the start of the election in the conclave two years ago.

I will be keeping track of his visit to Brazil and also see, how our politicos are going to use him for their own benefits!.

No worries about his feeling cold in Sampa. I am sure the local Nuns would keep him warm.Here in the south it is as cold as the tits of the witches, too.
St. João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
I predicted that Cardinal Rartzinger would be the next Pope, even before the start of the election in the conclave two years ago.

The Prophecy of St. Malachy is interesting if you have not read it you can find it on many sites on the internet. According to St. Malachy, there will be only one more Pope after Benedict XVI:

Gloria olivæ
The Benedictine order traditionally said this Pope would come from their order, since a branch of the Benedictine order is called the Olivetans. St Benedict is said to have prophesied that before the end of the world, a member of his order would be Pope and would triumphantly lead the Church in its fight against evil. While the Holy Father chose the name "Benedict", this does not seem enough to fulfil the prophecy. Nor is it clear how Benedict XVI (a Bavarian) is "Glory of the Olives". Since he is said to have remarked in the Conclave after saying he would take the name Benedict that it was partly to honour Benedict XV, a pope of peace and reconciliation, perhaps Benedict XVI will be a peacemaker in the Church or in the World, and thus carry the olive branch.

Then the last Pope:
In persecutione extrema S.R.E. sedebit Petrus Romanus, qui pascet oves in multis tribulationibus: quibus transactis civitas septicollis diruetur, & Judex tremêdus judicabit populum suum. Finis.
(In extreme persecution, the seat of the Holy Roman Church will be occupied by Peter the Roman, who will feed the sheep through many tribulations, at the term of which the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the formidable Judge will judge his people. The End.)
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp

Hasta la vista, baby........Finis..
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written by bo, May 10, 2007
The level of literacy in U.S is supposed to be very high compared to other poor and emerging nations.In spite of it, you elected an actor as the President and another one as the Governor of CA. My personal opinion is that it happened because of the indifference on the part of right thinking American voters.


Ronald Reagan was far more than an actor. He began involving himself in politics since the 1940's and became famous politically in the mid 1960's by a speech he made in support of Barry Goldwater. Since I've been born, in 1966, Ronald Reagan was, imo, the U.S.'s greatest president.

As far as Arnold is concerned, well, I have no justification for that, truly mystifying, embarrassing. But, fill a state with wanna be movie stars from all over planet earth and Mexicans watching Exterminator re-runs and there ya have it.
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written by Edward J Moore, May 10, 2007
I'd always been led to believe that Fidel Castro was, intellectually at least, much more robust than most of the American presidents who he has seen come and go throughout his exhaustive political career. So, when I saw the name 'Fidel Castro' as the author's name, I assumed it was some college student's lame pseudonym until I got to the bit about cutting sugar cane as a "moral duty".

What a poorly written rant this is... And I doubt it was any better in Spanish.
Bo: He truly is one of the great Presidents in American history.
written by aes, May 10, 2007
Newt Gingrich and Reagan were responsible for the accumulation of wealth, technology, military and space technological advancement, including the laser, telecommunications, saltellite imaging, and an end to the then global aspirations of a decaying USSR. Clinton rode the economic pony that Gingrich and Reagan had brought into foal, much as Lula's economic success is attributied to the previous administration. Perhaps with his newly acquired Harvard advisor, he will continue the trajectory.
Shopping in Ciudad
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
Ciudad Del Este is back in the news always brings back found memories for my wife and I, after having walked across the friendship bridge (a beautiful view), my wife and I spent the day shopping there. However, once you get to the other side there is a spirit in the air, a clamoring of noise, nostrils snorting in the dusty environment of the hectic commerce, the warm feeling that the gates of hell is hidden somewhere nearby.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17874369/
Prof
written by Igor, May 10, 2007
'cous sa muck' (It is what an Israeli says when he hits his thumb with a hammer)
eye-gor
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
Prof
written by Igor, 2007-05-10 12:20:51

'cous sa muck' (It is what an Israeli says when he hits his thumb with a hammer)

What does he say if he hits the same thumb twice?
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
What does he say if he hits the same thumb twice?


He says in plain English "Now I retire and aim to be the next President of my country" (If Eye-Gore cant translate for ya in Hebrew,our Cumpanheiro AES will be able to do so.If AES is too busy, you may ask Henry Sobel who is waiting to see the Pope at this very moment)

To:Edward J Moore
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
What a poorly written rant this is... And I doubt it was any better in Spanish.


If you want to read another rant, please feel free to read the article "Brazil Needs a General Strike to Demand Good Education for All" that is posted in this site.It is also as entertaining as Fidel´s, as well as taxes your brain.
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
Perhaps with his newly acquired Harvard advisor, he will continue the trajectory.


