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Brazil's Voracity for Soy Is Breeding Unemployment and Prostitution PDF Print E-mail
2007 - May 2007
Written by Zachary Hurwitz   
Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:45

Soy and other cultures invade Amazon jungle"We saw 50 tons of fish die in the Madeira in 2005. And we need to fish in order to live," warns Domingos Parintintin, leader of the 400 remaining Parintintin, indigenous people who live in the Madeira river basin in southern Amazônia, near the city of Humaitá, Brazil. "The dams won't cause problems only for us, but for all Brazilians who live off the fish from this river."

Along the Madeira, the second-largest tributary to the Amazon, local communities are facing the proposed construction of the Santo Antônio and Jirau dams, part of the Madeira River Complex.

The project has received a commitment of partial funding from the Brazilian national bank Banco Nacional de Desenvolvimento (BNDES) and forms part of the portfolio of 335 internationally-financed megaprojects known as IIRSA (the Initiative for the Integration of Regional Infrastructure of South America). The Madeira Complex includes four dam projects: two in Brazil, one binational dam between Brazil and Bolivia, and one in Bolivia.

The Santo Antônio and Jirau dams would produce 3,150 and 3,300 megawatts of hydroelectricity respectively for the energy-deficient urban area of São Paulo. The total cost for the two dams alone is calculated at US$ 9 billion.(1)

Locks built to control the flow of water through the dams and dredging at the head of the 3,380 km. river would also expand transport of soy, timber, and minerals along the Madeira, integrating a waterway that extends from the Peruvian and Bolivian Andes to the Atlantic port of Belém. Brazil's agribusiness sector anticipates major economic gains as a result of the project.

The Threat of Soy Expansion

However, the economic benefits are not likely to reach Nove de Janeiro and Ipixuna, the two protected indigenous areas of the Parintintin. Top-down projects to exploit the natural resources of the area have already led to conflicts between the communities over gold mining, illegal logging, and overfishing.

"There are a lot of illegal loggers," states Domingos. "There are some areas they don't go into, but they are invading ... Two years ago many loggers came from the Transamazon Highway - there were 10, 20 trucks transporting wood night and day," claims the leader. Now, the Madeira River Complex threatens to increase agribusiness pressure on the Parintintin's federally protected lands, especially from soybean producers.

"Soybeans can justify all sorts of public works, which have much more impact on deforestation than the actual area that's cleared for soybeans," says Phillip Fearnside of the Instituto Nacional de Pesquisas da Amazônia (INPA). The price of soy, according to Fearnside, explains 72% of the fluctuation in deforestation rates since 2004 in the state of Mato Grosso.

Mato Grosso alone accounts for 40% of all deforestation in the Brazilian Amazon. The governor of Mato Grosso, Blairo Maggi, is also the chairman of the world's largest soybean production company, Grupo André Maggi. The company received two loans of US$ 30 million each from the International Finance Corporation (IFC, World Bank Group) in 2002 and 2004, and one loan of US$ 34 million from BNDES in 2004.(2)

The Madeira Complex, if completed, would enable the Madeira River system to transport an estimated 35 million tons of soybeans a year - a 500% increase from the seven million tons currently carried out by river.(3)

Critics claim cheaper transport costs on the river would provide an incentive for the expansion of soybean production in neighboring Rondônia and Amazonas states, increasing deforestation and land invasions of the type already faced by the Parintintin.

"For soybeans," says Fearnside, "you have the justification to do it, and that sets into motion a whole series of other processes: land speculation, logging, and, of course, ranching." For the Parintintin, land invasions and decreased river levels would place the resources they utilize for survival - such as fish, their dietary staple - at risk.

The food security of the other inhabitants who call the river basin home - peasants, caboclos,(4) and city dwellers - would also be at risk. Down river from Humaitá, the city of Santo Antônio de Borba receives more than 100,000 visitors annually to mark the festival day of Santo Antônio in June.

