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BRENT


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Two weeks from now we'll be in Brazil! Hells Yeah!

Here is me, Vargas, and Buckley last night, celebrating our upcoming trip:


Total Posts: 22 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 2:18 pm on Jan. 29, 2003 | IP
erpo


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Assuming this is a true blue photo of you guys, I've never seen a bunch of more ugly cunts in my life.
Good luck with your sexcapades, you're gonna need it. No educated Brasilian chicks would wanna hop in the sack with you lot.


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I love Bahian babes

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 2:44 pm on Jan. 29, 2003 | IP
Pedro


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And who said that they are searching for educated brazilian chicks?

Always the same. Those guys go to bad districts, favelas, buy drugs, get mugged, robbed, arrested, etc. etc. etc. and whey they come back, they join the chorus:

BRAZIL IS DANGEROUS
BRAZIL IS DANGEROUS
BRAZIL IS DANGEROUS
BRAZIL IS DANGEROUS
BRAZIL IS DANGEROUS
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

How many people once wished to visit Brazil, but have desisted after listening to this kind of report?

Total Posts: 17 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 4:53 am on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Vargas


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BLAH BLAH BLAH my kitchen is dangerous, and for the guy who said we were ugly cunts: you don't gotta be pretty if you got cash --- and we'z got it! that's why we're gonna get L-A-I-D by uneducated Brazilian chicks and mmeEsssSSdddupdupdup with hot blooded nasty hard-tokin' little se˝oritas! We are the monsters of mango! And I AM BACK!!! VARGAS IN THE HIZZOUSE!!! I know you all missed me. I can see it by the look in your emoticon's eyes. Now piss off and let Brent and me talk about gettin' wacky with the floss and floppies in those mad favela fests we're gonna crash.

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 10:55 am on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Vargas


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Brent & Buckley: You guys can email me at my new address -- dickdogpoopiecakes@yahoo.com  I look forward to hearing from you guys and discussing how laid and mesSed up we're gonna get. MANGO!!!

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 11:15 am on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Guest



Anonymous
   
Brent, Vargas - you are two sad mutherfukers. Hope you fukheadz catch AIDS and Hep C down there. Then we can hear your asses whining in a few years how you need new livers.

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 11:33 am on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
erpo


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Once they come face to face with the favelas, they will shit themselves.
I can't see them paying a visit to Rocinha.

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I love Bahian babes

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 12:00 pm on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Vargas


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Look buttcake, I don't know if Rocinha is anything like Vidigal, but the only shitting I did there was due to some bad tacos (or tašaos or whatever the hell you call them). In all seriousness, I made some good friends down there -- cool people, very unlike yourself and certainly not like the kind of low-life intolerant freak the anonymous "Guest" has shown him/herself to be. AIDS? Wow. Wishing a horribly sad terminal illness on someone. Nice. Look asshole, I don't know if you're envious of us non-virgins or what, but wishing someone would catch AIDS -- simply because they enjoy having a good time with girls and drugs -- is about as low  as it gets. Me and my friends aren't exactly the House of Windsor when it comes to tact, but we stop short of the kind of excrement you use in place of a personality. Fuck off. We're going to Brazil to get laid and messed up, eat some mangos and drink as much as we can hold. It's cheap and fun down there and some of the locals are pretty damn cool. Get your rotten vagina off our thread.

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 12:20 pm on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
fernandobn


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Merece! Vem mermao, os ome ta tudo esperando, traz vaselina pra bizuntar o rabito, furico, brioco.

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Fernando B.

Total Posts: 55 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 12:21 pm on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Vargas


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Blah blah blahao. Iao don'tao understandao yourese brazilao speakere, andao iao don'tao carere.

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 12:29 pm on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
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Anonymous
   
Translating fernandobn

Merece! Vem mermao, os ome ta tudo esperando, traz vaselina pra bizuntar o rabito, furico, brioco.

Deserve! Come bro, the cops are waiting, bring vaseline to oil the tail, the hole, the ass.

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 12:56 pm on Jan. 30, 2003 | IP
Pedro


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I still don┤t understand what you mean by "those mad favela fests", but I┤m getting worried. I┤m afraid you won┤t come back. Well, I tried to advice you.

Total Posts: 17 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 4:52 am on Jan. 31, 2003 | IP
Vargas


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Thanks for the translation; It brings to light a potential problem with some of the advice we've been getting on this thread. Brent and I are gonna get crazy down in Brazil, but we're not into the whole "male ass" thing. For those of you who are concerned -- or interested -- thanks but no thanks. Chicks and chicks only. I don't have a problem with gay guys doing their thing, I'm just not into it. Anyway, had a great time in Vidigal at a few parties, which I coined "favela fests." That's where that comes from. I don't know about the whole "lubing up the ass thing," and I have no desire to take direction from fernandom on how to "oil a tail" with a guy in uniform, but thanks anyway. As far as your police force is concerned, we've already established -- by reputation and by first-hand experience -- that a few $$ will solve most issues.  Fernandom obviously took care of his police problems with a different kind of bribe. Deserve!

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 10:26 am on Jan. 31, 2003 | IP
fernandobn


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Varcas
Come to this forum and post that kind of shit only shows you are a prepotent boy. We in Brazil do not need motherfucker like you, so go spend your money in Mexico instead. A real man dosen't need that kind of self-assertive. Who wants to do something, do and keep to yourself. Grow up! You are not being cool, just an asshole! I don't care what you are going to do with your money and your ass, but it isn't polite to come and say what you said! If you want to discuss Brazilian problems and issues in a polite way you are welcome to do so!



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Fernando B.