I only hope that his newly acquired Harvard advisor is courageous enough to face the flak that comes from all directions, including from his boss.
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
He says in plain English "Now I retire and aim to be the next President of my country" (If Eye-Gore cant translate for ya in Hebrew,our Cumpanheiro AES will be able to do so.If AES is too busy, you may ask Henry Sobel who is waiting to see the Pope at this very moment)

We need our Yiddish Cumpanheiro to come to the rescue!! Help, Help, Help!!
I hope Henry does not get tongue tied when he meets the Pope! smilies/tongue.gif

About an hour or so ago there were 4 or more Military helicopters circling overhead, I assumed they had Godzilla trapped or GTY's Admiral-in-Law was trying to pinpoint my I.P. address or maybe they lost the Pope? Anyway we are back to an all clear Alert status, over.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp


Thanks for indicating the site. I went through it and found it a good reading. I do not think that there will be a last Pope.Even if the city of 7 hills is destroyed, with the structure they have, the Vatican can set up its headquarters somewhere else.According to Tom Clancy the Vatican has the best intelligece net work and I am sure that Ch.C is the boss of this agency.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
I hope Henry does not get tongue tied when he meets the Pope!


My concern is that Henry robs the Papal robes and walks out without paying nor saying thanks smilies/angry.gif
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
According to Tom Clancy the Vatican has the best intelligece net work and I am sure that Ch.C is the boss of this agency.

You are clever, actually the members of the Swedish Bikini Team are not Swedish, they are highly Trained Vatican Agents, recruited from Italy from the finest virgin Italian stock, dipped in peroxide and then trained in the art of espionage.
The truth is out there!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
Swedish Bikini Team


Correction: It is Swiss and not Swedish

Your report about GTY´s A-in-law is highly appreciated. Keep the good work going.Over
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
and are you keeping a close watch on Henry?.Remember, the papal security is in your capable hands.
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written by aes, May 10, 2007
I do not think that the Harvard acquisition is a dog and pony show. There are already a plethory of dogs and ponies. Money demands intelligence, planning. Money buys expertise. If you are building an economic nuclear reactor, you do not hire an electrician.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
they are highly Trained Vatican Agents, recruited from Italy from the finest virgin Italian stock, dipped in peroxide and then trained in the art of espionage.


And stop putting the make on the finest virgin Eyetalian stock and start concentrating on keeping an eye on Henry and the Papal robes. That is a direct order smilies/grin.gif
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
I hope Henry does not get tongue tied when he meets the Pope!

My concern is that Henry robs the Papal robes and walks out without paying nor saying thanks

No worries, he was cured at Uncle Albert's Hospital!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
No worries, he was cured at Uncle Albert's Hospital!


I am yet to receive the medical report on this fella.I wouldnt be too sure about him,nor should you be smilies/grin.gif
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
I do not think that the Harvard acquisition is a dog and pony show. There are already a plethory of dogs and ponies.


AES, I really agree with you when you say that there is already a plethora of dogs and ponies.Unger is indeed a good acquisition and we do need someone independent in his thoughts and actions to advise Lula. Lula may not be an intellectual,but he is intelligent to have made this choice. I think that Lula is also a great salesman. If Unger comes out with a good long range planning for Brazil, Lula will be able to sell it to the Public. It doesnt matter if Unger speaks Portuguese with an American accent.As I said before, I am cheering for Unger´s success.
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
I am yet to receive the medical report on this fella.I wouldnt be too sure about him,nor should you be

You only leave Uncle Albert"s Hospital cured or in a pine box, it is written in the fine print on the Admissions form!

Ever hear of the Sobel Thief Prize? To nick the nickers of a knackered Pope is a challenge, not even Murphy could perform!

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
To:Prof:
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
Ever hear of the Sobel Thief Prize?


Who hasnt heard of this Prize? Only dumbkoffs like GTY havent.

To nick the nickers of a knackered Pope is a challenge, not even Murphy could perform!


Murphy could easily do it on St.Patrick´s day and today is not that day and Henry is no Murphy. smilies/grin.gif
UPDATE Reuters-Brazil sees higher dollar inflows on Fitch upgrade. Thu May 10, 2007 12:05PM EDT
written by aes, May 10, 2007
Thu May 10, 2007 12:05PM EDT

Fitch raised Brazil's sovereign rating to 'BB ' from 'BB', putting it one notch below investment grade.

http://www.reuters.com/article...2020070510
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
Murphy could easily do it on St.Patrick´s day and today is not that day and Henry is no Murphy.

Remember! Murphy's law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man of the same name.
João
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
AES has not done diddly squat with translating Eye-gor's Yiddish Yodel.
I guess It goes to show that if you live on a Mountain top in Rio, you will
certainly be up to your ass in Cariocas!

A leisure class exists at both ends of the economic spectrum.
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written by Professor, May 10, 2007
Who hasnt heard of this Prize? Only dumbkoffs like GTY havent.

ROFLMAO
TO:AES/Prof
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
Fitch raised Brazil's sovereign rating to 'BB ' from 'BB', putting it one notch below investment grade


Cumpanheiros, AES is very busy following the news of the Brazilian economy,though he wrote that Fitch "raised Brazil´s sovereign rating to BB to BB". It happens to all the good people to forget about or -. That is an interesting info AES provided.