Though one of the dams shares with the city the name of the most popular saint in Brazil, Santo Antônio, the "Saint of the Poor" the Associação de Pescadores de Borba notes that almost no public discussion has taken place on the construction of the two dams, due to a lack of information.

The association, which represents 416 small and medium-sized fishers who fish for both local consumption and for export to Manaus, has been planning with the Amazonas state government to build refrigerated warehouses to put the city's fish supply on ice during periods of scarcity.

If the Santo Antônio and Jirau dams are built, even with the frozen supply the city may not be able to supply enough fish to feed the annual influx of visitors for the Santo Antônio festival due to a reduction of fish breeds in the river as a result of damming.

Lending for Lending's Sake

Taking place far from the extensive river network of the Madeira basin, planning and decision-making for the Madeira Complex has followed a dangerous trend characteristic of many projects included in the IIRSA portfolio. Since their creation in 2000, IIRSA projects have attracted financing not according to their ability to meet the social needs of local citizens, but in large part to fulfill the financial quotas of the international finance institutions (IFIs) that provide loans to governments to build infrastructure such as the Madeira Complex.

"It's not a question of whether the loans are good or bad, but rather that each (bank) manager has a level of financing that must be met," says Vince McElhinny of the Bank Information Center, a group that tracks international financing of IIRSA projects.

"This is well known. The Inter-American Development Bank (IDB) needs to loan US$ 8 billion this year. It's not a question of whether a country needs this money or not, but a question of how to place the money."

According to McElhinny, meeting financial quotas is "perhaps the most important factor to a bank's credibility and financial sustainability. And each day this is leading to weaker environmental and social safeguards."

As IFIs rush to make loans in order to meet financial market quotas, proper studies that assess the environmental and social impacts of infrastructure projects are being shirked in favor of reports that allow for a quicker timetable for construction.

According to local leaders in Porto Velho, Brazil, the environmental impact assessment (EIA) of Santo Antônio and Jirau ignores the indirect and regional environmental and social impacts for local populations downriver, such as sediment and mercury accumulation, and diminished fish breeds.

Instead, the EIA, written by Furnas Centrais Elétricas - the public company under contract to build the electric transmission lines that would deliver hydroelectric power from the river to São Paulo - takes into account only direct impacts surrounding the urban municipality of Porto Velho and nearby areas.

Even a scant few kilometers away from the proposed site of the Santo Antônio dam, the impacts of the projects extend beyond what is considered in the EIA. According to a report(5) from Instituto Pólis, a Brazilian public policy organization, the potential for the expansion of intensive agriculture and the opening of a labor market for the construction of the dams would attract a wave of migration to the area, putting pressure on the city's public resources and infrastructure.

The report, released in June of 2006, warns of the arrival of 40,000 new migrants who would occupy four new proposed settlements for construction workers and their families on close to 2,090,000 square meters of land. The settlements would be de facto satellites of Porto Velho, and would increase demand for scarce social services, including medical care, which already only covers 25% of families living in the city.

The push for land spawned by lower soy transport costs would also contribute to uncontrolled fluctuations in land prices, and the replacement of farming communities by agribusiness plantations will lead to increased unemployment, and higher incidences of prostitution, according to the report.

Instituto Pólis calculates that the dam projects would forcibly relocate up to 3,000 families along the length of the Madeira. Father Manoel Farias Lopes, a Franciscan priest who tends to parish Nova Olinda downriver from Porto Velho, claims that many of the families that would be relocated are unaware that the dam projects even exist.

"People here don't have any notion of the impacts of the Madeira dams, because they don't have access to information about the projects," states Lopes. "But certainly the dams will have an impact, starting on the fish and the water quality."

Despite these grave omissions to the EIA report, the Brazilian government is pushing ahead with plans for the project. In January of this year, President Lula da Silva unveiled the Plan for Accelerated Growth (PAC), an economic investment package aimed at increasing Brazil's GDP by 5.0% each year beginning in 2008.(6) The Madeira Complex figures prominently in the plans of the PAC in Amazônia, despite being arguably one of the largest and most harmful "development" projects of its kind in Brazil.