Total Posts: 55 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 11:11 am on Feb. 3, 2003 | IP
Vargas


Newbie
   
Uh, yeah, I really appreciate the advice there Fern. However, did it occur to you that I didn't "come and say" anything? You came onto OUR thread and added your two cents. There are quite a few other threads on this site. Go be polite somewhere else.

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 3:49 pm on Feb. 5, 2003 | IP
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Anonymous
   
sukkelaars !!

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 4:04 am on Feb. 6, 2003 | IP
Guest



Anonymous
   
Fernando - I don't think Mexico deserves these mutherfukerz either. Better that they simply stay home together in the USA and buttfuck each other all day and all night. It will be the least expensive way and most fun for them! <rs>

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 11:47 am on Feb. 10, 2003 | IP
fernandobn


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Guest, You're right! Mexico does not deserve this, I only mentioned because of the proximity.

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Fernando B.

Total Posts: 55 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 1:01 pm on Feb. 10, 2003 | IP
Toolio


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I have removed this message because it apparently offended Krista (below). How can I not react to such a mature response


(Edited by Toolio at 5:08 am on Feb. 20, 2003)

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Toolio

Total Posts: 12 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 10:50 am on Feb. 12, 2003 | IP
krista



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i don't usually insult people..even if i disagree with them...but in this case...

Toolio, you're stupid.

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Radio Do Mar: http://www.live365.com/stations/226288

Total Posts: 97 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 12:05 pm on Feb. 12, 2003 | IP
Macunaima


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Holy naked Mother of God on a white fucking donkey.

If ever there were three gringos who richly deserved a mugging - if only as an educational experience - these three frat boys are it.

I'll be looking for you guys at the Banda da Ipanema...

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Brazil is the country of the future and always will be!

Total Posts: 147 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 5:58 pm on Feb. 12, 2003 | IP
Ze


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... de Ipanema...

Total Posts: 93 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 7:37 pm on Feb. 12, 2003 | IP
Vargas


Newbie
   
Banda De Ipanema? Hell yeah. We're gonna be at all the parties, amigos. You guys have any chick bands? Big 'ol tan floppies hangin' over a guitar or some hot little chica in a thong beating on a tribal drum or some shit? I saw some of that tribal shit when I was down there last time. Cray-Zee! Man, I got all fucked up on some local mess called veeho mazee and danced barefoot until I lost my feijoada all over the place. My bros hooked me up with some kinda gin punch and all was well with the world after an hour or so. Cray-Zee shit. Muh-hESSd me up big time. Can't wait to get back. As for muggings, when are you cashasa-swilling retards gonna learn that mugging three badass muthafuckas like us is the kinda work most people don't show up for? Pipe down girls, cause we haven't met the street urchin bunch a lepers yet that could kick this crew. As for our anonymous little mosquito friend "Guest," Mexico doesn't deserve us? Man, we've bravely fought the mad fiesta down there already -- muchos times -- and let me tell you, the only buttfuckin' goin on was with some hottie putas that headed their little chica feets north from brazil to make the mad cash in Cabo! How do you think we learned where the cheap eats were, bro? brazilian girls is the rockethotties uff da sizzle amerizzle. MANGO MONSTER BALL WHEN WE GET THERE!
--- don't hate da playaz, hate da game.

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 12:21 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
Guest



Anonymous
   
Wassup with the fakeass gangsta lingo, geesh turn off the MTV.

So umm waiting on a report since you and your boys was suppose to tear Brazil up.

Just remember wear condoms don't let a bitch suck ya dick without one. Herpes can be trasmitted from mouth. And don't bring no shit back to America you can't get rid of.

(Edited by Guest at 1:01 pm on Feb. 18, 2003)

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 12:42 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
Guest



Anonymous
   
Dear BVB, what happened to the three of you? Three weeks ago you gave notice you would be in Brazil in two weeks time.  But it seems you are still here in this less hospitable land. Give us the dirty details about this unfortunate delay.

Wishing your three the best

A fan of yours

Hornee

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 12:44 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
Vargas


Newbie
   
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. We shoulda been there by now, no kidding. Brent's down there already -- at least he's supposed to be; I haven't heard from him since not too long after the party. I'm going the Buckley route with my paperwork. Wouldn't you know it, my passport expired (I didn't realize that thing was tied to my birthday -- a sick, sick bash, by the way. I got so mEzzDUP and L-A-I-D). Anyway, Buckley is supposedly helping me outs. We'll see. If not, whatever. The paperwork will come through and I'll be mango diving in no time with my bros. We will have reports, we will have sick stories, we will have MANGO! (and yo, I gotz two suitcases: one for the swimsuit, suntan oil and porn mags, and another for the rubbers. s'all good.)

Total Posts: 10 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 2:10 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
krista



Junior Member
   
Vargas: "Wouldn't you know it, my passport expired"

-hahahaaahaaa..... you shouldn't even get one.

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Total Posts: 97 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 3:21 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
Macunaima


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There is a God and he is Brazilian. With any luck, he'll delay the passport/visa process 'til after Carnaval. Now wouldn't that be a hoot!

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Brazil is the country of the future and always will be!

Total Posts: 147 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 4:48 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
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Anonymous
   
How do you know he's brazilian? I'll bet you saw the movie, didnt you?

Total Posts: 211 | Joined Dec. 2002 | Posted on: 5:15 pm on Feb. 18, 2003 | IP
Macunaima


Member
   
If he's keeping Vargas from inflicting himself upon us for even one day, he certainly must be Brazilian.

Nope, haven't seen the film yet.

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Brazil is the country of the future and always will be!

Total Posts: 147 | Joined Jan. 2003 | Posted on: 3:49 am on Feb. 19, 2003 | IP
 

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