AES has not done diddly squat with translating Eye-gor's Yiddish Yodel


AES has better diddly s**t to do,instead of translating Eye-Gores Yiddish Yodel ( I really wonder if Cumpanheiro AES speaks Hebrew and if he does, it wouldnt be with Henry´s accent).

The good Yiddish folks whom I have come across dont speak Hebrew nor indulge in shop lifting smilies/grin.gif
Prof: On hitting the same thumb a second time
written by aes, May 10, 2007
Israeli's in general have steep learning curves, but on the occasion of hitting the same thumb with the same hammer in consecutive instances the individual a 'mittutum' (someone that is slow like a watch), might express both his stupidity and pain with the Arabic expression of 'cous ach ta' (litterally your sister's cunt) where the original expression 'cous sa muck' means literally in Arabic (your mother's cunt) Both expressions have transmogrified to essentially mean 'f**k' or in the second case 'mother f**ker'. There are no swear words in the Hebrew language and all doggerel is expressed in a variety of foreign languages, addopted to fit Hebrew syntax. Also the volume of the explative would increase exponentially and could be heard several hundred yards away. After the third time the said Israeli would probably pick up the hammer and simply put it through the wall, sparing his thumb and solving the problem by creating another.
Such is the definition of one that is a 'metumtum'.
TO:AES
written by João da Silva, May 10, 2007
My profound aplogies for underestimating your abilty to translate the Hebrew expressions into English.I should have known during the time you spent in Israel working your ass off when you were young and foolish, you must have learnt quite a bit of Hebrew.In a year or so, you will be speaking Portuguese like a native too.

I am sure that Cumpanheiro Prof is also satisfied with your explanation.

btw, I saw your comment on Cristovam´s article and I loved the word "intellectual Vapidity".You aptly summarised my views in just two words!
AES
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
After the third time the said Israeli would probably pick up the hammer and simply put it through the wall, sparing his thumb and solving the problem by creating another.
Such is the definition of one that is a 'metumtum'.

Much thanks for the explanation! In my short life span, I have lived to witness someone who hit the same finger twice. After the second hit with the MFSH (medium Fu*king Sledge Hammer), the hammer sailed about 30 ft. to hit the wall.
This person, a Gentile by birth, screamed out a concoction (8 or more obscene phrases) of obsentities with such sincerity that those in the general vicinity, exclaimed the dumb-ass hit his finger twice, again!

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

From Russia with love
written by Professor, May 10, 2007
Just another brick in the wall!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/...nworld-hed
Putin links U.S. policies to Nazis..
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
From Russia with love


The original song was song by Matt Monroe. It is a beautiful song.

I did go through the Chicago Tribune site .Never mind about Putin´s comments.He is a better leader than our friend Fidel.Probably, he is looking for an invitation from us to have some good Caipirinha.You would be happy to know that we are on first name basis.
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written by Professor, May 11, 2007
I did go through the Chicago Tribune site .Never mind about Putin´s comments.He is a better leader than our friend Fidel.Probably, he is looking for an invitation from us to have some good Caipirinha.You would be happy to know that we are on first name basis.

First name basis with whom? Putin, In-Fidel or the Caipirinha? smilies/cheesy.gif
Hamas Mickey Mouse Teaches Terror to Kids
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
J-i-h-a-d M-o-u-s-e
written by Professor, May 11, 2007

Hamas Mickey Mouse Teaches Terror to Kids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-c6lbFGC4
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
Kruschev once said that they would sell the west the rope by which Capitalism, the West would hang itself.

It turns out the rope is made of oil.
It turns out the rope is made of oil.
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Where would we be without Lubrication?
Beats spitting on your hand! smilies/grin.gif
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
It's not the hand you spit on
To:AES/Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
Ya all having a siesta?
Big John
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Ya all having a siesta?

Quietly contemplating, life, the universe and everything.

let us reflect what life would be like without lubrication?
How you Southern folk doing ?
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
It would come to a ginding halt. A screeching halt. A screaming halt.
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written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Perhaps Black Matter (not Brown Matter) is the lubrication of the Universe?

To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
How you Southern folk doing ?


Quietly contemplating, life, the universe and everything.Me too,Monstro da Silva,until I received your reply and that of our friend Abilardo Ernesto (a.k.a barão do rio de janeiro).You asked an interesting question like Budha used to do and his answer was wise beyond his tender age of 62. btw, did you go through his site? I wonder why he is wearing such a heavy sweater in Rio. May be the picture was taken in Paris winter and he tries to impress less fortunate ones like my good self, stressing his importance (like GTY). Talking about GTY,mah boy, I have been trying to raise our Swiss agent Ch.c asking him some questions about cultural life in his country. He seems to be under radio silence. I am sure both you and AES would be interested in his answer to my thought provoking question.