In order to meet the PAC's goals for growth, the government would need an estimated US$ 20 billion to construct the entire Madeira Complex, including Santo Antônio and Jirau dams, electrical transmission lines to São Paulo, plus the two additional dams the government has offered to build in Bolivia. Though Brazil's national bank, BNDES, has committed to funding 40% of that total, the World Bank has also been reported as interested in financing the project.

For Domingos Parintintin, however, investment in large-scale infrastructure may not lead to the kind of growth that is important for his people. "From an original population of 4,000, we came to have only 120 people after the Transamazon highway was built in 1970," states the indigenous leader.

"If it keeps going this way, in a couple of years, our people are not going to have any more forest, only destroyed land. We're going to have problems because people want to invade our land, and how are we going to accept that?"

(1) "Brazil offers Bolivia 'a gift' - but at what cost?" Glenn Switkes, International Rivers Network, http://www.biceca.org/en/Article.161.aspx.

(2) Jan Willem van Gilder, "Bank Loans and Credits to Grupo André Maggi, a Research Paper Developed for CEBRAC," June 4, 2004, www.bothends.org/strategic/soy34.pdf.

(3) Jorge Molina Carpio, "Analisis de Los Estudios de Impacto Ambiental del Complejo Hidroelectrico del Rio Madeira - Hidrología y Sedimentos," April, 2006, www.fobomade.org.bo/rio_madera/doc/analisis_madera_.pdf.

(4) A term in Portuguese referring to a person of mixed Indigenous and European heritage.

(5) A copy of the report may be obtained by contacting comunicacao@polis.org.br.

(6) See Plano para Aceleração do Desenvolvimento, Governo do Brasil, http://www.agenciabrasil.gov.br/media/arquivos/2007/01/22/pac_internet.pdf/download.

For More Information

Amazon Watch
www.amazonwatch.org

International Rivers Network
www.irn.org

Foro Boliviano por el Medio Ambiente y el Desarrollo
www.fobomade.org.bo

Instituto Rio Madeira Vivo
www.riomadeiravivo.org

Instituto Nacional das Pesquisas da Amazônia (INPA)
www.inpa.gov.br

Instituto Pólis
www.polis.org.br

Bank Information Center
www.biceca.org

IIRSA
www.iirsa.org

Banco Nacional de Desenvolvimento (BNDES)
www.bndes.gov.br

Zachary Hurwitz is the IIRSA Program Associate for Amazon Watch, an environmental and human rights organization based in San Francisco, California, and collaborates with the Americas Program at www.americaspolicy.org.



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written by aes, May 17, 2007
Life is hard and then you die. Sell the timber yourselves, pay for your own police. Open a casino. Build fish farms. Nothing stays the same.
But prostitution.....
written by ch.c., May 17, 2007
has created and still creates.....millions of jobs in Brazil !
Even their asking price is linked to grains prices. Prices go up and down depending of the world grains prices.
Better yet, Brazilian prostitution is one of your major export industry, obviously not offcially accounted for (guess why), since it brings a lot of foreign currencies and help taking care for millions and millions of their family members !

But as long as your prostitutes and grains prices are cheap....keep growing !
In my view, you should double....your total exports !!!!!

Enjoy your healthy growth !!!
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written by aes, May 17, 2007
You have an extraordinary knowledge of prostitution in Brazil. I suggest you visit Thailand to greater understand Brazil's actual position in global prostitution. Go to Holland, it is legal there. You are obsessed with prostitution.
To:Ch.c
written by João da Silva, May 17, 2007
I suggest you visit Thailand to greater understand Brazil's actual position in global prostitution.You are obsessed with prostitution.


Probably you visit Thailand regularly.
But...but......
written by ch.c., May 17, 2007
What is the difference beteween Brazil and Thailand !
There are NONE !
As much corruption and prostitution in these 2 countries !
And in Holland, of course, you have thousands and thousands of Brazilians and Thais prostitutes.
As I said it is one of your main foreign currency source.