AES would be interested in knowing that Chris Buarque´s plane will be landing in our state only after 4.30 and his plans to call for ageneral strike on a rainy and cold friday afternoon fizzled out.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
Perhaps Black Matter (not Brown Matter) is the lubrication of the Universe?


Black,brown orwhite do not matter.The bore must be tight and the lubricant according to the International standards to avoid friction with the piston.
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
The fact is dear professor is that the universe does not move it only has the appearance of movement. And there is black matter, gravety and black energy. Movement is an illusion. Its kind of like relativity. A thinkg only appears to be moving, but in actuality the universe is as static as a cold fish. If you close your eyes you see no movement therefore there is no movement. So if movement is dependent upon the opening and closing of the eyes it is a kind of E ride on the Coney Island of the Mind. All said and done apparently idealism is a function of comfortability. All demonstrations should take place in temperate climes. Since there is little to do in temeperate climes a good demonstration, like the peace movement, or a good 'love in' is quite dependent upon the vagaries of the weather intellection like pricipal seems to be an errectile tissue.
Barão João Ginecologista da Selva do Sul Esq.
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Talking about GTY,mah boy, I have been trying to raise our Swiss agent Ch.c asking him some questions about cultural life in his country.

Don't raise the dead! GTY and CH.c if they are not here spreading their message of Love, then they must be spreading (something) somewhere else!

This Chris Buarque guy should no better than to call the natives to action on a day like this! Sh*t this is Brazil, not the U.S. on Fridays forget about it, on cold Fridays or hot Fridays forget about, holidays, Carnival etc. has he lost his Marbles?

I am watching the Pope on T.V at the moment he is giving a speech at Catedral da Sé. Oh, last night I saw Henry ask the Pope for his blessing (in English) on T.V.
Good old Henry!
To:Prof/The Pope
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
Thanks for the info.I started watching too.Will catch up with ya all later.
AES
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
The fact is dear professor is that the universe does not move it only has the appearance of movement.

I worked with a gentleman once who appeared to be working, however, he never accomplished anything. So perhaps appearance can be deceptive, if one has preconceived expectations.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Viconde do Ã’ its so tight!
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Black,brown orwhite do not matter.The bore must be tight and the lubricant according to the International standards to avoid friction with the piston.

Remember if it is too tight you can always bone the whore, I mean hone the bore.
Squeeze me I mucked the futher up!

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written by Professor, May 11, 2007
OOps Viconde do Ã’ its so tight, should be Visconde do Ã’ its so tight!

I made a viscous mistake!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
You practising your Limericks? In a couple of days time I might be able to reach your standards.

AES is a bad influence on us smilies/grin.gif
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
Oh, last night I saw Henry ask the Pope for his blessing (in English) on T.V.
Good old Henry!


I missed seeing good ole Henry. He must have asked the Pope to receive his confessions and Pardon,before asking for blessings!
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
Is it possible to bore a bore. The thing I love about an untutered child, is that doors are an irrelevency. And that which is inside is equally in place outside. Civilizations seems a matter of doors. The more doors the greater the civilization. How civilized the Papacy.
Big John
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
You practising your Limericks? In a couple of days time I might be able to reach your standards.
AES is a bad influence on us

Yes, he is a bad influence on us, its relativity, he is relatively closer to the Ocean than us, the sea-breeze has a difference influence, that us Inlanders do not
experience.
I would say that your manipulation of the English language far exceeds the
norm. Apparently good breading plays a factor, and I believe it is good to breed
when ever the opportunity arises!
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
Henry Sobel, good lord. Extreme Unction, mistaking the eucharest for the matzot of Yom Kippur. Religious schizophrenia. A man for all seasons, is nothing sacred? I wonder if he knelt and kissed his ring or at least determined its value.

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written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
Is it possible to bore a bore


Yes, isnt what we are trying to do with certain individuals in this site?

Civilizations seems a matter of doors. The more doors the greater the civilization


Because of the air circulation?
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written by aes, May 11, 2007
Civilization best takes place out doors.
AES
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Henry Sobel, good lord. Extreme Unction, mistaking the eucharest for the matzot of Yom Kippur. Religious schizophrenia. A man for all seasons, is nothing sacred? I wonder if he knelt and kissed his ring or at least determined its value.

I am glad you brought this up! I did not want to address this dichotomy, being that the creator has a sense of humor. I preferred not to press my luck today and have a religious experience that carries on to the end of my days. I am still paying for his last joke.
But, but, but, I concur..."I wonder if he knelt and kissed his ring or at least determined its value."

I was actually surprised, I caught this historic event on T.V. my wife wanted to watch the Pope on Globo at the moment.
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written by Professor, May 11, 2007
Civilization best takes place out doors.

Especially on the two days that feijoada is served!
To:Prof/AES
written by João da Silva, May 11, 2007
I wonder if he knelt and kissed his ring or at least determined its value."

I was actually surprised, I caught this historic event on T.V. my wife wanted to watch the Pope on Globo at the moment.