As to prostitution being legal in Holland.....IS prostitution not legal in Brazil ???????
What is your point ?
Prostitution is legal in most countries on this planet !
But I doubt that many Americans, Europeans or Japanese prostitutes, do their job in Brazil ! Guess why !
Guess why too, so many foreign prostitutes prefer to "work" elsewhere than in their own country.
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written by Professor, May 17, 2007
Comigo Quatro
written by Professor, May 17, 2007
>:(
written by Professor, May 17, 2007
Comigo quatro.....
To:Ch.c
written by João da Silva, May 17, 2007
i aske you a question in one of my previous posts how good the Swiss ladies are in Bed. You didnt answer. Obviously frigid. No wonder that Thai,Brazilian and ladies of other nationalities are filling the void in Europe. So start complaining and enjoy life. Make sure you wear condoms, while socializing with them.
But...but......
written by ch.c., May 17, 2007
What is the difference beteween Brazil and Thailand !
There are NONE !
As much corruption and prostitution in these 2 countries !
And in Holland, of course, you have thousands and thousands of Brazilians and Thais prostitutes.
As I said it is one of your main foreign currency source.

As to prostitution being legal in Holland.....IS prostitution not legal in Brazil ???????
What is your point ?
Prostitution is legal in most countries on this planet !
But I doubt that many Americans, Europeans or Japanese prostitutes, do their job in Brazil ! Guess why !
Guess why too, so many foreign prostitutes prefer to "work" elsewhere than in their own country.

And to AES, how can you compare prostitutes in 2 different countries ? Are you also expert...in prostitution comparisons ?????
In my view you are the one..... regular client !!!!!
And tell us your knowledge about Brazil global position in prostitution. But please name your sources.....FOR ONCE.....and not the errors and unknowledge in your comments,
suh as :
- now Brazilians get 1,3 Real for every 1 Real they export !
- that ships gain in value...over time !
- that you sold gold at US$ 830.-...... a price never reached in the last 25 years.
- That Brazil can build cars.
- that Brazil can build lawn mowers ! (Interesting to use land mowers to harvest sugarcane and grains). Never ever heard that one...yet !!!!!!!


I LAUGH-----LAUGH-----LAUGH----LAUGH....AND LAUGH AGAIN......ALL NIGHT LONG !
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written by Professor, May 17, 2007
Again I say, there must be a Pussy Tax!

http://kibeloco.globolog.com.br//Comigo 4.jpg
To:Ch.C
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
I LAUGH-----LAUGH-----LAUGH----LAUGH....AND LAUGH AGAIN......ALL NIGHT LONG


You laughing at your self? It is time you started doing.
Joao....dont be more dumb than you already are !!!!!!
written by ch.c., May 18, 2007
Are you not the idiot who insisted a while ago that the flex fuel engine was developed by Brazilian engineers !
I answered that the flex fuel engine was developed by BOSCH, a German company. And for this invention they received an award from Your Brazil Science and Technology Minister !!! You can easily check what I am saying, by simply surfing the Net !!!!!!

Simple demonstration that you are as idiot and liar than your good friend AES, the only guy in this planet who sold gold at US$ 830.-.
I suppose that with the proceeds of his sale, he was able to buy some.....air.....only !

Now if you too believe that a lawn mower is needed to plant and harvest sugarcane and grains, I bet you went to the same school as AES !!!!!!!!

And if you too believe that by now Brazilian receive 1,3 Reals for every 1 Real they export, I am not suprised that you are impressed by AES great comments.
2 idiots understand each others.And if one of them says 2 2 = 5, the other will also say...of course it equals to 5, every idiot knows that !!!!


But in my view you better think twice or check with a third person on the statement of AES ! More dumb...hard to find.