According to my wife, he did correctly determine the value of the Ring and try to remove it,but couldnt succeed.Well, you never win all the times.
Give us the Ring!
written by Professor, May 11, 2007
According to my wife, he did correctly determine the value of the Ring and try to remove it,but couldnt succeed.Well, you never win all the times.

Rings are in fashion, ties are out! For a moment Henry thought he was Frodo Baggins!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
Frodo Baggins!


Who the hell is this guy.I dont remember having been introduced to him in real British style.
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written by aes, May 12, 2007
Frodo has a familiar ring to it.
J. R. R. Tolkien's trilogy
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
Who the hell is this guy.I dont remember having been introduced to him in real British style.

Frodo Baggins is one of the most significant characters in J. R. R. Tolkien's legendarium. He is the primary protagonist of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frodo_Baggins
They turned this classic trilogy into a 3 part movie shown at theaters .

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
aka "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: The Motion Picture" - USA (promotional title)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
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written by aes, May 12, 2007
The pawning of the ring.
Frodo has a familiar ring to it.
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had just about decided to call it a day. But just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer`s job.

Incredulously, the bishop blurted out, "But. . .you have no arms!"

"No matter," said the man: "Observe!"

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window, falling to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?" "I don`t know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a bell."

{WAIT! WAIT! Not through yet}

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist (now there`s a word-of-the-day...), the bishop continued his interviews for a new bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty."

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man`s brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop`s cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.

"What has happened? Who is this man?" the first monk asked breathlessly.

"I don`t know his name," sighed the distraught bishop...

"....but he`s a dead ringer for his brother."
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written by aes, May 12, 2007
There once was a man named Rav Sobel whose interest in the Pope was quite noble
He bowed and he scraped kissed his ring and did prate
Forgive me I know longer know what's Kosher.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
Thanks for refreshing my failing memory.

Are you suggesting seriously that ole Henry was trying to steal the ring specially designed and manufactured by Frodo exclusively for the Pope? Unacceptable.

Henry doesnt know that our friend AES has high level connections in Tel Aviv,Jerusalem, etc;

BTY, do you think Henry has gone to Israel to work in a Kibbutz. I dont think so.
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written by aes, May 12, 2007
There once was a man named Rav Sobel whose interest in the Pope was quite noble
He bowed and he scraped kissed his ring and did prate
Forgive me I know longer know what's Kosher.
AES/João
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
João keep an eye on AES, I think he got into the Baileys Irish Cream again, he is starting to limerick!
Yes, I believe Henry wants the Ring of Power, but as AES said, he is no longer Kosher.
I guess there is no choice but to rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem so they can once again sacrifice to cleanse them of their Sins! Henry has defected!
I repeat Henry has defected!
Must capture Henry and rekibbutz the putz!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
João keep an eye on AES, I think he got into the Baileys Irish Cream again, he is starting to limerick!


I think that Cumpanheiro AES has polished off a full bottle of Baileys,without inviting us and singing his Limericks.He will make a wonderful companion for our beloved President.AES has already excommunicated ole Henry and ready to take over the Jewish Congression in Sampa. Ya will be hearing from our new leader real soon and have no fear.

Henry has defected!
I repeat Henry has defected!


I agree with you. But I got a coded message from our Fleet Commander Forrest that Henry was caught in his net, while fleeing to Belize and fortunately Forrest has recovered all the ties , rings and other goodies that were illegally removed from Brazil.Forrest, as usual recognized that these stuff were not kosher.

Now he is awaiting further orders as what to do with ole Henry.

Any suggestions?

Prof
written by aes, May 12, 2007
Your use of the word 'putz' was perfect. Kudos
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
Must capture Henry and rekibbutz the putz!


I am impressed.Vc já fala bem Portuguese.
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written by Professor, May 12, 2007
Your use of the word 'putz' was perfect. Kudos

I am impressed.Vc já fala bem Portuguese.


Hey, the site is working again!
Thanks for the complements, given enough time and alcohol, I should be able to write Yiddish Limericks in Portuguese!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
Yes, the site is working again and if they dont know how to maintain it, we may think of a boycott and taking over Terra.

And how is our Cumpanheiro AES. Do you think he has opened another bottle of Baileys?
João
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
Yes, the site is working again and if they dont know how to maintain it, we may think of a boycott and taking over Terra.

I am the suspicion that the Webmaster here is thinking the same thing!


And how is our Cumpanheiro AES. Do you think he has opened another bottle of Baileys?

He is probably butt naked on the beach with a caipirinha in both hands, trying to forget about the Pope & Sobel (sounds like a Law Firm) connection.
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written by Professor, May 12, 2007
I am UNDER the suspicion that the Webmaster here is thinking the same thing!


Yes, the site is working again and if they dont know how to maintain it, we may think of a boycott and taking over Terra
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
This site is being run by a webmistress and AES is with her,stark naked with one hand on his cuppa caipirinha and another on her fannies.As usual ,he being an American, is to be blamed for all the miserable things that occur in this site.