And to AES question of how are Swiss women in bed...they are certainly not worse than Brazilians girls.
And for prostitution in my country, you have many ! 95 % of foreigners ! True ! Guess why ! smile !
We have prostitutes from all over the world : Brazil, Thailand, South americans in general, Africans,Arabs (many) and many many more from Russia, Ukraine and all the Eastern Countries.
In general they are quite beautiful, especially in Geneva, the really most beautiful being those from Russia and Ukraine.
As to why we have the cream of the cream is quite simple to understand ! I will tell you the answer when you too will have answered my questions :

- what do you know about Brazil global position in prostitution ? And as said, more importantly.....what are your sources (the site, the news article) or the stats you
are reffering to !
TO:Ch.C/Joao....dont be more dumb than you already are !!!!!!
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
And to AES question of how are Swiss women in bed...they are certainly not worse than Brazilians girls.


It wasnt AES who made that question,but my good self. I must confess that I havent slept with Swiss ladies, though I would love to. As I said earlier, never been to your country.

My question again: Are they as affectionate as the German ladies? The Frauleins are as good as anyone can get ( I am not talking about the hookers). Real ladies.If you treat them well, they reciprocate your courtesy with equal affection.Real good people that I miss.

Ch.c., I think that Swiss ladies are more interested in monetary benefits than reciprocating the affectionate overtures by gnetlemen like us. Otherwise you wouldnt be upset about the prostitution.I think that you are a very frustrated individual.
To:Ch.C
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
- what do you know about Brazil global position in prostitution ?


Finally you gave credit to us for being Global leaders.
To:Ch.c
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
Before I go to bed,let me tell you something. You Swiss are neutral. In our language it is called "em cima do murro".This attitude has been driven into your mind for such a long time that you think that even your gender is neutral. ie. a bunch of enuchs.

After I read your post about the Swiss women not being worse than the brazilian ladies,I had a big Laugh,Laugh,Laugh.....

The conclusion: Swiss men like you are faggots and women are Lessies.

No wonder you are so frustrated.
Chicklet: and dreams of Heidi
written by aes, May 18, 2007
Really Ch.c you are obsessed with prostitution, degradation, filth. The Swiss are notably a very clean and neat people, but it is almost an Anal Obsesssion. You are apparently not married, with a loving wife and a mature adult relatinship with a women. I would be suprised if you had children. As you are less nurturing than aggressive.

I used to do business in Thailand, it is known as the 'sex capitol' of the world. Their is more aids and disease in Thailand that it is epidemic. Perhaps it is the fact that Brazil is Catholic that saves it from itself.

Thailand is nothing like Brazil. And Brazil is nothing like Holland.

I do not know what your familiarity with farm machinery, combines, harvesters, etc. But they are little more than riding lawnmowers. I use to mow twenty acers of lawn, and had a 20 horse power 2 meter cutting head tractor.

Having researched the cane cutters, and other combines, they are infinitely simpler than the intricacies of a car. I used the term lawn mower as a metaphor for a less sophisticated bit of machinery.

The banks are going to lower interest rates, in part to control the strength of the Real and in part to encourage business. I think there is an Indian company that makes a cane combine, but if India can do it Brazil can do it better. There is also a phenomenon in American business practice of leasing, large capital investments, where the cost of the lease is merely a yearly business expense.

There is also the concept where several farms purchae the combines collectively and use them collectively as they are needed. There is no sense for ten farms to have ten combines, when one shared serves the same purpose. Collective capitalism.



To:AES
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
I think there is an Indian company that makes a cane combine, but if India can do it Brazil can do it better.


AES, I think it was you or Prof, who researched about this Indian Comapany a couple of months ago.If I recall correctly, the name of the company is Shakthi Sugar Mills.

btw, Lula is visitng India in June again and I wouldnt be surprised if Brazil and India sign some sort of deal over ethanol made out of sugar cane.I bet you know India too, since you have visited Sri Lanka.

As for Ch.c, he is not only obsessed with prostitution,but also myopic about geopolitics. If he has so much hatred about Brazil, can you imagine how he would feel in Sri Lanka or Thailand or India?
My Dearest João
written by Professor, May 18, 2007
The conclusion: Swiss men like you are faggots and women are Lessies.