I hope AES is creating new civilizations in the out doors. What a nature loving person he is.
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written by aes, May 12, 2007
Yiddish limericks in Portuguese, good luck. Bordeaux or Medoc or Malbec. Wiles the way in contemplative thought. Yiddish is arcane, best apply Jebrew, it is far more fluid and breathed with life. Seems to me Baileys is best served as a White Russian, and as I am in no hurry the sipping of Chilean Malbec passes the time in intelllectual rembembrance of the days of University. My son's boat is ironically named The White Russian II. Yiddish is for the culturally infirm, though some words are still echoing, like 'schmuck catan and schmuch gadol' (little schmuck or big schmuck), but a schmuck by anyother name would still be a putz.
João
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
This site is being run by a webmistress and AES is with her,stark naked with one hand on his cuppa caipirinha and another on her fannies.

Since you put fanny in the plural (fannies), I first thought you made an error but after further contemplation I decided it was a multicultural coincidence.
Such as:
American English: Fanny = Bottom or ass
British English: Fanny = A Woman's Genitals or Vagina
Fannies implies plural (more than one)

It is therefore possible to have one hand on her fannies, if her fannies consist of 1- American Fanny 1 British Fanny, thus freeing one hand for the cuppa caipirinha.

I rest my case!
I am no Smuck!!
written by Professor, May 12, 2007
Seems to me Baileys is best served as a White Russian

I prefer a hot Baileys and Coffee with a bit of Whip Cream, the White Russian
is optional but I prefer the ones with long legs!
...
written by aes, May 12, 2007
Ah the 'white russian' of long legged infamy. The cause celbre of the demise of the moral imperative of Israel. Once freed the Russians came in the millions to Israel and with them, prostitution, drugs, the mafia, and thievery. It is a kind of irony that the purpose of Israel as a haven for the deisporatic Jew should infect itself with its raison d'etre. Non the less they are the best pilots, and the first line of defense of American global intersts.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
I rest my case!


No you do not.AES is multicultural and not a racist.He treats all the Fannies with equal courtesy,regardless of the passports the good ole fannies carry.As per your colocação,you just proved that all the fannies are the same and exciting.

Lets all celebrate the "Fannies Day" and I hope AES will come out with a nice Limerick.

To start with: All the Fannies are the same and the sky is Grey,it is Arizona dreaming.....

You all are authorized to carry on further.
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written by Professor, May 12, 2007
AES a multitasking muther.
A cup in one hand,
Fannies in the other.
Said he with a grin,
give me another chance,
and I'll do it again!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
A cup in one hand,
Fannies in the other.


Ya trying to mimick and limerick good ole Omar Khyam?
To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 12, 2007
My son's boat is ironically named The White Russian II.


You think that your son will let us take a ride in his boat? Of course, we promise to be well behaved! Thus we can tell everyone that we have some friends in high places that have their own prim and proper boats.

Of course, Thou shall have as many fannies as you wish on the sands of Copacabana, while we are sailing across the 7 Oceans in the "Das Boot" (a.k.a. Black Russian III)
João
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
Ya trying to mimick and limerick good ole Omar Khyam?

I think this is the dude who once sold me a used Camel!

Inchalla
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
He might have sold you an used Camel at brgain price and it did left you on a lurch in the middle of the desert.But he was supposed to be a great poet and your comment reminded me of his famous poem (Let me recall correctly and if I dont know, AES can come to my rescue);

A cup of wine in my hand and thou beside me can make the world a paradise........

I dont remember which century Omar lived in. (Dont confuse him with Gen.Omar Bradley)
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
ah,prof, it was well known that Omar Khyam was a horny little poet
Jo-ow
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
I dont remember which century Omar lived in. (Dont confuse him with Gen.Omar Bradley)

He is a tad bit older than you Joâo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Khyam

I must have the bought the defective Camel from one of his distant cousins!

ah,prof, it was well known that Omar Khyam was a horny little poet

Poetry has that affect, except for Sh*tHouse Poetry.

A cup of wine in my hand and thou beside me can make the world a paradise........

Joáo you must allow for changes in the times, the updated quote is:
A caipirinha in my hand and thine fannies in my other, upon this beach of Ipanema
you are nirvana like no other.
TO:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
you are nirvana like no other.


You becoming a Budhist?. Nirvana is nakedness. De nada para nada.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
A caipirinha in my hand and thine fannies in my other, upon this beach of Ipanema


Ok, I got the drift of the modern world, Omar Khyyam II. I see you have stepped in smoothly and taken over the control of the Khyyam empire.
To:Prof/AES
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
To:Ch.C
written by João da Silva, 2007-05-11 16:02:00

Switzerland's women were granted right to vote in 1971


Great to know this fact.Islamic Republic of Pakistan´s women were granted the rights to vote since its inception in 1947.