I LAUGH-----LAUGH-----LAUGH----LAUGH....AND LAUGH AGAIN......ALL NIGHT LONG HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS

Resistance Is Futilely sexy
written by Professor, May 18, 2007
"We are The Ch,c's, lower your pants and surrender your orifice. Your biological and musical distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your Cú will adapt to service us. Resistance Is Futilely sexy."


Resistance Is Futilely sexy
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
LAUGH LAUGH...........................................LAUGH
LAUGH LAUGH...........................................LAUGH
written by Professor, May 18, 2007
Ho Ho...........................................Ho
To:AES/Prof-Sugar Harvester
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
I think there is an Indian company that makes a cane combine, but if India can do it Brazil can do it better.


Ok.AES, I got it. Worth taking a look at:

http://www.sakthisugars.com/harvester.htm

Good products,they make.
Mr. João da Sila do Cano
written by Professor, May 18, 2007
Ok.AES, I got it. Worth taking a look at:

http://www.sakthisugars.com/harvester.htm

Good products,they make.

I assume this would eliminate the necessity to burn the fields before harvest?
That infernal smell I can live without!

BTW. Sugar is sweet but pussy, won't rot your teeth!
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written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
BTW. Sugar is sweet but pussy, won't rot your teeth!


Colonel, do you want to be relocated to Kabul?

I assume this would eliminate the necessity to burn the fields before harvest?


That is what it looks like.It is worth studying. I think AES and you have come up with something interesting
To:Ch.c
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
We have prostitutes from all over the world : Brazil, Thailand, South americans in general, Africans,Arabs (many) and many many more from Russia, Ukraine and all the Eastern Countries.
In general they are quite beautiful, especially in Geneva, the really most beautiful being those from Russia and Ukraine.


I was sleepy last night when you were raving and ranting about prostitution in your country and I missed this important statement of yours and please do accept my deep apologies for doing so.

You statement implies that your country welcomes hookers of diversified nationalities and in fact encourages it.It also means that you have gone to all the cat houses in Geneva OR you are the Owner (or major stock holder) of the bordels in that city. Of course, financed by USB. What is the stock price for your enterprise, right now? Would be interested in knowing.
To:Ch.C
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
the really most beautiful being those from Russia and Ukraine.



I missed it too. As we have been suspecting all along, you were born in the erstwhile U.S.S.R, a Commie and a fugitive from Mother Russia. That explains it all and the case is closed (unless my esteemed peers in this forum want to reopen thae case)
Joao: Imagine the possibilities
written by aes, May 18, 2007
Benefits for the farmers:

Large areas could be harvested in a single day.
While manual harvesting leaves about three to four inches of cane in the ground, the mechanical harvester can cut the crop 1" below the ground level, giving an additional yield of about one to two nodes of cane. This results in a higher yield and recovery of sugar.
The crop is cut evently, avoiding the operation of stubble shaving, resulting in cost savings for the farmers.
The entire operation is done by two operators for the harvesters, three for the transporter, one mechanic and a supervisor. This results in saving in labour as normallly about 600 labourers are needed to harvest 400 tonnes in a single day.
The cane can be delivered to the factory within 1 to 2 hours of harvest, which avoids weight loss and sucrose inversion.




Now the question is what do you do with six hundred obsolete laborers? Durring the American Depression FDR created programs for millions of poor that rebuilt, the entire infrastructure of the U.S. It taught an infinity of trades from welding to construction skills, from bulldozing, to bricklaying, to cement work. There is both the need to build and the need to employ the existence of the man power. It is a way to teach, to make literate It is also a blueprint of a proven plan and its consequential positive results. History will repeat itself. Brazil is a good place to start. It is a solution. I am sure there is an infinity of others. As an economic pragmatist, dont reinvent the wheel.
Joao: Imagine the possibilities
written by João da Silva, May 18, 2007
AES,you hit the nail on the head,as usual.I will be away for a few hours. This is a topic that we can easily develop into a business (with pleasure) venture. After all we are in an age when our old wisdom can be passed on to the youngsters and teach them how to be self sustaining.One makes money and life with ideas and not by paper pushing.

btw, have you ever been to India during your Globe trotting days?. I have been there a few times.