Anothr question: Do Swiss women respond well to the affectionate overtures made by Foreign gentlemen?


I am yet waiting to receive a reply from ch.c to my relevant question!
João
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
Ok, I got the drift of the modern world, Omar Khyyam II. I see you have stepped in smoothly and taken over the control of the Khyyam empire.

I would appreciate this title more, but I know I am not worthy.
As an example:

I once had a friend who was telling me a story about how one night he went to a bar and after about 7 beers or more, he spotted a Beauty Queen in the bar, having lost his inhibitions to the magical drink, he approached her, now she fortunately was in an equal state of stupor.
Both being with out any inhibition concluded that it was time better spent to go to his place and do what people do in this condition. No sooner than the door to his castle of love opened they were both butt naked and in a mad passionate state. The instant that a man and woman connect (physically speaking), he began to do push ups like a soldier trying to save his life, the silence of that magical moment was broken when she uttered these words: Do you love me?
With these words, he was frozen in time and space, the birds did not sing, the stars did not shine, the earth did not rotate. Being a man of whit, a master of a quick thinking, he thought how should I answer? He considered the possibilities as his fear sobered him up and he realized that she was not the Beauty Queen he left the bar with. Then to his amazement these words burst out of his mouth: Honey, at this very moment I love you more than anyone in the world! Early next morning he assisted her departure, also being that he was not the Brad Pitt that she met at the bar, they parted ways without so much as a word.
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
I once had a friend who was telling me a story about how one night he went to a bar and after about 7 beers or more, he spotted a Beauty Queen in the bar, having lost his inhibitions to the magical drink, he approached her, now she fortunately was in an equal state of stupor.


I once had and still have an Yiddish friend (from NY state) who had 7 caipirinhas and told us the same story.At the end of the outing, my Texan friend and I had to drag him out of the bar,drive him to the apartment where they were living. Guess, what, the power went out and we had to help him to to climb up 10 floors.he was with a hang over for the next 2 days and when I saw him, he apologised and blamed me for incentivating him to get drunk and drown his sorrows (he had plenty).

It is amazing that you Americans dont know how to control your capirinhas (nor Baileys) smilies/grin.gif
Joao
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
It is amazing that you Americans dont know how to control your capirinhas

After 7 capirinhas and 10 flights of stairs, he should have learned his lesson.
Now you might ask yourself, does GOD have a sense of humor? Contemplate this
situation and ask yourself why did the power go out!
Proff
written by aes, May 13, 2007
Oh there was electricity, plenty of it, but It was the Sabbath and no one uses electricity, as the turning on of a switch constitutes work.
now a message from our sponsors...
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
now a message from our sponsors...


Message received and understood. Over
Viva Sud America
written by aes, May 13, 2007
To:AES/Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
Both the messages have been retransmitted to our friend Hugh Keymacher in Caracas and he appreciates your report.

End Message.
Yo mama tangos
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
Viva Sud America
written by aes, 2007-05-13 13:58:42
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nmwpR5_49uk&mode=related&search=


Makes me want to go to Buenos Aires again, que suadades!
Turbo João
written by Professor, May 13, 2007
To:AES/Prof
written by João da Silva, 2007-05-13 15:58:11

Both the messages have been retransmitted to our friend Hugh Keymacher in Caracas and he appreciates your report.

End Message.

I assume you were watching Formula 1 again and drinking Ethanol!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
I assume you were watching Formula 1 again and drinking Ethanol!


the second part of your assumption is corect smilies/grin.gif
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 13, 2007
Thinking of starting a great campaign: "ethanol para todos"
The Pope
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
I was watching the departure of the Pope from Brasil. He seemed to be tired,but happy to have visited us. I also liked the huge Boeing 777 which seems to be the right kind of Plane to carry such a distinguished person. A stable aircraft,though it has just 2 engines.

Auf Wiedersen and guten reinsen, Herr.Pope. It was good to have you with us.
Dear Mr. Silva
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
Tosmilies/tongue.gifrof
written by João da Silva, 2007-05-13 18:39:30

Thinking of starting a great campaign: "ethanol para todos"

Best idea I have heard all week!
I like my Ethanol with an olive, shaken not stirred!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
Dear Mr. Silva


Again I was incorrectly addressed. Please do not hesitate to call me Mr.da Silva,like NYT referes to our President.

And I like my Ethanol, with squashed lemon,sugar and ice. Well shaken ,of course. Just imagine how many jobs we are creating in the sugar cane industry and contributing to the efforts of the government.

Long live the Republic and the eternal Ethanol. In Ethanol we trust.
Dear Mr. dã Silva sour old fart
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
Again I was incorrectly addressed. Please do not hesitate to call me Mr.da Silva,like NYT referes to our President.

And I like my Ethanol, with squashed lemon,sugar and ice. Well shaken ,of course. Just imagine how many jobs we are creating in the sugar cane industry and contributing to the efforts of the government.

Long live the Republic and the eternal Ethanol. In Ethanol we trust.

You really have a complicated name mate!
Yes, In Ethanol we trust, all others drink beer!
I suggest you put Lime in your drink, lest the Lemon makes you a sour old fart!
Superethanolfragilisticexpialidocious..
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
You really have a complicated name mate!


Cant believe that I have to deal with an Ossie masquerading as an Arizonan,mate.Back in Brisbane, I would have identified you easily.The next thing I am going to hear is that your real name is Mel Gibson.
Yes, In Ethanol we trust, all others drink beer!


You ever drank VB or Swan in the outback of Australia?

suggest you put Lime in your drink, lest the Lemon makes you a sour old fart!


In England and Her ex colonies, it is called lime and here we call it lemon. What is the difference?

Superethanolfragilisticexpialidocious..



AES,please help to translate this. Our mate , the Prof is getting too pedantic.
João
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
In England and Her ex colonies, it is called lime and here we call it lemon. What is the difference?

Ok, but "If life deals you lemons, make lemonade!" but if it deals you Limes you can make caipirinhas! So you must be drinking lemonada!smilies/tongue.gif

Never been to the Outback, but I have eaten at the Outback Restaurant in São Paulo.
When I was young we had property in the mountains and I used to go Outback to the Outhouse.
São João del sul
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
The Pope
written by João da Silva, 2007-05-13 21:02:34

I was watching the departure of the Pope from Brasil. He seemed to be tired,but happy to have visited us. I also liked the huge Boeing 777 which seems to be the right kind of Plane to carry such a distinguished person. A stable aircraft,though it has just 2 engines.

Auf Wiedersen and guten reinsen, Herr.Pope. It was good to have you with us.

I guess he made it out of here with his ring on his finger, a miracle!
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
I guess he made it out of here with his ring on his finger, a miracle!


Miracle happen once in a while.My wife was very keen to see the Pope leaving Brasil with all his properties intact. I asked her if she had seen ole Enry on the Telly.She assured me that he wasnt nowhere near the beautiful 777 (Made in U.S.A., which of course is a junk).

Ole Enry must be drinking his Ethanol,plucking his hair and regretting for trying to steal the Papal Ring.btw, has Enry been convicted in Palm Beach?
To:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
When I was young we had property in the mountains and I used to go Outback to the Outhouse


You getting nostalgic? Manytimes I do so also.
Joao
written by aes, May 14, 2007
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

The song describes how using the word is a miraculous way to talk one's self out of difficult situations and even a way to change one's mood.

'Superethanolfragilisticexpialidocious'. . .would be a way of achieving the same effect through the selective imbibing of well aged ehtanolic potables of a variety of proofs.
João
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
Ole Enry must be drinking his Ethanol,plucking his hair and regretting for trying to steal the Papal Ring.btw, has Enry been convicted in Palm Beach?

And do not forget beating his chest! Have not heard nada more about the Palm Beach incident. I thought by now at least they would revoke his circumcision!

My wife was keen to get me to watch the Pope at Aparecida this morning, I had one eye open headed for he coffee pot and she was crying like a baby watching the Pope on T.V. I just grumbled at her in an Angelic language on the way back with my bucket of coffee and watched the Pope on the other T.V.
Inspiring event and Aparecida is beautiful!

You getting nostalgic? Many times I do so also.

Yes I do, nothing like the old days and as AES says: the great outdoors!
However, I do prefer soft toilet paper to sage brush!
TO:Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
You were born in 1946?.
João
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
You were born in 1946?.

No I , I think it was when AES was born, I am still young and in my prime.
...
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
When I was young and in my prime,
I'd done my work by dinner time;
But now I'm old and cannot trot
I'm obliged to work till eight o'clock
...
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
How do I know my youth has been spent?
'Cause my "get-up-and-go" got up and went!
But in spite of all that, I'm able to grin
when I think of where my "get-up-and-go" has been!


Old age is golden. I've heard it said.
But sometimes I wonder as I go to bed--
my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup,
my eyes on the table until I wake up.


When I was young, my slippers were red.
I could kick my heels up over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but I could still dance the whole night through.


Now I am old. My slippers are black.
I walk to the corner and puff my way back.
The reason I know my youth has been spent--
my "get-up-and-go" got up and went!


I get up each mornin' and dust off my wits;
pick up the paper and read the obits.
If my name is missin', I know I ain't dead,
so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
AES
written by Professor, May 14, 2007
'Superethanolfragilisticexpialidocious'. . .would be a way of achieving the same effect through the selective imbibing of well aged ehtanolic potables of a variety of proofs.

A stupendous explicative superiorly indicative of a Connoisseur extraordinaire.
AES/Prof
written by João da Silva, May 14, 2007
I suggest you all move to the article "The Real Reason Behind Pope's Visit to Brazil: to Squash Liberation Theology ". GTY is back and got himself in trouble. smilies/grin.gif
...
written by kevinlucas, November 13, 2007
Thinking of starting a great campaign.

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