A fantastic question you asked and I am amazed that somebody else came out with the same question I had in mind.My answer to your question is "The possibilities are plenty".
Nice
written by GTY, May 18, 2007
Stopped by to see what you guys were up to...Pussy Tax, great, another intellectual string of bloggers. Problem is, most of you are probably not getting ANY pussy, why else who you spend so much time here.

Have a good weekend Gilligan!
To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 19, 2007
Have a good weekend Gilligan!


Pvt.Crunch, you went AWOL! Were you visiting the brothels in Swaziland? .Now that you are back, be careful to guard your rear end ( with reinforced cork). A Swiss guy is about to invade the good ole U.S.of A.
Pvt. Crunch aka. Pvt. Parts, GTY etc.
written by Professor, May 19, 2007
Pussy Tax, great, another intellectual string of bloggers. Problem is, most of you are probably not getting ANY pussy

Here we get premium Pussy thats why there should be a tax (S.T.O.P.).
S.T.O.P. ie. State Tax On Pussy.

As the saying goes; "My wife is my right hand, but when she is/I am away, my right hand is my wife." Since you claim to travel extensively, and go on fishing trips (Debauchery tours) I think in your case your right hand is your wife! Aka. Rosey Palm and her short fat 5 sisters.
As João said: Better get some reinforced cork, Ja!
Pvt. Crunch aka. Pvt. Parts, GTY etc
written by João da Silva, May 19, 2007
As João said: Better get some reinforced cork, Ja!


Listen to me: AES Enterprises (PVT Ltd) has some pretty good Product line.Of course, the Prof and myself have 33% each in that partnership. AES is naturally the major stock holder.AES buys corks from Portugual for a low price, Prof.buys Titanium from Congo and I furnish steel from here free of cost.

I dont know if you understood well,we design and produce reinforced corks and the whole formula is very secret,more than that of your Coke. We also give 2 weeks guarantee for our RIC (dont confuse with RIP).

You better buy our corks, my dear boy.Lest Ch.c will be landing in Miami International, real soon.
Pvt. Crunch aka. Pvt. Parts, GTY etc
written by João da Silva, May 19, 2007
I forgot to tell you something. Our enterprise is exempted from paying S.T.O.P. The Swiss Government is taking the tab. ch.c articulated this issue with the mayor of Geneve and succeeded.
Breeding Prostitutes
written by GTY, May 19, 2007
And doing a damn fine job too! Clube Bahamas in Sao Paulo is spectacular and I know this place in Ipanema...I'll bet Gilligan has a sister or two living the good life, they love Gringos too. If I meet one, she won't have a cork in her ass, but she will be holding it when I'm done with her. Thanks Brazil, your women's love of anal sex is really your best gift to the world. And what wonderful young asses they are.

See ya later Professor, your preference for jacking off when you live in Brazil...well you must be one ugly monkey, because if you have to choke it down there...you really are the loser I thought you were.
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written by GTY, May 19, 2007
"You better buy our corks, my dear boy.Lest Ch.c will be landing in Miami International, real soon."

Oh great, another pasty white, bermuda short, black sock and tennis shoe wearing Swiss homo. Well it is that time of the year. Make sure you keep on I95 and don't go astray. If they see your lily white ass down in Opa Locka or Florida City, you are the one who will be corking your ass...and looking for your wallet too. It is that time of the year however when I can take my boat down to Biscayne Bay with the jet skies, get a couple or maybe even three European girls looking for a dark skinned hero with a big boat and a big dick and f**k their brains out before they go home.

While those homo Brits, Swiss, Krauts and Swiss get there asses kicked in the S. Beach clubs. It's the American way, we take your women and you wimper like babies. Enjoy Parrot World CH, have a good time, but please don't over stay your Visa, to many Brazilians to compete with for the s**t jobs.

To:GTY
written by João da Silva, May 19, 2007
girls looking for a dark skinned hero with a big boat and a big dick and f**k their brains out before they go home


Can you imagine the impact this scene and similar ones will have on the viewer ratings for the Novelas to be shown on the PT-TV? May be you will end up landing yourself a job in the new TV network.
Nope
written by GTY, May 19, 2007
They can't pay me enough Gilligan...you should know that Da Silva. Gotta go, the boat and cold beer is waiting, I am heading to Bimini for a couple of days of fishing with a Brazilian friend, should be fun. What boring thing are you doing this weekend besides panting and waiting for the Professor's and the Skipper's (Forest) latest dribble?...get a life Da Silva, you will never be a Gringo, no matter how much you wish or pray, you are destined to be a Brazilian, typing your homo messages on this board.
GTY
written by aes, May 19, 2007
You need to try the Marlin Tournament in Kona on the Big Island of Hawaii. The Hawaiian Islands are no Bimini, but a 1,000 lb Black Marlin aint no trout. Hope you catch something.
Pvt. Crunch aka. Pvt. Parts, GTY etc
written by Professor, May 19, 2007
GTY
written by aes, 2007-05-19 12:14:56
Hope you catch something.

Of course something our finest drugs won't cure.
The boys in the crew will be waiting for you!
GTY
written by João da Silva, May 19, 2007
I am heading to Bimini for a couple of days of fishing with a Brazilian friend,


So finally Renato was released from jail? I thought you mentioned he was being deported after being arrested for D.U.I.
AES
written by GTY, May 20, 2007
I think on a previous post I mentioned I was stationed at Schofield Barracks Hawaii, we have returned to Hawaii a couple of times since I sevred 12 years ago, so I know the islands well. I am also aware of the legendary Marin fishing off the Kona Coast...perhaps one day...

Billfish are in short supply this year in Florida, few Sails, that's about it, we spent our time yesterday and this morning catching Wahoo, Blackfin Tuna, Grouper and then dove for a few nice lobsters. Had to beat feet back early though, the wind really kicked up and we wanted to beat some expected thunderstorms. Got a little wet in the straights, but had a great time.

I have had some great days fishing out of Rio harbor, lots of BIG Atlantic Sails, giant Grouper and a zillion Dorado, there is even a great Bluefish bite right off the beaches. Cabo Frio is also a great fishing spot, deep offshore canyons bring in huge Blue Marlin, google it, fish in the 1000lb range are caught regularly! My biggest there was around 600 lbs.

For Gilligan...I think Renato is down in Santa Catarinia trying to get back, last I heard anyway. The Brazilian I went with is here legally (your dream!), he imports tiles from Victoria and has a boat that is twice as big as mine!
Admiral Forrest
written by Professor, May 20, 2007
written by GTY, 2007-05-20 16:18:12
The Brazilian I went with is here legally (your dream!), he imports tiles from Victoria and has a boat that is twice as big as mine!

Admiral I know where your boat is. It is now part of the Cuban Navy!
Hey Professor
written by GTY, May 20, 2007
I know where your wife is. She is with the dude next door, while you excerise your right hand.
Whacking off again Professor??
written by GTY, May 20, 2007
And doing a damn fine job too! Clube Bahamas in Sao Paulo is spectacular and I know this place in Ipanema...I'll bet Gilligan has a sister or two living the good life, they love Gringos too. If I meet one, she won't have a cork in her ass, but she will be holding it when I'm done with her. Thanks Brazil, your women's love of anal sex is really your best gift to the world. And what wonderful young asses they are.

See ya later Professor, your preference for jacking off when you live in Brazil...well you must be one ugly monkey, because if you have to choke it down there...you really are the loser I thought you were.
Prof
written by João da Silva, May 20, 2007
Col, you got ambushed. Pvt is in the other thread "The Unsung Story of São Paulo's Dramatic Murder Rate Drop "
Pvt. Parts
written by Professor, May 21, 2007
Hey Professor
written by GTY, 2007-05-20 17:40:57

I know where your wife is. She is with the dude next door, while you excerise your right hand.

Being that your right hand and your wife are one and the same I understand your comment. Are you outsourcing?

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